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244320  Shay: Fuck the police

244320  lecj07: @Otterman Well played.

244327  lecj07: Fail on the name. That name must always be shouted.

244325  Warrax: Good. I've got an itch and I don't want to be judged.

244328  Warrax: This was the wallpaper on all my devices for several months. My daughter thought it was weird, I told her not to talk that way about her sister.

244300  San DoDo: VLC really leaks into everyday life, doesn't it.

244302  DrinkMixMan: I don't get high, can I still use these?

244322  San DoDo: Compton: The Happy Years

244320  Otterman: @lecj07 Pfft, it's "Mister".

244328  barfolomew: I get it, because it's a pearl onion.

244305  lecj07: "I'm just saying, there's a table right here! Why do I have to hold the book on my head? And of course, you're ignoring me. Again."

244311  lecj07: Now do it on a unicycle!

244312  lecj07: Imagining triangular tunnels now.

244324  wolfpk: They finished it in five minutes.

244326  fanny: go home Bjork! you're drunk!

244314  lecj07: Boop!

244320  lecj07: It's funny, even as an adult there is no way I can call him by his first name.

244334  sparename: Magna Catta

244323  dangerkeith3000: IF you / wanna pole dance sideways / just go ahead now

244326  wolfpk: Plushy ducky

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244104 Dr Awkward: @SpaceCow Would you rather your tax money go into the pockets of big Bench?

244199 lecj07: I want to see her pick up loose change.

244294 Joseph: Glitter-tering is what the Dutch call this. (Glitter tuberculosis)

244288 VoR: @Beeble plus-sed are the aggronauts

244105 square44: @Yurishiro fair enough

244227 bug: I guess shooting them in the barrel was still a little too difficult.

244170 lecj07: @E. HONDA But take the socks off. Somehow, naked with socks is a real turn off for me.

244150 Skaalar: Peter Gabriel is still looking for this woman.

244128 jazzjunkie: Why yes, I *do* have some Grey Poupon!

244141 glenalec: @Yurishiro - don't say any of these - ever - and you will be fine!



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Score:
1055
 
 dangerkeith3000: SOMEBODY got laid.
 Robespierre: They have discovered their place in the cosmos
 Air Biscuit: Great, now i cant go while they're crossing.
 Sandor: Obviously looking for Sun Chips
 Ulillillia: This is deep
 sparename: "BING BONG! clean up, aisle 3, someone spilt some quackers"
 Nope: Please buy us some Mike, my children are so cold, so hungry
Image 242551   04-14-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
325
 
 Felicity: The world needs engineers too!
 Demon Universe: Im about to vomit.
 Supermansbrother: Usually that says egg salad.
Image 242550   04-14-18   Uploaded by    Porbo Mellus
Score:
573
 
 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 Back then I never thought I would say this, but I miss the nineties too
 dangerkeith3000: I miss the 90s.
 Skaalar: I wonder if Slingo is still a thing...
 Robespierre: Incorrect. "Newman" from Seinfeld was in every ABC After-School Special, not every movie.
 Skinr: People had to actually pay $15 for a new album instead of just listening to it on YouTube.
 Scoo: Classic Wayne Knight
 Ulillillia: Hello, Jerry.
 Nope: it was the worst of times
Image 242549   04-14-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
772
 
 Robespierre: McDonald's new Grimace looks promising
 Annoying Vegan : O hai!
Image 242548   04-14-18   Uploaded by    westerner
Score:
532
 
 Yurishiro: Come on Ross, you know the rules.
 dangerkeith3000: I always preferred Chandler.
 Not A Bot: oine bad apple...
 Skinr: "No, Ross... How are YOU fapping?"
 a robot: HAHA! "Fire Access Panel!" Hilarious!!
 tib gubb: yeah, i'll go ahead and pass on that one
 BavidDowie: Ross, you know you aren't allowed to use the sign machine.
 Air Biscuit: The 976th D is gonna be really dissapointed.
Image 242547   04-14-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
793
 
 Felicity: Butt-Head
 mom: @Teechur Same
 Teechur: In Soviet Russian, condom snorts YOU up the nose.
 DrinkMixMan: How do you do, fellow cephalopods?
 WannaBee: @Air Biscuit @charlemagne I think they meant Insidious Squid is a book, not that this picture is from a book.
 charlemagne: @lazySolver what book is this?
 charlemagne: @Air Biscuit I genuinely have no idea! got to look this up now
 Air Biscuit: @lazySolver @charlemagne wait! thats a real thing?
 Air Biscuit: While enjoying the ride this particular sneeze had taken him on, johnny was concerned about his lack of kleenex for the end of his journey.
 charlemagne: johnny soon learned to regret betraying humanity to the insidious squid
Image 242546   04-14-18   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
307
 
 dangerkeith3000: rad for black santa. even if his head is missing.
 FabricMan: WHAT'S IN THE BOX?!
 Skinr: Silent Night, Deadly Night 7: The Ho Ho Horror
 carpwoman: Ho ho oops.
 Warrax: Best advertisement for a blow dryer I've ever seen.
 fanny: the easiest Hair Care is to not have hair
 Nope: Elves, the revolution is now! We have crushed the oppressor!
Image 242545   04-14-18   Uploaded by    waynelord
Score:
329
 
 Malkchic: I don't know what that is but I don't like it
 dangerkeith3000: This is terrifying.
 Scoo: Jaunty!
 jochenau: Dammit Moon Moon, you're growing upside down.
 glenalec: Rise of the Triffids.
Image 242544   04-14-18   Uploaded by    Larp Belb
Score:
496
 
 Shay: The Swedish Troy McClure.
 itskando: Henk after dark
 dangerkeith3000: I love the taste of fish on my lips.
 Donut: Poor guy just wanted to kiss a fish...
 Demon Universe: @lazySolver @jochenau VIPs get a cup of ice and get to skip Justin Bieber hour.
 jochenau: As they say, the road to hell is paved with good intentions...
Image 242543   04-14-18   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
463
 
 Robespierre: @jazzjunkie Especially not THAT green
 jazzjunkie: Green is not a creative color
 charlemagne: it'll be okay, call the cops, we'll just tell them ducky slipped and hit its head on the floor
Image 242542   04-14-18   Uploaded by    kensin
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