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268212  Felicity: No, I have to agree with Ross on this one

268215  Felicity: Mom's fusilli

268222  Felicity: Mmm, beer cigars

268225  Felicity: If it weren't for lead objects being out there in the world, Superman wouldn't be able to use them to fight villains with Kryptonite powers

268253  ignatz: Is it meme you're looking for?

268227  Felicity: If you can dodgi a wund

268224  hajjpodge: @Mexico This is not King of the Hill.

268229  Felicity: Save that cat!

268256  gutwheat: We once had a "poop bandit" at work. He would draw on the walls of the bathroom with his shit. This went on for months and no one could ever find him. I was finally able to apprehend him after a Mexican lunch. I saw him go in and I saw him go out.

268235  Felicity: Tee hee!

268237  Felicity: @Knice Like the Acolytes Protection Agency!

268244  Felicity: 1. What line about too many pills in Ibiza? 2. Who died? 3. Did they say how he died? 4. How did he die? 5. Was it too many pills?

268242  grizzly: @Dr Awkward I played a show with them once in like 2000.

268247  Sadbot: @Theta Zero Still more rewarding than crafting your own voice, style, and jokes. SEO tends to reward the palatable and recognizable

268238  tib gubb: Me too, kitty. Me too.

268242  tib gubb: That's just big Dave

268172  Joseph: Can you actually eat them? I have a box full of instant dinners for hiking that have one of these in them, and they are impossible to get out..

268255  bubbles: You missed a piece.

268200  Joseph: My mind was changed by a bumper sticker

268242  Dr Awkward: ...and the kids table?

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267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

268110 apoxia: This is someone's fetish. Maybe Earnie's.

268103 E. HONDA: username/upload...?

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

268056 Micro Jackson: Fresh charges

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair



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 lolenyManiac: @Science amen to that
 Science: @Teechur: Because I'm a pervert
 carpwoman: @Ulillillia - Lol. I have no idea why that posted twice!
 tib gubb: gross
 a robot: I looked it up and the USA men's team uniforms look like this too, so at least they are equal-opportunity embarassing
 Teechur: These are great comments on the purpose and reason, but why couldn't science develop a way to make the color the same as the surrounding area?
 fanny: I wonder if thats teflon? if so why?
 VeeKay: It seems that it may be Lockheed Martin ArmourGlide. Apparently, the material reduces air resistance up to 60%(the whole uniform) and in consequence, they can go faster. Theoretically, anyway.
 XLY: hyper-contrasted action zone
 Ulillillia: Apparently, it's teflon. I hear that it makes their legs glide more smoothly, and as a result, it increases their speed.
 carpwoman: It's teflon. It makes their legs glide smother and they go faster.
 Joseph: I have a teflon frying pan.
 carpwoman: It's teflon. It makes their legs glide smother and they go faster.
 hajjpodge: The designer knew what they were doing.
 SuedeOxford: No one else has dared to comment. Will you? Nope.
Image 242642   04-15-18   Uploaded by    ani625
Score:
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 Whatever: Yes, I remember pre EPA days- too bad Republicans dont remember or care
 Robespierre: @Whatever True ... but relaxing safety rules for tap water is not a good idea. Were you around for the pre-EPA days?
 Whatever: @Robespierre Fact is, theres more safety rules for tap water than bottled water
 Robespierre: Translation: The water IN YOUR TOILET is clean enough today.
 Teechur: So you can STOP BUYING BOTTLED WATER!!!
Image 242641   04-15-18   Uploaded by    magicmormon
Score:
347
 
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Image 242640   04-15-18   Uploaded by    propro
Score:
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 Stumpwiz: Is this the "Pickle" whose letters Sarah Sanders has been know to read at WH press briefings?
 dope: You are a cute cat and deserve a much better name
 sparename: A dog will lick its own butt but won't eat you, little mew
 trelyate: this cat must belong to the photographer from Earthbound
 a robot: The eyes say "pet me" but the claws say "let me taste your blood"
 White Rice: It's nice to meet you, Pickle.
 hajjpodge: I'd like to tickle this pickle.
 Robespierre: The Reincarnation of Pickle Rick
 Side Boob: Hello Pickle!
Image 242639   04-15-18   Uploaded by    lolnotrly
Score:
648
 
 trelyate: "It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt."
 Robespierre: ... and now you know ... THE REST OF THE STORY
 Mr. Whiskers: @Ulillillia And That may be all I need to know
 Side Boob: Same
 Amy Housewine: @Ulillillia Love you jussssssssssst the way you are
 grid: Well played
 Shay: Such as...
 Ulillillia: But I know I love you
 Butcherboy: :
Image 242638   04-15-18   Uploaded by    Emoji
Score:
553
 
 Air Biscuit: *doughnuts may have side effects
 tib gubb: psychological warfare
 Springbok: He's seen some shit
 FabricMan: @Yurishiro I surrender!
 grace: Fight terror with terror.
 Ulillillia: Eh oh
Image 242637   04-15-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
262
 
 HatStand: A new challenger approaches!
 wolfpk: Here a an example of a loser in the cosplay contest.
 trelyate: Dark Souls Remastered looking good
 itskando: Heh. Shredder
 Amy Housewine: ALL HAIL LORD HUMUNGUS
Image 242636   04-15-18   Uploaded by    Clim Tinties
Score:
722
 
 HatStand: Hors
 sparename: Your girlfriend has totally lost all perspective
 Robespierre: Serious underbite is serious
 Eleftheros: Huehuehuehuehuehue
 Shay: Dude, I think you need to take your girlfriend to the doctor.
 Butcherboy: Ney
 sporky: Neeeeeigh!!
Image 242635   04-15-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
530
 
 carpwoman: @Yurishiro - Gettin' funky now.
 carpwoman: @Yurishiro - Gettin' funky now.
 RiderFan: The one on the bottom left is Italian.
 edgarallendoh: #You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel#
 Side Boob: I thought they were Sleestack
 Rhombo Dimple: This stupid thing is called a potoo bird, by the way.
Image 242634   04-15-18   Uploaded by    minimum max
Score:
612
 
 arcticfox12x: always rad for puppy
Image 242633   04-15-18   Uploaded by    buds420
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