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244467  tib gubb: resting birb face

244480  sparename: Single or double?

244408  PenguinBartender: @lecj07 Overall, they had to be realistic and acknowledge they'd lose fewer of their numbers to their own weapons if they just cut off their own ring fingers.

244462  VeeKay: Unrealistic standard of NASCAR drivers ed.

244469  funny in the wall: are we saying that tide is the tortured artist and not a soulless evil corporation?

244440  PenguinBartender: Foiled!

244443  PenguinBartender: FIGHT!

244468  VeeKay: Truly a turd among images that don't actually show a turd.

244467  FabricMan: Say the secret bird, win a hundred dollars!

244463  PenguinBartender: *slowly looks down at finger on mousewheel*

244371  a sedated moose: @Yurishiro eh, fair enough.

244469  Slerzy: So is the tide pod the art, or the casual existential angst of generation z?

244427  Felicity: Same

244317  jazzjunkie: @piranharama Lifted up by a forklift supported by yet another forklift, I presume.

244449  Felicity: Very 90s

244338  jazzjunkie: VHS can store hi-def video, but nobody cared until it was already too late.

244440  Not A Bot: i are neighbor human, dog went there.

244354  jazzjunkie: You can't go out and buy hand cream designed for humans; it's all empty marketing claims.

244466  dangerkeith3000: But is it art?

244464  Yurishiro: @dangerkeith3000 I can imagine. I guess what were they expecting though, he hasn't changed much since before the elections.

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244419 jazzjunkie: Scientists used to think that long flowing dresses dragged on the ground like a T-Rex tail. The modern assumption is that long flowing dresses (much like a T-Rex tail) are held aloft, aiding with balance and maneuverability at high speeds.

244300 Yurishiro: The skeleton that sdoot

244227 bug: I guess shooting them in the barrel was still a little too difficult.

244406 Side Boob: Same.

244337 itskando: This is my favorite show. But I don't have anyone to discuss it with. Woo will help me decide on which type of cop Officer Meow Meow Fuzzyface truly is?

244292 FireBreathingMarmot: Banksy goes conceptual.

244301 piranharama: Paranoia in a space station tho...

244280 FireBreathingMarmot: When your only tool is words, everything looks like an MS Word sign.

244294 FireBreathingMarmot: "Where did I go wrong - eating a bowl of glitter, or thinking I could hold back that sneeze..."

244288 prius: going to need my glasses for this



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Score:
1032
 
 FabricMan: But which one will be victorious?
Image 241705   04-09-18   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
324
 
 glenalec: @grizzly - eh, it's someone to talk to, at least!
 grizzly: @glenalec but there are man eating spiders in there!
 glenalec: I've been playing with a projector from work on my bedroom ceiling the past few days. Deciding if lying on my back for extended periods is comfortable (Flat, it isn't, but with some angle adjustments to my electric bed - glenalec.net/projects/bed/ - it is working okay).
 FireBreathingMarmot: Nice. I'm totally doing this my next lazy day, only with a tablet and a quilt.
 jazzjunkie: Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.
 Ulillillia: No insurnce? No problem, we have an MRI machine for you!
 Shay: @barfolomew Damnit Jim, I'm a doctor too, not an assistant plumber.
 barfolomew: @Shay Dammit doctor, that much real life all at once to a patient in severe social withdrawal would kill them! I'm a doctor, not a miracle worker!
 Robespierre: Virtually virtual
 Shay: @barfolomew I disagree doctor, this patient needs 40cc's of social LIFE.
 barfolomew: Get this patient 20cc's of social media, STAT!
Image 241704   04-09-18   Uploaded by    hoobleton
Score:
305
 
 tib gubb: that's $100 in a restaurant
 Stumpwiz: In local restaurants around here, it's called a flight.
 glenalec: @jochenau - grape juice that some yeast pissed in.
 Micro Jackson: It's only a tasting if you spit em out. Even classier
 Not A Bot: three seashells? blast from the past...or future?
 jochenau: It all tastes like grape alcohol.
 ignatz: my box is classier..
Image 241703   04-09-18   Uploaded by    John Blender
Score:
718
 
 Stumpwiz: And it's only for two weeks, TWO WEEKS.
 Mad Collager: From inside: Could you please hurry? We're in a Russian.
 tib gubb: wow, profiling
 dangerkeith3000: haha
Image 241702   04-09-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
353
 
 funny in the wall: a.k.a. the tea party
 antipatterns: @Not A Bot probably my favorite so far
 Not A Bot: for the right-handed gentleman who uses his phone to watch porn
 wolfpk: Kay (Men in Black): A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it.
 Not A Bot: now serving fresh grass-fed milk on tap
 deeeeeeeez: ....said both political parties...
 Micro Jackson: I prefer large people in stupid groups
 ignatz: People are great. Society: not so much..
Image 241701   04-09-18   Uploaded by    beefbeef
Score:
781
 
 Butcherboy: Thats just a black hi lighter @SpaceCow
 SpaceCow: Careful, your cat is redacting your paperwork.
Image 241700   04-09-18   Uploaded by    namaste
Score:
333
 
 PenguinBartender: Alright, alright, alright. I see how you guys are confused here. The correct answer is "l4" as in "L4," if using capitals. *shakes fist at Times New Roman*
 SpaceCow: The correct answer is forty cubits.
 Jesse P: It's just the wrong 14. Pick the right 14 next time!
 wolfpk: There was a space in front of your 14. I am being sarcastic, but that has happened many time to me when it comes to user names and password. It is reasonable to think that is the case here. (Note how the 14s are lined up, even though your answer has fewer characters)
 Yurishiro: Smart people are stupid
 tib gubb: time to git gud
 Christina: BTW, that's why you need a teacher to do the evaluation.
 Christina: Correct answer is not correct.
Image 241699   04-09-18   Uploaded by    Wort Mumpus
Score:
541
 
 Felicity: Ass restaurants
 GoGo Robotto: @a robot
 Donut: "Did you still want a reservation?" "No, man, now it just got awkward."
 dangerkeith3000: I wouldn't want to yell at a robot. They are scarier than people.
 a robot: @SpaceCow :(
 PenguinBartender: Goddammnit Grant. Reign. Your. Shit. In.
 SpaceCow: "I just wanted to yell at a robot, is that so wrong!"
Image 241698   04-09-18   Uploaded by    skylark
Score:
723
 
 Ulillillia: @Not A Bot But it's 100% less depressing!
 UltraBeverly: I bet it smells great in there
 Not A Bot: Is this the new Butthorn? I don't like this either.
Image 241697   04-09-18   Uploaded by    adeadcrab
Score:
215
 
 SuedeOxford: It's a little thing called fashion. Look it up sometime.
 Shay: YOU'RE AN ASSISTANT PLUMBER!!!!
 barfolomew: Obviously, @Not A Bot meant to post the above comment here.
 Robespierre: Peek-a-...eew!
Image 241696   04-09-18   Uploaded by    ColdHotCool
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