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258213  a robot: This kitty wishes he could be a part of the boi-band :(

258162  apoxia: Peplum FTW

258203  Sadbot: I bought one when my USB port cooked itself during a software update, and now my warranty repaired phone has a longer lifespan due to less mechanical wear and tear. Don't be hatin

258178  apoxia: I was born in 1982 and this is how I have always used a cellphone. I just don't get the thumbs thing.

258186  apoxia: Do trees dislike having things nailed to them?

258189  apoxia: New Zealand ignored, yet again.

258202  bug: Opened whole bag of catnip, then got the munchies. Still too stoned to move.

258206  apoxia: I wonder how long the lid was closed.

258209  apoxia: That's a strange prosthetic.

258111  Annoying Vegan : This is wasteful.

258208  addend: Thanks. Not likely, though.

258206  Peter Pantsless: I knew computers could get viruses, but fungal infections?

258139  Annoying Vegan : He looks like the boyfriend in Difficult People

258210  Knice: Humor and airports do not mix well.

258214  Knice: I would pay to see this boi-band.

258149  Annoying Vegan : See that patch of sunlight on top of their head? Thats where I wanna kiss this snug.

258216  Knice: I refer to my ass as 'holy bread.'

258217  Knice: Maybe he could be a spy with that detachable eyeball.

258200  Knice: You know what you did, motherfucker.

258206  Knice: That username.

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Score:
501
 
 WannaBee: @Air Biscuit I saw the wienermobile placement and thought it was unfortunate.
 Jabberwikket: @Air Biscuit candy nachos bell grande
 Air Biscuit: Is the joke that the candy store doesent sell hotdogs? only candy?
 Robespierre: I wish I was an...
 a sedated moose: I would be excited, too.
Image 242187   04-12-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
698
 
 Mr Bleak: @bug Well, they are called "land sharks" in the police force...
 Mr. Shine: Cock-er spaniel
 Scoo: CANDY
 dangerkeith3000: Dick Wolf
 bug: Is that kid wearing five flotation vests?
 bug: [Jaws theme music crescendos]
Image 242186   04-12-18   Uploaded by    Tiny Butt
Score:
1051
 
 Larry Xmas: you got me @Mr. Shine
 Mr. Shine: It's the accessories that make the outfit!
 Peach: Place your water glass on the floor so this kitty can still knock it over.
 bug: Back from the Build-a-cat workshop.
Image 242185   04-12-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
341
 
 Bubo: I prefer the taste of Pepsi.
 a sedated moose: Do you have Crystal Brad?
 Shay: Brad's Ham
 Ulillillia: @Felicity It's like being taken "to hospital."
 GiveMePlus: In pharmacy is a weird expression
 Ulillillia: This calls for a Brad Light!
 lazySolver: i would like coke
 bug: *orders Brad's drink* ...is Coke okay?
Image 242184   04-12-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
146
 
 Bubo: It was, you prick.
 Air Biscuit: @bug its 2018 now. You have no chance to survive. Make your time.
 Mr. Shine: Username/upload quality
 Ulillillia: It feels like it was a little over a month ago to be honest
 bug: I remember when 2017 was some crazy future date when the apocalypse was supposed to happen according to all those 80's video games.
Image 242183   04-12-18   Uploaded by    NO JOKES
Score:
471
 
 Starry Lemon: @bug - A 350 LB. 6 foot 4 inch giant doing a back flip from 15 feet in the air, of course!
 Mr. Shine: This seems like a very specific example.
 Amy Housewine: It is an example of pro-wrasslin'.
 Yam: @bug Evolution of Trump whitehouse policy
 Jabberwikket: @bug wikihow to win a political debate
 bug: wtf is this an example of?
Image 242182   04-12-18   Uploaded by    boozer
Score:
833
 
 ignatz: I dung et it
 Shay: We'll miss you!
 dangerkeith3000: Kind of the same joke they used in Star Trek IV: The One With The Whales. Except it was funny.
 Wet farts: Crappy joke
 Peach: Roll that beautiful shit footage
Image 242181   04-12-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
368
 
 Bubo: You didn't miss the litter tray...
 SuedeOxford: Very good kitty litter cake should have a Tootsie Roll turd flopped over the side of the serving pan.
 Mr. Shine: @bug I agree!
 Peach: @bug more shit for me.
 FabricMan: Eat shit to you too, good sir!
 bug: I know these are actually good and all, but the idea is so vile, I can't bring myself to eat it.
 dangerkeith3000: Now eat your cake!
 Air Biscuit: Eat shitty casserole.
 sparename: Kitten's Got Talent
 Relp: Later, shitlords!
 lazySolver: can't miss me if a don't leave
Image 242180   04-12-18   Uploaded by    elmosco
Score:
1099
 
 jazzjunkie: Assistant branch manager hanging on by the skin of her chompers!
 wolfpk: Nepoleon syndrome in full swing!
 Prostata: if you're not a branch manager the branch manages you
 bug: Fetching!
 Micro Jackson: Balance is everything
 lazySolver: I catched this!
 dangerkeith3000: HAha I was like "Is that a dog or a squirrel?
 Dr Awkward: Is real?
 Warrax: I'm helping!
Image 242179   04-12-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
497
 
 dangerkeith3000: I think I may be constipated.
Image 242178   04-12-18   Uploaded by    Peddy Tenderglass
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