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272956  Paint Chips: I JUST HAD SE-EX!!

272932  SurfNTurf: Gaia Theory, you say?

272933  Science: Clockwork Doggo

272942  mrdiron: "Based on a tweet" is unfortunately something you hear a lot of these days

272549  Mr Bleak: @Air Biscuit Beauty of North Korea.

272930  topcity: That T-Rex isn't to scale

272943  Side Boob: They are just kidding. Cats already control the world.

272873  Side Boob: What? No dinner or flowers?

272869  Urn BooUrn: Instructions unclear, grease burns on dick.

272896  Side Boob: Nothing escapes babushka network.

272952  Niels Bohr: What's she going to do when she realizes she's 3 times smarter than the rest of her family.

272902  Side Boob: I think this is from "Disenchantment" on Netflix. I enjoyed it!

272895  Urn BooUrn: It's recursive, The is a tiny man inside him cosplaying as the convention center. And so on.

272910  Urn BooUrn: Mommmmmmm. Your embarrassing me.

272907  Side Boob: Talk to your puppy about Hitler.

272913  Side Boob: Want to play with both of them!

272923  Side Boob: Raxacoricofallapatorius called...Did you fart?

272931  Side Boob: Sorry about your tuberculosis :(

272933  Side Boob: *Borkfs mechanically*

272934  Not A Bot: too much time on thier hands (or is that too many hands on their time......)

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272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272683 White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.

272892 UltraBeverly: @grizzly its $2.09/hr for waiters in Ohio, but $10.50 (min wage) in Los Angeles. Very confusing.

272663 Science: According to Stormfront, poor doggo is allergic to his house and humans. He got some shots and is on the mend. I can commiserate, since one of my dogs is allergic to something too.

272681 Passive: "So, how would you describe the intersex experience?"

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.



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Side Boob uploaded 272795 (829 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 272438 (826 points)
Mr. Lizard uploaded 272627 (798 points)
SS Keith uploaded 272458 (791 points)
brutal uploaded 272789 (773 points)
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10. Snow Plow: 1717 points
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 Warrax: How many moose had to dye for that hair?
 raditzu: @antipatterns still, some pills should be taken i think. Or a therapy.
 Borkf: The Goth Brotherhood will never die
 Ulillillia: Cure 'n Play
Image 241917   04-10-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
576
 
 Suburbanmom: This is giving me a seizure..
 duckybox: Calling BS cos no front door has external handle. Yes I am a pedant.
 Robespierre: There Will Always Be An England
 Not A Bot: Trying to be confident?? Baring your midriff is trying? Ps I'd party with that guy, not skinny girl.
 bug: Honey, the door's been drinking again.
 Butcherboy: *vomits and falls off steps
 Mr. Shine: Architectural design is my passion.
Image 241916   04-10-18   Uploaded by    Soaps Pierre
Score:
645
 
 lazySolver: Damn lazy workers, gonna hire myself some ants
 lazySolver: @Ulillillia when are you showing up to work?
 Whatever: This explains why Windows security resembles Swiss cheese on a shooting range
 lazySolver: @Ulillillia thats my fetish
 Ulillillia: Hire me please I'm just the employee for you
 Skinr: This worked out great for Microsoft; just look at Windows ME, Vista, and 8!
 lazySolver: hate the small talk with the barber
 Hyphae: Pairs nicely with: "If you do the job badly enough you don't get asked to do it again" -calvin and hobbes
 lazySolver: i cut my own hair, but i suck at it
 Nope: @Mr. Whiskers The wife laughed at that one heartily... congrats
 Mr. Whiskers: That explains your choice of hairdresser
Image 241915   04-10-18   Uploaded by    lazySolver
Score:
757
 
 Whatever: Trying to decide if hair remover would help here
 Skinr: "It rubs the lotion on its fur, or else a hosing will recur."
 Niels Bohr: I'm pretty sure that beam is wood.
Image 241914   04-10-18   Uploaded by    PlzPlzMe
Score:
457
 
 a sedated moose: Gary Spivey's dog.
 romangreek: SpaceBalls: The Doggo.
 Robespierre: POOFY POOFER
 Scoo: Keep firing, assholes!
 Shay: Reincarnation sucked for Bob Ross.
Image 241913   04-10-18   Uploaded by    Malkchic
Score:
527
 
 Teechur: @Mad Collager The extent of my digital artistry begins and ends with MSPaint.
 Urn BooUrn: The old got your face gag. Classic bit of uncle humor.
 9mm: Face-palm
 Mad Collager: @Teechur You get a hand for that one. Are you into digital art?
 Teechur: Play hockey much? Looks like a face-off.
Image 241912   04-10-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
704
 
 Mr Bleak: @well duh If my cat is anything to go by, he needs ten or more times as much litter as is necessary to poop in. The remainder is for scattering around the whole house in a futile attempt to bury the foul smelling lumps.
 well duh: Just how much poopies do you think I produce in one day, hoomin?
 Nope: Would still pet
Image 241911   04-10-18   Uploaded by    phailsauce
Score:
467
 
 when so: I know someone with a cat named Crumpet
 Korrok: Korrok approves.
Image 241910   04-10-18   Uploaded by    original og
Score:
272
 
 Shay: I regret going to Chernobyl for vacation last Summer.
Image 241909   04-10-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
497
 
 wolfpk: We at least know the dog is not a vampire.
Image 241908   04-10-18   Uploaded by    TheFrogMan
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