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253629  DrinkMixMan: *Xe Man

253609  wolfpk: I got slapped last time I said that!

253629  DrinkMixMan: Ze Man

253610  wolfpk: Now that Toys R Us is gone, Jeffrey the giraffe is slowly fading away.

253628  a robot: *heart eyes*

253613  White Rice: I was looking for the Obvious Plant logo, but coupdn't see it on the water box. I do appreciate the "drink slowly" warning.

253608  Not A Bot: Not only that, but the campfire won't stay lit.

253625  itskando: See: fievel goes West the dog Chase

253613  itskando: Laluminum water: Bright to you by the Laluminatti

253621  Amy Housewine: Godammnit Eddie, leave those people alone.

253593  Amy Housewine: Ooooh - it's only just occurred to me that this might have been (in a roundabout way) where the Pterry Ptitle "Thief Of Time" came from. The thought had neve occurred tome before.

253597  Munkybut: Clean your damn nails!

253621  a sedated moose: I enjoy the fact that you didn't go with the obvious choice of Metallica's Master of Puppets.

253594  Amy Housewine: "Oh do fuck off" seems to be the only halfway sensible response to this.

253611  Dr Awkward: @2Berries I'm not sure how much of a tint %5 or 20% is... 5% doesn't sound like a lot

253608  Amy Housewine: Somebody will be along in a minute to ask him complicated questions about the discography and tell him that he shouldn't wear this if he can't answer them.

253611  2Berries: @Dr Awkward just got 5% all around & it is so nice. Except when you drive in a friends car & realize everyone can see you staring at them now

253615  Amy Housewine: @Christina That was the reference that came to my mind too!

253623  2Berries: "I'm not scared anymore!" "Then your not paying close enough attention!"

253622  Amy Housewine: I prefer DJ Dodger Jammie

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253386 Ironass: Do you think he likes skulls?

253412 Bluetocracy: I need a can (case) of this at work.

253407 Bluetocracy: The murder scene is horrible. There is frosting and sprinkles everywhere!

253366 redmonkey3: The "N" word! (?)

253405 Greifer: @VoR and maybe those pricks in the movie should have let the shark alone in the first place... So put it back and don't swim in shark waters

253388 Bill Rye: @Nope maybe that's what's causing the anxiety

253470 DrinkMixMan: Can we stop doing this?

253360 redmonkey3: Ssso - all red setters are Hank the Bush Bean dogs now ?

253494 Robespierre: Sorry, Billy Bob, but I'm expensive this weekend.

253446 SurfNTurf: @dangerkeith3000 huh?...



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Score:
808
 
 Micro Jackson: Stop hogging the arm rest!
 Robespierre: @grizzly It's brimming with anxiety - you can see it in its eyes
 grizzly: Anxiety pet.
 Dr Awkward: @Robespierre Oh sweet. I'll finally get that date with Suzie!
 Christina: Beautiful travel companion.
 Robespierre: "Something something "when pigs fly"
Image 242156   04-12-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
513
 
 Shay: Puberty!
 Micro Jackson: Chloroform is happening
 lazySolver: Shh, it will all be over soon
 funny in the wall: the age-old problem of the schlemiel and the schlimazel
 SpaceCow: "This rag of ether will help us forget!"
 savvoy: Archie's hair matches his pants
 vape station: chloroform is a hell of a drug
 fracking: There's something about betty
Image 242155   04-12-18   Uploaded by    zoe
Score:
80
 
 Uncle Phil: More asbestos!
 Shay: Allyssa Carter
 lazySolver: carter*
 lazySolver: @Scoo vote carte
 Micro Jackson: I voted for Kodos
 Scoo: Yeah, but Carter told me he'd make all my wildest dreams come true
 TurkeyVulture: I assume this propaganda campaign is false flag.
 a robot: I'd take the diabetes over the unnecessary comma, Carter
Image 242154   04-12-18   Uploaded by    Religion X
Score:
554
 
 cahuatijo: But the limpet is the randiest of the gastropods!
 antipatterns: insect worship is my new favorite metal genre
 waaaaaat: Next page: the Glenalec.
 Rent A Dog: really
 Micro Jackson: Good thing your Mom isn't there
 El hefe: From the order Zonus Friendius
 SuedeOxford: Putting the limp in limpet.
 barfolomew: @barfolomew that last switcherino should be pretty obvious, but I approve.
 barfolomew: Including the incelotomus and the duckleshell.
Image 242153   04-12-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
246
 
 Shay: What a crappy year; most of the holidays like Halloween and 4th of July are on Mondays.
 Ulillillia: @Air Biscuit Outside North America they used the Pizza Hut version.
 Air Biscuit: @Felicity totally unrealeted but same concept. I watched a version of demolition man the other day with "taco bell" replaced with "pizza hut".
 Micro Jackson: Never throw anything out
 Ulillillia: Thanks, Carter
 Mark As Read: @Christina We had a version of Star Wars that hadnt been ruined yet
 Christina: What's so special about 1977?
 barfolomew: @dangerkeith3000 what a strange thing to be irritated by.
 dangerkeith3000: Months with six weeks in them really piss me off.
 WTF: Timely
 barfolomew: Hey, I can see my birthday from here!
Image 242152   04-12-18   Uploaded by    ashton
Image 242151 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by soccer. You have brought shame on us, soccer.
Score:
986
 
 Micro Jackson: This doesn't smell like Teen Spirit at all!!
 Otterman: Kitten trumpet
 TurkeyVulture: My similar sized human is currently climbing a shelving unit to reach a cat that sounds like a transmission with a bad bearing at highway speeds.
 WannaBee: Yes tiny human, love me.
 Christina: Kissing the miserable pile of claws.
Image 242150   04-12-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
291
 
 UltraBeverly: Triangle shirtwaist reboot lookin' good.
 lecj07: I have a deep, nagging fear this is at my job.
 E. HONDA: do not block the arsonist emergency exit
 Teechur: RAD for recycling paper!
Image 242149   04-12-18   Uploaded by    sue
Score:
550
 
 CompletelyJoking: But this means...when that cute horse licked my face at that farm...OH MY GOD
 funny in the wall: horsey thinks it's an apple
Image 242148   04-12-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
577
 
 Not A Bot: would, wouldn't, after a few. Would, wouldn't, after a few more
 Mern Trulbo: [giant whoooosh] [tiny zap]
Image 242147   04-12-18   Uploaded by    shipotle
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