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258402  Amy Housewine: I resent that: I might be a witless bum magician but I'm not 'just' a witless bum magician.

258606  Amy Housewine: Dedicated to the memory of our dear departed imgur sales rep.

258609  Amy Housewine: I like big borkfs and I cannot lie.

258589  Amy Housewine: It's the Fuu-Fuu Frain!

258593  Amy Housewine: Don't tell me what to do.

258591  Mr. Shine: This is the guy from your old math book!

258586  Joseph: @kazzy94 I'll pray for you ironically.

258597  Mr. Shine: "Moooooooom!!!"

258546  Mr. Butt: @Passive Fucking racist.

258601  Not A Bot: Oh most Glittering Highness, I can only grovel and slobber at your feet. What is your command O Violent, Beautiful Majesty?

258568  VoR: Super glue

258568  VoR: Super that works for up to 9 lives

258590  Hokie333: From what I can find, this is a golf game that lets you customize your player character's outfit. So there's probably a Che Guevara shirt or something in there (and a U.S. flag bikini for, y'know, balance).

258591  fanny: that's a lot of croissants

258590  hajjpodge: @Sadbot JFC. I don't know how I forgot about that but goddamn.

257011  Mr Bleak: @fanny @Annoying Vegan Currently pixelated, and given the colour and general shape I' not putting on my "you looked at" list!

258598  VoR: Taste the rainbow in its purest form...

258403  smusher: Beauty of North Dakota

257018  Mr Bleak: Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother; You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive; Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin'; And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive; Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive; Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive

258596  sporky: Lord, what year is this from?

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258402 Amy Housewine: I resent that: I might be a witless bum magician but I'm not 'just' a witless bum magician.

258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas

258368 Felicity: I'm thinking eighties drug lord glass bricks, chrome coffee tables, black leather couches, ferns

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258524 Robespierre: @Solemn They sure are - that dance move is most certainly broken.

258520 Felicity: Maybe point it away from the trees

258329 Felicity: The part of the Bob's Burgers episode where Bob pretends things are talking to him and he does their voices

258297 isosceleswaffle: Gradually becomes a disaster.

258383 Ironass: This genetic splicing has got to stop! Now they've crossed a woman with an owl!

258337 Felicity: I happen to like nice men



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Score:
513
 
 Shay: Puberty!
 Micro Jackson: Chloroform is happening
 lazySolver: Shh, it will all be over soon
 funny in the wall: the age-old problem of the schlemiel and the schlimazel
 SpaceCow: "This rag of ether will help us forget!"
 savvoy: Archie's hair matches his pants
 vape station: chloroform is a hell of a drug
 fracking: There's something about betty
Image 242155   04-12-18   Uploaded by    zoe
Score:
80
 
 Uncle Phil: More asbestos!
 Shay: Allyssa Carter
 lazySolver: carter*
 lazySolver: @Scoo vote carte
 Micro Jackson: I voted for Kodos
 Scoo: Yeah, but Carter told me he'd make all my wildest dreams come true
 TurkeyVulture: I assume this propaganda campaign is false flag.
 a robot: I'd take the diabetes over the unnecessary comma, Carter
Image 242154   04-12-18   Uploaded by    Religion X
Score:
554
 
 cahuatijo: But the limpet is the randiest of the gastropods!
 antipatterns: insect worship is my new favorite metal genre
 waaaaaat: Next page: the Glenalec.
 Rent A Dog: really
 Micro Jackson: Good thing your Mom isn't there
 El hefe: From the order Zonus Friendius
 SuedeOxford: Putting the limp in limpet.
 barfolomew: @barfolomew that last switcherino should be pretty obvious, but I approve.
 barfolomew: Including the incelotomus and the duckleshell.
Image 242153   04-12-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
246
 
 Shay: What a crappy year; most of the holidays like Halloween and 4th of July are on Mondays.
 Ulillillia: @Air Biscuit Outside North America they used the Pizza Hut version.
 Air Biscuit: @Felicity totally unrealeted but same concept. I watched a version of demolition man the other day with "taco bell" replaced with "pizza hut".
 Micro Jackson: Never throw anything out
 Ulillillia: Thanks, Carter
 Mark As Read: @Christina We had a version of Star Wars that hadnt been ruined yet
 Christina: What's so special about 1977?
 barfolomew: @dangerkeith3000 what a strange thing to be irritated by.
 dangerkeith3000: Months with six weeks in them really piss me off.
 WTF: Timely
 barfolomew: Hey, I can see my birthday from here!
Image 242152   04-12-18   Uploaded by    ashton
Image 242151 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by soccer. You have brought shame on us, soccer.
Score:
1014
 
 Micro Jackson: This doesn't smell like Teen Spirit at all!!
 Otterman: Kitten trumpet
 TurkeyVulture: My similar sized human is currently climbing a shelving unit to reach a cat that sounds like a transmission with a bad bearing at highway speeds.
 WannaBee: Yes tiny human, love me.
 Christina: Kissing the miserable pile of claws.
Image 242150   04-12-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
291
 
 UltraBeverly: Triangle shirtwaist reboot lookin' good.
 lecj07: I have a deep, nagging fear this is at my job.
 E. HONDA: do not block the arsonist emergency exit
 Teechur: RAD for recycling paper!
Image 242149   04-12-18   Uploaded by    sue
Score:
550
 
 CompletelyJoking: But this means...when that cute horse licked my face at that farm...OH MY GOD
 funny in the wall: horsey thinks it's an apple
Image 242148   04-12-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
577
 
 Not A Bot: would, wouldn't, after a few. Would, wouldn't, after a few more
 Mern Trulbo: [giant whoooosh] [tiny zap]
Image 242147   04-12-18   Uploaded by    shipotle
Score:
990
 
 wolfpk: Is someone making a snow man. Oh wait!
 Robespierre: FLOOFY FLOOFERS
Image 242146   04-12-18   Uploaded by    GoodSir
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