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273365  Nope: How much fucking seat room ya'll think you have? Because its way less than you think.

273366  Nope: Turn heat up human!

273315  lecj07: The original "Screw the rules, I have money"

273332  lecj07: Snake cosplay needs work

273350  Bob: More like Rad Panda

273341  lecj07: Thought dad was kneeling on him at first to get juuuuust the right height

273359  lecj07: Your liver has the same expression when it sees you open another.

273230  Entertainmentalist: He body too big for he goddamn doggo door!

273335  Not A Bot:

273252  Frank herbert: @doindabs Come on

273328  Mr Mumble: kid's gonna have ulcers by junior high

273355  Nope: Vacations are good for the soul

273346  Greek Fire: @Sage Or you can fill them with real blood when something goes horribly wrong.

273349  a robot: No, the dog is sad about your terrible whacking off skills

273306  AlexDeLarge: @Christina so he can draw her like one of his French girls

273354  Sadbot: Get corned, son

273354  Shay: @Littlecraftywolf CORN ARE KNICE

273359  tane: Take THAT neon guns! *high fives self*

273356  ignatz: This was one of the few redeeming features of this place (More London, owned by a Saudi wealth fund) but they bricked it in cos mobile phone users kept twisting their ankles :(

273352  tib gubb: damn, i just changed this underwear

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273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

272957 Passive: Who hearted?? "Uh.. it was the dog...."

273017 grizzly: @drtofu E=mc2

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

273224 BumScag: In the beginning of the work we do involves cleaning up to skitwish and I will see you briefly in the mail today and tomorrow morning in spokane county sheriff's department and the stars are going to have to take a sick day

272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874



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Score:
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 Mr Bleak: @Kaviri Googling that and clicking the "images" link was - in retrospect - a mistake. A big mistake X(
 Malkchic: I'm not okay with this at all
 lazySolver: @Robespierre it grows naturally as you become more and more fed up with bullshit
 Robespierre: @Kaviri I see ... and just where does someone acquire this? Asking for a friend...
 addend: "And that's why the nail salon charges me extra."
 dangerkeith3000: holy shit
 Kaviri: Also, when you hate someone so much that even your finger gives them the finger.
 Kaviri: Aquired Digital Fibrokeratoma.
 Not A Bot: where did they get the handcuffs
 tib gubb: ouchie
 FabricMan: Second fingernail growing on top of the first. Sleep tight
 DrNinjaman: Dear God, IT'S GETTING BIGGER!
 cenecia: Your finger is giving you the finger.
 fanny: oh god.
 boozer: WTF?!
 RiderFan: ...We need a gross spaceship link.
 WTF: Instead of going in through the ear, they get to your brain via the cuticle.
 a robot: GAAAAHHHHHH
Image 242400   04-13-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
401
 
 BavidDowie: I think these dudes invented pizza!
 house md: Is this some kind of bust
 wordjones: @Shay 1987 animated series for lyfe
 Shay: 4/10 I'm more of an early 90's TMNT person.
 dangerkeith3000: Turtles in Time
Image 242399   04-13-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
130
 
 Shay: Benjamin Franklin was also the first American to do the whole seasonal fashion trend.
 lazySolver: 12 is my last offer
 Ulillillia: Neat
 dangerkeith3000: It's all about the Benjamins, baby.
Image 242398   04-13-18   Uploaded by    Prombom
Score:
123
 
 t48: @Felicity errrr only $9 on tape
 t48: @Felicity $22.30 on prime.
 jackthesmack: Marked down four cents
Image 242397   04-13-18   Uploaded by    goldman sachs
Score:
422
 
 lecj07: @sparename And the Morning Wood Urology clinic.
 BavidDowie: Jesus probably farted. Lots of legumes in a middle eastern diet...just sayin
 tib gubb: where the maturity levels are always high
 Punt Numbles: Somewhere blowing in the night
 Shay: Had to bad on the principle my mother went to a high school called Sacred Heart.
 Scoo: What will that whacky duo Turk and JD think of next!
 Air Biscuit: Every fart is sacred. Every fart is great. For every fart thats wasted, god gets quite irate.
 sparename: Just up the road from the Holy Shit Proctologists
Image 242396   04-13-18   Uploaded by    Pingu IRL
Score:
431
 
 Robespierre: Shoebill's bill looks more like a clog - or a mule
 TurkeyVulture: Jurassic world II looking terrifying
Image 242395   04-13-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
225
 
 Ulillillia: "How many times should you feed your dog each day, Mr. van Patten?" "Eight is enough."
 ineedhepl: Dick van Patten? That must be why the background photo looks like Druidia
 cj22: I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice Hey yo fat dogs, come here--are ya ticklish? Yeah, I called ya fat Look at me, I'm skinny It never stopped me from gettin' busy I'm a freak I like the dogs with the boom I once got busy in a Natural Balance bathroom
Image 242394   04-13-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
211
 
 tib gubb: @PenguinBartender if you didn't find out about tokyo pizza, i'm sorry
 PenguinBartender: @tib gubb Tried it. Wasn't enough like Snatcher :D (although the soundtrack is epic)
 tib gubb: if you think that's good, look up policenauts. you're welcome.
 PenguinBartender: This game is amazing.
 lazySolver: imagebot is totally not youbot
 ThoughtlessGentleman: is that our presidents code name?
Image 242393   04-13-18   Uploaded by    lionstrong
Score:
230
 
 DrNinjaman: Hueylluminati
 fidelcastro: It is multiple fashionable soup bowls (it's hip two bisque ware)
Image 242392   04-13-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
727
 
 Kaviri: Huey Lewis and the snooze.
 digabigpig: @ignatz Unless it jumps out of the closet at you
 redpeepee: 30% less likely to have a heart attack if you own a cat..
Image 242391   04-13-18   Uploaded by    donhomero
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