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258162  apoxia: Peplum FTW

258203  Sadbot: I bought one when my USB port cooked itself during a software update, and now my warranty repaired phone has a longer lifespan due to less mechanical wear and tear. Don't be hatin

258178  apoxia: I was born in 1982 and this is how I have always used a cellphone. I just don't get the thumbs thing.

258186  apoxia: Do trees dislike having things nailed to them?

258189  apoxia: New Zealand ignored, yet again.

258202  bug: Opened whole bag of catnip, then got the munchies. Still too stoned to move.

258206  apoxia: I wonder how long the lid was closed.

258209  apoxia: That's a strange prosthetic.

258111  Annoying Vegan : This is wasteful.

258208  addend: Thanks. Not likely, though.

258206  Peter Pantsless: I knew computers could get viruses, but fungal infections?

258139  Annoying Vegan : He looks like the boyfriend in Difficult People

258210  Knice: Humor and airports do not mix well.

258214  Knice: I would pay to see this boi-band.

258149  Annoying Vegan : See that patch of sunlight on top of their head? Thats where I wanna kiss this snug.

258216  Knice: I refer to my ass as 'holy bread.'

258217  Knice: Maybe he could be a spy with that detachable eyeball.

258200  Knice: You know what you did, motherfucker.

258206  Knice: That username.

258162  Annoying Vegan : @Mr. Shine Nothing beats pleats!

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257969 WannaBee: The before picture #258041

257995 Passive: The pain is real

258009 Astanapan: wikiHow to run first because until you learn how to bend your knees you're getting nowhere fast.

258041 DrNinjaman: Tonight, we drink!

258111 Annoying Vegan : This is wasteful.

257947 VeeKay: Now we're going to places in my neighborhood

258044 DrNinjaman: "SPACE GHOST, COME OUT FOR YOUR WEEKLY BEATING!"

258079 Robespierre: Team building exercises suck

258089 DrNinjaman: Do the eagles have large talons?

258106 augustus: @SuedeOxford you get em



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Score:
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 dragon horn: I worked out what is making me so farty this week. The supermarket was out of skim milk so I have been putting full-cream on my cereal all week!
 Mad Collager: @fanny You think farts are funny? Your husband's a lucky guy!
 wolfpk: @jochenau Watching everyones reaction around you when you rip a load one.
 Dr Awkward: @jochenau What's that BAD part of the fart?
 watwatwat: @Mr. Butt could surely use this in his incognito situations.
 fanny: @jochenau the laughter they cause
 kazzy94: @jochenau the intestinal relief feeling afterwards
 jochenau: So...what's the good part of the fart, exactly?
 sparename: I need a suit made of this
Image 242005   04-11-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
730
 
 Magic Bullets: @Ulillillia Exactly what I was thinking :-)
 lazySolver: daddy needs moar boar
 Ulillillia: daddy would you like some sausage
Image 242004   04-11-18   Uploaded by    charmander
Score:
282
 
 Spazstatic: Burt Reynolds?
 Science: Robin Masters
 Bluetocracy: Not a very good Riddler costume. I don't think I've seen this Batman movie.
 Micro Jackson: Magnum Why
 whiplash: David hasselhoff?
 VeeKay: Sell Tommic
 Robespierre: Tom Peckinpah
 SpaceCow: If Mission Impossible movies have taught me anything, it's Tom Cruise in a mask.
 VoR: Michael knight
 Yam: Moustache Jeff
 jochenau: Who's that Pokemon?!
 barfolomew: Gosh I wonder
Image 242003   04-11-18   Uploaded by    rip odb
Score:
418
 
 DrNinjaman: I think he's shaming the foil ball. "Why can't you be more like your brother?"
 jochenau: I feel like no matter how tightly you wrap the foil, melting should significantly reduce the volume.
 Robespierre: And they say you cant put foil in the microwave
 SpaceCow: From the "How to make your own palantir" series of videos.
 barfolomew: @barfolomew which I suppose means it's a sex thing. Somehow.
 barfolomew: A certified Internet Thing.
 Mr. Whiskers: Foiled again!
Image 242002   04-11-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
526
 
 prius: Why not both sexy?
 wolfpk: Damn it! I Radded before I saw those are African rhinos. Indian rhinos are the unicorns!
 dangerkeith3000: We sexed the unicorn out of existence, and now we are tragically sexing the rhino out of existence too :(
 Robespierre: Big machine suction power. Without the cord.
 VoR: And only one horn...
 VeeKay: In a few more years none will exist anyway, so you know, moot point kinda thang.
Image 242001   04-11-18   Uploaded by    abrahamx
Score:
395
 
 dangerkeith3000: This animorph isn't very impressive
 SpaceCow: I hate when character customization sliders have only five choices for facial hair.
 Ulillillia: @WTF peperony and chease
 WTF: The last one should be a Tombstone
 Yam: Darling dont you go and cut your hair
 sparename: The iron-filings are wearing out
 Peach: This isn't even my final form.
Image 242000   04-11-18   Uploaded by    nuke em
Score:
774
 
 VoR: Taxidermy knows no limits
 Robespierre: Bedlington tarrier (NOT terrier)
 barfolomew: @Not A Bot So THIS is what a doge is! I've wondered for so long.
 a sedated moose: SO. FUZZY.
 Not A Bot: The doge can do much science
Image 241999   04-11-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
536
 
 cannabis: Thinky-dink
 Stumpwiz: maceration increase in bulk (with softening) of the stratum corneum; caused by prolonged exposure to sweat or induced by topical application of hydrolysing or caustic chemicals, in treatment of verrucae or corn
 Cyka: What a mind-fuck!
 ignatz: Two in the pink, one in the think
 DrNinjaman: Should really get checked for a hernia.
 Darmstadtium: Somebody needs to see a doctor
 Mad Collager: @Yurishiro Ouch! It looks like he shaved a little too much. Oh well, now he can hit those high notes better.
 dangerkeith3000: I see brain.
 Bluetocracy: I think those labia are infected.
 BavidDowie: Cereball'em
 Christina: There's where is locate the second brain.
 Mr. Shine: Durr hurr hurr
 a sedated moose: I need an adult.
 sparename: I hope his heart's in the right place
 Wolfy21: I know you meant brain in place of male genitals but that can really be mistaken for a shaved scrotum.
Image 241998   04-11-18   Uploaded by    discodisco
Score:
182
 
 bug: It's just a recaptcha. Just type it in.
 Robespierre: Looking at too many images from a certain website on your phone.
 a sedated moose: When Ol' Musky invent boneless car!
Image 241997   04-11-18   Uploaded by    Fuzzpot
Score:
920
 
 robocop: The Vindaloonians are back!
 lazySolver: nice jawline
 DrNinjaman: Fish are friends, not food.
 Mad Collager: This is the dorkiest shark I've ever seen.
 wolfpk: Legend has it, if you try to turn this image upside down on a phone with auto-rotate, you will smash your phone!
 dangerkeith3000: We're gonna need a bigger rad-vote.
 Not A Bot: Cut that out right now. I'm not having a bit of it.
 Side Boob: *jaws music intensifies*
 Off Topic: Legend says if you turn this photo upside down you see a chin.
 PenguinBartender: Reference: #241970
 Robespierre: Yerp - quite beluga-esque
Image 241996   04-11-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
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