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268256  gutwheat: We once had a "poop bandit" at work. He would draw on the walls of the bathroom with his shit. This went on for months and no one could ever find him. I was finally able to apprehend him after a Mexican lunch. I saw him go in and I saw him go out.

268235  Felicity: Tee hee!

268237  Felicity: @Knice Like the Acolytes Protection Agency!

268244  Felicity: 1. What line about too many pills in Ibiza? 2. Who died? 3. Did they say how he died? 4. How did he die? 5. Was it too many pills?

268242  grizzly: @Dr Awkward I played a show with them once in like 2000.

268247  Sadbot: @Theta Zero Still more rewarding than crafting your own voice, style, and jokes. SEO tends to reward the palatable and recognizable

268238  tib gubb: Me too, kitty. Me too.

268242  tib gubb: That's just big Dave

268172  Joseph: Can you actually eat them? I have a box full of instant dinners for hiking that have one of these in them, and they are impossible to get out..

268255  bubbles: You missed a piece.

268200  Joseph: My mind was changed by a bumper sticker

268242  Dr Awkward: ...and the kids table?

268254  sir toke a lot: Nowadays the only stuff that would be flying out is arguments, cat pictures, and porn.

268254  chunk norris: "It comes in MPEGs now!?"

268254  kittylitter: Wow, he must be using one of those blazing fast 128 kbps modems I hear so much about

268254  whiplash: THE INTERNET YOU GUYS!!!

268244  Sadbot: I feel like I'd get this if I were a Eurotrash partyboi

268247  Theta Zero: @Knice Not just black bars. Black bars, then a caption, then a white boarder, then a black box highlighting the text that's plainly visible in a blurry, unfocused photo. It's layers of incompetence, and I can't help but struggle to fathom the lengths this joke had to go through to be told.

268250  NoOneImportant: I thought it was just that he brought in his dog as in his friend. Took me a whole two seconds to realize his name was Snoop Dogg.

268226  Incubi: What's he saying?

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267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

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267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

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268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

268103 E. HONDA: username/upload...?

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"



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Score:
1050
 
 BavidDowie: Yeah, I could tell by the 3 ft tide of shed fur I waded through to get to your porch.
 Annoying Vegan : The House of England in Balboa Park (San Diego) had a Village Fair today, and invited the Corgi Meetup group. I saw about 80 corgis. I rubbed so many ears. Its a great day.
 illBilliam: Ohhh look how good they are!
 Teechur: And can they come out to play?
 Ulillillia: Like totally
 mrdiron: Imagine that barn owl gif, but with golden retrievers.
 dobbiesdoogs: i know, that's why i showed up
Image 242541   04-14-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
316
 
 Skaalar: I wonder if she knows about Black Cat...
 Skinr: Now Harry the rich kid's a friend of his, who horns in on Mary Jane / But to his great surprise, it seems she prefers guys who kiss upside down in the rain
 tib gubb: people are funny like that, but seriously who wouldn't want to bang spiderman
 a robot: Pretty unfriendly
Image 242540   04-14-18   Uploaded by    Rembo Rompus
Score:
573
 
 dangerkeith3000: Love and Monsters
 Skinr: This can happen to wizard characters in Dungeon Crawl Classics. Fairly easily, too.
 Prostata: from "The Onion"
 Jabberwikket: Odo, you are doing me a concern...
 trelyate: Voldemort is back!
 static xyz: Moisturize me
 killme: Mum? What ever happened to dad?
Image 242539   04-14-18   Uploaded by    WTF
Score:
327
 
 WTF: Trump tried to fire this on Friday.
 Stumpwiz: This is really A Thing, available at Amazon.
 fanny: I bet that tape is totally kicking ass right now.
 Not A Bot: You should know better than to cut of a head of a hydra!
 dobbiesdoogs: it was my understanding that there was indeed latex involved
Image 242538   04-14-18   Uploaded by    Yam
Score:
198
 
 dangerkeith3000: Pepe Silvia
 dangerkeith3000: Pepe Silvia
 ThoughtlessGentleman: @lazySolver its probably gas. dont worry i have that feeling all the time.
 tib gubb: i don't get harry potter
 ThoughtlessGentleman: @lazySolver and thats where you stand corrected. i have no redeeming qualitys.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: @IM AN ASSHOLE me too.
Image 242537   04-14-18   Uploaded by    IM AN ASSHOLE
Score:
562
 
 greg: Crimson Tide
 Air Biscuit: Day 235. Captains log: still no sign of jimmy hoffa.
 sparename: You should see the size of the subs bench
 augustus: HE COULD GO ALL...THE...WAAAYYY! TOUCHDOWN!
 jochenau: I was having trouble understanding the size of submarines until this picture translated it into the standard American unit of football fields. Thanks, picture!
 Side Boob: The USS Spanish Inquisition. Theyll never expect it.
Image 242536   04-14-18   Uploaded by    buds420
Score:
464
 
 dangerkeith3000: super sexy
 charlemagne: and thennnng mighty kaa ate mowgli and urrgh and laid down on a flat rouuurk rock in the sun
 ThoughtlessGentleman: auto erotic snake phyxiation? explain that to your mom when you dead.
Image 242535   04-14-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
1024
 
 dangerkeith3000: Haha
 VoR: Huh. Didn't make the film..
 amputator: No spoilers.
Image 242534   04-14-18   Uploaded by    spydermon
Score:
724
 
 matos: How is this possible
 dangerkeith3000: @jochenau thank you.
 jochenau: @dangerkeith3000 D: no bueno, sorry to hear that
 dangerkeith3000: I vomit almost every day (about 5 times a week) but it's not self inflicted. It's due to nerves and a messed up stomach.
 Robespierre: Gusto being gone for
 Air Biscuit: @lazySolver on the internet, no one knows who you are to talk about self harm.
 Mr. Whiskers: Why get fatter, when you can just purge and splatter?
 jochenau: Well-behaved doggos.
Image 242533   04-14-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
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 m o l e m a n: "Not safe?!?!?!"
 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 bowwwwww...
 dangerkeith3000: chicka chicka....
 dangerkeith3000: da po po
 Not A Bot: Can't deny I'm curious how that happened...
 Air Biscuit: "Yeah they were jumping but it has a safety net!"
 charlemagne: stop the vehicle sir, we need your help #242515
 Not A Bot: Thou shalt not teabaggeth the Archbishop!
 Teechur: @Teechur Wow, just noticed the uploader username.
 Teechur: No, officer, it's a Trumpoline. You know, to get over the wall. Crap, did I say that out loud?
 Minnesotan: officer, I know you're going to complain this plan is stupid, but have you stopped to consider that it is awesome?
Image 242532   04-14-18   Uploaded by    Gringos
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