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258591  Mr. Shine: This is the guy from your old math book!

258586  Joseph: @kazzy94 I'll pray for you ironically.

258597  Mr. Shine: "Moooooooom!!!"

258546  Mr. Butt: @Passive Fucking racist.

258601  Not A Bot: Oh most Glittering Highness, I can only grovel and slobber at your feet. What is your command O Violent, Beautiful Majesty?

258568  VoR: Super glue

258568  VoR: Super that works for up to 9 lives

258590  Hokie333: From what I can find, this is a golf game that lets you customize your player character's outfit. So there's probably a Che Guevara shirt or something in there (and a U.S. flag bikini for, y'know, balance).

258591  fanny: that's a lot of croissants

258590  hajjpodge: @Sadbot JFC. I don't know how I forgot about that but goddamn.

257011  Mr Bleak: @fanny @Annoying Vegan Currently pixelated, and given the colour and general shape I' not putting on my "you looked at" list!

258598  VoR: Taste the rainbow in its purest form...

258403  smusher: Beauty of North Dakota

257018  Mr Bleak: Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother; You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive; Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin'; And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive; Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive; Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive

258596  sporky: Lord, what year is this from?

258574  BavidDowie: Those who are about to borkf, we sa'boop you!

258577  BavidDowie: I said Bebop ON HALF

258589  Shay: Ralph had enough of it.

258591  Sadbot: I may have ruined my suspension, but at least I got a good deal on hella melons!

258579  BavidDowie: dat make-up sammich, doh...

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258297 isosceleswaffle: Gradually becomes a disaster.

258402 Uncle Phil: Nerdy Jizz Tyrant

258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas

258329 Felicity: The part of the Bob's Burgers episode where Bob pretends things are talking to him and he does their voices

258520 Felicity: Maybe point it away from the trees

258337 Felicity: I happen to like nice men

258368 Felicity: I'm thinking eighties drug lord glass bricks, chrome coffee tables, black leather couches, ferns

258450 Bohab: @Scoo oh man, I wish

258524 Robespierre: @Solemn They sure are - that dance move is most certainly broken.

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work



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 8. Solemn: 1640 points
 9. god666: 1636 points
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11. DerMantis: 1579 points
12. uncannie: 1511 points
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14. logan: 1425 points
15. Baby Jesus: 1422 points
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Score:
700
 
 SpaceCow: The butcher and candlestick maker were both converted while in the tub.
 Stumpwiz: Really, nobody? OK. Baruch ata Adonay, Eloheinu melech ha-olam, ha-motzi lechem min ha-aretz.
 Robespierre: @VeeKay Damn bastard makers
 Air Biscuit: Do these magicians do birthday parties?
 VoR: @VoR bit of a stretch dude..
 VoR: Big bread loaf. Big bread loaf. Talk about big baking. My chef's got one in the oven...
 pawsies: Nobility bred
 Ulillillia: No, I said go to *bed*!
 VeeKay: Damn master bakers
 Teechur: You could make one hell of a Monte Cristo with that!
 Frank herbert: You could stuff those with a child...
 Mr. Shine: That's the second-largest loaf of bread I've ever seen.
 Dominus Umbrae: At the annual "Count Bakeula imitation contest"
Image 242656   04-15-18   Uploaded by    Uncle Larry
Score:
233
 
 Stumpwiz: Is this a good omen?
 Robespierre: This parasail verges on the unique
 Mr. Shine: Ken Bone?!
Image 242655   04-15-18   Uploaded by    Brain Thoughts
Score:
677
 
 Stumpwiz: Cat doesn't realize it's not a touch-screen. Sad.
 Robespierre: Warmth detected
 Mr. Shine: Cat operating as expected.
 VeeKay: f;khfiahdh;fsdahf;asaldf;daj
Image 242654   04-15-18   Uploaded by    Pizza
Score:
274
 
 Warrax: Guns and bananas are just too similar. Pay attention and don't make the mistake this guy made.
 sparename: "you want me to get the stone out of that avocado?"
 Mr. Shine: It's probably an air pistol to keep away birds or monkeys or whatever pest animal lives near there.
 Mr. Shine: The gun 4 out of 5 dentists recommend!
 VeeKay: Creepy
Image 242653   04-15-18   Uploaded by    Extreme Locorito
Score:
348
 
 Mr Bleak: He did something amazing: #242658
 itskando: Shat bricks
 Stumpwiz: Clearly the man doesn't have a prostate problem.
 waxymom: TOILET GUN!
 Dr. Bathroom: Someone literally shit a brick.
 sparename: Beware of Commode O'Dragon
 jazzjunkie: Do something amazing
 Not A Bot: TILT! You've locked the controls now...
 VeeKay: DAD! I dropped my Nokia in the toilet!
 gutwheat: Don't do taco bell, kids...
 ignatz: Heavy shit..
Image 242652   04-15-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
260
 
 HatStand: If you buy one you won't need the other
 itskando: Something for the whole family
 Mr. Whiskers: Three tried and true pregnancy preventions
 SS Keith: Thee vending machine for guys who think theyre gonna some, virgins, and stank bagz
Image 242651   04-15-18   Uploaded by    johnnyc
Score:
143
 
 wolfpk: I got a pack of these. The funny things, they were all in Russian.
 Prostata: You chose... unwisely
 Ulillillia: @Shay Incredibly large trading cards of Incredibly small hands.
 Shay: Either those are incredibly large trading cards or incredibly small feet.
 Whatever: Yes, politics is the new sport with graft, cheaters, and overpriced merchandise supporting a cast of overpaid egomaniac puppets working for corporate overlords
 Robespierre: Rampant celebrity culture = slow death
 lebron: Poor decision 2016 ( normally would not judge politics, but couldn't resist)
Image 242650   04-15-18   Uploaded by    eykei
Score:
555
 
 Mr Bleak: Gonna need a serious size shower cap.
 Air Biscuit: I bet she has a great ranged melee attack.
 wolfpk: Going a little overboard on those hair extensions are we?
 romangreek: Didn t she date Opus the Penguin?
 Teechur: I keep all of my hair in a bag, too. On my nightstand. I harvest it off the pillow every morning. HA! See? I'm NOT losing my hair!
 Mr. Whiskers: Ive heard the expression "dumber than a bag of hair" but never actually seen a bag of hair
 Butcherboy: Im a-braid knot
 grizzly: I bet it smells great in there.
Image 242649   04-15-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
409
 
 Jabberwikket: I welcome our new Atlantian overlords... (like we have any other choice)
 sparename: Meanwhile, in the car-pool lane...
 VeeKay: Going to take a shit load of WD40 to sort them out.
 Whatever: This is what happens when your boss thinks hes Aquaman king of Atlantis
 Prostata: cities really need to stop allowing developers to use flood prone areas to build cheap apartments. It's a rampant practice.
 hajjpodge: This is why I live on a hill.
Image 242648   04-15-18   Uploaded by    MyPasswordAintPassword
Score:
212
 
 LurkedMoar: @Christina It was supposed to be a yellow powder, instead I got this mystery earwax with needle crystals...
 Wooden Spoon: What is this, a tube for ants?
 Telkwa: Spark up the bong, bro.
 sparename: Culture shock
 breadtoaster: I can see my house from here!
 Robespierre: "Spore II: The Mutation". Coming soon to a soda bottle near you.
 Christina: What is it?
Image 242647   04-15-18   Uploaded by    LurkedMoar
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