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273191  Entertainmentalist: If a woman parks in this spot, is it okay to ask her if she's pregnant?

273170  Not A Bot: If he really loved her he would have nutted on it.

273196  Littlecraftywolf: better wake mom #273195

273196  KingTrebek: not worth waking mom for

273195  Littlecraftywolf: @Littlecraftywolf ah and here it is #273196

272795  Littlecraftywolf: @trelyate shut up baby i know it

273186  Remp Wulgus: OOOh. The legendary ass burrito.

273187  Littlecraftywolf: wtf is even going on and why does the owl and robot have fingers but none of the humans do?

273195  Littlecraftywolf: optional route: the second coming of jesus then wake her

272892  Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

273193  Littlecraftywolf: this guy was up way too late. 8 hours of sleep!

273185  Littlecraftywolf: whats the number? i'd think i'd like to meet this "daisy".

273169  Mad Collager: Sniff, sniff, hey, could somebody order a couple of pizzas?

273168  GTA VII: The fun way to have fun.

273149  KingTrebek: @VoR sounds like a real badass

273062  Greifer: it skips a generation

273070  Greifer: @Greek Fire delendam esse... you greeks,

273174  hajjpodge: @Christina From murder, to more murder.

273079  Greifer: the beauty of north korea?

273180  Greek Fire: JJJ accusing Spider-Man of eating New York's pigeons was a highlight of the new game.

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272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272918 Mad Collager: @Sadbot I don't know where you live, but I, too, would like to help with a chance to meet your goats. I can't travel more than an hour from suburban Washington, DC though - kid responsibilities.

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

272815 Mr Bleak: Just because you *can* do something ...

273043 UltraBeverly: I don't think it would be much of a leap to think his daughter was also his girlfriend.

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.



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Score:
532
 
 courtney: Come on Ross, you know the rules.
 dangerkeith3000: I always preferred Chandler.
 Not A Bot: oine bad apple...
 Skinr: "No, Ross... How are YOU fapping?"
 a robot: HAHA! "Fire Access Panel!" Hilarious!!
 tib gubb: yeah, i'll go ahead and pass on that one
 BavidDowie: Ross, you know you aren't allowed to use the sign machine.
 Air Biscuit: The 976th D is gonna be really dissapointed.
Image 242547   04-14-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
818
 
 alex: Butt-Head
 mom: @Teechur Same
 Teechur: In Soviet Russian, condom snorts YOU up the nose.
 DrinkMixMan: How do you do, fellow cephalopods?
 night shift: @Air Biscuit @charlemagne I think they meant Insidious Squid is a book, not that this picture is from a book.
 charlemagne: @lazySolver what book is this?
 charlemagne: @Air Biscuit I genuinely have no idea! got to look this up now
 Air Biscuit: @lazySolver @charlemagne wait! thats a real thing?
 Air Biscuit: While enjoying the ride this particular sneeze had taken him on, johnny was concerned about his lack of kleenex for the end of his journey.
 charlemagne: johnny soon learned to regret betraying humanity to the insidious squid
Image 242546   04-14-18   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
307
 
 dangerkeith3000: rad for black santa. even if his head is missing.
 FabricMan: WHAT'S IN THE BOX?!
 Skinr: Silent Night, Deadly Night 7: The Ho Ho Horror
 carpwoman: Ho ho oops.
 Warrax: Best advertisement for a blow dryer I've ever seen.
 fanny: the easiest Hair Care is to not have hair
 Nope: Elves, the revolution is now! We have crushed the oppressor!
Image 242545   04-14-18   Uploaded by    waynelord
Score:
329
 
 Malkchic: I don't know what that is but I don't like it
 dangerkeith3000: This is terrifying.
 Scoo: Jaunty!
 jochenau: Dammit Moon Moon, you're growing upside down.
 KickassHellyeah: Rise of the Triffids.
Image 242544   04-14-18   Uploaded by    Larp Belb
Score:
496
 
 Shay: The Swedish Troy McClure.
 itskando: Henk after dark
 dangerkeith3000: I love the taste of fish on my lips.
 Donut: Poor guy just wanted to kiss a fish...
 Demon Universe: @lazySolver @jochenau VIPs get a cup of ice and get to skip Justin Bieber hour.
 jochenau: As they say, the road to hell is paved with good intentions...
Image 242543   04-14-18   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
463
 
 Robespierre: @jazzjunkie Especially not THAT green
 jazzjunkie: Green is not a creative color
 charlemagne: it'll be okay, call the cops, we'll just tell them ducky slipped and hit its head on the floor
Image 242542   04-14-18   Uploaded by    kensin
Score:
1050
 
 BavidDowie: Yeah, I could tell by the 3 ft tide of shed fur I waded through to get to your porch.
 Annoying Vegan : The House of England in Balboa Park (San Diego) had a Village Fair today, and invited the Corgi Meetup group. I saw about 80 corgis. I rubbed so many ears. Its a great day.
 illBilliam: Ohhh look how good they are!
 Teechur: And can they come out to play?
 Ulillillia: Like totally
 mrdiron: Imagine that barn owl gif, but with golden retrievers.
 dobbiesdoogs: i know, that's why i showed up
Image 242541   04-14-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
316
 
 Skaalar: I wonder if she knows about Black Cat...
 Skinr: Now Harry the rich kid's a friend of his, who horns in on Mary Jane / But to his great surprise, it seems she prefers guys who kiss upside down in the rain
 tib gubb: people are funny like that, but seriously who wouldn't want to bang spiderman
 a robot: Pretty unfriendly
Image 242540   04-14-18   Uploaded by    Rembo Rompus
Score:
573
 
 dangerkeith3000: Love and Monsters
 Skinr: This can happen to wizard characters in Dungeon Crawl Classics. Fairly easily, too.
 Prostata: from "The Onion"
 Jabberwikket: Odo, you are doing me a concern...
 trelyate: Voldemort is back!
 static xyz: Moisturize me
 killme: Mum? What ever happened to dad?
Image 242539   04-14-18   Uploaded by    WTF
Score:
327
 
 WTF: Trump tried to fire this on Friday.
 Stumpwiz: This is really A Thing, available at Amazon.
 fanny: I bet that tape is totally kicking ass right now.
 Not A Bot: You should know better than to cut of a head of a hydra!
 dobbiesdoogs: it was my understanding that there was indeed latex involved
Image 242538   04-14-18   Uploaded by    Yam
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