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244313  WannaBee: @Yurishiro @Christina oh never mind, Im blue again.

244319  Side Boob: Dude, I am so high right now...

244325  Not A Bot: thats the second biggest butt plug ive ever seen.

244320  Shay: Fuck the police

244320  lecj07: @Otterman Well played.

244327  lecj07: Fail on the name. That name must always be shouted.

244325  Warrax: Good. I've got an itch and I don't want to be judged.

244328  Warrax: This was the wallpaper on all my devices for several months. My daughter thought it was weird, I told her not to talk that way about her sister.

244300  San DoDo: VLC really leaks into everyday life, doesn't it.

244302  DrinkMixMan: I don't get high, can I still use these?

244322  San DoDo: Compton: The Happy Years

244320  Otterman: @lecj07 Pfft, it's "Mister".

244328  barfolomew: I get it, because it's a pearl onion.

244305  lecj07: "I'm just saying, there's a table right here! Why do I have to hold the book on my head? And of course, you're ignoring me. Again."

244311  lecj07: Now do it on a unicycle!

244312  lecj07: Imagining triangular tunnels now.

244324  wolfpk: They finished it in five minutes.

244326  fanny: go home Bjork! you're drunk!

244314  lecj07: Boop!

244320  lecj07: It's funny, even as an adult there is no way I can call him by his first name.

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1. Yurishiro
2. dangerkeith3000
3. WannaBee
4. lecj07
5. tib gubb
6. Scoo
7. glenalec
8. Shay
9. Felicity
10. VoR



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244141 glenalec: @Yurishiro - don't say any of these - ever - and you will be fine!

244222 White Rice: @wolfpk yeah he did try that (and if failed spectacularly, fortunately) but he still has way too many fans who think he didn't (and couldn't) do any wrong. That kind of stuff wasn't cool when "shock-jocks" were trying it on the radio, and surprisingly it still isn't cool (outside of 14 year old "edgy" boys).

244170 lecj07: @E. HONDA But take the socks off. Somehow, naked with socks is a real turn off for me.

244128 jazzjunkie: Why yes, I *do* have some Grey Poupon!

244105 square44: @Yurishiro fair enough

244104 Dr Awkward: @SpaceCow Would you rather your tax money go into the pockets of big Bench?

244227 bug: I guess shooting them in the barrel was still a little too difficult.

244150 Skaalar: Peter Gabriel is still looking for this woman.

244294 Joseph: Glitter-tering is what the Dutch call this. (Glitter tuberculosis)

244288 VoR: @Beeble plus-sed are the aggronauts



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Morpen Lungus uploaded 243989 (1400 points)
ping uploaded 244012 (1276 points)
WannaBee uploaded 244006 (1263 points)
Yurishiro uploaded 244016 (1252 points)
E. HONDA uploaded 243818 (1244 points)
mrmrmr uploaded 243860 (1220 points)
WannaBee uploaded 243990 (1153 points)
Prombom uploaded 244018 (1113 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 244135 (1108 points)
ashton uploaded 243947 (1082 points)
camellia uploaded 243833 (1009 points)
Horp Lello uploaded 244111 (993 points)
Yurishiro uploaded 243998 (992 points)
Pikachu uploaded 243842 (988 points)
WannaBee uploaded 243851 (983 points)


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 3. Side Boob: 7907 points
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 5. Annoying Vegan : 5225 points
 6. Not A Bot: 3354 points
 7. Mr. Butt: 2825 points
 8. foreversmug: 2698 points
 9. Scoo: 2463 points
10. a robot: 2420 points
11. Mexico: 2370 points
12. dingding: 2347 points
13. waaaaaat: 2267 points
14. E. HONDA: 2164 points
15. Warrax: 2064 points
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 Mr Bleak: Now we know why it crossed the road - the chicken was sat on her head.
 Air Biscuit: @lecj07 itll keep her head warm.
 lazySolver: @Mad Collager Give her the lettuce?
 Mad Collager: @lazySolver Wattle you do if she's vegan?
 lecj07: @lazySolver I must say, I admire your pluck.
 lazySolver: @lecj07 she's a steak kind of girl then? i can give her the meat
 lecj07: @lazySolver That seems like an eggstremely bad idea.
 lazySolver: from her hat?
 lazySolver: @lecj07 Can i make the dinner?
 lecj07: @lazySolver Don't count your chickens before they hatch. You'd have to take a classy lady like that to dinner if you want to get clucky, and she doesn't look like a cheep date.
 Yam: @lazySolver It doesnt even seem to let me post most punctuation marks, let alone fancy stuff
 lazySolver: characters*
 lazySolver: menage* No special caracters? srly?
 lazySolver: banging this chick would automatically be a mnage
 Yam: She needs some colour in her roost. Wait what
 jazzjunkie: My hair is a chicken; your argument is invalid.
Image 242036   04-11-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
475
 
