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255879  Mr Bleak: @Felicity Grace Jones, yes I can see that working. Samuel L Jackson ... yeah, OK. But Eddie Murphy? Nah, nah - not going to fly. That'd be like casting Nicolas Cage as the First Jedi ...

257487  Side Boob: @bubbles Which word didnt you understand?

257439  Science: @hajjpodge: I'm playing this and am at the point where all the current quests (including this one) require a minimum 50 skill in something, so now I'm just running around killing rando gangers to get my stats up.

257441  Science: @Annoying Vegan : Dog bat

257445  Science: Hey Bender, you ever killed a man with a sock? It ain't so hard.

257458  Science: saem

257461  Science: Firefox is in incognito mode

257597  Christina: When you are eating and someone tells you are fat.

257468  Science: @FabricMan: It's because the tribes sent out an advance party and they complained that the "Promised Land" wasn't nice enough. So God said, "Fine - then you won't make it there. Only your kids will see it." And when the last original tribe member died, they were able to enter. You do not screw with Old Testament God.

257606  Knice: *hits This is BAD*

257583  Shay: At least there's one benefit to live in NY.

257483  Science: @hajjpodge: You do realize that people of all races sag their pants, right? I don't care what color, creed, or religion you are, I don't want to see your ass while I'm trying to eat a meal.

257516  Science: Well, Well, Milton Bradley's got a def one / It's a Twister (Twister, Twister, Twister) / Yeah, all the girls and homeboys / Playin' Twister (Twister, Twister, Twister!) / Spin the spinner and call the shot / Twister ties you up in a knot

257609  rachel: Also, just wanted to mention that Mike did an amazing job. He gave that kid the works! Hot lather, full face shave, aftershave, and a hot towel treatment, as well as the back massage that comes with every shave!

257597  Shay: "Wait, this tastes funny. Oh crap, it's poison ivy."

257545  Science: Cap'n - it seems there is a wee problem with the transporter...

257561  Science: @Fiveninety: Some clocks are secured to the wall.

257487  bubbles: @Side Boob huh?

257598  WTF: "Your dog's bark sounds a little off." "Yeah, today he's a little hoarse."

257599  Knice: That's nice, dear.

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257508 Whatever: I didnt know that the Teenage Ninja Turtles has an auntie

257545 Science: Cap'n - it seems there is a wee problem with the transporter...

257513 MasterTwig: People like this are 10 times more obnoxious than any so called "jocks".

257348 Urn BooUrn: @FabricMan It's a Dinghy!

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257558 Spazstatic: @a sedated moose thank goodness. Enjoy your vacation and drunkenness!

257468 Science: @FabricMan: It's because the tribes sent out an advance party and they complained that the "Promised Land" wasn't nice enough. So God said, "Fine - then you won't make it there. Only your kids will see it." And when the last original tribe member died, they were able to enter. You do not screw with Old Testament God.

257414 BavidDowie: @petepuma trunk is full of copies of 'The Grapes of Wrath.' Big Steinbeck buff.

257442 Teechur: There should be a moooon orbiting her.

257301 Munkybut: That dude is 11 feet tall



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Score:
616
 
 Passive: Jokes on you! I wasn't going to operate it anyway!
 Side Boob: @VeeKay I am painfully aware :P
 VeeKay: @Side Boob The Dunning Kruger effect. 'The tendency for unskilled individuals to overestimate their own ability and the tendency for experts to underestimate their own ability'.
 Bluetocracy: It should read, 'Don't Fuckwit This'
 Ulillillia: They should out this on polling booths, hey-ohhh
 sparename: No Terrys!
 Butcherboy: When they loose a hand in the machine theyre easily identified @Side Boob
 ruiner: I was curious about this word and will share the result. -A stupid or contemptible person (often used as a general term of abuse).-
 Side Boob: Most fuckwits don't know they are fuckwits.
Image 241814   04-10-18   Uploaded by    sad face
Score:
709
 
 tib gubb: duke nukem gets real
 Wooden Spoon: @Felicity: I can relate to this...
 twenty4: Now lets have hot dogs
 MabelSyrup: Not yet. Self-forgiveness is weird sometimes. I caught myself having this conversation with myself: Felicity: Im sorry about my life. Felicity: Well, just try not to do it again.
 Donut: ...kos we ain't rescuing the president when he's kidnapped by ninjas again.
 Snowta: nope.
 Robespierre: Badassishness results from the frustration caused by the badass's inability to own up to their true sexuality and come Out.
 trepanation: YOU TELL ME *violently masturbates*
Image 241813   04-10-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
317
 
