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258162  apoxia: Peplum FTW

258203  Sadbot: I bought one when my USB port cooked itself during a software update, and now my warranty repaired phone has a longer lifespan due to less mechanical wear and tear. Don't be hatin

258178  apoxia: I was born in 1982 and this is how I have always used a cellphone. I just don't get the thumbs thing.

258186  apoxia: Do trees dislike having things nailed to them?

258189  apoxia: New Zealand ignored, yet again.

258202  bug: Opened whole bag of catnip, then got the munchies. Still too stoned to move.

258206  apoxia: I wonder how long the lid was closed.

258209  apoxia: That's a strange prosthetic.

258111  Annoying Vegan : This is wasteful.

258208  addend: Thanks. Not likely, though.

258206  Peter Pantsless: I knew computers could get viruses, but fungal infections?

258139  Annoying Vegan : He looks like the boyfriend in Difficult People

258210  Knice: Humor and airports do not mix well.

258214  Knice: I would pay to see this boi-band.

258149  Annoying Vegan : See that patch of sunlight on top of their head? Thats where I wanna kiss this snug.

258216  Knice: I refer to my ass as 'holy bread.'

258217  Knice: Maybe he could be a spy with that detachable eyeball.

258200  Knice: You know what you did, motherfucker.

258206  Knice: That username.

258162  Annoying Vegan : @Mr. Shine Nothing beats pleats!

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257995 Passive: The pain is real

258079 Robespierre: Team building exercises suck

258106 augustus: @SuedeOxford you get em

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258041 DrNinjaman: Tonight, we drink!

258009 Astanapan: wikiHow to run first because until you learn how to bend your knees you're getting nowhere fast.

258089 DrNinjaman: Do the eagles have large talons?

258044 DrNinjaman: "SPACE GHOST, COME OUT FOR YOUR WEEKLY BEATING!"

257947 VeeKay: Now we're going to places in my neighborhood

257969 WannaBee: The before picture #258041



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Score:
380
 
 Mr Bleak: You'll need some bread to buy that.
 Mad Collager: Bikequette
 Micro Jackson: Buns of steel, meet bike of buns
 Teechur: They see me roll-in', they bakin'
 Air Biscuit: This is fine.
 WannaBee: The birds are going to demolish this bike. That or the rain.
 Dr Awkward: Baguettecletta
 Robespierre: Somebody pulled a wake 'n' bake
Image 242324   04-13-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
277
 
 aeroaero: Aw :-)
 wolfpk: That note gets an A+ in serial killer
 dangerkeith3000: no.
 dangerkeith3000: no.
 PenguinBartender: Rad for rare combination of emotional honesty and reasonableness.
 lazySolver: yes.
 lazySolver: yes.
Image 242323   04-13-18   Uploaded by    Gluten Fee
Score:
451
 
 a robot: Seems legit
 lazySolver: @Christina it's for his junk
 WTF: @Robespierre If local man and Florida man ever partied together... watch out!
 Robespierre: Local Man's always got something going down.
 dangerkeith3000: So THAT'S where the Wild Things are.
 Christina: What is the little foot for?
 Mr. Shine: This is pretty awesome, even if I don't believe it.
Image 242322   04-13-18   Uploaded by    trees
Score:
653
 
 rachel: Grimace!
 skookaloo: when yer swimmin in a creek , and an eel bites your cheek....
 PissedOff: me too @Annoying Vegan ?
 craftjunk: @ignatz - When you grope in the sand and an eel bites your hand, that's a moray.
 dangerkeith3000: Glub glub.
 savvoy: My eyes are up here. No, really. Stop staring at my nostrils.
 VeeKay: @ignatz If he's two sets of chompers and he lives in a reef, that's a moray!
 VeeKay: Excuse Me Sir, Do You Have a Moment to Talk About Jesus Christ?
 Butcherboy: When you feel, and eel bite your heel, THATS a moray @ignatz
 Annoying Vegan : You kids stay off of my lawn!
 wolfpk: Durp
 ignatz: When the moon hits your eye.. Like a big pizza pie, that's a moray
Image 242321   04-13-18   Uploaded by    Darmstadtium
Score:
1042
 
 lazySolver: pbbly will be in pieces at the end of the day
 lazySolver: i'm getting stoned today and hammered tonight
 RiderFan: You lose something in translation from the original script. It mentions the act and where the act takes place (in the temple). Funny how so many leave that out.
 satoshi: Get a different-sex marriage, you will still experience the feeling of getting stoned.
 Not A Bot: They had to make room for the spit somehow
 tina: getting married or not, I think it's better stoned.
 Rachelina: That's not even what the bible actually says.
 buffalo: but I would not feel alone-everybody must get stoned
 east bay: My drunk uncle is going to post this on Facebook later today
Image 242320   04-13-18   Uploaded by    matos
Score:
233
 
 digabigpig: If the Brits had been 2 weeks later planting their flag, this would be normal. (And I imagine Maralinga would still be an active nuclear test site).
 Bubo: Je suis Charlie
 Micro Jackson: Better late than never with the Charlie Hebdo thing
 Ulillillia: L'Australia
Image 242319   04-13-18   Uploaded by    burritos
Score:
581
 
 BavidDowie: must be Marketland
 Air Biscuit: Lemon demon is a good band.
 deeeeeeeez: Theyre thinking of limoncello. Hangover headache from the depths of hell.
 Robespierre: Demon eggs, eh? Reminds me of that ol' shaggy dog story about the North Dakotan brothers and the mule eggs...
 dangerkeith3000: When life gives you demons, make demonade.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: fuck yeah!!! i want demons!!! little possession never hurts.
Image 242318   04-13-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
429
 
 Micro Jackson: Wait til you ingest it and it controls all of your bodily functions
 Robespierre: Slavery's a bitch, even for water.
 Christina: It's like light water, which does not contain less of heavier isotopes of hydrogen in its composition.
Image 242317   04-13-18   Uploaded by    Gazden
Score:
311
 
 Micro Jackson: Shit, there's nothing here but gold bars and I'm so hungry!
 Mr. Shine: "Pretty please don't break in."
 when so: Aaaaand they stuck me on the night shift
Image 242316   04-13-18   Uploaded by    dingding
Score:
560
 
 raditzu: Totally Accurate Battle Zombielator Colorblind Edition?
 trelyate: are those the aliens from Prometheus and Bob?
 Micro Jackson: Slenderman's friends are out looking for him
 Not A Bot: Reveal your secrets, pidgeon!
 dangerkeith3000: Everyone, I'd like you to meet Tom, Dick, and Harry.
 Bluetocracy: naked and famous
Image 242315   04-13-18   Uploaded by    nosferatudude
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