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253629  DrinkMixMan: *Xe Man

253609  wolfpk: I got slapped last time I said that!

253629  DrinkMixMan: Ze Man

253610  wolfpk: Now that Toys R Us is gone, Jeffrey the giraffe is slowly fading away.

253628  a robot: *heart eyes*

253613  White Rice: I was looking for the Obvious Plant logo, but coupdn't see it on the water box. I do appreciate the "drink slowly" warning.

253608  Not A Bot: Not only that, but the campfire won't stay lit.

253625  itskando: See: fievel goes West the dog Chase

253613  itskando: Laluminum water: Bright to you by the Laluminatti

253621  Amy Housewine: Godammnit Eddie, leave those people alone.

253593  Amy Housewine: Ooooh - it's only just occurred to me that this might have been (in a roundabout way) where the Pterry Ptitle "Thief Of Time" came from. The thought had neve occurred tome before.

253597  Munkybut: Clean your damn nails!

253621  a sedated moose: I enjoy the fact that you didn't go with the obvious choice of Metallica's Master of Puppets.

253594  Amy Housewine: "Oh do fuck off" seems to be the only halfway sensible response to this.

253611  Dr Awkward: @2Berries I'm not sure how much of a tint %5 or 20% is... 5% doesn't sound like a lot

253608  Amy Housewine: Somebody will be along in a minute to ask him complicated questions about the discography and tell him that he shouldn't wear this if he can't answer them.

253611  2Berries: @Dr Awkward just got 5% all around & it is so nice. Except when you drive in a friends car & realize everyone can see you staring at them now

253615  Amy Housewine: @Christina That was the reference that came to my mind too!

253623  2Berries: "I'm not scared anymore!" "Then your not paying close enough attention!"

253622  Amy Housewine: I prefer DJ Dodger Jammie

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253386 Ironass: Do you think he likes skulls?

253412 Bluetocracy: I need a can (case) of this at work.

253407 Bluetocracy: The murder scene is horrible. There is frosting and sprinkles everywhere!

253366 redmonkey3: The "N" word! (?)

253405 Greifer: @VoR and maybe those pricks in the movie should have let the shark alone in the first place... So put it back and don't swim in shark waters

253388 Bill Rye: @Nope maybe that's what's causing the anxiety

253470 DrinkMixMan: Can we stop doing this?

253360 redmonkey3: Ssso - all red setters are Hank the Bush Bean dogs now ?

253494 Robespierre: Sorry, Billy Bob, but I'm expensive this weekend.

253446 SurfNTurf: @dangerkeith3000 huh?...



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mrmrmr uploaded 253263 (847 points)
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Score:
153
 
 Mr Bleak: Logs. He's got wood?
 Stumpwiz: @glenalec, don't know about TX, but in MD I've been stopped because an alert LEO thought I had put a truck tag on a sedan.
 huskyboy: Isn't this illegal in Texas?
 dangerkeith3000: go euler! go euler! it's yo' number! not really! just an estimation! go euler go euler!
 Dr Awkward: @Yurishiro @Shay An Indianapolis area Papa Johns?
 mom: @Shay scroll more!
 funny in the wall: transcendental...
 Shay: @Yurishiro Nope, not seeing it on Google.
 professional: Go ahead search this number in google, scroll down some results and find a pretty shocking unrelated one.
 ignatz: You'll err on the side of caution...
Image 241807   04-10-18   Uploaded by    Stumpwiz
Score:
391
 
 charlemagne: @Yurishiro who hasn't though
 ppr4: Ok Who used the faucet as marital aid?
Image 241806   04-10-18   Uploaded by    runny999
Score:
315
 
 piranharama: Draw me like one of your French mannequins
 mrdiron: Sir, please don't climb on the displa - oh.
 lazySolver: I'm too dumb for this game, think i'll stick with good'ol time
 Side Boob: Just hanging out at the shoe store
 lazySolver: yes;
 fanny: @lazySolver are you uploading hundreds of pictures of alligator?
 WTF: JCPenny and chill?
 lazySolver: why my photos don't get approved?
 westerner: Go on. Leave a comment. Just a shoe one, even.
Image 241805   04-10-18   Uploaded by    NO JOKES
Image 241804 is unbelievably bad (score -4) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Big Baby. Your image was bad, Big Baby.
Score:
383
 
 waynelord: Dont use hyphens as em-dashes, though
 Bluetocracy: @funny in the wall what do baptist wombats remind you of?
 funny in the wall: the word baptist has always reminded me of wombats.
 tiffany: Jesus: "I forgive you" *grins*
 Horp Lello: I don't think that is quite what Jesus meant!
Image 241803   04-10-18   Uploaded by    daver
Image 241802 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by betamax. You have brought shame on us, betamax.
Score:
485
 
 Wooden Spoon: Titmouse?
 Ulillillia: Hey buddy, I almost flew into this thing.
 lazySolver: tried being direct, didn't work
 a robot: @lazySolver It's all pretty subjective, tbh
 lazySolver: wait, im better than a robot, that ranking is bulls
 lazySolver: allait, text you when im sober, seen some shit right now
Image 241801   04-10-18   Uploaded by    not i spy
Score:
378
 
 Robespierre: ART, amirite?
 VeeKay: One job etc
 lazySolver: Dobby is happy to be with his friend
 skittles: Copy/paste
Image 241800   04-10-18   Uploaded by    Rent A Dog
Score:
587
 
 lazySolver: and you need gifs in this thing!
 lazySolver: i need a hug
 lazySolver: drunk*
 sparename: Drug impairment testing station
 Soaps Pierre: Switching gravity-planes on the orbital space habitat
 superfudge: New Tesla upgrade speed does strange things to space-time.
 Aaron Spacemuseum: go home bridge, you're drunk
Image 241799   04-10-18   Uploaded by    butt poop
Score:
360
 
 Seven Eight Nine: @Yurishiro Its pronounced dew-moss :-)
 Ulillillia: @DBfromKC
 funny in the wall: seriously, snitches get stitches
 lazySolver: who is the golden snitch?
 Butcherboy: Of course they could be pointing to a free birdseed trap ala wile e coyote
 Butcherboy: The golden snitch is what man.
 fumbduck: I don't think you have to agree with him to find this funny.
 lazySolver: fking form post, you guys need to put this thing on wordpress
 lazySolver: I can forgive you, can you forgive yourself?
 Salvador Molly: Only criminals call people who report crimes "snitch". And by your asshole logic you are the snitch for publicly reporting them, dumass.
 lazySolver: I can forgive you, can you forgive yourself?
 Joetato: The type that prefer to feel safe in their society?
Image 241798   04-10-18   Uploaded by    Big Baby
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