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268229  Felicity: Save that cat!

268256  gutwheat: We once had a "poop bandit" at work. He would draw on the walls of the bathroom with his shit. This went on for months and no one could ever find him. I was finally able to apprehend him after a Mexican lunch. I saw him go in and I saw him go out.

268235  Felicity: Tee hee!

268237  Felicity: @Knice Like the Acolytes Protection Agency!

268244  Felicity: 1. What line about too many pills in Ibiza? 2. Who died? 3. Did they say how he died? 4. How did he die? 5. Was it too many pills?

268242  grizzly: @Dr Awkward I played a show with them once in like 2000.

268247  Sadbot: @Theta Zero Still more rewarding than crafting your own voice, style, and jokes. SEO tends to reward the palatable and recognizable

268238  tib gubb: Me too, kitty. Me too.

268242  tib gubb: That's just big Dave

268172  Joseph: Can you actually eat them? I have a box full of instant dinners for hiking that have one of these in them, and they are impossible to get out..

268255  bubbles: You missed a piece.

268200  Joseph: My mind was changed by a bumper sticker

268242  Dr Awkward: ...and the kids table?

268254  sir toke a lot: Nowadays the only stuff that would be flying out is arguments, cat pictures, and porn.

268254  chunk norris: "It comes in MPEGs now!?"

268254  kittylitter: Wow, he must be using one of those blazing fast 128 kbps modems I hear so much about

268254  whiplash: THE INTERNET YOU GUYS!!!

268244  Sadbot: I feel like I'd get this if I were a Eurotrash partyboi

268247  Theta Zero: @Knice Not just black bars. Black bars, then a caption, then a white boarder, then a black box highlighting the text that's plainly visible in a blurry, unfocused photo. It's layers of incompetence, and I can't help but struggle to fathom the lengths this joke had to go through to be told.

268250  NoOneImportant: I thought it was just that he brought in his dog as in his friend. Took me a whole two seconds to realize his name was Snoop Dogg.

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267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

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267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

268110 apoxia: This is someone's fetish. Maybe Earnie's.

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

268103 E. HONDA: username/upload...?

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"



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 dangerkeith3000: SOMEBODY got laid.
 Robespierre: They have discovered their place in the cosmos
 Air Biscuit: Great, now i cant go while they're crossing.
 Sandor: Obviously looking for Sun Chips
 Ulillillia: This is deep
 sparename: "BING BONG! clean up, aisle 3, someone spilt some quackers"
 Nope: Please buy us some Mike, my children are so cold, so hungry
Image 242551   04-14-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
341
 
 Mike Michael: The world needs engineers too!
 Demon Universe: Im about to vomit.
 Supermansbrother: Usually that says egg salad.
Image 242550   04-14-18   Uploaded by    Porbo Mellus
Score:
591
 
 Sparkplug: @dangerkeith3000 Back then I never thought I would say this, but I miss the nineties too
 dangerkeith3000: I miss the 90s.
 Skaalar: I wonder if Slingo is still a thing...
 Robespierre: Incorrect. "Newman" from Seinfeld was in every ABC After-School Special, not every movie.
 Skinr: People had to actually pay $15 for a new album instead of just listening to it on YouTube.
 Scoo: Classic Wayne Knight
 Ulillillia: Hello, Jerry.
 Nope: it was the worst of times
Image 242549   04-14-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
772
 
 Robespierre: McDonald's new Grimace looks promising
 Annoying Vegan : O hai!
Image 242548   04-14-18   Uploaded by    westerner
Score:
532
 
 courtney: Come on Ross, you know the rules.
 dangerkeith3000: I always preferred Chandler.
 Not A Bot: oine bad apple...
 Skinr: "No, Ross... How are YOU fapping?"
 a robot: HAHA! "Fire Access Panel!" Hilarious!!
 tib gubb: yeah, i'll go ahead and pass on that one
 BavidDowie: Ross, you know you aren't allowed to use the sign machine.
 Air Biscuit: The 976th D is gonna be really dissapointed.
Image 242547   04-14-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
818
 
 alex: Butt-Head
 mom: @Teechur Same
 Teechur: In Soviet Russian, condom snorts YOU up the nose.
 DrinkMixMan: How do you do, fellow cephalopods?
 night shift: @Air Biscuit @charlemagne I think they meant Insidious Squid is a book, not that this picture is from a book.
 charlemagne: @lazySolver what book is this?
 charlemagne: @Air Biscuit I genuinely have no idea! got to look this up now
 Air Biscuit: @lazySolver @charlemagne wait! thats a real thing?
 Air Biscuit: While enjoying the ride this particular sneeze had taken him on, johnny was concerned about his lack of kleenex for the end of his journey.
 charlemagne: johnny soon learned to regret betraying humanity to the insidious squid
Image 242546   04-14-18   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
307
 
 dangerkeith3000: rad for black santa. even if his head is missing.
 FabricMan: WHAT'S IN THE BOX?!
 Skinr: Silent Night, Deadly Night 7: The Ho Ho Horror
 carpwoman: Ho ho oops.
 Warrax: Best advertisement for a blow dryer I've ever seen.
 fanny: the easiest Hair Care is to not have hair
 Nope: Elves, the revolution is now! We have crushed the oppressor!
Image 242545   04-14-18   Uploaded by    waynelord
Score:
329
 
 Malkchic: I don't know what that is but I don't like it
 dangerkeith3000: This is terrifying.
 Scoo: Jaunty!
 jochenau: Dammit Moon Moon, you're growing upside down.
 KickassHellyeah: Rise of the Triffids.
Image 242544   04-14-18   Uploaded by    Larp Belb
Score:
496
 
 Shay: The Swedish Troy McClure.
 itskando: Henk after dark
 dangerkeith3000: I love the taste of fish on my lips.
 Donut: Poor guy just wanted to kiss a fish...
 Demon Universe: @lazySolver @jochenau VIPs get a cup of ice and get to skip Justin Bieber hour.
 jochenau: As they say, the road to hell is paved with good intentions...
Image 242543   04-14-18   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
463
 
 Robespierre: @jazzjunkie Especially not THAT green
 jazzjunkie: Green is not a creative color
 charlemagne: it'll be okay, call the cops, we'll just tell them ducky slipped and hit its head on the floor
Image 242542   04-14-18   Uploaded by    kensin
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