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258448  ignatz: Da-dum. Da-dum. Dumdumdumdum etc

258320  BavidDowie: Leaf me alone

257342  Mr Bleak: @Joseph You can't say that, it's like telling children "Santa is your dad in a fake beard".

258333  BavidDowie: This is too much

258336  BavidDowie: @clayjar yes, then yes

258337  BavidDowie: Solo! Solo!

258341  BavidDowie: Still a better love story than Twilight.

258436  mwoody: I can't tell; is your dog Extra Crispy or Original?

258367  BavidDowie: Who spilled the gasket basket?

258387  BavidDowie: @Knice No, it's snot.

258387  BavidDowie: Just high-quality licks

258398  BavidDowie: Muh boy Pumps always getting in trouble

258431  BavidDowie: What a pile Acrop

258398  Mad Collager: You are also responsible for heeling yourself.

258433  hajjpodge: @AlexDeLarge That's a trend that never went away.

258404  Mad Collager: Shoulda been an Alfa Romeo.

258433  Otterman: Heh heh. Nukular. George W was such a brilliant man.

258433  Otterman: Silly, we had the looming threat of nukular war in the 80s, too.

258433  AlexDeLarge: Don't forget casual racism

258405  Mad Collager: I bet in the future we'll have flying cars and teleportation!

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258178 Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258337 BavidDowie: Solo! Solo!

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258143 E. HONDA: there's a lot to unpack here

258270 berlin: me too

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?

258272 Felicity: Excellent

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258378 Robespierre: @Spazstatic The average American's concept of "freedom" and "liberty" is becoming more divorced from reality by the day now. Thanks, Internet. BTW, the ferry's running late here.



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Score:
338
 
 Donut: "...and your mommy? She's a TOASTER! MWAHAHAHAHA! Suck on THAT, evangelicals!"
 E. HONDA: one generation, that's quite efficient
 tib gubb: oo look at the precious little snowflakes who know who their daddy is
 lazySolver: Dammed form submit without click checking
 lazySolver: @ThoughtlessGentleman we don't need no education, just information
 lazySolver: @ThoughtlessGentleman we don't need no education, just information
 ThoughtlessGentleman: damned ol satan be tuh edjurcatin agin?! i be gott damned if i gut me edjurcated.
 Robespierre: @lazySolver Hm.
 barfolomew: Jack Chick: inspiring outsider artists from beyond the grave.
 lazySolver: @Robespierre prbbly bcause you are a fat bstrd, in spirit i mean
 Robespierre: @lazySolver @glenalec @jazzjunkie Suitabler response: If I ate lunch only an hour ago, why am I hungry already?
 lazySolver: @Ulillillia it's so hard to know when to be a wise or a fool
 Ulillillia: @jazzjunkie Some just prefer being monkeys
 lazySolver: if rich came from poor, why there still poor?
 avemaria: @jazzjunkie - Suitable response: If people were created by god(s) why is there still god(s).
 jazzjunkie: If people evolved from monkeys, why is there still monkeys?
Image 241881   04-10-18   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
708
 
 jayjay: True story
 lazySolver: miss my mitter :/
Image 241880   04-10-18   Uploaded by    virtualman
Score:
397
 
 Stumpwiz: [Citation needed.]
 Psymon: @Butcherboy Yes, but pie variance is another story.
 Butcherboy: But can it smell pie median or pie mean or pie range?
 Shay: pie can al la mode from 38 lizards away
 lazySolver: @PenguinBartender you have a lizard? That's rad
 PenguinBartender: Mine loves oranges. Never tried pie...
 betamax: Who can't?
Image 241879   04-10-18   Uploaded by    Sandor
Score:
568
 
 icloud: @Hokie333 YouTube video lnDQZZykzms
 tib gubb: the office parties have taken a decided downward turn, lately
 Hokie333: I have "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" in the CD player and I'm not afraid to use it!
 charlemagne: happy eighth birthday
 wolfpk: Does not specify time zone
 Robespierre: I've got a better idea - howsabout I leave now?
 lazySolver: @glenalec ain't that a kick in the head?
 Cheesecake: @lazySolver - and it isn't even your party!
 lazySolver: I don't need i sign, i just annoys the livin crap out everyone present until they leave
 sparename: am or pm?
 eurotrash: Party starts at 8:45
Image 241878   04-10-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
693
 
 WTF: @a sedated moose Like a reverse pound.
 Skinr: @a sedated moose That's the advantage of koalas.
 karmakat: my little sunshine, my little star in the sky, sleep well, dreams of a good life, I will always be by your side...
 a sedated moose: I need a service that rents out adorable baby animals and then picks them up when the stop being babies and exchanges them for new baby animals.
Image 241877   04-10-18   Uploaded by    balloon
Score:
157
 
 Mad Collager: @Urn BooUrn If he did, the text would read, "I KNOW... I KNOW... Step out of the vehicle and spread 'em!"
 Dr. Bathroom: Comic Sans on a Beemer. Might as well be a Cavalier.
 Robespierre: The more expensive the motor, the worse the driver
 Urn BooUrn: I'm going to assume a minority owns that BMW.
 lazySolver: Make your officer smile and get away with just a warning ;)
Image 241876   04-10-18   Uploaded by    Larry Xmas
Score:
789
 
 karmakat: who gave an alcohol carrot to that POOR bunny?
 lazySolver: you're mine now n's not turnin' back
Image 241875   04-10-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
606
 
 BavidDowie: Waiter, I believe this bint is moistened.
 WannaBee: I have the power!
 TurkeyVulture: @E. HONDA and the guy what catches it gets ta be president.
 E. HONDA: US version: a porn star tosses a gun out of Lake Michigan
 tib gubb: the 80's really was a great time for cinema
 Mad Collager: @dobbiesdoogs Well, to some, it sword-of is.
 karmakat: yeah yeah...lady of the lake. har har...
 silver: @lazySolver - because the only skill 94% of the population has is patting themselves on the back for the achievements of the other 6%?
 lazySolver: when we are so close of ethernet
 lazySolver: Fuck we will, or we will perish
 ThoughtlessGentleman: @lazySolver and so its natural. calm down.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: @lazySolver agreed people are dumb and no we wont ever stop killing because despite how much we all think we're not animals who fight for resources, territory, to establish dominance, for the fuck of it etc.... we are.
 lazySolver: people are dumb and only stop killing themselves when they are at constant gun point
 dobbiesdoogs: this is no basis for a system of government
Image 241874   04-10-18   Uploaded by    tess
Score:
474
 
 Mr Bleak: Why getting drunk on a stag night is a bad idea...
 lazySolver: @Science true
 Science: I've made a huge mistake...
 Malkchic: Why...
 Mad Collager: Okay, got it!
 Psymon: Good luck getting down
 WTF: Seems like a lot of trouble just to change a light bulb.
 lazySolver: @a robot Can be yours for a modest price. Tell me, would ou care for a upgrade?
 a robot: This is probably someone's fetish
 tib gubb: and here i thought my weekend was rough
 karmakat: he is stuck for...a 'few' years then. or people should get a ladder and a big cushion on the bottom for the 'reception'.
 Mr. Shine: "My nose itches!"
 lazySolver: @Dr Awkward dance
 Dr Awkward: "ok, I'm on my giraffe stilts. now what?"
Image 241873   04-10-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
543
 
 karmakat: hey, am here...PET ME NOW!
Image 241872   04-10-18   Uploaded by    digabigpig
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