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262949  VeeKay: Want more fibre? Eat one of these every day.

262958  VeeKay: If I am unobserved I like to etch a sweet little message such as "I PARK LIKE A WONDERFUL LADY" on their windscreen. Got a tungsten scribe in my car all special like. If I don't feel that's an adequate payback I get a shopping cart and attatch it to the drivers' door handle with a stainless steel cable tie. I am a petty, petty man.

262962  VeeKay: Enjoy your new diet of insulin and sterile needles.

262965  VeeKay: They shit on their legs to cool down. Sweet!

262969  VeeKay: A cappella.

262940  KingTrebek: Just check for urinals

262967  hajjpodge: 90% tremble.

262954  Not A Bot: What can this strange device be? When I touch it, it gives forth a sound It's got wires that vibrate and give music I know it's most unusual To come before you so But I've found an ancient miracle I thought that you should know Listen to my music And hear what it can do There's something here as strong as life I know that it will reach you Yes, we know, it's nothing new It's just a waste of time Another toy that helped destroy The elder race of man Forget about your silly whim It doesn't fit the planWe are the Priests of the Temples of Syrinx

262881  KingTrebek: @Sage @hajjpodge Ok I figured it out. This is Mary Fallin, governor of Oklahoma with a 19% approval rating.

262963  a robot: Cheeeeeeeze!

262962  UltraBeverly: This eugenics experiment is delicious.

262929  Fiveninety: @Spazstatic NCIS, SVU, Criminal Minds, etc

262942  Scoo: The cutest death from above of all time!

262944  Scoo: Lacy aka "Bitey"

262946  Scoo: They know

262956  Scoo: Mmmm.... sacrilicious...

262957  Scoo: It should buff out

262960  Scoo: Your modesty is detracting from the authenticity

262959  Sandor: So if I can't get hired by McDonald's, does that make me a winner?

262960  grizzly: @Nope It has been a challenging mating season for Bird Person.

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262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262642 Chest Rockwell: @Robespierre This is why beer should be $100 per bottle.

262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.

262856 raditzu: Noble and selfrespecting women, so much better than vulgar creatures that men are

262697 piranharama: Great band name

262892 Shay: WacArnolds.

262891 Scoo: Number three, why they so damn hard to close back up without the other side popping out?

262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this

262806 smusher: ... ? ...



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Score:
532
 
 courtney: Come on Ross, you know the rules.
 dangerkeith3000: I always preferred Chandler.
 Not A Bot: oine bad apple...
 Skinr: "No, Ross... How are YOU fapping?"
 a robot: HAHA! "Fire Access Panel!" Hilarious!!
 tib gubb: yeah, i'll go ahead and pass on that one
 BavidDowie: Ross, you know you aren't allowed to use the sign machine.
 Air Biscuit: The 976th D is gonna be really dissapointed.
Image 242547   04-14-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
818
 
 alex: Butt-Head
 mom: @Teechur Same
 Teechur: In Soviet Russian, condom snorts YOU up the nose.
 DrinkMixMan: How do you do, fellow cephalopods?
 night shift: @Air Biscuit @charlemagne I think they meant Insidious Squid is a book, not that this picture is from a book.
 charlemagne: @lazySolver what book is this?
 charlemagne: @Air Biscuit I genuinely have no idea! got to look this up now
 Air Biscuit: @lazySolver @charlemagne wait! thats a real thing?
 Air Biscuit: While enjoying the ride this particular sneeze had taken him on, johnny was concerned about his lack of kleenex for the end of his journey.
 charlemagne: johnny soon learned to regret betraying humanity to the insidious squid
Image 242546   04-14-18   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
307
 
 dangerkeith3000: rad for black santa. even if his head is missing.
 FabricMan: WHAT'S IN THE BOX?!
 Skinr: Silent Night, Deadly Night 7: The Ho Ho Horror
 carpwoman: Ho ho oops.
 Warrax: Best advertisement for a blow dryer I've ever seen.
 fanny: the easiest Hair Care is to not have hair
 Nope: Elves, the revolution is now! We have crushed the oppressor!
Image 242545   04-14-18   Uploaded by    waynelord
Score:
329
 
 Malkchic: I don't know what that is but I don't like it
 dangerkeith3000: This is terrifying.
 Scoo: Jaunty!
 jochenau: Dammit Moon Moon, you're growing upside down.
 KickassHellyeah: Rise of the Triffids.
Image 242544   04-14-18   Uploaded by    Larp Belb
Score:
496
 
 Shay: The Swedish Troy McClure.
 itskando: Henk after dark
 dangerkeith3000: I love the taste of fish on my lips.
 Donut: Poor guy just wanted to kiss a fish...
 Demon Universe: @lazySolver @jochenau VIPs get a cup of ice and get to skip Justin Bieber hour.
 jochenau: As they say, the road to hell is paved with good intentions...
Image 242543   04-14-18   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
463
 
 Robespierre: @jazzjunkie Especially not THAT green
 jazzjunkie: Green is not a creative color
 charlemagne: it'll be okay, call the cops, we'll just tell them ducky slipped and hit its head on the floor
Image 242542   04-14-18   Uploaded by    kensin
Score:
1050
 
 BavidDowie: Yeah, I could tell by the 3 ft tide of shed fur I waded through to get to your porch.
 Annoying Vegan : The House of England in Balboa Park (San Diego) had a Village Fair today, and invited the Corgi Meetup group. I saw about 80 corgis. I rubbed so many ears. Its a great day.
 illBilliam: Ohhh look how good they are!
 Teechur: And can they come out to play?
 Ulillillia: Like totally
 mrdiron: Imagine that barn owl gif, but with golden retrievers.
 dobbiesdoogs: i know, that's why i showed up
Image 242541   04-14-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
316
 
 Skaalar: I wonder if she knows about Black Cat...
 Skinr: Now Harry the rich kid's a friend of his, who horns in on Mary Jane / But to his great surprise, it seems she prefers guys who kiss upside down in the rain
 tib gubb: people are funny like that, but seriously who wouldn't want to bang spiderman
 a robot: Pretty unfriendly
Image 242540   04-14-18   Uploaded by    Rembo Rompus
Score:
573
 
 dangerkeith3000: Love and Monsters
 Skinr: This can happen to wizard characters in Dungeon Crawl Classics. Fairly easily, too.
 Prostata: from "The Onion"
 Jabberwikket: Odo, you are doing me a concern...
 trelyate: Voldemort is back!
 static xyz: Moisturize me
 killme: Mum? What ever happened to dad?
Image 242539   04-14-18   Uploaded by    WTF
Score:
327
 
 WTF: Trump tried to fire this on Friday.
 Stumpwiz: This is really A Thing, available at Amazon.
 fanny: I bet that tape is totally kicking ass right now.
 Not A Bot: You should know better than to cut of a head of a hydra!
 dobbiesdoogs: it was my understanding that there was indeed latex involved
Image 242538   04-14-18   Uploaded by    Yam
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