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268242  tib gubb: That's just big Dave

268172  Joseph: Can you actually eat them? I have a box full of instant dinners for hiking that have one of these in them, and they are impossible to get out..

268255  bubbles: You missed a piece.

268200  Joseph: My mind was changed by a bumper sticker

268242  Dr Awkward: ...and the kids table?

268254  sir toke a lot: Nowadays the only stuff that would be flying out is arguments, cat pictures, and porn.

268254  chunk norris: "It comes in MPEGs now!?"

268254  kittylitter: Wow, he must be using one of those blazing fast 128 kbps modems I hear so much about

268254  whiplash: THE INTERNET YOU GUYS!!!

268244  Sadbot: I feel like I'd get this if I were a Eurotrash partyboi

268247  Theta Zero: @Knice Not just black bars. Black bars, then a caption, then a white boarder, then a black box highlighting the text that's plainly visible in a blurry, unfocused photo. It's layers of incompetence, and I can't help but struggle to fathom the lengths this joke had to go through to be told.

268250  NoOneImportant: I thought it was just that he brought in his dog as in his friend. Took me a whole two seconds to realize his name was Snoop Dogg.

268226  Incubi: What's he saying?

268229  Incubi: @Dr Awkward no chance, that fire extinguisher is totally photoshopped

268243  Incubi: Boogie Nights: The Return of Dirk Diglett

268200  KyleisBobDole: I still would pay money for a "My opinion is unwanted." bumper sticker.

268123  smusher: Grab yourself a Crusch

268251  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

268250  kate shutupton: I thought it was just that he brought in his dog as in his friend. Took me a whole two seconds to realize his name was Snoop Dogg.

268241  Sadbot: It's rabbit turds, bro

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7. wolfpk
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268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

268103 E. HONDA: username/upload...?

268056 Micro Jackson: Fresh charges

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

268110 apoxia: This is someone's fetish. Maybe Earnie's.

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!



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dangerkeith3000 uploaded 268043 (763 points)
teletub uploaded 267780 (744 points)
Borp Mento uploaded 268167 (718 points)


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 6. time is wastin: 2362 points
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10. withak: 1615 points
11. Gomi Day: 1570 points
12. greg: 1560 points
13. ChubbyBuddy: 1502 points
14. midgetcastle: 1494 points
15. Bacon Train: 1482 points
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Score:
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 lazySolver: pbbly will be in pieces at the end of the day
 lazySolver: i'm getting stoned today and hammered tonight
 RiderFan: You lose something in translation from the original script. It mentions the act and where the act takes place (in the temple). Funny how so many leave that out.
 satoshi: Get a different-sex marriage, you will still experience the feeling of getting stoned.
 Not A Bot: They had to make room for the spit somehow
 tina: getting married or not, I think it's better stoned.
 Rachelina: That's not even what the bible actually says.
 buffalo: but I would not feel alone-everybody must get stoned
 east bay: My drunk uncle is going to post this on Facebook later today
Image 242320   04-13-18   Uploaded by    matos
Score:
233
 
 digabigpig: If the Brits had been 2 weeks later planting their flag, this would be normal. (And I imagine Maralinga would still be an active nuclear test site).
 Bubo: Je suis Charlie
 Micro Jackson: Better late than never with the Charlie Hebdo thing
 Ulillillia: L'Australia
Image 242319   04-13-18   Uploaded by    burritos
Score:
581
 
 BavidDowie: must be Marketland
 Air Biscuit: Lemon demon is a good band.
 deeeeeeeez: Theyre thinking of limoncello. Hangover headache from the depths of hell.
 Robespierre: Demon eggs, eh? Reminds me of that ol' shaggy dog story about the North Dakotan brothers and the mule eggs...
 dangerkeith3000: When life gives you demons, make demonade.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: fuck yeah!!! i want demons!!! little possession never hurts.
Image 242318   04-13-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
429
 
 Micro Jackson: Wait til you ingest it and it controls all of your bodily functions
 Robespierre: Slavery's a bitch, even for water.
 Christina: It's like light water, which does not contain less of heavier isotopes of hydrogen in its composition.
Image 242317   04-13-18   Uploaded by    Gazden
Score:
311
 
 Micro Jackson: Shit, there's nothing here but gold bars and I'm so hungry!
 Mr. Shine: "Pretty please don't break in."
 when so: Aaaaand they stuck me on the night shift
Image 242316   04-13-18   Uploaded by    dingding
Score:
560
 
 raditzu: Totally Accurate Battle Zombielator Colorblind Edition?
 trelyate: are those the aliens from Prometheus and Bob?
 Micro Jackson: Slenderman's friends are out looking for him
 Not A Bot: Reveal your secrets, pidgeon!
 dangerkeith3000: Everyone, I'd like you to meet Tom, Dick, and Harry.
 Bluetocracy: naked and famous
Image 242315   04-13-18   Uploaded by    nosferatudude
Score:
510
 
 craftjunk: That must be adult Tina Belcher at the table
 BoiledEggs: So, you like older men?
 KingTrebek: I'm pretty sure this is from an album of lounge music covers of Misfits songs
 ThoughtlessGentleman: crews on point
 RiderFan: Pretty sure the Insane Clown Posse have a couple of songs dedicated to this.
 grizzly: It's a dead man's party. Who could ask for more?
 Bluetocracy: OMG, Mildred, this party's so dead!
 salmiakki: Count me in on this partyyy!
Image 242314   04-13-18   Uploaded by    clueful
Score:
665
 
 RzK: Van trouble! I guess we ll have to spend the night here at this castle
 BavidDowie: *Zoinks!*
 livelovebarf: this picture is older than I am
 Bubo: Scoobyohfuckkkkkkk
 Micro Jackson: Like, holy shit, Scoob!
 wolfpk: I will get away with it now! Screw you meddling kids!!
 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Prostata i was gonna say "solve this mystery bitches!
 Prostata: Solve THAT, you meddling kids
 Scoo: Now the whole neighborhood's gonna be high
 Bluetocracy: rut-roh raggy
 Mr. Shine: Jinkies!
 mission2mars: Burn, you damn hippies!
 Ulillillia: Wasn't me
Image 242313   04-13-18   Uploaded by    Telkwa
Score:
551
 
 Bluetocracy: Go ahead, comment, we dare you.
Image 242312   04-13-18   Uploaded by    spydermon
Score:
417
 
 dangerkeith3000: @Felicity Better than Mr. Vadge.
 bigbison: In junior high school our principal was Mr. Wegrzanowski, pronounced Veg-Na-Nof-Ski (or Mr. Vedge for short)
 BavidDowie: In this district I'm betting on Tractorpullbrewski
 whiplash: I would call him Brent Syphilliski
 dangerkeith3000: The "F" is silent? That makes no sense!
 Dr Awkward: I'm more of a pushypmorfski guy
 Scoo: They're all good rebuses, Brent
 Air Biscuit: Ide prefer more ski.
 Ulillillia: Interesting platform
Image 242311   04-13-18   Uploaded by    cakefizzle
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