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263377  Minnesotan: they can take everything in our apartment, but never our ability to play checkers on smartphones!

263376  Not A Bot: Top is some kinda skink and the bottom is...a bearded dragon?

263343  Robespierre: I prefer mine with a side of lingonberries

263346  Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263354  Robespierre: This cone porn is weird

263379  Knice: Friended in the friendist by my own gay friendist!

263362  Robespierre: And so it begins again...

263380  Knice: Good ol' Johnny Fappleseed.

263368  Robespierre: They're not called Saturn Peaches anymore?

263383  Knice: evry tiem

263373  Robespierre: Ride, ride, ride, hitchin' a ride...

263375  Robespierre: After college I went to try out for a defensive back position. Halfway through day 2 Red Miller pulled me aside and said "You're pretty quick for a white guy - unfortunately, that puts you somewhere around number 24 on my depth chart."

263373  tib gubb: off to a better life

263334  Robespierre: @Side Boob EVERY English dictionary disagrees, some more respectfully than others.

263357  square44: thanks, management. Thanagement.

263372  Teechur: @Annoying Vegan And they would reciprocate in kind.

263343  Korrok: Korrok approves.

263373  Scoo: Trash Panda

263382  dobbiesdoogs: jon gets his first erection

263373  Warrax: Ameracoon.

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5. ignatz
6. Not A Bot
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9. Spazstatic
10. WannaBee



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263335 tib gubb: if it's green in the middle, it's probably unsafee

263070 wolfpk: *and blows

263297 tib gubb: is it self aware? that's all i wanna know

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263293 tib gubb: i've definitely felt some self reproach after sleeping with some of the people that i have

263346 Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263215 antipatterns: FUCK THE UNITED SNAKES OF AMERIKKKA

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263357 square44: thanks, management. Thanagement.

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley



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redpeepee uploaded 263126 (744 points)
Fantasy uploaded 263316 (736 points)
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ignatz uploaded 263299 (733 points)
Mr. Butt uploaded 263050 (724 points)
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Religion X uploaded 263273 (721 points)
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crappypants uploaded 262943 (708 points)


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 6. piratepom: 1839 points
 7. Scoo: 1552 points
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10. Side Boob: 1394 points
11. Murm Gungus: 1384 points
12. HenryVIII: 1376 points
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14. Mexico: 1335 points
15. Vladimir Puta: 1332 points
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Score:
153
 
 Mr Bleak: Logs. He's got wood?
 Stumpwiz: @glenalec, don't know about TX, but in MD I've been stopped because an alert LEO thought I had put a truck tag on a sedan.
 huskyboy: Isn't this illegal in Texas?
 dangerkeith3000: go euler! go euler! it's yo' number! not really! just an estimation! go euler go euler!
 Dr Awkward: @Yurishiro @Shay An Indianapolis area Papa Johns?
 mom: @Shay scroll more!
 funny in the wall: transcendental...
 Shay: @Yurishiro Nope, not seeing it on Google.
 professional: Go ahead search this number in google, scroll down some results and find a pretty shocking unrelated one.
 grandma: You'll err on the side of caution...
Image 241807   04-10-18   Uploaded by    Stumpwiz
Score:
391
 
 charlemagne: @Yurishiro who hasn't though
 ppr4: Ok Who used the faucet as marital aid?
Image 241806   04-10-18   Uploaded by    runny999
Score:
315
 
 piranharama: Draw me like one of your French mannequins
 mrdiron: Sir, please don't climb on the displa - oh.
 lazySolver: I'm too dumb for this game, think i'll stick with good'ol time
 Side Boob: Just hanging out at the shoe store
 lazySolver: yes;
 fanny: @lazySolver are you uploading hundreds of pictures of alligator?
 WTF: JCPenny and chill?
 lazySolver: why my photos don't get approved?
 westerner: Go on. Leave a comment. Just a shoe one, even.
Image 241805   04-10-18   Uploaded by    NO JOKES
Image 241804 is unbelievably bad (score -4) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Big Baby. You have brought shame on us, Big Baby.
Score:
383
 
 waynelord: Dont use hyphens as em-dashes, though
 Bluetocracy: @funny in the wall what do baptist wombats remind you of?
 funny in the wall: the word baptist has always reminded me of wombats.
 tiffany: Jesus: "I forgive you" *grins*
 Horp Lello: I don't think that is quite what Jesus meant!
Image 241803   04-10-18   Uploaded by    daver
Image 241802 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by betamax. Your image was bad, betamax.
Score:
485
 
 Wooden Spoon: Titmouse?
 Ulillillia: Hey buddy, I almost flew into this thing.
 lazySolver: tried being direct, didn't work
 a robot: @lazySolver It's all pretty subjective, tbh
 lazySolver: wait, im better than a robot, that ranking is bulls
 lazySolver: allait, text you when im sober, seen some shit right now
Image 241801   04-10-18   Uploaded by    not i spy
Score:
378
 
 Robespierre: ART, amirite?
 VeeKay: One job etc
 lazySolver: Dobby is happy to be with his friend
 skittles: Copy/paste
Image 241800   04-10-18   Uploaded by    Rent A Dog
Score:
587
 
 lazySolver: and you need gifs in this thing!
 lazySolver: i need a hug
 lazySolver: drunk*
 sparename: Drug impairment testing station
 Soaps Pierre: Switching gravity-planes on the orbital space habitat
 superfudge: New Tesla upgrade speed does strange things to space-time.
 Aaron Spacemuseum: go home bridge, you're drunk
Image 241799   04-10-18   Uploaded by    butt poop
Score:
360
 
 Seven Eight Nine: @Yurishiro Its pronounced dew-moss :-)
 Ulillillia: @DBfromKC
 funny in the wall: seriously, snitches get stitches
 lazySolver: who is the golden snitch?
 Butcherboy: Of course they could be pointing to a free birdseed trap ala wile e coyote
 Butcherboy: The golden snitch is what man.
 fumbduck: I don't think you have to agree with him to find this funny.
 lazySolver: fking form post, you guys need to put this thing on wordpress
 lazySolver: I can forgive you, can you forgive yourself?
 Salvador Molly: Only criminals call people who report crimes "snitch". And by your asshole logic you are the snitch for publicly reporting them, dumass.
 lazySolver: I can forgive you, can you forgive yourself?
 Joetato: The type that prefer to feel safe in their society?
Image 241798   04-10-18   Uploaded by    Big Baby
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