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258591  Mr. Shine: This is the guy from your old math book!

258586  Joseph: @kazzy94 I'll pray for you ironically.

258597  Mr. Shine: "Moooooooom!!!"

258546  Mr. Butt: @Passive Fucking racist.

258601  Not A Bot: Oh most Glittering Highness, I can only grovel and slobber at your feet. What is your command O Violent, Beautiful Majesty?

258568  VoR: Super glue

258568  VoR: Super that works for up to 9 lives

258590  Hokie333: From what I can find, this is a golf game that lets you customize your player character's outfit. So there's probably a Che Guevara shirt or something in there (and a U.S. flag bikini for, y'know, balance).

258591  fanny: that's a lot of croissants

258590  hajjpodge: @Sadbot JFC. I don't know how I forgot about that but goddamn.

257011  Mr Bleak: @fanny @Annoying Vegan Currently pixelated, and given the colour and general shape I' not putting on my "you looked at" list!

258598  VoR: Taste the rainbow in its purest form...

258403  smusher: Beauty of North Dakota

257018  Mr Bleak: Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother; You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive; Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin'; And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive; Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive; Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive

258596  sporky: Lord, what year is this from?

258574  BavidDowie: Those who are about to borkf, we sa'boop you!

258577  BavidDowie: I said Bebop ON HALF

258589  Shay: Ralph had enough of it.

258591  Sadbot: I may have ruined my suspension, but at least I got a good deal on hella melons!

258579  BavidDowie: dat make-up sammich, doh...

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258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258297 isosceleswaffle: Gradually becomes a disaster.

258402 Uncle Phil: Nerdy Jizz Tyrant

258337 Felicity: I happen to like nice men

258329 Felicity: The part of the Bob's Burgers episode where Bob pretends things are talking to him and he does their voices

258450 Bohab: @Scoo oh man, I wish

258520 Felicity: Maybe point it away from the trees

258524 Robespierre: @Solemn They sure are - that dance move is most certainly broken.

258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas

258368 Felicity: I'm thinking eighties drug lord glass bricks, chrome coffee tables, black leather couches, ferns



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 5. NotHuman: 2185 points
 6. Annoying Vegan : 1793 points
 7. nathan: 1666 points
 8. Solemn: 1640 points
 9. god666: 1636 points
10. Mr. Shine: 1635 points
11. DerMantis: 1579 points
12. uncannie: 1511 points
13. bromide: 1466 points
14. logan: 1425 points
15. Baby Jesus: 1422 points
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Score:
1068
 
 dangerkeith3000: SOMEBODY got laid.
 Robespierre: They have discovered their place in the cosmos
 Air Biscuit: Great, now i cant go while they're crossing.
 Sandor: Obviously looking for Sun Chips
 Ulillillia: This is deep
 sparename: "BING BONG! clean up, aisle 3, someone spilt some quackers"
 Nope: Please buy us some Mike, my children are so cold, so hungry
Image 242551   04-14-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
341
 
 Mike Michael: The world needs engineers too!
 Demon Universe: Im about to vomit.
 Supermansbrother: Usually that says egg salad.
Image 242550   04-14-18   Uploaded by    Porbo Mellus
Score:
591
 
 Sparkplug: @dangerkeith3000 Back then I never thought I would say this, but I miss the nineties too
 dangerkeith3000: I miss the 90s.
 Skaalar: I wonder if Slingo is still a thing...
 Robespierre: Incorrect. "Newman" from Seinfeld was in every ABC After-School Special, not every movie.
 Skinr: People had to actually pay $15 for a new album instead of just listening to it on YouTube.
 Scoo: Classic Wayne Knight
 Ulillillia: Hello, Jerry.
 Nope: it was the worst of times
Image 242549   04-14-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
772
 
 Robespierre: McDonald's new Grimace looks promising
 Annoying Vegan : O hai!
Image 242548   04-14-18   Uploaded by    westerner
Score:
532
 
 courtney: Come on Ross, you know the rules.
 dangerkeith3000: I always preferred Chandler.
 Not A Bot: oine bad apple...
 Skinr: "No, Ross... How are YOU fapping?"
 a robot: HAHA! "Fire Access Panel!" Hilarious!!
 tib gubb: yeah, i'll go ahead and pass on that one
 BavidDowie: Ross, you know you aren't allowed to use the sign machine.
 Air Biscuit: The 976th D is gonna be really dissapointed.
Image 242547   04-14-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
818
 
 alex: Butt-Head
 mom: @Teechur Same
 Teechur: In Soviet Russian, condom snorts YOU up the nose.
 DrinkMixMan: How do you do, fellow cephalopods?
 WannaBee: @Air Biscuit @charlemagne I think they meant Insidious Squid is a book, not that this picture is from a book.
 charlemagne: @lazySolver what book is this?
 charlemagne: @Air Biscuit I genuinely have no idea! got to look this up now
 Air Biscuit: @lazySolver @charlemagne wait! thats a real thing?
 Air Biscuit: While enjoying the ride this particular sneeze had taken him on, johnny was concerned about his lack of kleenex for the end of his journey.
 charlemagne: johnny soon learned to regret betraying humanity to the insidious squid
Image 242546   04-14-18   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
307
 
 dangerkeith3000: rad for black santa. even if his head is missing.
 FabricMan: WHAT'S IN THE BOX?!
 Skinr: Silent Night, Deadly Night 7: The Ho Ho Horror
 carpwoman: Ho ho oops.
 Warrax: Best advertisement for a blow dryer I've ever seen.
 fanny: the easiest Hair Care is to not have hair
 Nope: Elves, the revolution is now! We have crushed the oppressor!
Image 242545   04-14-18   Uploaded by    waynelord
Score:
329
 
 Malkchic: I don't know what that is but I don't like it
 dangerkeith3000: This is terrifying.
 Scoo: Jaunty!
 jochenau: Dammit Moon Moon, you're growing upside down.
 KickassHellyeah: Rise of the Triffids.
Image 242544   04-14-18   Uploaded by    Larp Belb
Score:
496
 
 Shay: The Swedish Troy McClure.
 itskando: Henk after dark
 dangerkeith3000: I love the taste of fish on my lips.
 Donut: Poor guy just wanted to kiss a fish...
 Demon Universe: @lazySolver @jochenau VIPs get a cup of ice and get to skip Justin Bieber hour.
 jochenau: As they say, the road to hell is paved with good intentions...
Image 242543   04-14-18   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
463
 
 Robespierre: @jazzjunkie Especially not THAT green
 jazzjunkie: Green is not a creative color
 charlemagne: it'll be okay, call the cops, we'll just tell them ducky slipped and hit its head on the floor
Image 242542   04-14-18   Uploaded by    kensin
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