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273569  Mentos Pormer: How...uh...whaa?

273590  burritos: Create a problem, sell the solution.

273590  Rent A Dog: Remember, remember! The fifth of November, The Gunpowder treason and plot; I know of no reason Why the Gunpowder treason Should ever be forgot!

273589  boxboxbox: But yet both have always been a bathroom

273395  Mustyrats: @Spazstatic woooooo

273575  TrumpyTrump: Now that's what I call surf music

273579  tib gubb: "I AM SO GREAT. I AM SO GREAT. HEY LOOK AT ME. I AM SO GREAT."

273501  Terrh: theoatmeal.com/blog/… - All hail The Oatmeal!

273587  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

273585  a spider plan: Crumbs in your bed are usually the worst, but I wouldn't mind that one.

273551  miller: That's how Japan does, foo'!

273556  addend: Welcome to Kansas City.

273569  addend: "Pampers?" / "Depends."

273564  Whatever: Such a waste - like most of their products, their packaging is better than average

273568  Whatever: Mark Twain would have approved

273544  Amy Housewine: This was my favourite episode.

273569  Whatever: Its the circle of life...

273573  a robot: @Amy Housewine BOOP, boop

273570  a robot: If your name is Elizabeth, some dumb kid on the playground will inevitably start calling you "Lizard Breath." Source: sibling named Elizabeth

273573  Amy Housewine: This boop is a big job. Make sure you're well-prepared.

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273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273265 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Beauty of Korth Norea

273365 Littlecraftywolf: @isosceleswaffle i am a furry i know that my point is going through security is the nightmare

273441 Knice: @Annoying Vegan I am going to use this.

273505 Dr Awkward: @WannaBee Get an Italian espresso machine. That would stone cold baller.

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273474 trelyate: ojom rof



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Score:
630
 
 Wooden Spoon: Its a living.
 Jabberwikket: Furnace pipe filled with peanuts explodes. Film at 11
 funny in the wall: that's not nice. feed all the elphants
 Dr Awkward: At least they provided with a truck parasol
 scribbs: This is irrelephant
Image 241815   04-10-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
616
 
 Passive: Jokes on you! I wasn't going to operate it anyway!
 Side Boob: @VeeKay I am painfully aware :P
 Tacorleone: @Side Boob The Dunning Kruger effect. 'The tendency for unskilled individuals to overestimate their own ability and the tendency for experts to underestimate their own ability'.
 Bluetocracy: It should read, 'Don't Fuckwit This'
 Ulillillia: They should out this on polling booths, hey-ohhh
 sparename: No Terrys!
 Butcherboy: When they loose a hand in the machine theyre easily identified @Side Boob
 ruiner: I was curious about this word and will share the result. -A stupid or contemptible person (often used as a general term of abuse).-
 Side Boob: Most fuckwits don't know they are fuckwits.
Image 241814   04-10-18   Uploaded by    sad face
Score:
709
 
 tib gubb: duke nukem gets real
 Wooden Spoon: @Felicity: I can relate to this...
 twenty4: Now lets have hot dogs
 MabelSyrup: Not yet. Self-forgiveness is weird sometimes. I caught myself having this conversation with myself: Felicity: Im sorry about my life. Felicity: Well, just try not to do it again.
 Donut: ...kos we ain't rescuing the president when he's kidnapped by ninjas again.
 Snowta: nope.
 Robespierre: Badassishness results from the frustration caused by the badass's inability to own up to their true sexuality and come Out.
 trepanation: YOU TELL ME *violently masturbates*
Image 241813   04-10-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
317
 
 Mad Collager: To be fair, the truck bed is pretty well-made, and the filler piece over the door, though not a perfect fit, is decent, considering how complex those curves are.
 Bluetocracy: classy.
 Robespierre: Redneck engineering
 Cerberus: @Christina good as new
 Christina: There, I fixed it.
Image 241812   04-10-18   Uploaded by    RzK
Score:
313
 
 Mad Collager: Oh yeah? Well I only like wasted toilet humans!
 dangerkeith3000: 2 girls 1 septic system
 jackthesmack: Same
 Teechur: Obviously Mr. Septic's fetish.
 Mr. Shine: @barfolomew @WTF poot poot
 barfolomew: @WTF doot doot
 WTF: Thank you Senor Septic.
Image 241811   04-10-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
533
 
 dangerkeith3000: That is one big clit.
 Christina: Anatomically incorrect.
 charlemagne: no wonder it leapt so high up
 Butcherboy: This made me wince
 Kirtov: Does your girlfriend come with a... ahum, phallus-shaped string attachment device?
 rustedpeace: Hope floats. (is your girlfriend's name hope? Did she have a sex change operation?)
Image 241810   04-10-18   Uploaded by    Rocky XLVII
Score:
813
 
 Chile Quornwrap: Pet-ro
 dangerkeith3000: An alternate universe where dogs are the primary intelligence and humans are their pets.
 Urn BooUrn: @Side Boob By paying afterwards.
 wolfpk: This is not what it seems. It is actually a revenge play. That is why he is filling the car with diesel.
 Rachelina: Golden refiller
 Side Boob: How a good dog becomes a great dog.
 lazySolver: did you really spend all this effort just to irritate me?
Image 241809   04-10-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
371
 
 drilldo: this is why they hate us @Shay
 Shay: Assbusters
 sundragon: Yer welk.
Image 241808   04-10-18   Uploaded by    lizzz
Score:
153
 
 Mr Bleak: Logs. He's got wood?
 Stumpwiz: @glenalec, don't know about TX, but in MD I've been stopped because an alert LEO thought I had put a truck tag on a sedan.
 huskyboy: Isn't this illegal in Texas?
 dangerkeith3000: go euler! go euler! it's yo' number! not really! just an estimation! go euler go euler!
 Dr Awkward: @Yurishiro @Shay An Indianapolis area Papa Johns?
 mom: @Shay scroll more!
 funny in the wall: transcendental...
 Shay: @Yurishiro Nope, not seeing it on Google.
 professional: Go ahead search this number in google, scroll down some results and find a pretty shocking unrelated one.
 grandma: You'll err on the side of caution...
Image 241807   04-10-18   Uploaded by    Stumpwiz
Score:
391
 
 charlemagne: @Yurishiro who hasn't though
 ppr4: Ok Who used the faucet as marital aid?
Image 241806   04-10-18   Uploaded by    runny999
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