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268721  WTF: I'm I to that age where I have to tell the children 'Don't make fun' about the way we used to live?

268554  Unicorn: Me too @Nope

268730  WTF: Change my mind.

268738  WTF: ...followed by cramming the entire donut in your mouth before anyone can answer.

268738  barfolomew: Looks like someone's hungry hungry

268733  Christina: Beauty of Japan.

268717  Bohab: Teamwork.jpg

268039  Mr Bleak: Gonna make wanking / hand jobs umm ... interesting. Anyone got her address?

268041  Mr Bleak: @Felicity They could do the current incumbent with a hamster and a random tweet generator.

268050  Mr Bleak: Fuck! I remember reading that issue at work ...

268053  Mr Bleak: I preferred the "before" picture

268707  Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268733  Not A Bot: Someone is explaining to this cat why they're voting for Trump.

268744  ignatz: Those holds are known as 'jugs'

268733  Felicity: Dasha Nekrasova

268740  ignatz: Ma also contain traces of dads

268727  Amy Housewine: That doctor looks like a man without conviction.

268692  Amy Housewine: The Electric Spanking Of War Babies.

268696  ignell: Just need a laundry basket to sit in.

268730  SunWukong: What time is the ass kicking?

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

268610 Felicity: @WannaBee hug

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad

268710 tib gubb: better to die than to let the cops know what drugs you've been using

268687 addend: (Sits down & celebrates.)



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 6. VeeKay: 1769 points
 7. Shay: 1606 points
 8. CompletelyJoking: 1566 points
 9. Zaxxoff: 1557 points
10. dangerkeith3000: 1543 points
11. wordjones: 1506 points
12. frenk: 1499 points
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15. poetrysucks: 1352 points
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Score:
353
 
 dragon horn: I worked out what is making me so farty this week. The supermarket was out of skim milk so I have been putting full-cream on my cereal all week!
 Mad Collager: @fanny You think farts are funny? Your husband's a lucky guy!
 wolfpk: @jochenau Watching everyones reaction around you when you rip a load one.
 Dr Awkward: @jochenau What's that BAD part of the fart?
 watwatwat: @Mr. Butt could surely use this in his incognito situations.
 fanny: @jochenau the laughter they cause
 kazzy94: @jochenau the intestinal relief feeling afterwards
 jochenau: So...what's the good part of the fart, exactly?
 sparename: I need a suit made of this
Image 242005   04-11-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
730
 
 Magic Bullets: @Ulillillia Exactly what I was thinking :-)
 lazySolver: daddy needs moar boar
 Ulillillia: daddy would you like some sausage
Image 242004   04-11-18   Uploaded by    charmander
Score:
282
 
 Spazstatic: Burt Reynolds?
 Science: Robin Masters
 Bluetocracy: Not a very good Riddler costume. I don't think I've seen this Batman movie.
 Micro Jackson: Magnum Why
 whiplash: David hasselhoff?
 VeeKay: Sell Tommic
 Robespierre: Tom Peckinpah
 SpaceCow: If Mission Impossible movies have taught me anything, it's Tom Cruise in a mask.
 VoR: Michael knight
 Yam: Moustache Jeff
 jochenau: Who's that Pokemon?!
 barfolomew: Gosh I wonder
Image 242003   04-11-18   Uploaded by    rip odb
Score:
418
 
 DrNinjaman: I think he's shaming the foil ball. "Why can't you be more like your brother?"
 jochenau: I feel like no matter how tightly you wrap the foil, melting should significantly reduce the volume.
 Robespierre: And they say you cant put foil in the microwave
 SpaceCow: From the "How to make your own palantir" series of videos.
 barfolomew: @barfolomew which I suppose means it's a sex thing. Somehow.
 barfolomew: A certified Internet Thing.
 Mr. Whiskers: Foiled again!
Image 242002   04-11-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
526
 
 prius: Why not both sexy?
 wolfpk: Damn it! I Radded before I saw those are African rhinos. Indian rhinos are the unicorns!
 dangerkeith3000: We sexed the unicorn out of existence, and now we are tragically sexing the rhino out of existence too :(
 Robespierre: Big machine suction power. Without the cord.
 VoR: And only one horn...
 VeeKay: In a few more years none will exist anyway, so you know, moot point kinda thang.
Image 242001   04-11-18   Uploaded by    abrahamx
Score:
395
 
 dangerkeith3000: This animorph isn't very impressive
 SpaceCow: I hate when character customization sliders have only five choices for facial hair.
 Ulillillia: @WTF peperony and chease
 WTF: The last one should be a Tombstone
 Yam: Darling dont you go and cut your hair
 sparename: The iron-filings are wearing out
 Peach: This isn't even my final form.
Image 242000   04-11-18   Uploaded by    nuke em
Score:
774
 
 VoR: Taxidermy knows no limits
 Robespierre: Bedlington tarrier (NOT terrier)
 barfolomew: @Not A Bot So THIS is what a doge is! I've wondered for so long.
 a sedated moose: SO. FUZZY.
 Not A Bot: The doge can do much science
Image 241999   04-11-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
536
 
 cannabis: Thinky-dink
 Stumpwiz: maceration increase in bulk (with softening) of the stratum corneum; caused by prolonged exposure to sweat or induced by topical application of hydrolysing or caustic chemicals, in treatment of verrucae or corn
 Cyka: What a mind-fuck!
 champeen: Two in the pink, one in the think
 DrNinjaman: Should really get checked for a hernia.
 Darmstadtium: Somebody needs to see a doctor
 Mad Collager: @Yurishiro Ouch! It looks like he shaved a little too much. Oh well, now he can hit those high notes better.
 dangerkeith3000: I see brain.
 Bluetocracy: I think those labia are infected.
 BavidDowie: Cereball'em
 Christina: There's where is locate the second brain.
 Mr. Shine: Durr hurr hurr
 a sedated moose: I need an adult.
 sparename: I hope his heart's in the right place
 Wolfy21: I know you meant brain in place of male genitals but that can really be mistaken for a shaved scrotum.
Image 241998   04-11-18   Uploaded by    discodisco
Score:
182
 
 bug: It's just a recaptcha. Just type it in.
 Robespierre: Looking at too many images from a certain website on your phone.
 a sedated moose: When Ol' Musky invent boneless car!
Image 241997   04-11-18   Uploaded by    Fuzzpot
Score:
920
 
 robocop: The Vindaloonians are back!
 lazySolver: nice jawline
 DrNinjaman: Fish are friends, not food.
 Mad Collager: This is the dorkiest shark I've ever seen.
 wolfpk: Legend has it, if you try to turn this image upside down on a phone with auto-rotate, you will smash your phone!
 dangerkeith3000: We're gonna need a bigger rad-vote.
 Not A Bot: Cut that out right now. I'm not having a bit of it.
 Side Boob: *jaws music intensifies*
 Off Topic: Legend says if you turn this photo upside down you see a chin.
 PenguinBartender: Reference: #241970
 Robespierre: Yerp - quite beluga-esque
Image 241996   04-11-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
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