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273352  bigbison: meth, the backbone of kindergarten society.

273334  dobbiesdoogs: they probably do something weird and alienesque, like it comes out of the top of their heads or something

273365  Nope: How much fucking seat room ya'll think you have? Because its way less than you think.

273366  Nope: Turn heat up human!

273315  lecj07: The original "Screw the rules, I have money"

273332  lecj07: Snake cosplay needs work

273350  Bob: More like Rad Panda

273341  lecj07: Thought dad was kneeling on him at first to get juuuuust the right height

273359  lecj07: Your liver has the same expression when it sees you open another.

273230  Entertainmentalist: He body too big for he goddamn doggo door!

273335  Not A Bot:

273252  Frank herbert: @doindabs Come on

273328  Mr Mumble: kid's gonna have ulcers by junior high

273355  Nope: Vacations are good for the soul

273346  Greek Fire: @Sage Or you can fill them with real blood when something goes horribly wrong.

273349  a robot: No, the dog is sad about your terrible whacking off skills

273306  AlexDeLarge: @Christina so he can draw her like one of his French girls

273354  Sadbot: Get corned, son

273354  Shay: @Littlecraftywolf CORN ARE KNICE

273359  tane: Take THAT neon guns! *high fives self*

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273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

273017 grizzly: @drtofu E=mc2

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

273080 DrNinjaman: @Prostata Bonfire Analysis would be a good band name.

273224 BumScag: In the beginning of the work we do involves cleaning up to skitwish and I will see you briefly in the mail today and tomorrow morning in spokane county sheriff's department and the stars are going to have to take a sick day

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.



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Score:
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 Mr Bleak: Gonna need a serious size shower cap.
 Air Biscuit: I bet she has a great ranged melee attack.
 wolfpk: Going a little overboard on those hair extensions are we?
 romangreek: Didn t she date Opus the Penguin?
 Teechur: I keep all of my hair in a bag, too. On my nightstand. I harvest it off the pillow every morning. HA! See? I'm NOT losing my hair!
 Mr. Whiskers: Ive heard the expression "dumber than a bag of hair" but never actually seen a bag of hair
 Butcherboy: Im a-braid knot
 grizzly: I bet it smells great in there.
Image 242649   04-15-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
409
 
 Jabberwikket: I welcome our new Atlantian overlords... (like we have any other choice)
 sparename: Meanwhile, in the car-pool lane...
 doindabs: Going to take a shit load of WD40 to sort them out.
 Whatever: This is what happens when your boss thinks hes Aquaman king of Atlantis
 Prostata: cities really need to stop allowing developers to use flood prone areas to build cheap apartments. It's a rampant practice.
 hajjpodge: This is why I live on a hill.
Image 242648   04-15-18   Uploaded by    MyPasswordAintPassword
Score:
212
 
 LurkedMoar: @Christina It was supposed to be a yellow powder, instead I got this mystery earwax with needle crystals...
 Wooden Spoon: What is this, a tube for ants?
 Telkwa: Spark up the bong, bro.
 sparename: Culture shock
 breadtoaster: I can see my house from here!
 Robespierre: "Spore II: The Mutation". Coming soon to a soda bottle near you.
 Christina: What is it?
Image 242647   04-15-18   Uploaded by    LurkedMoar
Score:
596
 
 l0dan: Hah, thought that leg was a goose!
Image 242646   04-15-18   Uploaded by    cybeq
Score:
625
 
 Shay: Draw me like one of your French herp derp.
 Spazstatic: Still better then I could do. Probably.
 sparename: Prep-work for the upcoming tattoo
 XLY: her arm looks really freakin weird to me, not the drawing but in the pic
 beckybecky: It took me like three hours to finish the shading on your upper lip.
 Greifer: nailed it!
 grizzly: There's a lot more where that came from if you go to the dance with me.
 Robespierre: I hope no one actually paid for this caricature
Image 242645   04-15-18   Uploaded by    crappypants
Score:
1020
 
 Air Biscuit: What if pupper IS meaning of life?
 a robot: I like how at least eight people are looking at the dog in this pic. Cute pupper is always more important than whatever is happening in the other direction
 Whatever: Got bosintang? No? Good.
Image 242644   04-15-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
18
 
 Borp Mento: Is that Rob Riggle?
 Robespierre: There's a Nevada flag in the corner, so this musta been one of those Honeymoon In Vegas-type joints. Vegas would be a pretty OK place to live if it weren't for all the schmucks that come here to visit.
 barfolomew: I was important that managed to take a stoner movie and remove the pot.
 grandma: But I hold this film responsible for promoting already terribly embarassing bachelor partys and encouraging the dumb masses in their humiliating behaviour. 6/10
 danny: was an ok movie...
Image 242643   04-15-18   Uploaded by    The Bees
Score:
282
 
 lolenyManiac: @Science amen to that
 Science: @Teechur: Because I'm a pervert
 carpwoman: @Ulillillia - Lol. I have no idea why that posted twice!
 tib gubb: gross
 a robot: I looked it up and the USA men's team uniforms look like this too, so at least they are equal-opportunity embarassing
 Teechur: These are great comments on the purpose and reason, but why couldn't science develop a way to make the color the same as the surrounding area?
 fanny: I wonder if thats teflon? if so why?
 WetWilly: It seems that it may be Lockheed Martin ArmourGlide. Apparently, the material reduces air resistance up to 60%(the whole uniform) and in consequence, they can go faster. Theoretically, anyway.
 XLY: hyper-contrasted action zone
 Ulillillia: Apparently, it's teflon. I hear that it makes their legs glide more smoothly, and as a result, it increases their speed.
 carpwoman: It's teflon. It makes their legs glide smother and they go faster.
 Joseph: I have a teflon frying pan.
 carpwoman: It's teflon. It makes their legs glide smother and they go faster.
 hajjpodge: The designer knew what they were doing.
 SuedeOxford: No one else has dared to comment. Will you? Nope.
Image 242642   04-15-18   Uploaded by    ani625
Score:
333
 
 Whatever: Yes, I remember pre EPA days- too bad Republicans dont remember or care
 Robespierre: @Whatever True ... but relaxing safety rules for tap water is not a good idea. Were you around for the pre-EPA days?
 Whatever: @Robespierre Fact is, theres more safety rules for tap water than bottled water
 Robespierre: Translation: The water IN YOUR TOILET is clean enough today.
 Teechur: So you can STOP BUYING BOTTLED WATER!!!
Image 242641   04-15-18   Uploaded by    magicmormon
Score:
347
 
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Image 242640   04-15-18   Uploaded by    propro
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