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272630  sparename: Fuck your Roadkill Recipes, we have a Birdstrike Buffet Bar

272611  SuedeOxford: This road was renamed because they got tired of tourists goofing around. One can still go to Shepshed to visit Butthole Lane, though.

272621  Seven Eight Nine: Call my lawyer, I'm about to get paid.

272493  Spazstatic: @Fiveninety I've never seen a US hundred dollar bill with the number on the side like that and so I didn't think it was (all) USD.

272630  ignatz: Lightly overkilled on both sides please..

272630  SuedeOxford: Arby's freaked out when he made the RB211Burger, so he had to make the PW2000Burger instead.

272639  nanananana: You shouldn't bring prose to a poetry fight

272639  violentwrath: Force them into a sonnet-format. No one can escape.

272639  maura: Gonna punch you in the face, you big disgrace, gonna smear your face all over the place.

272639  Slickbrew: Use the element of surprose.

272539  Spazstatic: Purple.

272636  Knice: Nope.

272638  dorian: If only Siri remembered previous questions and answers to contextualise future answers.

272626  hajjpodge: @Prostata Well that's no good. I like to take jabs at furries and other internet fandoms but transphobia is absolutely unacceptable.

272626  Side Boob: Stay weird, Portland!

272540  a sedated moose: @Science isn't that the critter what makes the shit-coffee?

272619  hajjpodge: There are only enough loops for one of us, brother.

272626  Prostata: the article in question is thinly veiled transphobia published in 2016 around the time the "bathroom bills" were being debated. so lets just not go there.

272600  hajjpodge: Fisto: "Assume the position."

272621  hajjpodge: Turn the lightning down and these become stills from a horror short.

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272245 Side Boob: Time to go to the ER, I guess.

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272540 a sedated moose: @Science isn't that the critter what makes the shit-coffee?

272261 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob *Nobody* expects The Spanish Mikado!

272448 Eleftheros: As voiced by Ron Perlman

272425 Nope: @lecj07 thank you for your service

272504 Shay: John Lee Hooker always sweat bullets wherever he was.

272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.

272539 Spazstatic: Purple.

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!



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Score:
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 Air Biscuit: This isnt walmart?
 Pront Remp: @a robot Art! Like when Marcel Duchamp used to shave star shapes into his hair
 a robot: But......why?
 Mad Collager: Wait! Is she in the new Coneheads remake?
 Mad Collager: Words fail me.
 jochenau: I really hope she did that for charity or something.
 bromide: Peak Murca
 lazySolver: that's gonna give ya a cold-stimulus headache
 DrNinjaman: You're wearing that merkin wrong.
Image 242043   04-11-18   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
519
 
 Scoo: Asbestos is BEST Os!
 carpwoman: DAMMIT. "Sad is an old English term for SOLID.
 carpwoman: "Sad" is an old English word for iron.
 Shay: *asbestoshorn*
 Wooden Spoon: More Asbestos! More Asbestos!
 lecj07: @Yam Right? "Best" is right there in the name! It must be doing alright.
 Yam: Cheer up, asbestos.
Image 242042   04-11-18   Uploaded by    Ment Thorp
Score:
397
 
 Drump Porbs: This is fine
 a sedated moose: Okay
Image 242041   04-11-18   Uploaded by    Mern Trulbo
Score:
630
 
 eurotrash: Poor Josie Packard
 Mad Collager: Max Planck and Edvard Munch collaborative effort
 DrinkMixMan: UNCHILL 4EVER
 blablabla: Hang out with Ed, Ed and Eddy and you can expect this kind of shit.
 Shay: Impersonation of #242037
 lazySolver: @Not A Bot Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image
 NoRagrets: Plank
 Not A Bot: I hope this ends as well for him as it did for hitchBOT
 Off Topic: Plank has seen some things.
 lazySolver: @lecj07 It always could be worse
 lecj07: Could be worse, he could be a burnout.
 Yam: @lazySolver ya its a knotty behaviour
 lazySolver: don't do crack kids
 Yam: This reminds me of something
Image 242040   04-11-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
243
 
