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268242  tib gubb: That's just big Dave

268172  Joseph: Can you actually eat them? I have a box full of instant dinners for hiking that have one of these in them, and they are impossible to get out..

268255  bubbles: You missed a piece.

268200  Joseph: My mind was changed by a bumper sticker

268242  Dr Awkward: ...and the kids table?

268254  sir toke a lot: Nowadays the only stuff that would be flying out is arguments, cat pictures, and porn.

268254  chunk norris: "It comes in MPEGs now!?"

268254  kittylitter: Wow, he must be using one of those blazing fast 128 kbps modems I hear so much about

268254  whiplash: THE INTERNET YOU GUYS!!!

268244  Sadbot: I feel like I'd get this if I were a Eurotrash partyboi

268247  Theta Zero: @Knice Not just black bars. Black bars, then a caption, then a white boarder, then a black box highlighting the text that's plainly visible in a blurry, unfocused photo. It's layers of incompetence, and I can't help but struggle to fathom the lengths this joke had to go through to be told.

268250  NoOneImportant: I thought it was just that he brought in his dog as in his friend. Took me a whole two seconds to realize his name was Snoop Dogg.

268226  Incubi: What's he saying?

268229  Incubi: @Dr Awkward no chance, that fire extinguisher is totally photoshopped

268243  Incubi: Boogie Nights: The Return of Dirk Diglett

268200  KyleisBobDole: I still would pay money for a "My opinion is unwanted." bumper sticker.

268123  smusher: Grab yourself a Crusch

268251  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

268250  kate shutupton: I thought it was just that he brought in his dog as in his friend. Took me a whole two seconds to realize his name was Snoop Dogg.

268241  Sadbot: It's rabbit turds, bro

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268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

268103 E. HONDA: username/upload...?

268110 apoxia: This is someone's fetish. Maybe Earnie's.

268056 Micro Jackson: Fresh charges

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!



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11. Gomi Day: 1570 points
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Score:
959
 
 dangerkeith3000: 888
 Mr. Butt: @Lantry I'm not saying anything until my lawyer gets here.
 Lantry: @a robot @Mr. Butt well now, let's not be hasty here. just because that picture was posted chronologically before this one doesn't necessarily mean that one was copied from the other. he could have had the exact same idea and executed it exactly the same way.
 a robot: @Mr. Butt #119194 says yes :(
 Mr. Butt: Wait...did somebody just rip off @ping's content?
 communist: Too rad = Bad
 Stoner: I see one of 'em!
 spacedawg: the film was ridiculo8s. This is rad
Image 242459   04-14-18   Uploaded by    funy speling
Score:
578
 
 Not A Bot: This is such a chimpanzee stereotype.
 Robespierre: Justified and ancient
Image 242458   04-14-18   Uploaded by    Mark As Read
Score:
226
 
 lazySolver: mirror mirror on the water, whos the most stylish falling tree in this swamp?
 foreversmug: That is one thirsty tree
Image 242457   04-14-18   Uploaded by    augustus
Score:
471
 
 dangerkeith3000: ooh baby, that hits the spot.
 lazySolver: bop it! twist it! pull it!
 Air Biscuit: It doesent say what not to touch...
 itskando: Touch.
 Teechur: Alas, poor Yorick has a booger.
 lazySolver: thats rad n' bad, dont know how to rate
Image 242456   04-14-18   Uploaded by    eykei
Score:
303
 
 professorpig: I wish I looked like the lady on the right-hand end. She has great bone structure
 dangerkeith3000: sexist
 lazySolver: here we observe a group of females in a rare state of quietness
Image 242455   04-14-18   Uploaded by    CompletelyJoking
Score:
547
 
 dangerkeith3000: Life imitates art.
 KingTrebek: I didn't know coyotes could drive
 lazySolver: @Air Biscuit this is a strada, its kinda like a el camino, but they do make a 'full-size' (not american-size) pickup called Toro
 Air Biscuit: FIAT makes a pickup truck?
 carpwoman: This never happened. Sorry.
 Ulillillia: Meep meep!
 lazySolver: @Yurishiro Ask, and it shall be given you; seek, and ye. shall find; knock, and it shall be opened unto you. For every one that asketh receiveth; and he that seeketh. findeth; and to him that knocketh it shall be opened.
 Jalamunch Totorito: @lazySolver that's all I could ever want.
 lazySolver: @Yurishiro Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you.
 Fast Sloth: Judging by the damage I guess he was driving super slow, which makes mistaking a painted on hole for a real one even less plausible.
 lazySolver: these
 taxiDriver706: sooo.. thats what happened last night... im so done with this street artists
 lazySolver: me believing in my fantasies
Image 242454   04-14-18   Uploaded by    fisto
Score:
157
 
 lazySolver: @Amy Housewine then im in the right path, my drunk self is a total asshole
 Amy Housewine: @lazySolver I was talking about the sign. Nevertheless: I dunno, maybe lazily solve said problems. Or drink. Whichever seems like the best idea at the time.
 lazySolver: @gumble you mean like a seawolf nuclear submarine or a killer whale returning to the safeness of the deep waters?
 gumble: May I dive quietly then?
 lazySolver: @Teechur hope i die this time, last one my spine was able to handle
 Teechur: Be careful that the pool wasn't just painted on the concrete.
 lazySolver: @Amy Housewine besides from drinking your problems away, do you have any advice amy? Im all ears
 Amy Housewine: Defeatism.
 lazySolver: im i finally alone in here? fuckit, im gonna jump
 lazySolver: stupid sign... stop me, i dare you
Image 242453   04-14-18   Uploaded by    Gringos
Score:
336
 
 Air Biscuit: Photosynthesis-horn
 lazySolver: @gumble true, being single for decades will do that to you
 gumble: Over inflated sense of self-worth
 Ulillillia: butt thorn
 lazySolver: @Butcherboy boy... i wish i was getting meat with this frequency
 Butcherboy: Meat AND anxiety most days for me @Sadbot
 Sadbot: meat with anxiety, essentially
 lazySolver: just missing a little of sunlight lately
Image 242452   04-14-18   Uploaded by    Extreme Locorito
Score:
536
 
 dangerkeith3000: So nothing for the hind legs? Ok.
 Mad Collager: His girlfriend wears the pants in their relationship.
 PornoPedler: Did your girlfriend put her jeans on the wrong way?
 Amy Housewine: Nicely accessorised bridle.
 lazySolver: finally, a awnser for the life-long question
Image 242451   04-14-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
247
 
 dangerkeith3000: I need somebody. Help! Not just anybody. Help! I need someone. HELLLPPP!
 lazySolver: "Barack, that russian chick is trying to involve us im something, i can fell it"
Image 242450   04-14-18   Uploaded by    toad
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