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262949  VeeKay: Want more fibre? Eat one of these every day.

262958  VeeKay: If I am unobserved I like to etch a sweet little message such as "I PARK LIKE A WONDERFUL LADY" on their windscreen. Got a tungsten scribe in my car all special like. If I don't feel that's an adequate payback I get a shopping cart and attatch it to the drivers' door handle with a stainless steel cable tie. I am a petty, petty man.

262962  VeeKay: Enjoy your new diet of insulin and sterile needles.

262965  VeeKay: They shit on their legs to cool down. Sweet!

262969  VeeKay: A cappella.

262940  KingTrebek: Just check for urinals

262967  hajjpodge: 90% tremble.

262954  Not A Bot: What can this strange device be? When I touch it, it gives forth a sound It's got wires that vibrate and give music I know it's most unusual To come before you so But I've found an ancient miracle I thought that you should know Listen to my music And hear what it can do There's something here as strong as life I know that it will reach you Yes, we know, it's nothing new It's just a waste of time Another toy that helped destroy The elder race of man Forget about your silly whim It doesn't fit the planWe are the Priests of the Temples of Syrinx

262881  KingTrebek: @Sage @hajjpodge Ok I figured it out. This is Mary Fallin, governor of Oklahoma with a 19% approval rating.

262963  a robot: Cheeeeeeeze!

262962  UltraBeverly: This eugenics experiment is delicious.

262929  Fiveninety: @Spazstatic NCIS, SVU, Criminal Minds, etc

262942  Scoo: The cutest death from above of all time!

262944  Scoo: Lacy aka "Bitey"

262946  Scoo: They know

262956  Scoo: Mmmm.... sacrilicious...

262957  Scoo: It should buff out

262960  Scoo: Your modesty is detracting from the authenticity

262959  Sandor: So if I can't get hired by McDonald's, does that make me a winner?

262960  grizzly: @Nope It has been a challenging mating season for Bird Person.

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262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262642 Chest Rockwell: @Robespierre This is why beer should be $100 per bottle.

262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.

262856 raditzu: Noble and selfrespecting women, so much better than vulgar creatures that men are

262697 piranharama: Great band name

262892 Shay: WacArnolds.

262891 Scoo: Number three, why they so damn hard to close back up without the other side popping out?

262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this

262806 smusher: ... ? ...



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 Air Biscuit: What if pupper IS meaning of life?
 a robot: I like how at least eight people are looking at the dog in this pic. Cute pupper is always more important than whatever is happening in the other direction
 Whatever: Got bosintang? No? Good.
Image 242644   04-15-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
18
 
 Borp Mento: Is that Rob Riggle?
 Robespierre: There's a Nevada flag in the corner, so this musta been one of those Honeymoon In Vegas-type joints. Vegas would be a pretty OK place to live if it weren't for all the schmucks that come here to visit.
 barfolomew: I was important that managed to take a stoner movie and remove the pot.
 grandma: But I hold this film responsible for promoting already terribly embarassing bachelor partys and encouraging the dumb masses in their humiliating behaviour. 6/10
 danny: was an ok movie...
Image 242643   04-15-18   Uploaded by    The Bees
Score:
282
 
 lolenyManiac: @Science amen to that
 Science: @Teechur: Because I'm a pervert
 carpwoman: @Ulillillia - Lol. I have no idea why that posted twice!
 tib gubb: gross
 a robot: I looked it up and the USA men's team uniforms look like this too, so at least they are equal-opportunity embarassing
 Teechur: These are great comments on the purpose and reason, but why couldn't science develop a way to make the color the same as the surrounding area?
 fanny: I wonder if thats teflon? if so why?
 VeeKay: It seems that it may be Lockheed Martin ArmourGlide. Apparently, the material reduces air resistance up to 60%(the whole uniform) and in consequence, they can go faster. Theoretically, anyway.
 XLY: hyper-contrasted action zone
 Ulillillia: Apparently, it's teflon. I hear that it makes their legs glide more smoothly, and as a result, it increases their speed.
 carpwoman: It's teflon. It makes their legs glide smother and they go faster.
 Joseph: I have a teflon frying pan.
 carpwoman: It's teflon. It makes their legs glide smother and they go faster.
 hajjpodge: The designer knew what they were doing.
 SuedeOxford: No one else has dared to comment. Will you? Nope.
Image 242642   04-15-18   Uploaded by    ani625
Score:
333
 
 Whatever: Yes, I remember pre EPA days- too bad Republicans dont remember or care
 Robespierre: @Whatever True ... but relaxing safety rules for tap water is not a good idea. Were you around for the pre-EPA days?
 Whatever: @Robespierre Fact is, theres more safety rules for tap water than bottled water
 Robespierre: Translation: The water IN YOUR TOILET is clean enough today.
 Teechur: So you can STOP BUYING BOTTLED WATER!!!
Image 242641   04-15-18   Uploaded by    magicmormon
Score:
347
 
Have a good caption for this one?
Image 242640   04-15-18   Uploaded by    propro
Score:
1122
 
 Stumpwiz: Is this the "Pickle" whose letters Sarah Sanders has been know to read at WH press briefings?
 dope: You are a cute cat and deserve a much better name
 sparename: A dog will lick its own butt but won't eat you, little mew
 trelyate: this cat must belong to the photographer from Earthbound
 a robot: The eyes say "pet me" but the claws say "let me taste your blood"
 White Rice: It's nice to meet you, Pickle.
 hajjpodge: I'd like to tickle this pickle.
 Robespierre: The Reincarnation of Pickle Rick
 Side Boob: Hello Pickle!
Image 242639   04-15-18   Uploaded by    lolnotrly
Score:
648
 
 trelyate: "It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt."
 Robespierre: ... and now you know ... THE REST OF THE STORY
 Mr. Whiskers: @Ulillillia And That may be all I need to know
 Side Boob: Same
 Amy Housewine: @Ulillillia Love you jussssssssssst the way you are
 grid: Well played
 Shay: Such as...
 Ulillillia: But I know I love you
 Butcherboy: :
Image 242638   04-15-18   Uploaded by    Emoji
Score:
553
 
 Air Biscuit: *doughnuts may have side effects
 tib gubb: psychological warfare
 Springbok: He's seen some shit
 FabricMan: @Yurishiro I surrender!
 grace: Fight terror with terror.
 Ulillillia: Eh oh
Image 242637   04-15-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
262
 
 HatStand: A new challenger approaches!
 wolfpk: Here a an example of a loser in the cosplay contest.
 trelyate: Dark Souls Remastered looking good
 itskando: Heh. Shredder
 Amy Housewine: ALL HAIL LORD HUMUNGUS
Image 242636   04-15-18   Uploaded by    Clim Tinties
Score:
722
 
 HatStand: Hors
 sparename: Your girlfriend has totally lost all perspective
 Robespierre: Serious underbite is serious
 Eleftheros: Huehuehuehuehuehue
 Shay: Dude, I think you need to take your girlfriend to the doctor.
 Butcherboy: Ney
 sporky: Neeeeeigh!!
Image 242635   04-15-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
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