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258591  Mr. Shine: This is the guy from your old math book!

258586  Joseph: @kazzy94 I'll pray for you ironically.

258597  Mr. Shine: "Moooooooom!!!"

258546  Mr. Butt: @Passive Fucking racist.

258601  Not A Bot: Oh most Glittering Highness, I can only grovel and slobber at your feet. What is your command O Violent, Beautiful Majesty?

258568  VoR: Super glue

258568  VoR: Super that works for up to 9 lives

258590  Hokie333: From what I can find, this is a golf game that lets you customize your player character's outfit. So there's probably a Che Guevara shirt or something in there (and a U.S. flag bikini for, y'know, balance).

258591  fanny: that's a lot of croissants

258590  hajjpodge: @Sadbot JFC. I don't know how I forgot about that but goddamn.

257011  Mr Bleak: @fanny @Annoying Vegan Currently pixelated, and given the colour and general shape I' not putting on my "you looked at" list!

258598  VoR: Taste the rainbow in its purest form...

258403  smusher: Beauty of North Dakota

257018  Mr Bleak: Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother; You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive; Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin'; And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive; Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive; Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive

258596  sporky: Lord, what year is this from?

258574  BavidDowie: Those who are about to borkf, we sa'boop you!

258577  BavidDowie: I said Bebop ON HALF

258589  Shay: Ralph had enough of it.

258591  Sadbot: I may have ruined my suspension, but at least I got a good deal on hella melons!

258579  BavidDowie: dat make-up sammich, doh...

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258297 isosceleswaffle: Gradually becomes a disaster.

258402 Uncle Phil: Nerdy Jizz Tyrant

258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas

258329 Felicity: The part of the Bob's Burgers episode where Bob pretends things are talking to him and he does their voices

258520 Felicity: Maybe point it away from the trees

258337 Felicity: I happen to like nice men

258368 Felicity: I'm thinking eighties drug lord glass bricks, chrome coffee tables, black leather couches, ferns

258450 Bohab: @Scoo oh man, I wish

258524 Robespierre: @Solemn They sure are - that dance move is most certainly broken.

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work



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 dangerkeith3000: Haha
 VoR: Huh. Didn't make the film..
 WannaBee: No spoilers.
Image 242534   04-14-18   Uploaded by    spydermon
Score:
724
 
 matos: How is this possible
 dangerkeith3000: @jochenau thank you.
 jochenau: @dangerkeith3000 D: no bueno, sorry to hear that
 dangerkeith3000: I vomit almost every day (about 5 times a week) but it's not self inflicted. It's due to nerves and a messed up stomach.
 Robespierre: Gusto being gone for
 Air Biscuit: @lazySolver on the internet, no one knows who you are to talk about self harm.
 Mr. Whiskers: Why get fatter, when you can just purge and splatter?
 jochenau: Well-behaved doggos.
Image 242533   04-14-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
474
 
 m o l e m a n: "Not safe?!?!?!"
 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 bowwwwww...
 dangerkeith3000: chicka chicka....
 dangerkeith3000: da po po
 Not A Bot: Can't deny I'm curious how that happened...
 Air Biscuit: "Yeah they were jumping but it has a safety net!"
 charlemagne: stop the vehicle sir, we need your help #242515
 Not A Bot: Thou shalt not teabaggeth the Archbishop!
 Teechur: @Teechur Wow, just noticed the uploader username.
 Teechur: No, officer, it's a Trumpoline. You know, to get over the wall. Crap, did I say that out loud?
 Minnesotan: officer, I know you're going to complain this plan is stupid, but have you stopped to consider that it is awesome?
Image 242532   04-14-18   Uploaded by    Gringos
Score:
361
 
 Big Baby: Just waiting for @Mr. Butt to tell us how he likes it.
 dangerkeith3000: I just slightly lift my butt up, so I'm not really sitting, but pretty close, and I'm not standing up either. Almost everyone I talk to does it the same way.
 Skinr: @tib gubb I could recolor it gray and run it through the photocopier.
 Air Biscuit: I do both to be thorough.
 VoR: Some people fold the paper and some people scrunch it into a ball. . And then wipe. I'm a standing folder.
 trelyate: Some people wipe with their left hands, others use their right hands. I use toilet paper.
 looch: Should have one more panel with someone saying "People wipe their butt?"
 jochenau: @Scoo ...what? There's way too much risk of something touching the public bathroom floor if you have them around your ankles. Urg.
 jochenau: @NoRagrets I was confused about how to do it standing up but I realized it's probably the same as cleaning in the shower. As for sitting down, I think you'd have to have freakishly long arms to reach the water.
 tib gubb: could you have made the text a little smaller, it's still readable
 VeeKay: Personally I'd like to be the first to welcome our new ant masters.
 Scoo: I was shocked to discover that half the world drops their pants to their ankles when sitting on the toilet, and the other half keeps them up around their knees.
 NoRagrets: More importantly, how does one wipe sitting down? Seems awkward. What if you go too far and stick your hand in the water? What if your butt is too big, do you squeeze between the cheeks?
Image 242531   04-14-18   Uploaded by    cakefizzle
Score:
160
 
 FabricMan: Useful
 jochenau: Someone hire this person as a redaction officer in the freedom of information office.
 Scoo: Classic Diana
 Theta Zero: If you're trying to block out information in a picture why would you use a brush with transparency
Image 242530   04-14-18   Uploaded by    the snark
Score:
253
 
 dangerkeith3000: I mean, anything can be porn if you try hard enough
 Skinr: "You coming?" -- actual line from Bee Movie
 Ulillillia: Beeeee!
 Theta Zero: This is actually common. Not people whacking off to Bee Movie. I mean people uploading full episodes of something on porn sites, since they don't care about copyright like Youtube or Vimeo does.
Image 242529   04-14-18   Uploaded by    drilldo
Score:
386
 
 Robespierre: Yes, anything can be porn if you try hard enough.
 dangerkeith3000: Yes, it WAS you I was looking for.
 bug: It's not just the sword that elongates...
 lecj07: Liono Richie? I am furryious over this pun.
 Amy Housewine: Is this one of these Pokemons that the young folks show each other?
 Ulillillia: Once you go furry you can't slow down
 antipatterns: I'm your samoflange
Image 242528   04-14-18   Uploaded by    norgu5
Score:
444
 
 BavidDowie: Wood Between the Worlds?
 WannaBee: @Yurishiro cute! Nice battery charge as well :)
 DJSnoopMike: Just the important things on my phone's homepage.
Image 242527   04-14-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
303
 
 dangerkeith3000: I should buy these for my mom. She'd probably like my dadz nutz.
 Stumpwiz: Mine's dead.
 E. HONDA: *Redzkinz
 lecj07: Too salty for me. And the term is "Native American", not "redskin"!
Image 242526   04-14-18   Uploaded by    xylophone
Score:
243
 
 dangerkeith3000: that escalated quickly
 lecj07: The five emblems form a five pointed star! And the flag is a pyramid! You know who else uses the pyramid as a symbol? The Illuminati! And those devil worshippers use the five pointed star! It all makes sense now, the Illuminati is backing the devil worshippers!
Image 242525   04-14-18   Uploaded by    trumpet
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