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268570  VoR: Is the joke that harry is now spent for the weekend. Wand is looking droopy.

268510  addend: "Do you have any /other/ pinatas?"

268514  addend: 1. Wallow in stupidity. 2. Cry.

268515  addend: This is a Dad photo.

268529  addend: # We don't need no education #

268532  addend: Hung the pic upside-down.

268538  addend: He should've jumped down from frame 3 into 7.

268550  tib gubb: or is it doge on a stoge

268550  tib gubb: dog on a stog

268554  tib gubb: i may be mistaken here but i'm pretty sure those guys aren't japanese

268578  twitter: Modern Warfare 2 was the best

268578  DJSnoopMike: Put me in your enemies and/or father!

268578  Dominus Umbrae: finally after finishing the lawn i can get back home to my family knifing me

268557  tib gubb: "I'm gonna skin you alive!"

268546  addend: Best homework assignment ever.

268549  addend: He never lets the leather lemon slip by.

268553  addend: See?! You were warned about socialism.

268556  addend: Upstairs Cat watches over you.

268568  addend: "Nice jacket, hoser. Stroke my fur."

268568  Dan Tagonistic: Sad puss :(

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268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad

268242 grizzly: @Dr Awkward sort of! I have never considered myself very good.

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!

268265 AlexDeLarge: @barfolomew just now saw that. But.... how does he get hired? This just raises more questions!

268224 Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"

268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.



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Score:
616
 
 Passive: Jokes on you! I wasn't going to operate it anyway!
 Side Boob: @VeeKay I am painfully aware :P
 VeeKay: @Side Boob The Dunning Kruger effect. 'The tendency for unskilled individuals to overestimate their own ability and the tendency for experts to underestimate their own ability'.
 Bluetocracy: It should read, 'Don't Fuckwit This'
 Ulillillia: They should out this on polling booths, hey-ohhh
 sparename: No Terrys!
 Butcherboy: When they loose a hand in the machine theyre easily identified @Side Boob
 ruiner: I was curious about this word and will share the result. -A stupid or contemptible person (often used as a general term of abuse).-
 Side Boob: Most fuckwits don't know they are fuckwits.
Image 241814   04-10-18   Uploaded by    sad face
Score:
709
 
 tib gubb: duke nukem gets real
 Wooden Spoon: @Felicity: I can relate to this...
 twenty4: Now lets have hot dogs
 MabelSyrup: Not yet. Self-forgiveness is weird sometimes. I caught myself having this conversation with myself: Felicity: Im sorry about my life. Felicity: Well, just try not to do it again.
 Donut: ...kos we ain't rescuing the president when he's kidnapped by ninjas again.
 Snowta: nope.
 Robespierre: Badassishness results from the frustration caused by the badass's inability to own up to their true sexuality and come Out.
 trepanation: YOU TELL ME *violently masturbates*
Image 241813   04-10-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
317
 
 Mad Collager: To be fair, the truck bed is pretty well-made, and the filler piece over the door, though not a perfect fit, is decent, considering how complex those curves are.
 Bluetocracy: classy.
 Robespierre: Redneck engineering
 Cerberus: @Christina good as new
 Christina: There, I fixed it.
Image 241812   04-10-18   Uploaded by    RzK
Score:
313
 
 Mad Collager: Oh yeah? Well I only like wasted toilet humans!
 dangerkeith3000: 2 girls 1 septic system
 jackthesmack: Same
 Teechur: Obviously Mr. Septic's fetish.
 Mr. Shine: @barfolomew @WTF poot poot
 barfolomew: @WTF doot doot
 WTF: Thank you Senor Septic.
Image 241811   04-10-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
533
 
 dangerkeith3000: That is one big clit.
 Christina: Anatomically incorrect.
 charlemagne: no wonder it leapt so high up
 Butcherboy: This made me wince
 Kirtov: Does your girlfriend come with a... ahum, phallus-shaped string attachment device?
 rustedpeace: Hope floats. (is your girlfriend's name hope? Did she have a sex change operation?)
Image 241810   04-10-18   Uploaded by    Rocky XLVII
Score:
813
 
 Chile Quornwrap: Pet-ro
 dangerkeith3000: An alternate universe where dogs are the primary intelligence and humans are their pets.
 Urn BooUrn: @Side Boob By paying afterwards.
 wolfpk: This is not what it seems. It is actually a revenge play. That is why he is filling the car with diesel.
 Rachelina: Golden refiller
 Side Boob: How a good dog becomes a great dog.
 lazySolver: did you really spend all this effort just to irritate me?
Image 241809   04-10-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
371
 
 drilldo: this is why they hate us @Shay
 Shay: Assbusters
 sundragon: Yer welk.
Image 241808   04-10-18   Uploaded by    lizzz
Score:
153
 
 Mr Bleak: Logs. He's got wood?
 Stumpwiz: @glenalec, don't know about TX, but in MD I've been stopped because an alert LEO thought I had put a truck tag on a sedan.
 huskyboy: Isn't this illegal in Texas?
 dangerkeith3000: go euler! go euler! it's yo' number! not really! just an estimation! go euler go euler!
 Dr Awkward: @Yurishiro @Shay An Indianapolis area Papa Johns?
 mom: @Shay scroll more!
 funny in the wall: transcendental...
 Shay: @Yurishiro Nope, not seeing it on Google.
 professional: Go ahead search this number in google, scroll down some results and find a pretty shocking unrelated one.
 grandma: You'll err on the side of caution...
Image 241807   04-10-18   Uploaded by    Stumpwiz
Score:
391
 
 charlemagne: @Yurishiro who hasn't though
 ppr4: Ok Who used the faucet as marital aid?
Image 241806   04-10-18   Uploaded by    runny999
Score:
315
 
 piranharama: Draw me like one of your French mannequins
 mrdiron: Sir, please don't climb on the displa - oh.
 lazySolver: I'm too dumb for this game, think i'll stick with good'ol time
 Side Boob: Just hanging out at the shoe store
 lazySolver: yes;
 fanny: @lazySolver are you uploading hundreds of pictures of alligator?
 WTF: JCPenny and chill?
 lazySolver: why my photos don't get approved?
 westerner: Go on. Leave a comment. Just a shoe one, even.
Image 241805   04-10-18   Uploaded by    NO JOKES
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