 Stumpwiz: OK, Fender on the left. On the right?
 Mad Collager: All ghost stories seem to have some basses in fact.
 Spazstatic: @lazySolver that's how I got mine! $83 USD shipped. Might be the same as the black one, but it's hard to tell since so little is visible.
 DrNinjaman: Leela, that's real velour...let yourself go.
 lazySolver: @lecj07 just sell them then, someone can be happy with it
 lecj07: These ones weren't good enough to be in #242038
 sparename: Every evil villain needs his secret basses...
 lazySolver: shhhh,the musicians are sleeping
Image 242039   04-11-18   Uploaded by    ani625
Score:
275
 
 grizzly: So many strings.
 a sedated moose:
 dangerkeith3000:
 Spazstatic:
 lazySolver: My name is Jonnathant, and this is a blank comment
Image 242038   04-11-18   Uploaded by    Stumpwiz
Score:
1076
 
 Air Biscuit: Acid dots?for breakfast?
 Scoo: y r u so smol? i am froggers
 Ulillillia: It is tiny Wednesday, my dudes
 White Rice: @Yam It's more likely than you think.
 Spazstatic: :o
 DrNinjaman: I'm not, not licking toads.
 lecj07: *smol ribbet*
 lazySolver: what is this? a frog for ANTS?!
 Yam: Tiny frogs? On my finger?
Image 242037   04-11-18   Uploaded by    dingding
Score:
1036
 
 Mr Bleak: Now we know why it crossed the road - the chicken was sat on her head.
 Air Biscuit: @lecj07 itll keep her head warm.
 lazySolver: @Mad Collager Give her the lettuce?
 Mad Collager: @lazySolver Wattle you do if she's vegan?
 lecj07: @lazySolver I must say, I admire your pluck.
 lazySolver: @lecj07 she's a steak kind of girl then? i can give her the meat
 lecj07: @lazySolver That seems like an eggstremely bad idea.
 lazySolver: from her hat?
 lazySolver: @lecj07 Can i make the dinner?
 lecj07: @lazySolver Don't count your chickens before they hatch. You'd have to take a classy lady like that to dinner if you want to get clucky, and she doesn't look like a cheep date.
 Yam: @lazySolver It doesnt even seem to let me post most punctuation marks, let alone fancy stuff
 lazySolver: characters*
 lazySolver: menage* No special caracters? srly?
 lazySolver: banging this chick would automatically be a mnage
 Yam: She needs some colour in her roost. Wait what
 jazzjunkie: My hair is a chicken; your argument is invalid.
Image 242036   04-11-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
475
 
 Air Biscuit: Rooe
 Mad Collager: Eroer
 maura: @a sedated moose - That was meant for @lazySolver too. The (Reply) links are also subject to warp-field effects (especially if you have the browser narrow so you can work and aggrogate at the same time!) :-D
 a sedated moose: @glenalec @glenalec Uh, thanks.
 booger: @a sedated moose @a sedated moose - Welcome to the Friendly Spaceship. Language is subject to the warp drive side-effects.
 a sedated moose: What the hell?
 a sedated moose: @lazySolver you know what they say: an banana a day keeps the doctor away!
 lazySolver: BA NA NAS
 lazySolver: i swear to god, i wrote apples
 lazySolver: @Yam But they like apples, the export type
 Yam: @lazySolver Oeros
 lazySolver: @Yam no i don't nedd to, i have to, or else what my minions are going to eat?
 Yam: @lazySolver Then you dont need to stop
 lazySolver: i need to stop looking at this at work. luckily i'm the boss so no one's gonna stop me
Image 242035   04-11-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
323
 
 Stumpwiz: @UltraBeverly, that must be because you omitted the apostrophe. Grammar matters at the DMV.
 UltraBeverly: Yet my "IM DRUNK" vanity plate gets rejected.
 Wooden Spoon: Also, the whole thing is green... like weed
 DrNinjaman: Chevy drivers are notorious stoners.
 Ulillillia: Hi High, I'm Dad
 funny in the wall: these kinds of things are adorable when you get pulled over
 a sedated moose: #probablecause #420blazeit
 jazzjunkie: Username upload combo!
Image 242034   04-11-18   Uploaded by    dope
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