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258402  Amy Housewine: I resent that: I might be a witless bum magician but I'm not 'just' a witless bum magician.

258606  Amy Housewine: Dedicated to the memory of our dear departed imgur sales rep.

258609  Amy Housewine: I like big borkfs and I cannot lie.

258589  Amy Housewine: It's the Fuu-Fuu Frain!

258593  Amy Housewine: Don't tell me what to do.

258591  Mr. Shine: This is the guy from your old math book!

258586  Joseph: @kazzy94 I'll pray for you ironically.

258597  Mr. Shine: "Moooooooom!!!"

258546  Mr. Butt: @Passive Fucking racist.

258601  Not A Bot: Oh most Glittering Highness, I can only grovel and slobber at your feet. What is your command O Violent, Beautiful Majesty?

258568  VoR: Super glue

258568  VoR: Super that works for up to 9 lives

258590  Hokie333: From what I can find, this is a golf game that lets you customize your player character's outfit. So there's probably a Che Guevara shirt or something in there (and a U.S. flag bikini for, y'know, balance).

258591  fanny: that's a lot of croissants

258590  hajjpodge: @Sadbot JFC. I don't know how I forgot about that but goddamn.

257011  Mr Bleak: @fanny @Annoying Vegan Currently pixelated, and given the colour and general shape I' not putting on my "you looked at" list!

258598  VoR: Taste the rainbow in its purest form...

258403  smusher: Beauty of North Dakota

257018  Mr Bleak: Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother; You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive; Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin'; And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive; Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive; Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive

258596  sporky: Lord, what year is this from?

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas

258329 Felicity: The part of the Bob's Burgers episode where Bob pretends things are talking to him and he does their voices

258520 Felicity: Maybe point it away from the trees

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258383 Ironass: This genetic splicing has got to stop! Now they've crossed a woman with an owl!

258402 Uncle Phil: Nerdy Jizz Tyrant

258368 Felicity: I'm thinking eighties drug lord glass bricks, chrome coffee tables, black leather couches, ferns

258337 Felicity: I happen to like nice men

258441 addend: (Finishes. Hibernates.)

258297 isosceleswaffle: Gradually becomes a disaster.



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 9. god666: 1636 points
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15. Baby Jesus: 1422 points
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 Teechur: @Mad Collager The extent of my digital artistry begins and ends with MSPaint.
 Urn BooUrn: The old got your face gag. Classic bit of uncle humor.
 ignatz: Face-palm
 Mad Collager: @Teechur You get a hand for that one. Are you into digital art?
 Teechur: Play hockey much? Looks like a face-off.
Image 241912   04-10-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
704
 
 Mr Bleak: @well duh If my cat is anything to go by, he needs ten or more times as much litter as is necessary to poop in. The remainder is for scattering around the whole house in a futile attempt to bury the foul smelling lumps.
 well duh: Just how much poopies do you think I produce in one day, hoomin?
 Nope: Would still pet
Image 241911   04-10-18   Uploaded by    phailsauce
Score:
467
 
 when so: I know someone with a cat named Crumpet
 Korrok: Korrok approves.
Image 241910   04-10-18   Uploaded by    original og
Score:
272
 
 Shay: I regret going to Chernobyl for vacation last Summer.
Image 241909   04-10-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
497
 
 wolfpk: We at least know the dog is not a vampire.
Image 241908   04-10-18   Uploaded by    TheFrogMan
Score:
289
 
 Demon Universe: But I was already there.
 dorian: @Mad Collager Surely must've been one of you crazy purples?
 augustus: Australia wants to kill you.
 Robespierre: Chichen Itza?
 Mad Collager: Is this one of those Aggro-gator posts I've heard so much about?
 Scoo: I want to go to Risa. My in-laws are from there.
 Teechur: I want to go to Riga. My in-laws are from there.
 Donut: Stop telling me to go somewhere.
 Ulillillia: That's hot.
 Stumpwiz: I'm in Baltimore, so not relevant.
Image 241907   04-10-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
511
 
 raditzu: "Flip a coin. If heads, Professor Crumpet will also sit on the opponent." PETA should intervene, there are some limits to animal cruelty!
 Scoo: No, Kitty, it's *MY* pot pie!!
 well duh: Eh, he's just big boned.
Image 241906   04-10-18   Uploaded by    miller
Score:
15
 
 Mr. Shine: @Donut He's already sitting on one.
 Donut: Does it come with a ball washer?
Image 241905   04-10-18   Uploaded by    lazySolver
Score:
557
 
 Science: Eat my lasagna, Joncow!
 Robespierre: Anything is possible on a t-shirt
 Dr Awkward: So THAT'S why the Simpsons characters' ears are essentially absent now.
 Shay: What if Bart Simpson was voiced by Lorenzo Music?
 Christina: This animorphus is weird.
 Scoo: Catabunga, Dude!
 cj22: Both properties went the same way, I hear.
Image 241904   04-10-18   Uploaded by    inthrees
Score:
165
 
 Science: Apparently, this is part of a "patriotic" tattoo fad that is sweeping Russia. Also, the helicopters are Sikorsky CH-53E Super Stallions and not Hinds. Oops.
 Zukero: @Whatever Putin's face will age exactly like the real one. That's how awesome this tattoo is.
 a sedated moose: @glenalec yeah, subject matter aside, that really is a kinda extraordinary tattoo.
 Whatever: Wonder what this will look like when the guy is old and flabby
 Robespierre: Tragic
 Scoo: Putin on the zits
 TurkeyVulture: No ragrets.
 humanfog: I've seen enough seriously botched portrait-tattoos on this site to appreciate the skill of this tattooist!
Image 241903   04-10-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
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