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262493  dangerkeith3000: I laughed super hard at this.

262494  dangerkeith3000: Fat or skinny...she gets laid a lot. You can tell by the JBF hair.

262496  dangerkeith3000: She can google me any time.

262497  dangerkeith3000: No one saw. You are cool bro.

262498  dangerkeith3000: Live. Laugh. Love.

262500  dangerkeith3000: Mike Ehrmentraut?

262459  Mr. Shine: Hay, gurl . . . . .

262502  dangerkeith3000: crazy fingers

262488  FabricMan: Wasn't this a Far Side gag?

262469  Mr. Shine: Bash 'em in with a bat.

262480  Mr. Shine: *whoosh*

262493  FabricMan: @Fleld Cremumple EVERYONE on AG is anonymous now! Anarchy!

262498  FabricMan: Tomate confites aux douze saveurs

262500  Mr. Shine: Are you threatening me?!

262494  Coolguy: Sleepee?

262501  Mr. Shine: I mean, maybe?

262509  sparename: You misunderstood "Beach Buggy", didn't you?

262496  Mr. Whiskers: Prehistoric may be a bit strong given the photographic evidence of movable type

262511  Peter Pantsless: You're one adorable motherfucker

262489  Zarathustra: @Rarbo Rempuble I only liked this comment because I read it to the end.

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262338 KyleisBobDole: Come to Aggro Gator in the past few hours for a name breaking.

262440 Christina: @Rart Flumomple Those are not for ladies.

262230 Side Boob: @Mr. Shine Post a pic of her from the yearbook :P

262298 Robespierre: Dude ... somebody's bored, bored, BORED here in the dog days of Summer, that's for sure!

262377 Side Boob: @Luft Cremombies I never said it wasn't necessary, now did I?

262430 Felicity: A Horny Breakout of E.T.

262342 charlemagne: I no longer wish to be known by my slave name

262235 dangerkeith3000: @Shay lolol

262425 Stumpwiz: One of those extremely rare left-handed flutes.

262343 Science: *blows repeatedly on lava*

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 Vold Morpomple: Looks more like a beluga to me - a beluga with a Condition
 Flilm Plemupert: John Legend is a great singer I don't know why he would say things like this.
 Frarbo Morpupert: All I see is stage 2 squamous cell carcinoma.
Image 241970   04-11-18   Uploaded by    Biwn Flupert
 Vilm Flumupert: @lazySolver You may be right. Before asking here, I tried looking it up, but my Google Fu is not good enough
 Vongo Drumungo: @Felicity no
 Fluft Flumomple: Does anyone remember a Heinlein short story with an obese (room-sized) governor awaiting an organ transplant, the cynical young doctor who has to bring it to him, the traps he has to face along the way, his old companion who can summon all his life-force at once and become young temporarily, the governors cyborg guards, and a wedding gown as a disguise?
 Lempo Plumbies: Radded because he probably doesn't know whether to be offended or pleased.
 Jongo Plemopert: To be fair-To be completely fair... my governor is a meatball hoagie.
 Lilm Plungus: Radded for accuracy
Image 241969   04-11-18   Uploaded by    Lorm Groble
 Raft Morpomple: @Side Boob Don't make promises you can't keep.
 Fluld Plemupert: Don't worry, kitty. We won't let the Governor eat you.
Image 241968   04-11-18   Uploaded by    Rorbo Grunombies
 Rarb Plemongus: I hate canalised rivers.
 Diwn Drumomple: I once saw a van DOWN BY THE RIVER!!!!!!!!
 Mild Grumbies: Someone's commute just got a little longer.
 Birb Flumongus: A milder plunge than most
Image 241967   04-11-18   Uploaded by    Rawn Flumupert
 Trungo Brupert: The symbol of love.
 Trungo Albumple: "Please Leave By 9"
 Frongo Fluble: "Ugh, it's THAT couple."
 Pomp Rempupert: Move cats there are 2 snakes dueling behind you!
Image 241966   04-11-18   Uploaded by    Frong Rempungo
 Criple Grunungus: Hell yes! I would never skip class!
 Milm Grunuble: Auditing
 Frirbo Pluble: Seekrit doggo!
 Duple Cremumple: @sparename That is called lego and if you would shit more frequently we could build something cool.
 Dewn Dampopert: I only shat a small brick
Image 241965   04-11-18   Uploaded by    Mild Drumungo
 Berbo Flumungus: Do you even bathe, hooman?
 Jong Horpomple: "Splish splash I was takin' a bath..."
 Hirm Grunongus: Yay! Summer fun!
 Treng Rempombies: Jaunty AF.
Image 241964   04-11-18   Uploaded by    Trampo Grunupert
 Hoft Flumumbies: She just woke up but she still tired, is that the telephone ringing?
 Flold Grunoble: Jihn Lemin
 Dompo Flongo: Hepcat daddio
 Thimp Pluble: Also jaunty, somewhat dapper.
 Girt Plungus: #boredfashion
Image 241963   04-11-18   Uploaded by    Dople Plupert
 Deft Dampombies: Autobad for poetry
 Tramp Plemumbies: @Butcherboy The limerick writers on Twitter Can be justifiably bitter The limited length Is weakness, not strength And throws our last lines down the sh -Lord Pinky
 Traple Grunumple: Haiku? Japanese poems, are so very short they can, not get the point a- @Teechur
 Ving Brombies: You're a giant, faceless corporation / this attempt to seem like a group of real, regular people / is merely a marketing ploy / just like conspicuous corporate support / of popular political causes
 Berb Brombies: This haiku is bad / The syllables don't add up / Sprite
Image 241962   04-11-18   Uploaded by    Fruple Brongo
 Jeft Horpopert: dropped his slave in the drinks section
 Jurt Grunopert: Is this the cover of a Mogwai album?
Image 241961   04-11-18   Uploaded by    Mift Drumungus
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