 Mad Collager: To be fair, the truck bed is pretty well-made, and the filler piece over the door, though not a perfect fit, is decent, considering how complex those curves are.
 Bluetocracy: classy.
 Robespierre: Redneck engineering
 Cerberus: @Christina good as new
 Christina: There, I fixed it.
Image 241812   04-10-18   Uploaded by    RzK
Score:
313
 
 Mad Collager: Oh yeah? Well I only like wasted toilet humans!
 dangerkeith3000: 2 girls 1 septic system
 jackthesmack: Same
 Teechur: Obviously Mr. Septic's fetish.
 Mr. Shine: @barfolomew @WTF poot poot
 barfolomew: @WTF doot doot
 WTF: Thank you Senor Septic.
Image 241811   04-10-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
533
 
 dangerkeith3000: That is one big clit.
 Christina: Anatomically incorrect.
 charlemagne: no wonder it leapt so high up
 Butcherboy: This made me wince
 Kirtov: Does your girlfriend come with a... ahum, phallus-shaped string attachment device?
 rustedpeace: Hope floats. (is your girlfriend's name hope? Did she have a sex change operation?)
Image 241810   04-10-18   Uploaded by    Rocky XLVII
Score:
813
 
 Chile Quornwrap: Pet-ro
 dangerkeith3000: An alternate universe where dogs are the primary intelligence and humans are their pets.
 Urn BooUrn: @Side Boob By paying afterwards.
 wolfpk: This is not what it seems. It is actually a revenge play. That is why he is filling the car with diesel.
 Rachelina: Golden refiller
 Side Boob: How a good dog becomes a great dog.
 lazySolver: did you really spend all this effort just to irritate me?
Image 241809   04-10-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
371
 
 drilldo: this is why they hate us @Shay
 Shay: Assbusters
 ignatz: Yer welk.
Image 241808   04-10-18   Uploaded by    lizzz
Score:
153
 
 Mr Bleak: Logs. He's got wood?
 Stumpwiz: @glenalec, don't know about TX, but in MD I've been stopped because an alert LEO thought I had put a truck tag on a sedan.
 huskyboy: Isn't this illegal in Texas?
 dangerkeith3000: go euler! go euler! it's yo' number! not really! just an estimation! go euler go euler!
 Dr Awkward: @Yurishiro @Shay An Indianapolis area Papa Johns?
 mom: @Shay scroll more!
 funny in the wall: transcendental...
 Shay: @Yurishiro Nope, not seeing it on Google.
 professional: Go ahead search this number in google, scroll down some results and find a pretty shocking unrelated one.
 ignatz: You'll err on the side of caution...
Image 241807   04-10-18   Uploaded by    Stumpwiz
Score:
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 charlemagne: @Yurishiro who hasn't though
 ppr4: Ok Who used the faucet as marital aid?
Image 241806   04-10-18   Uploaded by    runny999
Score:
315
 
 piranharama: Draw me like one of your French mannequins
 mrdiron: Sir, please don't climb on the displa - oh.
 lazySolver: I'm too dumb for this game, think i'll stick with good'ol time
 Side Boob: Just hanging out at the shoe store
 lazySolver: yes;
 fanny: @lazySolver are you uploading hundreds of pictures of alligator?
 WTF: JCPenny and chill?
 lazySolver: why my photos don't get approved?
 westerner: Go on. Leave a comment. Just a shoe one, even.
Image 241805   04-10-18   Uploaded by    NO JOKES
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