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268247  Sadbot: @Theta Zero Still more rewarding than crafting your own voice, style, and jokes. SEO tends to reward the palatable and recognizable

268238  tib gubb: Me too, kitty. Me too.

268242  tib gubb: That's just big Dave

268172  Joseph: Can you actually eat them? I have a box full of instant dinners for hiking that have one of these in them, and they are impossible to get out..

268255  bubbles: You missed a piece.

268200  Joseph: My mind was changed by a bumper sticker

268242  Dr Awkward: ...and the kids table?

268254  sir toke a lot: Nowadays the only stuff that would be flying out is arguments, cat pictures, and porn.

268254  chunk norris: "It comes in MPEGs now!?"

268254  kittylitter: Wow, he must be using one of those blazing fast 128 kbps modems I hear so much about

268254  whiplash: THE INTERNET YOU GUYS!!!

268244  Sadbot: I feel like I'd get this if I were a Eurotrash partyboi

268247  Theta Zero: @Knice Not just black bars. Black bars, then a caption, then a white boarder, then a black box highlighting the text that's plainly visible in a blurry, unfocused photo. It's layers of incompetence, and I can't help but struggle to fathom the lengths this joke had to go through to be told.

268250  NoOneImportant: I thought it was just that he brought in his dog as in his friend. Took me a whole two seconds to realize his name was Snoop Dogg.

268226  Incubi: What's he saying?

268229  Incubi: @Dr Awkward no chance, that fire extinguisher is totally photoshopped

268243  Incubi: Boogie Nights: The Return of Dirk Diglett

268200  KyleisBobDole: I still would pay money for a "My opinion is unwanted." bumper sticker.

268123  smusher: Grab yourself a Crusch

268251  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

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267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

268103 E. HONDA: username/upload...?

268110 apoxia: This is someone's fetish. Maybe Earnie's.

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair



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dangerkeith3000 uploaded 268043 (763 points)
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10. withak: 1615 points
11. Gomi Day: 1570 points
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14. midgetcastle: 1494 points
15. Bacon Train: 1482 points
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 E. HONDA: After a while he comes in and feels you up for about 20 seconds and leaves. Then you get a bill for $200.
 tib gubb: playing doctor usually goes best with aged business-types. knowledge of chiropracty will earn you mad points... am i doing it wrong?
 Air Biscuit: Golfing probly.
 Amy Housewine: Made with Split Pic: for when you need to pic a split.
 Not A Bot: I really hope those were coyotes
Image 242354   04-13-18   Uploaded by    charmander
Score:
444
 
 Robespierre: They up an call me Speedo but my real name is Mister Earl
 lazySolver: @Teechur then why there is a "let's argue" panel?
 Teechur: Aggro-Gator is a socially-progressive site. We do not accept comments or images which are racist, sexist, or politically hostile. We're here to have fun, not to argue or antagonize. Read our mission statement if you're new here!
 wolfpk: Congratulations, it has been determined that you have the body of a god....... Unfortunately it's Buddha.
 antipatterns: cultivate your Buddha nature
 Mr. Shine: Nicely done!
 bug: CANNONBAAAAaaaaaaooooooooohhhm
 lazySolver: nice boobs, nurd
Image 242353   04-13-18   Uploaded by    badger
Score:
467
 
 Not A Bot: The most metal thing I've seen all day.
 karmakat: I swear I didn't do anything!
 lazySolver: church, open your mouth
Image 242352   04-13-18   Uploaded by    Clim Tinties
Score:
710
 
 wolfpk: @ughjeez Thak you officer i aint gonna do it again .
 VoR: He meant American English!
 ughjeez: @wolfpk Excuse me, sir. You seem to have been speeding across that keyboard. You mistook the I key for the O, and dropped a couple commas. I'm going to let you off with a warning this time, but I ask that you capitalize "Grammar Police" in the future.
 wolfpk: For a meme this ine is pretty good. Screw you grammar police!
Image 242351   04-13-18   Uploaded by    glowstick
Score:
575
 
 dangerkeith3000: Draw me like one of your French poodles.
Image 242350   04-13-18   Uploaded by    greenbean
Score:
528
 
 Robespierre: Spaced out in a moonage daydream
 Mr. Whiskers: I did not hit the asteroid belt. I did NAAHT!
 dangerkeith3000: Tidal Forces, you're tearing me apart!
Image 242349   04-13-18   Uploaded by    eykei
Score:
431
 
 filthylaw: In his youth he once went brow-to-brow with the great Eugene Levy for ten rounds
 night shift: iBrowse
 Jesse P: Bogdan would be jealous.
 Springbok: I bet he can braid them.
 Amy Housewine: I was never a fan of Dennis Healey.
 FabricMan: Mr. Magoo!
 Mr. Whiskers: I bet this guy HATES watching the Muppet show, and hes not afraid to let people know.
 dangerkeith3000: This guy's eyebrows were in a lots of 70's porn.
 lazySolver: snow protection
Image 242348   04-13-18   Uploaded by    toad
Score:
871
 
 dangerkeith3000: Eye of the tiger.
 Bubo: Love it!
Image 242347   04-13-18   Uploaded by    nerdhulk
Score:
980
 
 Stumpwiz: The curb painters could have asked her to move.
 dangerkeith3000: It could just be a skinny dude with long hair. You can't really tell all that much from the back.
 lazySolver: trying hard
 Side Boob: Don't piss her off. She's like the Predator...
 savvoy: Almost...
Image 242346   04-13-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
304
 
 Lemonator: Tab
 tib gubb: i do love me some dr. pfeffer
 Yam: Thats just Nick Offerman isnt it
 Side Boob: Also his nickname should be 'Hossen' :v
 Side Boob: Doctor of Glaciers sounds cool. "All this is one piece of ice. Except that land bit over there. That will be $75,000 please"
 Dr Awkward: The Good Dr. Pfeffer, I presume?
Image 242345   04-13-18   Uploaded by    afroking
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