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258162  apoxia: Peplum FTW

258203  Sadbot: I bought one when my USB port cooked itself during a software update, and now my warranty repaired phone has a longer lifespan due to less mechanical wear and tear. Don't be hatin

258178  apoxia: I was born in 1982 and this is how I have always used a cellphone. I just don't get the thumbs thing.

258186  apoxia: Do trees dislike having things nailed to them?

258189  apoxia: New Zealand ignored, yet again.

258202  bug: Opened whole bag of catnip, then got the munchies. Still too stoned to move.

258206  apoxia: I wonder how long the lid was closed.

258209  apoxia: That's a strange prosthetic.

258111  Annoying Vegan : This is wasteful.

258208  addend: Thanks. Not likely, though.

258206  Peter Pantsless: I knew computers could get viruses, but fungal infections?

258139  Annoying Vegan : He looks like the boyfriend in Difficult People

258210  Knice: Humor and airports do not mix well.

258214  Knice: I would pay to see this boi-band.

258149  Annoying Vegan : See that patch of sunlight on top of their head? Thats where I wanna kiss this snug.

258216  Knice: I refer to my ass as 'holy bread.'

258217  Knice: Maybe he could be a spy with that detachable eyeball.

258200  Knice: You know what you did, motherfucker.

258206  Knice: That username.

258162  Annoying Vegan : @Mr. Shine Nothing beats pleats!

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257969 WannaBee: The before picture #258041

257995 Passive: The pain is real

258009 Astanapan: wikiHow to run first because until you learn how to bend your knees you're getting nowhere fast.

258041 DrNinjaman: Tonight, we drink!

258111 Annoying Vegan : This is wasteful.

257947 VeeKay: Now we're going to places in my neighborhood

258044 DrNinjaman: "SPACE GHOST, COME OUT FOR YOUR WEEKLY BEATING!"

258079 Robespierre: Team building exercises suck

258089 DrNinjaman: Do the eagles have large talons?

258106 augustus: @SuedeOxford you get em



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Score:
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 BavidDowie: Wood Between the Worlds?
 WannaBee: @Yurishiro cute! Nice battery charge as well :)
 DJSnoopMike: Just the important things on my phone's homepage.
Image 242527   04-14-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
303
 
 dangerkeith3000: I should buy these for my mom. She'd probably like my dadz nutz.
 Stumpwiz: Mine's dead.
 E. HONDA: *Redzkinz
 lecj07: Too salty for me. And the term is "Native American", not "redskin"!
Image 242526   04-14-18   Uploaded by    xylophone
Score:
243
 
 dangerkeith3000: that escalated quickly
 lecj07: The five emblems form a five pointed star! And the flag is a pyramid! You know who else uses the pyramid as a symbol? The Illuminati! And those devil worshippers use the five pointed star! It all makes sense now, the Illuminati is backing the devil worshippers!
Image 242525   04-14-18   Uploaded by    trumpet
Score:
393
 
 Robespierre: Prehensile tongue with opposable thumb - yup, that's rather odd, innit?
 dangerkeith3000: I am SO not into Vore
 charlemagne: things got out quickly out of hand shortly after the train guard discovered the pikachu didn't have a ticket
 mrdiron: Pikachu's in DC these days?
 lecj07: The Pokemon version of a xenomorph mouth.
 Whatever: I knew Pikachu was a closet cannibal
Image 242524   04-14-18   Uploaded by    WetWilly
Score:
605
 
 dangerkeith3000: kitty likes
 Mr. Shine: @VeeKay Nope!
 VeeKay: @Mr. Shine Samsung Gear VR headset much?
 Mr. Shine: Sitting waaaaaaaayyyyyyy too close.
Image 242523   04-14-18   Uploaded by    Drunk Orc
Score:
832
 
 Robespierre: We did this thing - wares our fuud?
 dangerkeith3000: animals be animals.
 Skinr: This looks like a good place to go to sheep.
 lecj07: Onward noble steeds!
Image 242522   04-14-18   Uploaded by    booger
Score:
457
 
 dangerkeith3000: poor thumb is left out.
 a robot: @Spazstatic @lecj07 This was the closest I could find tinyurl.com/…
 barfolomew: WRONG
 lecj07: @Spazstatic I am indeed. Seems like the sort of thing that magnificent monster would make.
 Spazstatic: @lecj07 are you familiar with cyriak?
 Spazstatic: I love this because of how much I hate it.
 lecj07: I want this as a gif with the fingers growing endlessly, each time with new nails.
Image 242521   04-14-18   Uploaded by    Nymphomania
Score:
354
 
 dangerkeith3000: Harry Catter
 Whatever: On the other hand, theres lots of cats who must be unemployed
 lecj07: The face of a cat who has just fired a man with a wife and 4 kids at home.
 barfolomew: You don't have to be crazy to work here but it helps!!!
Image 242520   04-14-18   Uploaded by    flatluigi
Score:
348
 
 dangerkeith3000: "Time to get energized"
 Aspirin: You guys ever have that dream where you cant find the right bullets/batteries for your gun?
 dobbiesdoogs: @lecj07 gives a new meaning to stopping power
 jochenau: A stungun that uses a whole battery for each shot? I don't remember enough physics to calculate if that could kill someone.
 lecj07: A real powerload.
 FabricMan: "You are under arrest for assault and battery!"
Image 242519   04-14-18   Uploaded by    Cerberus
Score:
188
 
 Robespierre: Thicc-ness detected
 Not A Bot: "As a social media expert, what exactly do you do?" the boss asked, taking a contemplative sip of his coffee cup. The young millenial squirmed in his seat, unsure of quite what to say. "It's, um, paradigm shifting with pro-active Internet 4.0 interactivity circumstances under rehabilizing detro-curves."
 drtofu: Stealth bloomer
Image 242518   04-14-18   Uploaded by    trees
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