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273244  SurfNTurf: Bruh, try moving that decimal a space over to the right to get someone to let your creepy ass crank off on their boots...

273224  dobbiesdoogs: in the beginning I had a lot to say about my father in the middle east but he is not the one that we have seen before that we could check out our new book on this issue of our lives

273224  FormerLurker: Hey whats up your son is going to be there around noon tomorrow or Tuesday or Wednesday or Thursday night and I can probably take you out to dinner tonight and then Ill be there around noon or so Ill have a good day at school tomorrow or tomorrow morning.

273263  ignatz: They like computers cos they're warm

273244  eevee: Dirk Stedanko

273242  ignatz: Th Chinese 'Social Credits' plan is straight outta Scarfolk..

273246  ignatz: @sparename my Coeliac grandma switched to tequila- guaranteed wheat-free

273145  Bob: Sorry Canada.

273259  Amy Housewine: * MGM lion roar *

273251  Amy Housewine: Me and my shadow/And now to repeat what I said at the start/They'll need a large crowbar to break us apart

273190  VoR: Singing*

273258  sparename: *-one else does

273252  Callahan: i think you've had enough to drink, freezer

273255  sparename: Is-a that in the kitchen - Wot ama gonna' do?

273262  sparename: Like the guy who runs the Dutch drivers' roadside cafe - Snack van Open

273246  sparename: My Coeliac friend feels safer with rum

273253  Shay: No sir, our Beauty of North Korea quota is done so scram.

273249  sparename: "Any Mownten Do?"

273254  Shay: *more pylons SFX intensifies*

273255  Shay: Hate to burst your bubble, but there's no casting call for Rat King in the next Michael Bay-raped TMNT movie.

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272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

273224 dobbiesdoogs: in the beginning I had a lot to say about my father in the middle east but he is not the one that we have seen before that we could check out our new book on this issue of our lives

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.



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Score:
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 Donut: "...and your mommy? She's a TOASTER! MWAHAHAHAHA! Suck on THAT, evangelicals!"
 E. HONDA: one generation, that's quite efficient
 tib gubb: oo look at the precious little snowflakes who know who their daddy is
 lazySolver: Dammed form submit without click checking
 lazySolver: @ThoughtlessGentleman we don't need no education, just information
 lazySolver: @ThoughtlessGentleman we don't need no education, just information
 ThoughtlessGentleman: damned ol satan be tuh edjurcatin agin?! i be gott damned if i gut me edjurcated.
 Robespierre: @lazySolver Hm.
 barfolomew: Jack Chick: inspiring outsider artists from beyond the grave.
 lazySolver: @Robespierre prbbly bcause you are a fat bstrd, in spirit i mean
 Robespierre: @lazySolver @glenalec @jazzjunkie Suitabler response: If I ate lunch only an hour ago, why am I hungry already?
 lazySolver: @Ulillillia it's so hard to know when to be a wise or a fool
 Ulillillia: @jazzjunkie Some just prefer being monkeys
 lazySolver: if rich came from poor, why there still poor?
 avemaria: @jazzjunkie - Suitable response: If people were created by god(s) why is there still god(s).
 jazzjunkie: If people evolved from monkeys, why is there still monkeys?
Image 241881   04-10-18   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
708
 
 jayjay: True story
 lazySolver: miss my mitter :/
Image 241880   04-10-18   Uploaded by    virtualman
Score:
397
 
 Stumpwiz: [Citation needed.]
 Psymon: @Butcherboy Yes, but pie variance is another story.
 Butcherboy: But can it smell pie median or pie mean or pie range?
 Shay: pie can al la mode from 38 lizards away
 lazySolver: @PenguinBartender you have a lizard? That's rad
 PenguinBartender: Mine loves oranges. Never tried pie...
 betamax: Who can't?
Image 241879   04-10-18   Uploaded by    Sandor
Score:
568
 
 icloud: @Hokie333 YouTube video lnDQZZykzms
 tib gubb: the office parties have taken a decided downward turn, lately
 Hokie333: I have "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" in the CD player and I'm not afraid to use it!
 charlemagne: happy eighth birthday
 wolfpk: Does not specify time zone
 Robespierre: I've got a better idea - howsabout I leave now?
 lazySolver: @glenalec ain't that a kick in the head?
 Cheesecake: @lazySolver - and it isn't even your party!
 lazySolver: I don't need i sign, i just annoys the livin crap out everyone present until they leave
 sparename: am or pm?
 eurotrash: Party starts at 8:45
Image 241878   04-10-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
693
 
 WTF: @a sedated moose Like a reverse pound.
 Skinr: @a sedated moose That's the advantage of koalas.
 karmakat: my little sunshine, my little star in the sky, sleep well, dreams of a good life, I will always be by your side...
 a sedated moose: I need a service that rents out adorable baby animals and then picks them up when the stop being babies and exchanges them for new baby animals.
Image 241877   04-10-18   Uploaded by    balloon
Score:
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 Mad Collager: @Urn BooUrn If he did, the text would read, "I KNOW... I KNOW... Step out of the vehicle and spread 'em!"
 Dr. Bathroom: Comic Sans on a Beemer. Might as well be a Cavalier.
 Robespierre: The more expensive the motor, the worse the driver
 Urn BooUrn: I'm going to assume a minority owns that BMW.
 lazySolver: Make your officer smile and get away with just a warning ;)
Image 241876   04-10-18   Uploaded by    Larry Xmas
Score:
789
 
 karmakat: who gave an alcohol carrot to that POOR bunny?
 lazySolver: you're mine now n's not turnin' back
Image 241875   04-10-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
606
 
 BavidDowie: Waiter, I believe this bint is moistened.
 DOW: I have the power!
 TurkeyVulture: @E. HONDA and the guy what catches it gets ta be president.
 E. HONDA: US version: a porn star tosses a gun out of Lake Michigan
 tib gubb: the 80's really was a great time for cinema
 Mad Collager: @dobbiesdoogs Well, to some, it sword-of is.
 karmakat: yeah yeah...lady of the lake. har har...
 silver: @lazySolver - because the only skill 94% of the population has is patting themselves on the back for the achievements of the other 6%?
 lazySolver: when we are so close of ethernet
 lazySolver: Fuck we will, or we will perish
 ThoughtlessGentleman: @lazySolver and so its natural. calm down.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: @lazySolver agreed people are dumb and no we wont ever stop killing because despite how much we all think we're not animals who fight for resources, territory, to establish dominance, for the fuck of it etc.... we are.
 lazySolver: people are dumb and only stop killing themselves when they are at constant gun point
 dobbiesdoogs: this is no basis for a system of government
Image 241874   04-10-18   Uploaded by    tess
Score:
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 Mr Bleak: Why getting drunk on a stag night is a bad idea...
 lazySolver: @Science true
 Science: I've made a huge mistake...
 Malkchic: Why...
 Mad Collager: Okay, got it!
 Psymon: Good luck getting down
 WTF: Seems like a lot of trouble just to change a light bulb.
 lazySolver: @a robot Can be yours for a modest price. Tell me, would ou care for a upgrade?
 a robot: This is probably someone's fetish
 tib gubb: and here i thought my weekend was rough
 karmakat: he is stuck for...a 'few' years then. or people should get a ladder and a big cushion on the bottom for the 'reception'.
 Mr. Shine: "My nose itches!"
 lazySolver: @Dr Awkward dance
 Dr Awkward: "ok, I'm on my giraffe stilts. now what?"
Image 241873   04-10-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
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 karmakat: hey, am here...PET ME NOW!
Image 241872   04-10-18   Uploaded by    digabigpig
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