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268738  Kirtov: No ring

268739  trelyate: This comic almost got Drew Carey fired.

268721  WTF: I'm I to that age where I have to tell the children 'Don't make fun' about the way we used to live?

268554  Unicorn: Me too @Nope

268730  WTF: Change my mind.

268738  WTF: ...followed by cramming the entire donut in your mouth before anyone can answer.

268738  barfolomew: Looks like someone's hungry hungry

268733  Christina: Beauty of Japan.

268717  Bohab: Teamwork.jpg

268039  Mr Bleak: Gonna make wanking / hand jobs umm ... interesting. Anyone got her address?

268041  Mr Bleak: @Felicity They could do the current incumbent with a hamster and a random tweet generator.

268050  Mr Bleak: Fuck! I remember reading that issue at work ...

268053  Mr Bleak: I preferred the "before" picture

268707  Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268733  Not A Bot: Someone is explaining to this cat why they're voting for Trump.

268744  ignatz: Those holds are known as 'jugs'

268733  Felicity: Dasha Nekrasova

268740  ignatz: Ma also contain traces of dads

268727  Amy Housewine: That doctor looks like a man without conviction.

268692  Amy Housewine: The Electric Spanking Of War Babies.

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268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268687 addend: (Sits down & celebrates.)

268610 Felicity: @WannaBee hug

268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad

268710 tib gubb: better to die than to let the cops know what drugs you've been using



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 Mr Bleak: Now we know why it crossed the road - the chicken was sat on her head.
 Air Biscuit: @lecj07 itll keep her head warm.
 lazySolver: @Mad Collager Give her the lettuce?
 Mad Collager: @lazySolver Wattle you do if she's vegan?
 lecj07: @lazySolver I must say, I admire your pluck.
 lazySolver: @lecj07 she's a steak kind of girl then? i can give her the meat
 lecj07: @lazySolver That seems like an eggstremely bad idea.
 lazySolver: from her hat?
 lazySolver: @lecj07 Can i make the dinner?
 lecj07: @lazySolver Don't count your chickens before they hatch. You'd have to take a classy lady like that to dinner if you want to get clucky, and she doesn't look like a cheep date.
 Yam: @lazySolver It doesnt even seem to let me post most punctuation marks, let alone fancy stuff
 lazySolver: characters*
 lazySolver: menage* No special caracters? srly?
 lazySolver: banging this chick would automatically be a mnage
 Yam: She needs some colour in her roost. Wait what
 jazzjunkie: My hair is a chicken; your argument is invalid.
Image 242036   04-11-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
475
 
 Air Biscuit: Rooe
 Mad Collager: Eroer
 maura: @a sedated moose - That was meant for @lazySolver too. The (Reply) links are also subject to warp-field effects (especially if you have the browser narrow so you can work and aggrogate at the same time!) :-D
 a sedated moose: @glenalec @glenalec Uh, thanks.
 booger: @a sedated moose @a sedated moose - Welcome to the Friendly Spaceship. Language is subject to the warp drive side-effects.
 a sedated moose: What the hell?
 a sedated moose: @lazySolver you know what they say: an banana a day keeps the doctor away!
 lazySolver: BA NA NAS
 lazySolver: i swear to god, i wrote apples
 lazySolver: @Yam But they like apples, the export type
 Yam: @lazySolver Oeros
 lazySolver: @Yam no i don't nedd to, i have to, or else what my minions are going to eat?
 Yam: @lazySolver Then you dont need to stop
 lazySolver: i need to stop looking at this at work. luckily i'm the boss so no one's gonna stop me
Image 242035   04-11-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
323
 
 Stumpwiz: @UltraBeverly, that must be because you omitted the apostrophe. Grammar matters at the DMV.
 UltraBeverly: Yet my "IM DRUNK" vanity plate gets rejected.
 Wooden Spoon: Also, the whole thing is green... like weed
 DrNinjaman: Chevy drivers are notorious stoners.
 Ulillillia: Hi High, I'm Dad
 funny in the wall: these kinds of things are adorable when you get pulled over
 a sedated moose: #probablecause #420blazeit
 jazzjunkie: Username upload combo!
Image 242034   04-11-18   Uploaded by    dope
Score:
944
 
 Passive: What it's like for an attractive woman to walk through a construction zone
 Skaalar: Prepare for battle.
 VoR: Sounds like a dude fest
 DrNinjaman: Please have your passport ready.
 lazySolver: more like psychological blackhole
 ThoughtlessGentleman: all day e'erday!!
Image 242033   04-11-18   Uploaded by    Toasted Taco Brunchito
Score:
776
 
 Skaalar: Yeh wan a cuppa?
 Wooden Spoon: Anyone else hear the Mission Impossible theme song?
 Spazstatic: @Off Topic probably pulled off by a certain raccoon climbing on them
 Jabberwikket: Stubborn jeff WILL get his cup of tea
 Off Topic: Where are all the handles for the cabinets?
 lazySolver: just drying up the dinner
Image 242032   04-11-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
263
 
 Spazstatic: @Darmstadtium I stole your comment for the picture below.
 Darmstadtium: DIY genetic therapy is not for the faint of heart, or hand
 lazySolver: must be hard pleasuring himself
Image 242031   04-11-18   Uploaded by    someguynameded
Score:
547
 
 Mad Collager: My head is a sheep. Your argument is invalid!
 lazySolver: @glenalec *Narrator* it didn't smelled geat in there
 Crim Tender: I bet it smells great in there!
 Spazstatic: I stole that comment from @Darnstadtium in the picture above this one.
 Spazstatic: DIY genetic therapy is not for the faint of heart, or hand (or head)
 lazySolver: @karmakat they are in de-nail
 Supermansbrother: Boner land ahead.
 karmakat: one of those, "I DON'T WANT TO KNOW!"
 Robespierre: Live action of Pink Floyd's "Animals" looks bleak.
 sparename: Failed cosplay for Mr Bean
Image 242030   04-11-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
817
 
 Skaalar: What anime did you escape from?
 daisy picker: I am going to tell you a story of ears and mistery...
 Mad Collager: Can you throw them o'r your shoulder like a Continental soldier...
 Korrok: I am not impressed....
 a sedated moose: My, what big ears you have!
 lazySolver: I'm the king of the mountain! Or chair.. Or hole, whatever
Image 242029   04-11-18   Uploaded by    Never AFK
Score:
1066
 
 Air Biscuit: I would like to hear this weird al song.
 Slickbrew: @Mad Collager my pee does smell funny tho..
 Mad Collager: @ignatz You're amazing in your high-functioning.
 filthylaw: I am high on the asparagus spectrum..
 Supermansbrother: No thanks.
 jazzjunkie: A lot of good username+upload combos today!
 jochenau: Rad because I went and listened to the song again because of this.
 Ulillillia: Art official cage
 dangerkeith3000: Too. Much. Pun....Brain. Exploding....
Image 242028   04-11-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
734
 
 BavidDowie: Cute couple
 Stumpwiz: Sure seems to be a family resemblance.
 rubix1924: Devil on your shoulder
 Jabberwikket: Seamless face-swap
 lecj07: Goat eyes always creep me out.
Image 242027   04-11-18   Uploaded by    Skinr
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