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268222  Felicity: Mmm, beer cigars

268225  Felicity: If it weren't for lead objects being out there in the world, Superman wouldn't be able to use them to fight villains with Kryptonite powers

268253  ignatz: Is it meme you're looking for?

268227  Felicity: If you can dodgi a wund

268224  hajjpodge: @Mexico This is not King of the Hill.

268229  Felicity: Save that cat!

268256  gutwheat: We once had a "poop bandit" at work. He would draw on the walls of the bathroom with his shit. This went on for months and no one could ever find him. I was finally able to apprehend him after a Mexican lunch. I saw him go in and I saw him go out.

268235  Felicity: Tee hee!

268237  Felicity: @Knice Like the Acolytes Protection Agency!

268244  Felicity: 1. What line about too many pills in Ibiza? 2. Who died? 3. Did they say how he died? 4. How did he die? 5. Was it too many pills?

268242  grizzly: @Dr Awkward I played a show with them once in like 2000.

268247  Sadbot: @Theta Zero Still more rewarding than crafting your own voice, style, and jokes. SEO tends to reward the palatable and recognizable

268238  tib gubb: Me too, kitty. Me too.

268242  tib gubb: That's just big Dave

268172  Joseph: Can you actually eat them? I have a box full of instant dinners for hiking that have one of these in them, and they are impossible to get out..

268255  bubbles: You missed a piece.

268200  Joseph: My mind was changed by a bumper sticker

268242  Dr Awkward: ...and the kids table?

268254  sir toke a lot: Nowadays the only stuff that would be flying out is arguments, cat pictures, and porn.

268254  chunk norris: "It comes in MPEGs now!?"

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268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

268110 apoxia: This is someone's fetish. Maybe Earnie's.

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.

268056 Micro Jackson: Fresh charges

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

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 Stumpwiz: The curb painters could have asked her to move.
 dangerkeith3000: It could just be a skinny dude with long hair. You can't really tell all that much from the back.
 lazySolver: trying hard
 Side Boob: Don't piss her off. She's like the Predator...
 savvoy: Almost...
Image 242346   04-13-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 Lemonator: Tab
 tib gubb: i do love me some dr. pfeffer
 Yam: Thats just Nick Offerman isnt it
 Side Boob: Also his nickname should be 'Hossen' :v
 Side Boob: Doctor of Glaciers sounds cool. "All this is one piece of ice. Except that land bit over there. That will be $75,000 please"
 Dr Awkward: The Good Dr. Pfeffer, I presume?
Image 242345   04-13-18   Uploaded by    afroking
 Ulillillia: Dr. Katz, Professional Wizard
 Mr. Shine: Ha ha ouch
 lazySolver: @dangerkeith3000 *magic*
 dangerkeith3000: HOW the hell did the Weasleys afford to put, what, 5 or 6 kids, through 7 years of school costing $43,300 per kid per year?
 Annoying Vegan : If youre gonna do contouring, its important to learn how to blend.
 lazySolver: why retire?
Image 242344   04-13-18   Uploaded by    Wort Mumpus
 VoR: @dangerkeith3000 babies carry the eggs of their unborn children before they are born...every person has also been carried by their grandmother. .. that's nuts too
 dangerkeith3000: @VoR Babies are nuts because babies come from the nuts.
 wolfpk: Her:I'm exhausted; I just killed my husband
 VoR: Babies are nuts. You can't even keep them up for longer to make them sleep better later. It doesn't work like that !
 dangerkeith3000: I laugh every time I see this.
 a sedated moose: Is this a wiki-how for getting slapped by a new mother?
 when so: Babies party hard
Image 242343   04-13-18   Uploaded by    night shift
 lazySolver: @tib gubb we not kids anymore :/
 tib gubb: damn. when i was a kid, it was $6
 lazySolver: @Air Biscuit wait a minute, i'm gonna call a fried of mine who is an expert on fun
 Air Biscuit: Fun is more expensive than freedom.
 Amy Housewine: I spent a little while wandering why his head was on fire, until the perspective worked itself out for me.
 kazzy94: Can confirm 8 bucks is the going rate to get into punk shows here
 dangerkeith3000: Then why is sex with your mom free?
 Yam: I dunno, JBCs are pretty fun
 lazySolver: @when so then i'll pay 10
 Micro Jackson: A superposition of jokes
 when so: Entropy only exists because of our capital deficit
 lazySolver: fine. i'll pay 8
Image 242342   04-13-18   Uploaded by    NO JOKES
 Lorm Bembo: Y'all got any more of them memory foam pillow??
 Warrax: Cracklover69 is my craigslist username.
 dangerkeith3000: Forgo the pillow. You have to save up for Hogwarts.
 wolfpk: Over $8= fun
 WTF: Krakkills
 Dr Awkward: Yeah, this brings back memories.
 Micro Jackson: Memory is the first victim of Krakk
 when so: ohhh yeah
Image 242341   04-13-18   Uploaded by    NotHuman
 sodamachine: Addicts of drugs not yet synthesized...
 VoR: For all those writers blocks! Some great stuff not in there!
 lazySolver: @dangerkeith3000 prbbly
 dangerkeith3000: So it's always going to be empty?
 Yam: Is this a joke Im not getting or just insufferably pretentious?
 Mad Collager: This reserve's spaces are commentable.
 Micro Jackson: I could fill that easily (sobs)
 when so: Dammit, the writera escaped again
 lazySolver: this reserve has been booked for spaces not written yet
 Nope: @Teechur
 Teechur: @Teechur Dang it!
 Teechur: This space has been reserved for comments not yet made.
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 Dr Awkward: @dangerkeith3000 It's not to feel appreciated :)
 dangerkeith3000: @Dr Awkward Even if others don't agree, to me this is the best comment of the day.
 Dr Awkward: Maybe Chewie's Born with it, Maybe it's Tatooine.
Image 242339   04-13-18   Uploaded by    Paint Chips
 dangerkeith3000: Dead skin cell shavings.
 Annoying Vegan : Wood shavings or shredded cheese?
 Teechur: RAD for YorkiePoos! Mischievous little things that they are.
Image 242338   04-13-18   Uploaded by    hexxx
 charlemagne: if you paid your taxes there might be some more foreign aid to go round
 deeeeeeeez: Totally happened.
 dangerkeith3000: I didn't know Bono had that much power.
 lazySolver: fyou bono!
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