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258149  Annoying Vegan : See that patch of sunlight on top of their head? Thats where I wanna kiss this snug.

258216  Knice: I refer to my ass as 'holy bread.'

258217  Knice: Maybe he could be a spy with that detachable eyeball.

258200  Knice: You know what you did, motherfucker.

258206  Knice: That username.

258162  Annoying Vegan : @Mr. Shine Nothing beats pleats!

258162  Peach: I'm definitely sporty spice. I mean sporty ghost... I mean both.

258188  wolfpk: "I associated them with like weird boxcar hobos and dead bodies thanks to movies" That was safety lesson plan B. It seems to have worked.

258218  booger: It's close, how was sleeping on the couch ?

258190  wolfpk: But I don't want to eat cats and dogs!

258191  wolfpk: Bison: Ignore that stupid sign dude!

258206  Scoo: Gross, wash your hands occasionally!

258199  Annoying Vegan : Eeee! The widdol toofs! :D

258198  Peach: That golden looks just like my Ginger, eye goobers and all.

258207  wolfpk: Wonder Woman is expanding her transportation.

258176  Not A Bot: A face only a carrion-gobbling scavenger could love.

258204  Scoo: Same

258143  Suburbanmom: Did you all miss that in french they are 'GRENADE?'

258202  raditzu: @eurotrash or "later"

258153  Suburbanmom: Seriously guys..How do so many people lose their shoes? What the heck?

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258111 DrNinjaman: Make America Gape Again

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257947 VeeKay: Now we're going to places in my neighborhood

258089 DrNinjaman: Do the eagles have large talons?

257969 WannaBee: The before picture #258041

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258009 Astanapan: wikiHow to run first because until you learn how to bend your knees you're getting nowhere fast.



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 karmakat: who gave an alcohol carrot to that POOR bunny?
 lazySolver: you're mine now n's not turnin' back
Image 241875   04-10-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
606
 
 BavidDowie: Waiter, I believe this bint is moistened.
 WannaBee: I have the power!
 TurkeyVulture: @E. HONDA and the guy what catches it gets ta be president.
 E. HONDA: US version: a porn star tosses a gun out of Lake Michigan
 tib gubb: the 80's really was a great time for cinema
 Mad Collager: @dobbiesdoogs Well, to some, it sword-of is.
 karmakat: yeah yeah...lady of the lake. har har...
 silver: @lazySolver - because the only skill 94% of the population has is patting themselves on the back for the achievements of the other 6%?
 lazySolver: when we are so close of ethernet
 lazySolver: Fuck we will, or we will perish
 ThoughtlessGentleman: @lazySolver and so its natural. calm down.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: @lazySolver agreed people are dumb and no we wont ever stop killing because despite how much we all think we're not animals who fight for resources, territory, to establish dominance, for the fuck of it etc.... we are.
 lazySolver: people are dumb and only stop killing themselves when they are at constant gun point
 dobbiesdoogs: this is no basis for a system of government
Image 241874   04-10-18   Uploaded by    tess
Score:
474
 
 Mr Bleak: Why getting drunk on a stag night is a bad idea...
 lazySolver: @Science true
 Science: I've made a huge mistake...
 Malkchic: Why...
 Mad Collager: Okay, got it!
 Psymon: Good luck getting down
 WTF: Seems like a lot of trouble just to change a light bulb.
 lazySolver: @a robot Can be yours for a modest price. Tell me, would ou care for a upgrade?
 a robot: This is probably someone's fetish
 tib gubb: and here i thought my weekend was rough
 karmakat: he is stuck for...a 'few' years then. or people should get a ladder and a big cushion on the bottom for the 'reception'.
 Mr. Shine: "My nose itches!"
 lazySolver: @Dr Awkward dance
 Dr Awkward: "ok, I'm on my giraffe stilts. now what?"
Image 241873   04-10-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
543
 
 karmakat: hey, am here...PET ME NOW!
Image 241872   04-10-18   Uploaded by    digabigpig
Score:
423
 
 Mr Bleak: @mammal883 Almost certainly Pompeii.
 Greek Fire: @Mad Collager Damn.
 Dick Inspector: Isn't that from Pompeii?
 tib gubb: no dickbutt 0/10
 Mad Collager: @Greek Fire But maybe Venerealice.
 Side Boob: Dick jokes are surprisingly constant throughout our shared history
 Greek Fire: @mammal883 Probably not Venice.
 Kirtov: "After not heeding his third and final warning, Mr. Johnson was finally expelled from the Geology Department for repeated vandalism."
 mammal883: I read somewhere that these were all over some old city. Venice, Rome, somewhere. They were 'discreet' directions to the local brothels.
 Dr Awkward: Rock Hard.
Image 241871   04-10-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
576
 
 Robespierre: Beady-eyed goomer...
 Urn BooUrn: Good Evening.
Image 241870   04-10-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
802
 
 Stumpwiz: I'd eat it.
 Skinr: Jeez, even has Gingerbread Hemorrhoids.
 lazySolver: Ahhh, my eyes, the googles do nothing
 dobbiesdoogs: can't catch me, i'm the ging-oh god oh god what are you aaaaaaaaaahhhhhgggghghghgghghgh
Image 241869   04-10-18   Uploaded by    Kevin II
Score:
413
 
 E. HONDA: In case of ant loss? Oh wait, it says 'any'. Never mind.
 Side Boob: Please dont kill me DonBot. Look deep inside your mercy file...
 Skinr: Joke not found.
 Dr Awkward: Coat not found
 lazySolver: How about 10 dates?
Image 241868   04-10-18   Uploaded by    iCEy
Score:
380
 
 ThoughtlessGentleman: next one better be drinking heavily with one hand while using all other appendages to knock things down, grope etc... all while yellin "wooooooo ive never been so happy!"
 Korrok: Korrok approves.
Image 241867   04-10-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
284
 
 RiderFan: Pretty sure a few of these have a setting for thunderstorm for those living in the tropical to subtropical regions.
 wolfpk: Brown noise, is that another name for farting?
 Robespierre: Brown note, comin' right up
 Not A Bot: His breath now smells like AG... Not sure if good thing.
 WannaBee: Brown nose, white nose. What is the difference?
 jazzjunkie: I don't always listen to noise, but when I do I prefer its spectral density to have a negative dB/decade slope.
 Borm Pumpies: MEN RAIN (Hallelujah)
 Warrax: *prrt*
 Ulillillia: CHOCOLATE RAIN
 barfolomew: PURPLE RAIN
 barfolomew: BROWN RAIN
 lazySolver: i have a similar one that i stole from my sister
Image 241866   04-10-18   Uploaded by    tea
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