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258162  apoxia: Peplum FTW

258203  Sadbot: I bought one when my USB port cooked itself during a software update, and now my warranty repaired phone has a longer lifespan due to less mechanical wear and tear. Don't be hatin

258178  apoxia: I was born in 1982 and this is how I have always used a cellphone. I just don't get the thumbs thing.

258186  apoxia: Do trees dislike having things nailed to them?

258189  apoxia: New Zealand ignored, yet again.

258202  bug: Opened whole bag of catnip, then got the munchies. Still too stoned to move.

258206  apoxia: I wonder how long the lid was closed.

258209  apoxia: That's a strange prosthetic.

258111  Annoying Vegan : This is wasteful.

258208  addend: Thanks. Not likely, though.

258206  Peter Pantsless: I knew computers could get viruses, but fungal infections?

258139  Annoying Vegan : He looks like the boyfriend in Difficult People

258210  Knice: Humor and airports do not mix well.

258214  Knice: I would pay to see this boi-band.

258149  Annoying Vegan : See that patch of sunlight on top of their head? Thats where I wanna kiss this snug.

258216  Knice: I refer to my ass as 'holy bread.'

258217  Knice: Maybe he could be a spy with that detachable eyeball.

258200  Knice: You know what you did, motherfucker.

258206  Knice: That username.

258162  Annoying Vegan : @Mr. Shine Nothing beats pleats!

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258089 DrNinjaman: Do the eagles have large talons?

258079 Robespierre: Team building exercises suck

258041 DrNinjaman: Tonight, we drink!

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258044 DrNinjaman: "SPACE GHOST, COME OUT FOR YOUR WEEKLY BEATING!"

258009 Astanapan: wikiHow to run first because until you learn how to bend your knees you're getting nowhere fast.

258106 augustus: @SuedeOxford you get em

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257969 WannaBee: The before picture #258041

257947 VeeKay: Now we're going to places in my neighborhood



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Score:
874
 
 piranharama: Bros dont let bros skip drumstick day.
 Jabberwikket: @crazymothaofa @grizzly, Shh... he is legend
 Suburbanmom: I AM CHICKEN!!!!
 crazymothaofa: Ultra Mega Chicken?...No
 grizzly: Arise, chicken!
 Mad Collager: @lazySolver Detachable penis, duh-da, duh-da...
 lazySolver: but he probably would have flown away after years of fake promises
 lazySolver: i wish my cock had wings
 entropy: FLAP
 WannaBee: After you defeat the other cocks you must face the final boss.
 ignatz: BBC
 lazySolver: that's a huge black cock
Image 242048   04-11-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
608
 
 Mad Collager: Wow! That Pokemon-Go app is getting super-realistic!
 lazySolver: @Ulillillia Ohh, c'mon, he's done worst things with his tongue
 Ulillillia: Ew, don't put your tongue on that dirty pole.
Image 242047   04-11-18   Uploaded by    iCEy
Score:
960
 
 Suburbanmom: That is where I left that...
 tomatosaws: What s in the box? Your head. I ve got your head in this box. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.
 Scoo: Now you're thinking with portals!
 Mad Collager: Let'em eat ca... Oh, never mind!
 Urn BooUrn: Ichabod! ICHABOD!
 wolfpk: Cat Angel Mindfreak
 VeeKay: Hissing booth obviously not good value for money.
 Christina: "Gimme my head."
 sparename: Cats have magicians, too
 KnifeySpooney: So /that's/ how they get in to those tiny spaces!
Image 242046   04-11-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
881
 
 Sprinkles: YES YES
 chunk norris: 20/10 would date and marry
 charlemagne: I'll have some peanut butter sent to our room
 Christina: Romantico doggo.
 lazySolver: i killed this, for you :)
 sparename: Puppy love
Image 242045   04-11-18   Uploaded by    steve
Score:
818
 
 a robot: @Wooden Spoon Comment of the fucking day right here!
 Mad Collager: Springfield Lemon-Mobile brought to you by Mark Puckerberg.
 Shay: Meh photoshop.
 Yam: @Wooden Spoon Jesus Christ
 Wooden Spoon: Now Ive got to fill it with epsom salt and jam it on over to the old folks home for a lemon party
 lazySolver: worth it!
Image 242044   04-11-18   Uploaded by    Yam
Score:
566
 
 Air Biscuit: This isnt walmart?
 Pront Remp: @a robot Art! Like when Marcel Duchamp used to shave star shapes into his hair
 a robot: But......why?
 Mad Collager: Wait! Is she in the new Coneheads remake?
 Mad Collager: Words fail me.
 jochenau: I really hope she did that for charity or something.
 VeeKay: Peak Murca
 lazySolver: that's gonna give ya a cold-stimulus headache
 DrNinjaman: You're wearing that merkin wrong.
Image 242043   04-11-18   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
519
 
 Scoo: Asbestos is BEST Os!
 carpwoman: DAMMIT. "Sad is an old English term for SOLID.
 carpwoman: "Sad" is an old English word for iron.
 Shay: *asbestoshorn*
 Wooden Spoon: More Asbestos! More Asbestos!
 lecj07: @Yam Right? "Best" is right there in the name! It must be doing alright.
 Yam: Cheer up, asbestos.
Image 242042   04-11-18   Uploaded by    Ment Thorp
Score:
397
 
 Drump Porbs: This is fine
 a sedated moose: Okay
Image 242041   04-11-18   Uploaded by    Mern Trulbo
Score:
630
 
 eurotrash: Poor Josie Packard
 Mad Collager: Max Planck and Edvard Munch collaborative effort
 DrinkMixMan: UNCHILL 4EVER
 VeeKay: Hang out with Ed, Ed and Eddy and you can expect this kind of shit.
 Shay: Impersonation of #242037
 lazySolver: @Not A Bot Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image
 NoRagrets: Plank
 Not A Bot: I hope this ends as well for him as it did for hitchBOT
 Off Topic: Plank has seen some things.
 lazySolver: @lecj07 It always could be worse
 lecj07: Could be worse, he could be a burnout.
 Yam: @lazySolver ya its a knotty behaviour
 lazySolver: don't do crack kids
 Yam: This reminds me of something
Image 242040   04-11-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
243
 
 Stumpwiz: OK, Fender on the left. On the right?
 Mad Collager: All ghost stories seem to have some basses in fact.
 Spazstatic: @lazySolver that's how I got mine! $83 USD shipped. Might be the same as the black one, but it's hard to tell since so little is visible.
 DrNinjaman: Leela, that's real velour...let yourself go.
 lazySolver: @lecj07 just sell them then, someone can be happy with it
 lecj07: These ones weren't good enough to be in #242038
 sparename: Every evil villain needs his secret basses...
 lazySolver: shhhh,the musicians are sleeping
Image 242039   04-11-18   Uploaded by    ani625
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