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258162  apoxia: Peplum FTW

258203  Sadbot: I bought one when my USB port cooked itself during a software update, and now my warranty repaired phone has a longer lifespan due to less mechanical wear and tear. Don't be hatin

258178  apoxia: I was born in 1982 and this is how I have always used a cellphone. I just don't get the thumbs thing.

258186  apoxia: Do trees dislike having things nailed to them?

258189  apoxia: New Zealand ignored, yet again.

258202  bug: Opened whole bag of catnip, then got the munchies. Still too stoned to move.

258206  apoxia: I wonder how long the lid was closed.

258209  apoxia: That's a strange prosthetic.

258111  Annoying Vegan : This is wasteful.

258208  addend: Thanks. Not likely, though.

258206  Peter Pantsless: I knew computers could get viruses, but fungal infections?

258139  Annoying Vegan : He looks like the boyfriend in Difficult People

258210  Knice: Humor and airports do not mix well.

258214  Knice: I would pay to see this boi-band.

258149  Annoying Vegan : See that patch of sunlight on top of their head? Thats where I wanna kiss this snug.

258216  Knice: I refer to my ass as 'holy bread.'

258217  Knice: Maybe he could be a spy with that detachable eyeball.

258200  Knice: You know what you did, motherfucker.

258206  Knice: That username.

258162  Annoying Vegan : @Mr. Shine Nothing beats pleats!

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258106 augustus: @SuedeOxford you get em

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257969 WannaBee: The before picture #258041

258041 DrNinjaman: Tonight, we drink!

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257947 VeeKay: Now we're going to places in my neighborhood

258009 Astanapan: wikiHow to run first because until you learn how to bend your knees you're getting nowhere fast.

257995 Passive: The pain is real

258079 Robespierre: Team building exercises suck



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Score:
464
 
 dangerkeith3000: super sexy
 charlemagne: and thennnng mighty kaa ate mowgli and urrgh and laid down on a flat rouuurk rock in the sun
 ThoughtlessGentleman: auto erotic snake phyxiation? explain that to your mom when you dead.
Image 242535   04-14-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
1024
 
 dangerkeith3000: Haha
 VoR: Huh. Didn't make the film..
 WannaBee: No spoilers.
Image 242534   04-14-18   Uploaded by    spydermon
Score:
724
 
 matos: How is this possible
 dangerkeith3000: @jochenau thank you.
 jochenau: @dangerkeith3000 D: no bueno, sorry to hear that
 dangerkeith3000: I vomit almost every day (about 5 times a week) but it's not self inflicted. It's due to nerves and a messed up stomach.
 Robespierre: Gusto being gone for
 Air Biscuit: @lazySolver on the internet, no one knows who you are to talk about self harm.
 Mr. Whiskers: Why get fatter, when you can just purge and splatter?
 jochenau: Well-behaved doggos.
Image 242533   04-14-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
474
 
 m o l e m a n: "Not safe?!?!?!"
 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 bowwwwww...
 dangerkeith3000: chicka chicka....
 dangerkeith3000: da po po
 Not A Bot: Can't deny I'm curious how that happened...
 Air Biscuit: "Yeah they were jumping but it has a safety net!"
 charlemagne: stop the vehicle sir, we need your help #242515
 Not A Bot: Thou shalt not teabaggeth the Archbishop!
 Teechur: @Teechur Wow, just noticed the uploader username.
 Teechur: No, officer, it's a Trumpoline. You know, to get over the wall. Crap, did I say that out loud?
 Minnesotan: officer, I know you're going to complain this plan is stupid, but have you stopped to consider that it is awesome?
Image 242532   04-14-18   Uploaded by    Gringos
Score:
361
 
 Big Baby: Just waiting for @Mr. Butt to tell us how he likes it.
 dangerkeith3000: I just slightly lift my butt up, so I'm not really sitting, but pretty close, and I'm not standing up either. Almost everyone I talk to does it the same way.
 Skinr: @tib gubb I could recolor it gray and run it through the photocopier.
 Air Biscuit: I do both to be thorough.
 VoR: Some people fold the paper and some people scrunch it into a ball. . And then wipe. I'm a standing folder.
 trelyate: Some people wipe with their left hands, others use their right hands. I use toilet paper.
 looch: Should have one more panel with someone saying "People wipe their butt?"
 jochenau: @Scoo ...what? There's way too much risk of something touching the public bathroom floor if you have them around your ankles. Urg.
 jochenau: @NoRagrets I was confused about how to do it standing up but I realized it's probably the same as cleaning in the shower. As for sitting down, I think you'd have to have freakishly long arms to reach the water.
 tib gubb: could you have made the text a little smaller, it's still readable
 VeeKay: Personally I'd like to be the first to welcome our new ant masters.
 Scoo: I was shocked to discover that half the world drops their pants to their ankles when sitting on the toilet, and the other half keeps them up around their knees.
 NoRagrets: More importantly, how does one wipe sitting down? Seems awkward. What if you go too far and stick your hand in the water? What if your butt is too big, do you squeeze between the cheeks?
Image 242531   04-14-18   Uploaded by    cakefizzle
Score:
160
 
 FabricMan: Useful
 jochenau: Someone hire this person as a redaction officer in the freedom of information office.
 Scoo: Classic Diana
 Theta Zero: If you're trying to block out information in a picture why would you use a brush with transparency
Image 242530   04-14-18   Uploaded by    the snark
Score:
253
 
 dangerkeith3000: I mean, anything can be porn if you try hard enough
 Skinr: "You coming?" -- actual line from Bee Movie
 Ulillillia: Beeeee!
 Theta Zero: This is actually common. Not people whacking off to Bee Movie. I mean people uploading full episodes of something on porn sites, since they don't care about copyright like Youtube or Vimeo does.
Image 242529   04-14-18   Uploaded by    drilldo
Score:
386
 
 Robespierre: Yes, anything can be porn if you try hard enough.
 dangerkeith3000: Yes, it WAS you I was looking for.
 bug: It's not just the sword that elongates...
 lecj07: Liono Richie? I am furryious over this pun.
 Amy Housewine: Is this one of these Pokemons that the young folks show each other?
 Ulillillia: Once you go furry you can't slow down
 antipatterns: I'm your samoflange
Image 242528   04-14-18   Uploaded by    norgu5
Score:
444
 
 BavidDowie: Wood Between the Worlds?
 WannaBee: @Yurishiro cute! Nice battery charge as well :)
 DJSnoopMike: Just the important things on my phone's homepage.
Image 242527   04-14-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
303
 
 dangerkeith3000: I should buy these for my mom. She'd probably like my dadz nutz.
 Stumpwiz: Mine's dead.
 E. HONDA: *Redzkinz
 lecj07: Too salty for me. And the term is "Native American", not "redskin"!
Image 242526   04-14-18   Uploaded by    xylophone
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