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262425  ChubbyBuddy: also blowing and tooting

262428  sparename: @Addend Gonna drink it in an attic?

262437  Clim Tinties: Cat loose in a car. You are brave.

262428  addend: Classic.

262326  addend: (Hurries to bathroom.)

262334  addend: Mmm... ham.

262353  addend: "Looks like I'd fits, but how to sits?"

262422  charlemagne: in fact, most monsters sleep on the top side of the bed

262423  charlemagne: who even cares this is the netherlands, let's go for a smoke and a handjob

262373  addend: Brontophauruth.

262374  addend: Come to temporary traffic sign in 15 minutes if...

262382  ignatz: @Trorbo Plumple the geek have inherited the earth

262394  mrwiffler: Mods are drunk ....again

262425  sparename: Can she play the pink flute?

262398  addend: "No, don't hold the apple, just balance it there."

262432  highdra: Serious question whats with the socks

262404  addend: Heh, "position".

262409  addend: Is is your serve again?

262412  addend: @Crarbo Albungo "Relax, it's only in dog years."

262413  addend: Congrats, Penelope!

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262195 Felicity: 150 percent

262343 ChubbyBuddy: i lava what you've done w the place

262151 Mr Bleak: @Pawn Morpongus Because two nipples won't fit the same butthole.

262176 Felicity: Even in the future nothin' works!

262342 charlemagne: I no longer wish to be known by my slave name

262298 Robespierre: Dude ... somebody's bored, bored, BORED here in the dog days of Summer, that's for sure!

262230 Side Boob: @Mr. Shine Post a pic of her from the yearbook :P

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 Moft Cremombies: If you add bleach, it removes 99.999% of all known viruses too!
 Pemp Dampupert: Johnny 5 is aaaaaaaliiiivoooooo...oop.
 Harbo Drumumple: This removes all the dirt.
 Buft Brungo: As a Computer Repair Technician, this almost physically hurts.
 Burbo Rempungus: Kryten, no!
 Himpo Flungus: @sparename Preparing for a clean install
 Peple Brongo: But your browser history isn't in that bit
Image 241818   04-10-18   Uploaded by    Garbo Cremupert
 Rirb Pluble: @Ulillillia Agree
 Vump Grunupert: @glenalec just like a cherry
 Dople Alboble: Once the pressure is high enough ... pop!
 Vulm Dampungus: Budgie's steaming mad at dirt
 Jalm Flumuble: So that's where the whistling noise comes from!
 Hilm Horpoble: Your kettle is all cocked up
 Gild Drumumbies: Help I cant budgie him out of there
 Rorb Cremoble: I like to parrot it with a nice scone or digestive
 Jerb Plemumple: cheeeeep
 Fromp Albongus: Polly put the kettle on
Image 241817   04-10-18   Uploaded by    Vempo Albombies
 Cramp Drumoble: "Boiled alive? To make parakeet tea? Those monsters!"
Image 241816   04-10-18   Uploaded by    Fliwn Grunumple
 Dompo Flumple: Its a living.
 Hoft Grunupert: Furnace pipe filled with peanuts explodes. Film at 11
 Dongo Grunongus: that's not nice. feed all the elphants
 Crewn Morpumple: At least they provided with a truck parasol
 Relm Grumple: This is irrelephant
Image 241815   04-10-18   Uploaded by    Bempo Dampumple
 Maft Grombies: Jokes on you! I wasn't going to operate it anyway!
 Lerb Plongo: @VeeKay I am painfully aware :P
 Palm Brungo: @Side Boob The Dunning Kruger effect. 'The tendency for unskilled individuals to overestimate their own ability and the tendency for experts to underestimate their own ability'.
 Hungo Albuble: It should read, 'Don't Fuckwit This'
 Framp Horpumple: They should out this on polling booths, hey-ohhh
 Mang Horpongus: No Terrys!
 Virm Grumple: When they loose a hand in the machine theyre easily identified @Side Boob
 Hirt Grunumple: I was curious about this word and will share the result. -A stupid or contemptible person (often used as a general term of abuse).-
 Jurm Grunongo: Most fuckwits don't know they are fuckwits.
Image 241814   04-10-18   Uploaded by    Hiple Drumungus
 Puld Plemoble: duke nukem gets real
 Trerbo Plopert: @Felicity: I can relate to this...
 Gelm Albupert: Now lets have hot dogs
 Verb Brombies: Not yet. Self-forgiveness is weird sometimes. I caught myself having this conversation with myself: Felicity: Im sorry about my life. Felicity: Well, just try not to do it again.
 Flold Horpumbies: ...kos we ain't rescuing the president when he's kidnapped by ninjas again.
 Pald Rempungo: nope.
 Pild Grumbies: Badassishness results from the frustration caused by the badass's inability to own up to their true sexuality and come Out.
 Gurb Morpoble: YOU TELL ME *violently masturbates*
Image 241813   04-10-18   Uploaded by    Frift Plemongus
 Crawn Morpoble: To be fair, the truck bed is pretty well-made, and the filler piece over the door, though not a perfect fit, is decent, considering how complex those curves are.
 Lelm Dampongus: classy.
 Friwn Brongo: Redneck engineering
 Jorb Plemuble: @Christina good as new
 Flirm Brombies: There, I fixed it.
Image 241812   04-10-18   Uploaded by    Jango Grunungo
 Diple Pluble: Oh yeah? Well I only like wasted toilet humans!
 Jang Horpongus: 2 girls 1 septic system
 Rulm Plumple: Same
 Pawn Plemomple: Obviously Mr. Septic's fetish.
 Bild Flumbies: @barfolomew @WTF poot poot
 Frimp Grunumple: @WTF doot doot
 Marb Flumbies: Thank you Senor Septic.
Image 241811   04-10-18   Uploaded by    Jeft Drumuble
 Homp Drumombies: That is one big clit.
 Down Horpongo: Anatomically incorrect.
 Valm Rempoble: no wonder it leapt so high up
 Lart Flomple: This made me wince
 Flempo Flumumple: Does your girlfriend come with a... ahum, phallus-shaped string attachment device?
 Flople Drumumple: Hope floats. (is your girlfriend's name hope? Did she have a sex change operation?)
Image 241810   04-10-18   Uploaded by    Borbo Grupert
 Lilm Rempumple: Pet-ro
 Luft Horpombies: An alternate universe where dogs are the primary intelligence and humans are their pets.
 Verb Flumongo: @Side Boob By paying afterwards.
 Lerm Rempungo: This is not what it seems. It is actually a revenge play. That is why he is filling the car with diesel.
 Puft Dampomple: Golden refiller
 Ling Rempoble: How a good dog becomes a great dog.
 Veple Flongo: did you really spend all this effort just to irritate me?
Image 241809   04-10-18   Uploaded by    Frarm Bropert
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