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258214  Knice: I would pay to see this boi-band.

258149  Annoying Vegan : See that patch of sunlight on top of their head? Thats where I wanna kiss this snug.

258216  Knice: I refer to my ass as 'holy bread.'

258217  Knice: Maybe he could be a spy with that detachable eyeball.

258200  Knice: You know what you did, motherfucker.

258206  Knice: That username.

258162  Annoying Vegan : @Mr. Shine Nothing beats pleats!

258162  Peach: I'm definitely sporty spice. I mean sporty ghost... I mean both.

258188  wolfpk: "I associated them with like weird boxcar hobos and dead bodies thanks to movies" That was safety lesson plan B. It seems to have worked.

258218  booger: It's close, how was sleeping on the couch ?

258190  wolfpk: But I don't want to eat cats and dogs!

258191  wolfpk: Bison: Ignore that stupid sign dude!

258206  Scoo: Gross, wash your hands occasionally!

258199  Annoying Vegan : Eeee! The widdol toofs! :D

258198  Peach: That golden looks just like my Ginger, eye goobers and all.

258207  wolfpk: Wonder Woman is expanding her transportation.

258176  Not A Bot: A face only a carrion-gobbling scavenger could love.

258204  Scoo: Same

258143  Suburbanmom: Did you all miss that in french they are 'GRENADE?'

258202  raditzu: @eurotrash or "later"

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257995 Passive: The pain is real

258111 DrNinjaman: Make America Gape Again

258041 DrNinjaman: Tonight, we drink!

258106 augustus: @SuedeOxford you get em

258079 Robespierre: Team building exercises suck

257947 VeeKay: Now we're going to places in my neighborhood

258089 DrNinjaman: Do the eagles have large talons?

257969 WannaBee: The before picture #258041

258044 DrNinjaman: "SPACE GHOST, COME OUT FOR YOUR WEEKLY BEATING!"

258009 Astanapan: wikiHow to run first because until you learn how to bend your knees you're getting nowhere fast.



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Score:
1384
 
 Mr Bleak: Hidden hedgehog needs lessons in camouflage.
 Malkchic: Give him the boops!
 VoR: Gotta love taxidermy
 Robespierre: *TWANG*
 dangerkeith3000: Bobby Moynihan!
 Butcherboy: That mustache is a little whispy yet.
 PenguinBartender: The advent of Sonic in the social context caused the entire hedgehog community to become generally more sassy.
 Dr Awkward: Derpdog
 Ulillillia: Gotta cute fast
Image 241820   04-10-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
858
 
 Mr Bleak: @Dr Awkward Best way to fold fitted sheets: 1) Remove from bed. 2) Burn. 3) Buy flat sheets. 4) Learn how to do hospital corners.
 Otterman: Now kith
 VoR: Not today Satan. . I've a head ache
 waxymom: Her ectoplasmic lover from the other side
 Side Boob: She's a witch! BURN HER!
 Dr Awkward: "I looked death in the eye, and he was a welcome sight compared to folding fitted sheets"
 Ulillillia: *Unchained Melody plays*
Image 241819   04-10-18   Uploaded by    Pegged Lamb
Score:
600
 
 Mr Bleak: If you add bleach, it removes 99.999% of all known viruses too!
 VoR: Johnny 5 is aaaaaaaliiiivoooooo...oop.
 Christina: This removes all the dirt.
 Sage: As a Computer Repair Technician, this almost physically hurts.
 Unicorn: Kryten, no!
 WTF: @sparename Preparing for a clean install
 sparename: But your browser history isn't in that bit
Image 241818   04-10-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
843
 
 Stephen Milkmus: @Ulillillia Agree
 lazySolver: @glenalec just like a cherry
 Shorts Leng: Once the pressure is high enough ... pop!
 Robespierre: Budgie's steaming mad at dirt
 Bluetocracy: So that's where the whistling noise comes from!
 Ulillillia: Your kettle is all cocked up
 Butcherboy: Help I cant budgie him out of there
 Butcherboy: I like to parrot it with a nice scone or digestive
 Mark As Read: cheeeeep
 sparename: Polly put the kettle on
Image 241817   04-10-18   Uploaded by    blablabla
Score:
468
 
 addend: "Boiled alive? To make parakeet tea? Those monsters!"
Image 241816   04-10-18   Uploaded by    Tiny Butt
Score:
630
 
 Wooden Spoon: Its a living.
 Jabberwikket: Furnace pipe filled with peanuts explodes. Film at 11
 funny in the wall: that's not nice. feed all the elphants
 Dr Awkward: At least they provided with a truck parasol
 scribbs: This is irrelephant
Image 241815   04-10-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
616
 
 Passive: Jokes on you! I wasn't going to operate it anyway!
 Side Boob: @VeeKay I am painfully aware :P
 VeeKay: @Side Boob The Dunning Kruger effect. 'The tendency for unskilled individuals to overestimate their own ability and the tendency for experts to underestimate their own ability'.
 Bluetocracy: It should read, 'Don't Fuckwit This'
 Ulillillia: They should out this on polling booths, hey-ohhh
 sparename: No Terrys!
 Butcherboy: When they loose a hand in the machine theyre easily identified @Side Boob
 ruiner: I was curious about this word and will share the result. -A stupid or contemptible person (often used as a general term of abuse).-
 Side Boob: Most fuckwits don't know they are fuckwits.
Image 241814   04-10-18   Uploaded by    sad face
Score:
709
 
 tib gubb: duke nukem gets real
 Wooden Spoon: @Felicity: I can relate to this...
 twenty4: Now lets have hot dogs
 MabelSyrup: Not yet. Self-forgiveness is weird sometimes. I caught myself having this conversation with myself: Felicity: Im sorry about my life. Felicity: Well, just try not to do it again.
 Donut: ...kos we ain't rescuing the president when he's kidnapped by ninjas again.
 Snowta: nope.
 Robespierre: Badassishness results from the frustration caused by the badass's inability to own up to their true sexuality and come Out.
 trepanation: YOU TELL ME *violently masturbates*
Image 241813   04-10-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
317
 
 Mad Collager: To be fair, the truck bed is pretty well-made, and the filler piece over the door, though not a perfect fit, is decent, considering how complex those curves are.
 Bluetocracy: classy.
 Robespierre: Redneck engineering
 Cerberus: @Christina good as new
 Christina: There, I fixed it.
Image 241812   04-10-18   Uploaded by    RzK
Score:
313
 
 Mad Collager: Oh yeah? Well I only like wasted toilet humans!
 dangerkeith3000: 2 girls 1 septic system
 jackthesmack: Same
 Teechur: Obviously Mr. Septic's fetish.
 Mr. Shine: @barfolomew @WTF poot poot
 barfolomew: @WTF doot doot
 WTF: Thank you Senor Septic.
Image 241811   04-10-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
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