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268247  Theta Zero: @Knice Not just black bars. Black bars, then a caption, then a white boarder, then a black box highlighting the text that's plainly visible in a blurry, unfocused photo. It's layers of incompetence, and I can't help but struggle to fathom the lengths this joke had to go through to be told.

268250  NoOneImportant: I thought it was just that he brought in his dog as in his friend. Took me a whole two seconds to realize his name was Snoop Dogg.

268226  Incubi: What's he saying?

268229  Incubi: @Dr Awkward no chance, that fire extinguisher is totally photoshopped

268243  Incubi: Boogie Nights: The Return of Dirk Diglett

268200  KyleisBobDole: I still would pay money for a "My opinion is unwanted." bumper sticker.

268123  smusher: Grab yourself a Crusch

268251  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

268250  kate shutupton: I thought it was just that he brought in his dog as in his friend. Took me a whole two seconds to realize his name was Snoop Dogg.

268241  Sadbot: It's rabbit turds, bro

267420  Mr Bleak: Carfetti - the trucks are marking their territory.

268238  Dr Awkward: Your monkey looks sick

268229  Dr Awkward: Is this a real picture?!

268156  2Berries: Looks like you can swap heads

268243  a robot: No wait, it's "more like Sudo-WOOD-o, amirite!"

268243  a robot: Stupid sexy Diglett!

268236  a robot: Remove Vaseline from camera lens before taking photo please

268194  2Berries: If he don't, who will?

268203  2Berries: Just tried it with milk foe the first time #lifechanging

268242  Knice: Big doubt.

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267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

268110 apoxia: This is someone's fetish. Maybe Earnie's.

268103 E. HONDA: username/upload...?

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.



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amputator uploaded 267936 (787 points)
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10. withak: 1624 points
11. Gomi Day: 1570 points
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14. midgetcastle: 1494 points
15. Bacon Train: 1482 points
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Score:
705
 
 brian greene: why nuffink to push off hooman?
 lionstrong: I am fairly certain he just knocked that painting down.
 Not A Bot: There's a good doge
 Side Boob: Kitten!
 lazySolver: Feels back having to go work now but hey, gotta get those coins
Image 241888   04-10-18   Uploaded by    Bitcoin Burglar
Score:
929
 
 Malkchic: This dog is a national treasure and must be protected at all costs
 Spazstatic: @raditzu guys can love too!
 raditzu: @Spazstatic so she's a bitch?
 Spazstatic: Puppy love
Image 241887   04-10-18   Uploaded by    robford
Score:
366
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: Speedos in the wash.
 Nope: @Ulillillia I said THE boob
 Starky15: Well Ive got some swimmers lined up now.
 Ulillillia: @Nope Hi boob
 Shay: Look at me I'm drowning....I SAID I'M DROWNING
 Telkwa: Life in the fast lane.
 Nope: Im the boob
Image 241886   04-10-18   Uploaded by    hot hot dog
Score:
618
 
 dirtstick: Fleeing the land-sharks.
 Suburbanmom: I am soooo confused...
 SCheeseman: The gods know what you've done
 Not A Bot: I am all in favour of goat masks becoming the new horse masks.
 Mad Collager: Paverse, poetic fish for scale.
 Dreforian: Damnit he got out again!
 Robespierre: I've been told that tilapia can survive under almost any environmental conditions, but...
Image 241885   04-10-18   Uploaded by    Crim Tender
Score:
397
 
 E. HONDA: I'll have a ham & coke
 WTF: ...and Skittlebrau was born.
 Robespierre: I got 86'd from a bar once for calling the manager "Louie" (from "Taxi"). Hey, it wasn't MY fault that he was a stone DeVito Doppelganger.
 Skinr: "I had drinkified a snack, yes - but I had also snackified a drink. The result was a localized snackularity. And I was the very eye of the storm."
Image 241884   04-10-18   Uploaded by    Jorp Lulter
Score:
491
 
 lecj07: @glenalec I've only done a bit of it and my eyes are hurting at the thought.
 Not A Bot: How ironic: she's the one who's packing...
 E. HONDA: this person may be entitled to compensation
 WTF: @glenalec The "no dust" popcorn removal seems like a scam. Is it actually no dust?
 lazySolver: Get that lungs!
 Uncle Larry: I do enough ceiling work to be badly cringing at the lack of goggles here!
Image 241883   04-10-18   Uploaded by    Surprising
Score:
314
 
 Spazstatic: @sparename so that's why I enjoy going to the bathroom so much.
 Ulillillia: I remember being a teenager
 lazySolver: Go fast to go more times in the hour
 Shay: Get a load of this...
 sparename: More than three shakes is a wank
 Bacon Train: Only 4 pumps? Even thinking about baseball won't fix that. Try thinking of cricket!
Image 241882   04-10-18   Uploaded by    bobby
Score:
338
 
 Donut: "...and your mommy? She's a TOASTER! MWAHAHAHAHA! Suck on THAT, evangelicals!"
 E. HONDA: one generation, that's quite efficient
 tib gubb: oo look at the precious little snowflakes who know who their daddy is
 lazySolver: Dammed form submit without click checking
 lazySolver: @ThoughtlessGentleman we don't need no education, just information
 lazySolver: @ThoughtlessGentleman we don't need no education, just information
 ThoughtlessGentleman: damned ol satan be tuh edjurcatin agin?! i be gott damned if i gut me edjurcated.
 Robespierre: @lazySolver Hm.
 barfolomew: Jack Chick: inspiring outsider artists from beyond the grave.
 lazySolver: @Robespierre prbbly bcause you are a fat bstrd, in spirit i mean
 Robespierre: @lazySolver @glenalec @jazzjunkie Suitabler response: If I ate lunch only an hour ago, why am I hungry already?
 lazySolver: @Ulillillia it's so hard to know when to be a wise or a fool
 Ulillillia: @jazzjunkie Some just prefer being monkeys
 lazySolver: if rich came from poor, why there still poor?
 avemaria: @jazzjunkie - Suitable response: If people were created by god(s) why is there still god(s).
 jazzjunkie: If people evolved from monkeys, why is there still monkeys?
Image 241881   04-10-18   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
708
 
 jayjay: True story
 lazySolver: miss my mitter :/
Image 241880   04-10-18   Uploaded by    virtualman
Score:
397
 
 Stumpwiz: [Citation needed.]
 Psymon: @Butcherboy Yes, but pie variance is another story.
 Butcherboy: But can it smell pie median or pie mean or pie range?
 Shay: pie can al la mode from 38 lizards away
 lazySolver: @PenguinBartender you have a lizard? That's rad
 PenguinBartender: Mine loves oranges. Never tried pie...
 betamax: Who can't?
Image 241879   04-10-18   Uploaded by    Sandor
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