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244325  Not A Bot: thats the second biggest butt plug ive ever seen.

244320  Shay: Fuck the police

244320  lecj07: @Otterman Well played.

244327  lecj07: Fail on the name. That name must always be shouted.

244325  Warrax: Good. I've got an itch and I don't want to be judged.

244328  Warrax: This was the wallpaper on all my devices for several months. My daughter thought it was weird, I told her not to talk that way about her sister.

244300  San DoDo: VLC really leaks into everyday life, doesn't it.

244302  DrinkMixMan: I don't get high, can I still use these?

244322  San DoDo: Compton: The Happy Years

244320  Otterman: @lecj07 Pfft, it's "Mister".

244328  barfolomew: I get it, because it's a pearl onion.

244305  lecj07: "I'm just saying, there's a table right here! Why do I have to hold the book on my head? And of course, you're ignoring me. Again."

244311  lecj07: Now do it on a unicycle!

244312  lecj07: Imagining triangular tunnels now.

244324  wolfpk: They finished it in five minutes.

244326  fanny: go home Bjork! you're drunk!

244314  lecj07: Boop!

244320  lecj07: It's funny, even as an adult there is no way I can call him by his first name.

244334  sparename: Magna Catta

244323  dangerkeith3000: IF you / wanna pole dance sideways / just go ahead now

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244141 glenalec: @Yurishiro - don't say any of these - ever - and you will be fine!

244222 White Rice: @wolfpk yeah he did try that (and if failed spectacularly, fortunately) but he still has way too many fans who think he didn't (and couldn't) do any wrong. That kind of stuff wasn't cool when "shock-jocks" were trying it on the radio, and surprisingly it still isn't cool (outside of 14 year old "edgy" boys).

244170 lecj07: @E. HONDA But take the socks off. Somehow, naked with socks is a real turn off for me.

244105 square44: @Yurishiro fair enough

244227 bug: I guess shooting them in the barrel was still a little too difficult.

244288 VoR: @Beeble plus-sed are the aggronauts

244294 Joseph: Glitter-tering is what the Dutch call this. (Glitter tuberculosis)

244150 Skaalar: Peter Gabriel is still looking for this woman.

244104 Dr Awkward: @SpaceCow Would you rather your tax money go into the pockets of big Bench?

244128 jazzjunkie: Why yes, I *do* have some Grey Poupon!

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Prombom uploaded 244018 (1113 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 244135 (1108 points)
ashton uploaded 243947 (1082 points)
camellia uploaded 243833 (1009 points)
Horp Lello uploaded 244111 (993 points)
Yurishiro uploaded 243998 (992 points)
Pikachu uploaded 243842 (988 points)
WannaBee uploaded 243851 (983 points)

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10. Mexico: 2370 points
11. dingding: 2347 points
12. waaaaaat: 2267 points
13. Scoo: 2244 points
14. E. HONDA: 2164 points
15. Warrax: 2064 points
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 Stumpwiz: The curb painters could have asked her to move.
 dangerkeith3000: It could just be a skinny dude with long hair. You can't really tell all that much from the back.
 lazySolver: trying hard
 Side Boob: Don't piss her off. She's like the Predator...
 savvoy: Almost...
Image 242346   04-13-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 Felicity: *Tab
 tib gubb: i do love me some dr. pfeffer
 Yam: Thats just Nick Offerman isnt it
 Side Boob: Also his nickname should be 'Hossen' :v
 Side Boob: Doctor of Glaciers sounds cool. "All this is one piece of ice. Except that land bit over there. That will be $75,000 please"
 Dr Awkward: The Good Dr. Pfeffer, I presume?
Image 242345   04-13-18   Uploaded by    afroking
 Ulillillia: Dr. Katz, Professional Wizard
 Mr. Shine: Ha ha ouch
 lazySolver: @dangerkeith3000 *magic*
 dangerkeith3000: HOW the hell did the Weasleys afford to put, what, 5 or 6 kids, through 7 years of school costing $43,300 per kid per year?
 Annoying Vegan : If youre gonna do contouring, its important to learn how to blend.
 lazySolver: why retire?
Image 242344   04-13-18   Uploaded by    Wort Mumpus
 VoR: @dangerkeith3000 babies carry the eggs of their unborn children before they are born...every person has also been carried by their grandmother. .. that's nuts too
 dangerkeith3000: @VoR Babies are nuts because babies come from the nuts.
 wolfpk: Her:I'm exhausted; I just killed my husband
 VoR: Babies are nuts. You can't even keep them up for longer to make them sleep better later. It doesn't work like that !
 dangerkeith3000: I laugh every time I see this.
 a sedated moose: Is this a wiki-how for getting slapped by a new mother?
 when so: Babies party hard
Image 242343   04-13-18   Uploaded by    night shift
 lazySolver: @tib gubb we not kids anymore :/
 tib gubb: damn. when i was a kid, it was $6
 lazySolver: @Air Biscuit wait a minute, i'm gonna call a fried of mine who is an expert on fun
 Air Biscuit: Fun is more expensive than freedom.
 Amy Housewine: I spent a little while wandering why his head was on fire, until the perspective worked itself out for me.
 kazzy94: Can confirm 8 bucks is the going rate to get into punk shows here
 dangerkeith3000: Then why is sex with your mom free?
 Yam: I dunno, JBCs are pretty fun
 lazySolver: @when so then i'll pay 10
 Micro Jackson: A superposition of jokes
 when so: Entropy only exists because of our capital deficit
 lazySolver: fine. i'll pay 8
Image 242342   04-13-18   Uploaded by    NO JOKES
 some guy : Y'all got any more of them memory foam pillow??
 Warrax: Cracklover69 is my craigslist username.
 dangerkeith3000: Forgo the pillow. You have to save up for Hogwarts.
 wolfpk: Over $8= fun
 WTF: Krakkills
 Dr Awkward: Yeah, this brings back memories.
 Micro Jackson: Memory is the first victim of Krakk
 when so: ohhh yeah
Image 242341   04-13-18   Uploaded by    NotHuman
 Felicity: Addicts of drugs not yet synthesized...
 VoR: For all those writers blocks! Some great stuff not in there!
 lazySolver: @dangerkeith3000 prbbly
 dangerkeith3000: So it's always going to be empty?
 Yam: Is this a joke Im not getting or just insufferably pretentious?
 Mad Collager: This reserve's spaces are commentable.
 Micro Jackson: I could fill that easily (sobs)
 when so: Dammit, the writera escaped again
 lazySolver: this reserve has been booked for spaces not written yet
 Nope: @Teechur
 Teechur: @Teechur Dang it!
 Teechur: This space has been reserved for comments not yet made.
Image 242340   04-13-18   Uploaded by    night shift
 Dr Awkward: @dangerkeith3000 It's not to feel appreciated :)
 dangerkeith3000: @Dr Awkward Even if others don't agree, to me this is the best comment of the day.
 Dr Awkward: Maybe Chewie's Born with it, Maybe it's Tatooine.
Image 242339   04-13-18   Uploaded by    Paint Chips
 dangerkeith3000: Dead skin cell shavings.
 Annoying Vegan : Wood shavings or shredded cheese?
 Teechur: RAD for YorkiePoos! Mischievous little things that they are.
Image 242338   04-13-18   Uploaded by    hexxx
 charlemagne: if you paid your taxes there might be some more foreign aid to go round
 deeeeeeeez: Totally happened.
 dangerkeith3000: I didn't know Bono had that much power.
 lazySolver: fyou bono!
Image 242337   04-13-18   Uploaded by    RzK
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