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257789  Robespierre: (frug'ing violently)

257787  WannaBee: I had to print out the braille alphabet to get it.

257791  Robespierre: This font is weird

257787  WannaBee: @jochenau @PenguinBartender I got 'diaper change table pull above to epen'

257800  Robespierre: 8-bit Lyfe

257801  Robespierre: This Banksy is already worth millions

257796  Peter Pantsless: I'm gonna stick with the rock lobster

257787  VoR: @raditzu and that's why it's in the void

257788  VoR: @Bluetocracy is it cat? Is it a rat?! No!! It's pooper pup!

257808  rachel: Woah! Thanks for the gold!! Voodoo slept pretty good through the night. She only meowed 2637181 times haha.

257789  VoR: Tiiiiiiiiiiimber! Good harvest this year

257805  Peter Pantsless: I'm never washing my hands again

257798  VoR: Hank is short for hanky panky

257772  ThoughtlessGentleman: @charlemagne great name considering tue subject but i have spoken. if theyre not inbred now they will be just you wait.

257801  ThoughtlessGentleman: the face discombobulation ball now on sale!

257769  Mad Collager: Do you really need THAT much insurance for one bike?

257772  Mad Collager: @Dr Awkward Brilliant! From now on, we'll have to call him Prince Receipt.

257800  VoR: He could only afford one or the other IRL

257793  hajjpodge: No but Cryptocurrencies were invented for the black market, explicitly narcotics.

257799  fumbduck: This is what I see when I see my co-workers' lunchboxes.

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257634 barfolomew: "Name us after friends and we will swallow their souls!"

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257724 addend: Is this Kansas City, Kansas, or Kansas City, Missouri? Asking for a friend.

257686 tib gubb: heck yes

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257513 grandma: @Knice wow

257555 Shay: Today's weirdo item.

257626 smusher: We all do the dew down here. You'll do the dew too.



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 barfolomew: @Warrax Yes! I actually didn't count ahead of time, and I was like, well, if this doesn't work, I'll just delete it. But when it worked out, it was the best thing.
 boxboxbox: COMM ENTO NTHE POST CARD
 Warrax: @barfolomew Were you as excited as I was when you discovered the number of letters in that phrase was a perfect multiple of 4? Because I was pretty excited. Highlight of my whole day, really.
 Christina: It's a movie about a girl that lives in a zoo and fall in love with a magician.
 Shay: DONO TFEE DTHE ANIM ALS
 barfolomew: @Robespierre @Warrax won it.
 Robespierre: @barfolomew @Warrax Another statistical tie?
 barfolomew: @Warrax WOW
 barfolomew: GRAP HICD ESIG NISM YPAS SION
 Warrax: grap hicd esig nism ypas sion
Image 241706   04-09-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
1032
 
 FabricMan: But which one will be victorious?
Image 241705   04-09-18   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
324
 
 sumo: @grizzly - eh, it's someone to talk to, at least!
 grizzly: @glenalec but there are man eating spiders in there!
 thrilhouse: I've been playing with a projector from work on my bedroom ceiling the past few days. Deciding if lying on my back for extended periods is comfortable (Flat, it isn't, but with some angle adjustments to my electric bed - glenalec.net/projects/bed/ - it is working okay).
 FireBreathingMarmot: Nice. I'm totally doing this my next lazy day, only with a tablet and a quilt.
 jazzjunkie: Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.
 Ulillillia: No insurnce? No problem, we have an MRI machine for you!
 Shay: @barfolomew Damnit Jim, I'm a doctor too, not an assistant plumber.
 barfolomew: @Shay Dammit doctor, that much real life all at once to a patient in severe social withdrawal would kill them! I'm a doctor, not a miracle worker!
 Robespierre: Virtually virtual
 Shay: @barfolomew I disagree doctor, this patient needs 40cc's of social LIFE.
 barfolomew: Get this patient 20cc's of social media, STAT!
Image 241704   04-09-18   Uploaded by    hoobleton
Score:
329
 
 tib gubb: that's $100 in a restaurant
 Stumpwiz: In local restaurants around here, it's called a flight.
 redbranch: @jochenau - grape juice that some yeast pissed in.
 Micro Jackson: It's only a tasting if you spit em out. Even classier
 Not A Bot: three seashells? blast from the past...or future?
 jochenau: It all tastes like grape alcohol.
 ignatz: my box is classier..
Image 241703   04-09-18   Uploaded by    John Blender
Score:
744
 
 Stumpwiz: And it's only for two weeks, TWO WEEKS.
 Mad Collager: From inside: Could you please hurry? We're in a Russian.
 tib gubb: wow, profiling
 dangerkeith3000: haha
Image 241702   04-09-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
377
 
 funny in the wall: a.k.a. the tea party
 antipatterns: @Not A Bot probably my favorite so far
 Not A Bot: for the right-handed gentleman who uses his phone to watch porn
 wolfpk: Kay (Men in Black): A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it.
 Not A Bot: now serving fresh grass-fed milk on tap
 deeeeeeeez: ....said both political parties...
 Micro Jackson: I prefer large people in stupid groups
 ignatz: People are great. Society: not so much..
Image 241701   04-09-18   Uploaded by    beefbeef
Score:
806
 
 Butcherboy: Thats just a black hi lighter @SpaceCow
 SpaceCow: Careful, your cat is redacting your paperwork.
Image 241700   04-09-18   Uploaded by    namaste
Score:
333
 
 PenguinBartender: Alright, alright, alright. I see how you guys are confused here. The correct answer is "l4" as in "L4," if using capitals. *shakes fist at Times New Roman*
 SpaceCow: The correct answer is forty cubits.
 Jesse P: It's just the wrong 14. Pick the right 14 next time!
 wolfpk: There was a space in front of your 14. I am being sarcastic, but that has happened many time to me when it comes to user names and password. It is reasonable to think that is the case here. (Note how the 14s are lined up, even though your answer has fewer characters)
 A duck: Smart people are stupid
 tib gubb: time to git gud
 Christina: BTW, that's why you need a teacher to do the evaluation.
 Christina: Correct answer is not correct.
Image 241699   04-09-18   Uploaded by    Wort Mumpus
Score:
541
 
 pisspig: Ass restaurants
 kswat: @a robot
 Donut: "Did you still want a reservation?" "No, man, now it just got awkward."
 dangerkeith3000: I wouldn't want to yell at a robot. They are scarier than people.
 a robot: @SpaceCow :(
 PenguinBartender: Goddammnit Grant. Reign. Your. Shit. In.
 SpaceCow: "I just wanted to yell at a robot, is that so wrong!"
Image 241698   04-09-18   Uploaded by    skylark
Score:
775
 
 Ulillillia: @Not A Bot But it's 100% less depressing!
 UltraBeverly: I bet it smells great in there
 Not A Bot: Is this the new Butthorn? I don't like this either.
Image 241697   04-09-18   Uploaded by    adeadcrab
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