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258412  Solemn: Fun fact: this is an article from 'The Foghorn News', the paper of Del Mar College in Corpus Christi, Texas. There's a version of this on their website, with several people yelling at the author to take down the article due to it contradicting various articles of scripture, which they happily list for the reader's benefit.

258417  AlexDeLarge: Sorry, goose, but it's time to buzz the tower

258412  Mr. Shine: @AlexDeLarge that's likely.

258419  Mr. Shine: Most likely true.

258402  AlexDeLarge: Hyperbolic parabaloid *beep* yo mama!

258412  AlexDeLarge: He wanted an excuse to show off stuff from his deviantart page?

258418  Not A Bot: I'm amazed that they had enough letters to spell 'tyrannosaurus' three times.

258365  hajjpodge: @Annoying Vegan Maybe you have sleep apnea and you're disturbing him.

258380  hajjpodge: Finally, a wrinkle removing cream that REALLY works!

257419  Mr Bleak: Feed. Me. ... Feed. Me. ... Feed. Me. ...

258402  White Rice: For bonus points, make sure to alliterate the insults (though the current list is sorely lacking)

258405  White Rice: Welp, time to get mauled while trying to pet a big cat.

258410  Prostata: who lives in a pineapple next to the couch?

258337  TurkeyVulture: This is not going to go the way you think it will.

258412  jochenau: Spice up your sex life with the College Newspaper Sex Advice Column position!

258402  NoRagrets: Bulbous fuck demon sounds like a compliment

258411  mwoody: You kill his spider family. What's coming isn't revenge... it's punishment.

258394  Korrok: Kinky....

258412  Peter Pantsless: Oh, hi Mark

258404  Robespierre: This THEM remake confused ants with beetles

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258270 berlin: me too

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258378 Robespierre: @Spazstatic The average American's concept of "freedom" and "liberty" is becoming more divorced from reality by the day now. Thanks, Internet. BTW, the ferry's running late here.

258178 Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.

258129 tib gubb: @Wooden Spoon women thinking things, that's hilarious

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258143 E. HONDA: there's a lot to unpack here

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?

258337 TurkeyVulture: This is not going to go the way you think it will.

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?



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 FabricMan: But which one will be victorious?
Image 241705   04-09-18   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
324
 
 sumo: @grizzly - eh, it's someone to talk to, at least!
 grizzly: @glenalec but there are man eating spiders in there!
 thrilhouse: I've been playing with a projector from work on my bedroom ceiling the past few days. Deciding if lying on my back for extended periods is comfortable (Flat, it isn't, but with some angle adjustments to my electric bed - glenalec.net/projects/bed/ - it is working okay).
 FireBreathingMarmot: Nice. I'm totally doing this my next lazy day, only with a tablet and a quilt.
 jazzjunkie: Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.
 Ulillillia: No insurnce? No problem, we have an MRI machine for you!
 Shay: @barfolomew Damnit Jim, I'm a doctor too, not an assistant plumber.
 barfolomew: @Shay Dammit doctor, that much real life all at once to a patient in severe social withdrawal would kill them! I'm a doctor, not a miracle worker!
 Robespierre: Virtually virtual
 Shay: @barfolomew I disagree doctor, this patient needs 40cc's of social LIFE.
 barfolomew: Get this patient 20cc's of social media, STAT!
Image 241704   04-09-18   Uploaded by    hoobleton
Score:
329
 
 tib gubb: that's $100 in a restaurant
 Stumpwiz: In local restaurants around here, it's called a flight.
 redbranch: @jochenau - grape juice that some yeast pissed in.
 Micro Jackson: It's only a tasting if you spit em out. Even classier
 Not A Bot: three seashells? blast from the past...or future?
 jochenau: It all tastes like grape alcohol.
 ignatz: my box is classier..
Image 241703   04-09-18   Uploaded by    John Blender
Score:
744
 
 Stumpwiz: And it's only for two weeks, TWO WEEKS.
 Mad Collager: From inside: Could you please hurry? We're in a Russian.
 tib gubb: wow, profiling
 dangerkeith3000: haha
Image 241702   04-09-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
377
 
 funny in the wall: a.k.a. the tea party
 antipatterns: @Not A Bot probably my favorite so far
 Not A Bot: for the right-handed gentleman who uses his phone to watch porn
 wolfpk: Kay (Men in Black): A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it.
 Not A Bot: now serving fresh grass-fed milk on tap
 deeeeeeeez: ....said both political parties...
 Micro Jackson: I prefer large people in stupid groups
 ignatz: People are great. Society: not so much..
Image 241701   04-09-18   Uploaded by    beefbeef
Score:
806
 
 Butcherboy: Thats just a black hi lighter @SpaceCow
 SpaceCow: Careful, your cat is redacting your paperwork.
Image 241700   04-09-18   Uploaded by    namaste
Score:
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 PenguinBartender: Alright, alright, alright. I see how you guys are confused here. The correct answer is "l4" as in "L4," if using capitals. *shakes fist at Times New Roman*
 SpaceCow: The correct answer is forty cubits.
 Jesse P: It's just the wrong 14. Pick the right 14 next time!
 wolfpk: There was a space in front of your 14. I am being sarcastic, but that has happened many time to me when it comes to user names and password. It is reasonable to think that is the case here. (Note how the 14s are lined up, even though your answer has fewer characters)
 A duck: Smart people are stupid
 tib gubb: time to git gud
 Christina: BTW, that's why you need a teacher to do the evaluation.
 Christina: Correct answer is not correct.
Image 241699   04-09-18   Uploaded by    Wort Mumpus
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 pisspig: Ass restaurants
 kswat: @a robot
 Donut: "Did you still want a reservation?" "No, man, now it just got awkward."
 dangerkeith3000: I wouldn't want to yell at a robot. They are scarier than people.
 a robot: @SpaceCow :(
 PenguinBartender: Goddammnit Grant. Reign. Your. Shit. In.
 SpaceCow: "I just wanted to yell at a robot, is that so wrong!"
Image 241698   04-09-18   Uploaded by    skylark
Score:
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 Ulillillia: @Not A Bot But it's 100% less depressing!
 UltraBeverly: I bet it smells great in there
 Not A Bot: Is this the new Butthorn? I don't like this either.
Image 241697   04-09-18   Uploaded by    adeadcrab
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 SuedeOxford: It's a little thing called fashion. Look it up sometime.
 Shay: YOU'RE AN ASSISTANT PLUMBER!!!!
 barfolomew: Obviously, @Not A Bot meant to post the above comment here.
 Robespierre: Peek-a-...eew!
Image 241696   04-09-18   Uploaded by    ColdHotCool
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