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273600  breadtoaster: Not enough glass balls.

273573  FabricMan: Yo mama dirty!

273609  Bitcoin Burglar: I used to have a neighbor across the street who would often come out right at sunrise, dressed in full biker leathers, and carefully roll his (very loud) Harley backwards down his driveway to the sidewalk, fire it up, light up a cigarette, and rev the bike periodically until he was done smoking, then turn off the bike and push it back up the driveway into his garage. Never saw him actually ride it anywhere, maybe he didn't have a license. Annoying as shit at 5:15 on summer mornings.

273609  Vorm Gongo: That boy ain't right.

273609  trepanation: Holy schneikes, I'm purple! I...I've been waiting for this moment for so long...I'd like to thank my mom and dad, the wacky stuff people put on the Internet, and of course my fellow aggronauts. It's all about you guys!

273589  FabricMan: Sure, but can the toilet take you on a most-excellent journey through time?

273594  ThoughtlessGentleman: its a magic wand!! go around your neighborhood tapping your neighbors gently in the head.

273606  sad face: love is blind in every level.

273564  Side Boob: @lecj07 I did too.I was going to make a Julius Caesar joke, then I realized they were laptops. Oh well.

273574  goldman sachs: Still better than Firefox.

273543  revtom: Also axes should be reversed.

273543  revtom: Linear until the age of 14, hyperbolic thereafter. Infinite disappointment around age 20, when every truth of this fraud we call civilization became apparent.

273599  Knice: A fresh, clever joke told in a captivating format. 10/10

273592  Knice: @Father Goose Say what now??

273568  revtom: It is a shizhole, so the above makes sense. Overland Park and Lenexa aren't so bad.

273587  Zukero: @kimjongun that's an understatement...

273570  revtom: Every year on the first day of school, within five minutes of putting as to chair, a teacher will inadvertently make Liz the coolest kid in class simply by reading her government name aloud.

273601  Catcat: Oh I see they didn't find anything wrong with them

273582  hajjpodge: This is why I won't go back into retail willingly.

273589  revtom: The younger folks here know nothing of the hoy of getting drunk and shitting in a phone booth.

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273336 Kikari: Actually, while I haven*t heard beautiful people used much, I do hear puss used now and then? @Mr. Butt

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.

273399 Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273265 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Beauty of Korth Norea

273505 Dr Awkward: @WannaBee Get an Italian espresso machine. That would stone cold baller.

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273365 Littlecraftywolf: @isosceleswaffle i am a furry i know that my point is going through security is the nightmare



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Score:
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 Bubo: You didn't miss the litter tray...
 SuedeOxford: Very good kitty litter cake should have a Tootsie Roll turd flopped over the side of the serving pan.
 Mr. Shine: @bug I agree!
 Peach: @bug more shit for me.
 FabricMan: Eat shit to you too, good sir!
 bug: I know these are actually good and all, but the idea is so vile, I can't bring myself to eat it.
 dangerkeith3000: Now eat your cake!
 Air Biscuit: Eat shitty casserole.
 sparename: Kitten's Got Talent
 Relp: Later, shitlords!
 lazySolver: can't miss me if a don't leave
Image 242180   04-12-18   Uploaded by    elmosco
Score:
1099
 
 jazzjunkie: Assistant branch manager hanging on by the skin of her chompers!
 wolfpk: Nepoleon syndrome in full swing!
 Prostata: if you're not a branch manager the branch manages you
 bug: Fetching!
 Micro Jackson: Balance is everything
 lazySolver: I catched this!
 dangerkeith3000: HAha I was like "Is that a dog or a squirrel?
 Dr Awkward: Is real?
 Warrax: I'm helping!
Image 242179   04-12-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
497
 
 dangerkeith3000: I think I may be constipated.
Image 242178   04-12-18   Uploaded by    Peddy Tenderglass
Score:
476
 
