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273560  tib gubb: What? I'm pretty sure that having a boyfriend in prison would be pretty boss

273557  Sadbot: @tib gubb Nah, we love to learn about humans via the Food Network

273567  static xyz: From the thumbnail I thought it was a Tide pod.

273557  Sadbot: Flavortown is near

273557  tib gubb: cruelty to robots?

273555  Peter Pantsless: That's a Ford, if you can believe it

273549  Not A Bot: now that's something you don't see everyday

273416  Rembo Prundus: @revtom me also

273551  SuedeOxford: ur mom

273541  In The Pocket: omg so edgy!!! *swoon*

273479  Urn BooUrn: Ok, now give him back to his mother.

273500  Urn BooUrn: Growing up sucks.

273537  SaltLick: is his girlfriend a Horse?

273549  some guy : I hope his name is Jack

273556  Hokie333: Croatse.cx

273543  WTF: More like sqrt(x) where x is greater than 0

273559  Admiral Alan: Papa bear's sandvich was too hot, and Mama bear's sandvich was too cold, but Baby bear's sandvich was juuust right.

273549  WTF: He's reenacting that scene where Anthony Hopkins escapes from his jail cell.

273527  Not A Bot: Why not? People make sandals out of truck tires.

273543  Dr Awkward: @Peter Pantsless too smol for he gotdam hed?

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273505 Dr Awkward: @WannaBee Get an Italian espresso machine. That would stone cold baller.

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.

273352 Sadbot: @SuedeOxford A search string that does not disappoint

273265 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Beauty of Korth Norea

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273399 Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273474 trelyate: ojom rof



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Score:
833
 
 Micro Jackson: Stop hogging the arm rest!
 Robespierre: @grizzly It's brimming with anxiety - you can see it in its eyes
 grizzly: Anxiety pet.
 Dr Awkward: @Robespierre Oh sweet. I'll finally get that date with Suzie!
 Christina: Beautiful travel companion.
 Robespierre: "Something something "when pigs fly"
Image 242156   04-12-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
513
 
 Shay: Puberty!
 Micro Jackson: Chloroform is happening
 lazySolver: Shh, it will all be over soon
 funny in the wall: the age-old problem of the schlemiel and the schlimazel
 SpaceCow: "This rag of ether will help us forget!"
 savvoy: Archie's hair matches his pants
 vape station: chloroform is a hell of a drug
 fracking: There's something about betty
Image 242155   04-12-18   Uploaded by    zoe
Score:
80
 
 Uncle Phil: More asbestos!
 Shay: Allyssa Carter
 lazySolver: carter*
 lazySolver: @Scoo vote carte
 Micro Jackson: I voted for Kodos
 Scoo: Yeah, but Carter told me he'd make all my wildest dreams come true
 TurkeyVulture: I assume this propaganda campaign is false flag.
 a robot: I'd take the diabetes over the unnecessary comma, Carter
Image 242154   04-12-18   Uploaded by    Religion X
Score:
554
 
 cahuatijo: But the limpet is the randiest of the gastropods!
 ColdHotCool: insect worship is my new favorite metal genre
 waaaaaat: Next page: the Glenalec.
 Rent A Dog: really
 Micro Jackson: Good thing your Mom isn't there
 El hefe: From the order Zonus Friendius
 SuedeOxford: Putting the limp in limpet.
 barfolomew: @barfolomew that last switcherino should be pretty obvious, but I approve.
 barfolomew: Including the incelotomus and the duckleshell.
Image 242153   04-12-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
246
 
 Shay: What a crappy year; most of the holidays like Halloween and 4th of July are on Mondays.
 Ulillillia: @Air Biscuit Outside North America they used the Pizza Hut version.
 Air Biscuit: @Felicity totally unrealeted but same concept. I watched a version of demolition man the other day with "taco bell" replaced with "pizza hut".
 Micro Jackson: Never throw anything out
 Ulillillia: Thanks, Carter
 Mark As Read: @Christina We had a version of Star Wars that hadnt been ruined yet
 Christina: What's so special about 1977?
 barfolomew: @dangerkeith3000 what a strange thing to be irritated by.
 dangerkeith3000: Months with six weeks in them really piss me off.
 WTF: Timely
 barfolomew: Hey, I can see my birthday from here!
Image 242152   04-12-18   Uploaded by    ashton
Image 242151 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by soccer. Boo, soccer.
Score:
1014
 
 Micro Jackson: This doesn't smell like Teen Spirit at all!!
 seahawks: Kitten trumpet
 TurkeyVulture: My similar sized human is currently climbing a shelving unit to reach a cat that sounds like a transmission with a bad bearing at highway speeds.
 kayjay: Yes tiny human, love me.
 Christina: Kissing the miserable pile of claws.
Image 242150   04-12-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
291
 
 UltraBeverly: Triangle shirtwaist reboot lookin' good.
 lecj07: I have a deep, nagging fear this is at my job.
 E. HONDA: do not block the arsonist emergency exit
 Teechur: RAD for recycling paper!
Image 242149   04-12-18   Uploaded by    sue
Score:
550
 
 CompletelyJoking: But this means...when that cute horse licked my face at that farm...OH MY GOD
 funny in the wall: horsey thinks it's an apple
Image 242148   04-12-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
577
 
 Not A Bot: would, wouldn't, after a few. Would, wouldn't, after a few more
 Mern Trulbo: [giant whoooosh] [tiny zap]
Image 242147   04-12-18   Uploaded by    shipotle
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