 Air Biscuit: Rooe
 Mad Collager: Eroer
 glenalec: @a sedated moose - That was meant for @lazySolver too. The (Reply) links are also subject to warp-field effects (especially if you have the browser narrow so you can work and aggrogate at the same time!) :-D
 a sedated moose: @glenalec @glenalec Uh, thanks.
 glenalec: @a sedated moose @a sedated moose - Welcome to the Friendly Spaceship. Language is subject to the warp drive side-effects.
 a sedated moose: What the hell?
 a sedated moose: @lazySolver you know what they say: an banana a day keeps the doctor away!
 lazySolver: BA NA NAS
 lazySolver: i swear to god, i wrote apples
 lazySolver: @Yam But they like apples, the export type
 Yam: @lazySolver Oeros
 lazySolver: @Yam no i don't nedd to, i have to, or else what my minions are going to eat?
 Yam: @lazySolver Then you dont need to stop
 lazySolver: i need to stop looking at this at work. luckily i'm the boss so no one's gonna stop me
Image 242035   04-11-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
297
 
 Stumpwiz: @UltraBeverly, that must be because you omitted the apostrophe. Grammar matters at the DMV.
 UltraBeverly: Yet my "IM DRUNK" vanity plate gets rejected.
 Wooden Spoon: Also, the whole thing is green... like weed
 DrNinjaman: Chevy drivers are notorious stoners.
 Ulillillia: Hi High, I'm Dad
 funny in the wall: these kinds of things are adorable when you get pulled over
 a sedated moose: #probablecause #420blazeit
 jazzjunkie: Username upload combo!
Image 242034   04-11-18   Uploaded by    dope
Score:
944
 
 Passive: What it's like for an attractive woman to walk through a construction zone
 Skaalar: Prepare for battle.
 VoR: Sounds like a dude fest
 DrNinjaman: Please have your passport ready.
 lazySolver: more like psychological blackhole
 ThoughtlessGentleman: all day e'erday!!
Image 242033   04-11-18   Uploaded by    Toasted Taco Brunchito
Score:
750
 
 Skaalar: Yeh wan a cuppa?
 Wooden Spoon: Anyone else hear the Mission Impossible theme song?
 Spazstatic: @Off Topic probably pulled off by a certain raccoon climbing on them
 Jabberwikket: Stubborn jeff WILL get his cup of tea
 Off Topic: Where are all the handles for the cabinets?
 lazySolver: just drying up the dinner
Image 242032   04-11-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
263
 
 Spazstatic: @Darmstadtium I stole your comment for the picture below.
 Darmstadtium: DIY genetic therapy is not for the faint of heart, or hand
 lazySolver: must be hard pleasuring himself
Image 242031   04-11-18   Uploaded by    someguynameded
Score:
547
 
 Mad Collager: My head is a sheep. Your argument is invalid!
 lazySolver: @glenalec *Narrator* it didn't smelled geat in there
 glenalec: I bet it smells great in there!
 Spazstatic: I stole that comment from @Darnstadtium in the picture above this one.
 Spazstatic: DIY genetic therapy is not for the faint of heart, or hand (or head)
 lazySolver: @karmakat they are in de-nail
 Supermansbrother: Boner land ahead.
 karmakat: one of those, "I DON'T WANT TO KNOW!"
 Robespierre: Live action of Pink Floyd's "Animals" looks bleak.
 sparename: Failed cosplay for Mr Bean
Image 242030   04-11-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
817
 
 Skaalar: What anime did you escape from?
 GoGo Robotto: I am going to tell you a story of ears and mistery...
 Mad Collager: Can you throw them o'r your shoulder like a Continental soldier...
 Korrok: I am not impressed....
 a sedated moose: My, what big ears you have!
 lazySolver: I'm the king of the mountain! Or chair.. Or hole, whatever
Image 242029   04-11-18   Uploaded by    Never AFK
Score:
1040
 
 Air Biscuit: I would like to hear this weird al song.
 ignatz: @Mad Collager my pee does smell funny tho..
 Mad Collager: @ignatz You're amazing in your high-functioning.
 ignatz: I am high on the asparagus spectrum..
 Supermansbrother: No thanks.
 jazzjunkie: A lot of good username+upload combos today!
 jochenau: Rad because I went and listened to the song again because of this.
 Ulillillia: Art official cage
 dangerkeith3000: Too. Much. Pun....Brain. Exploding....
Image 242028   04-11-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
711
 
 BavidDowie: Cute couple
 Stumpwiz: Sure seems to be a family resemblance.
 ignatz: Devil on your shoulder
 Jabberwikket: Seamless face-swap
 lecj07: Goat eyes always creep me out.
Image 242027   04-11-18   Uploaded by    Skinr
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