 Mr Bleak: @glenalec "... that marketers *ARE* the kids for which eating glue is considered normal...."
 E. HONDA: You know how they have 2% milk? This is 100%
 savvoy: I once played with a fake beer at an okonomiyaki bar in Hiroshima, and before I knew it all the other chaperones were ordering alcohol. I let them get a couple of glasses ahead, then knocked over my 'beer'.
 wolfpupy: @Christina - yes, though the real reason is that marketers grow up from the kids for which eating glue is considered normal.
 Christina: Did you know that the milk in the pics on cereal boxes is actually glue? Real milk would me the cereal soggy and would not make a good pic.
 trelyate: it used to be milk, but time makes fools of us all
 bug: Fortified with iron! ...a lot of fucking iron!
 Air Biscuit: Please update your physics engine.
 lazySolver: @dangerkeith3000 yes.
 dangerkeith3000: Got bukkake?
 Dr Awkward: Your milk might be expired.
 lazySolver: i need this
 reagan: Don*t cry over spilled... oh. Never mind.
Image 242177   04-12-18   Uploaded by    Cerberus
Score:
437
 
 itskando: Heh. Aggro knows my true name.
 dangerkeith3000: @Dr Awkward I'm at work and I took the chance. It's not porn. It's a message.
 Dr Awkward: I'd checkly the bitly link, but I don't want to accidentally look up porn on my work computer.
Image 242176   04-12-18   Uploaded by    Mumbo Dingus
Score:
329
 
 Slickbrew: @Jabberwikket Thanks!
 Annoying Vegan : CIRCLE ALL THE THINGS!
 Jabberwikket: @Felicity, it seems like he is trying to look down the pants of a picture. 2D/3D miscomprehension
 matos: IDGI
 bug: @Not A Bot YES. ...though I wish I had a non-robot entity to confirm that with.
 Micro Jackson: What you see is what you get
 dangerkeith3000: If you are digging for clams, you gotta go somewhere else.
 Warrax: Usb port? Huh. Wouldn't have guessed that.
 mackdaddy: @Not A Bot substormfront?
 Not A Bot: Does anyone here remember Sexy Losers?
 lazySolver: trying to see your soul
Image 242175   04-12-18   Uploaded by    sad face
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 Christina: @lazySolver Yes.
 Amy Housewine: Two more, then Chaotic Evil.
 dangerkeith3000: @Christina That's not very nice. Ralph Fiennes can't help how he looks.
 Ulillillia: @lazySolver That's just how dedicated I am to lazyness
 lazySolver: @Ulillillia i'm still waiting your lazyass to come to work
 Ulillillia: @Christina Ugl-emort
 lazySolver: @Christina Just because he is palid, bald and lack-a-nose?
 Scoo: LOL'ed-emort
 Christina: All of those are ugly.
Image 242174   04-12-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
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 Shay: Deviantart: When you thought it was just Facebook that's causing problems in America.
 dangerkeith3000: mekka lekka hi mekka hiney ho
 Mr. Shine: Mene mene tekel upharsin
 Yam: I dunno whats going on here but let people have their fun
 PenguinBartender: @lazySolver *rimshot*
 lazySolver: @barfolomew must be a quickie
 barfolomew: I'm not sure what this is, I don't speak Hebrew, but Sonic is involved, so I'm certain it's a sex thing.
 lazySolver: Jews and their strange rituals
Image 242173   04-12-18   Uploaded by    killme
Score:
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 lazySolver: @Side Boob farmers?
 Side Boob: I posted this for the obvious 'girlfriend' joke, but apparently it's a real thing. Some farmers use tires to hold hay for their horses to eat. Horse gets stuck in tire and can die (this horse was fine). Who knew?
 bug: You're doing it wrong.
 dangerkeith3000: @FabricMan She's always wearing new shoes...
 Dr Awkward: This terrifies me... could definitely kill a horse
 FabricMan: Your girlfriend looks tired
 lazySolver: buckle up son
Image 242172   04-12-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
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 lazySolver: maybe a viceral deceiver
 E. HONDA: It's a chimeral retriever
 bug: Your new pen? Haven't seen it.
 Air Biscuit: "The good news is i fixed your printer..."
 dangerkeith3000: Hopefully his Scottish accent is better than Mel Gibson's.
 lazySolver: '20 years i've worked the coal mines, i've gave it all, my paws, my life and even my face'
 jazzjunkie: Braveheart Bud
 Robespierre: Somebody shoulda told him: Never lick a smugepot.
Image 242171   04-12-18   Uploaded by    Morpen Lungus
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