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273191  Entertainmentalist: If a woman parks in this spot, is it okay to ask her if she's pregnant?

273170  Not A Bot: If he really loved her he would have nutted on it.

273196  Littlecraftywolf: better wake mom #273195

273196  KingTrebek: not worth waking mom for

273195  Littlecraftywolf: @Littlecraftywolf ah and here it is #273196

272795  Littlecraftywolf: @trelyate shut up baby i know it

273186  Remp Wulgus: OOOh. The legendary ass burrito.

273187  Littlecraftywolf: wtf is even going on and why does the owl and robot have fingers but none of the humans do?

273195  Littlecraftywolf: optional route: the second coming of jesus then wake her

272892  Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

273193  Littlecraftywolf: this guy was up way too late. 8 hours of sleep!

273185  Littlecraftywolf: whats the number? i'd think i'd like to meet this "daisy".

273169  Mad Collager: Sniff, sniff, hey, could somebody order a couple of pizzas?

273168  GTA VII: The fun way to have fun.

273149  KingTrebek: @VoR sounds like a real badass

273062  Greifer: it skips a generation

273070  Greifer: @Greek Fire delendam esse... you greeks,

273174  hajjpodge: @Christina From murder, to more murder.

273079  Greifer: the beauty of north korea?

273180  Greek Fire: JJJ accusing Spider-Man of eating New York's pigeons was a highlight of the new game.

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272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272918 Mad Collager: @Sadbot I don't know where you live, but I, too, would like to help with a chance to meet your goats. I can't travel more than an hour from suburban Washington, DC though - kid responsibilities.

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

272815 Mr Bleak: Just because you *can* do something ...

273043 UltraBeverly: I don't think it would be much of a leap to think his daughter was also his girlfriend.

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.



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10. Remp Wulgus: 1764 points
11. Never AFK: 1756 points
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14. Mexico: 1670 points
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Score:
762
 
 Stumpwiz: And it's only for two weeks, TWO WEEKS.
 Mad Collager: From inside: Could you please hurry? We're in a Russian.
 tib gubb: wow, profiling
 dangerkeith3000: haha
Image 241702   04-09-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
377
 
 funny in the wall: a.k.a. the tea party
 waterudoin: @Not A Bot probably my favorite so far
 Not A Bot: for the right-handed gentleman who uses his phone to watch porn
 wolfpk: Kay (Men in Black): A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it.
 Not A Bot: now serving fresh grass-fed milk on tap
 deeeeeeeez: ....said both political parties...
 Micro Jackson: I prefer large people in stupid groups
 Father Goose: People are great. Society: not so much..
Image 241701   04-09-18   Uploaded by    beefbeef
Score:
806
 
 Butcherboy: Thats just a black hi lighter @SpaceCow
 SpaceCow: Careful, your cat is redacting your paperwork.
Image 241700   04-09-18   Uploaded by    namaste
Score:
333
 
 PenguinBartender: Alright, alright, alright. I see how you guys are confused here. The correct answer is "l4" as in "L4," if using capitals. *shakes fist at Times New Roman*
 SpaceCow: The correct answer is forty cubits.
 Jesse P: It's just the wrong 14. Pick the right 14 next time!
 wolfpk: There was a space in front of your 14. I am being sarcastic, but that has happened many time to me when it comes to user names and password. It is reasonable to think that is the case here. (Note how the 14s are lined up, even though your answer has fewer characters)
 A duck: Smart people are stupid
 tib gubb: time to git gud
 Christina: BTW, that's why you need a teacher to do the evaluation.
 Christina: Correct answer is not correct.
Image 241699   04-09-18   Uploaded by    Wort Mumpus
Score:
541
 
 pisspig: Ass restaurants
 kswat: @a robot
 Donut: "Did you still want a reservation?" "No, man, now it just got awkward."
 dangerkeith3000: I wouldn't want to yell at a robot. They are scarier than people.
 a robot: @SpaceCow :(
 PenguinBartender: Goddammnit Grant. Reign. Your. Shit. In.
 SpaceCow: "I just wanted to yell at a robot, is that so wrong!"
Image 241698   04-09-18   Uploaded by    skylark
Score:
775
 
 Ulillillia: @Not A Bot But it's 100% less depressing!
 UltraBeverly: I bet it smells great in there
 Not A Bot: Is this the new Butthorn? I don't like this either.
Image 241697   04-09-18   Uploaded by    adeadcrab
Score:
215
 
 SuedeOxford: It's a little thing called fashion. Look it up sometime.
 Shay: YOU'RE AN ASSISTANT PLUMBER!!!!
 barfolomew: Obviously, @Not A Bot meant to post the above comment here.
 Robespierre: Peek-a-...eew!
Image 241696   04-09-18   Uploaded by    ColdHotCool
Score:
556
 
 Passive: That poor woman
 BavidDowie: I have a lot of self-confidence
 Malkchic: He tried hard and believed in himself too many times.
 Robespierre: Spiccoli didn't age well at all.
 Ulillillia: Words to live by.
 dangerkeith3000: Your selfie would look better if you took off that shrunken medium t shirt that is way way way too small for you and put on a 2X or maybe 3X at least. Dress for your body type, fool!
 Yam: Legit, just maybe not every day
Image 241695   04-09-18   Uploaded by    chelseachels
Score:
403
 
 Warrax: @a robot That's when you eat a whole pizza alone on valentine's day.
 a robot: What's "heartay?"
 wolfpk: The "terms and conditions" are that they get to record it and put it in the internet.
 tib gubb: how to achieve legendary status
Image 241694   04-09-18   Uploaded by    Prumbo
Score:
697
 
 dangerkeith3000: @Felicity I can dig it.
 twitter: @dangerkeith3000 We have a saying in my little colony of comedy writers: Poo Jokes for Intellectuals
 Himesama: Uzumaki!
 Warrax: The bronze ratio.
 Micro Jackson: Doggo is making his own spirals
 dangerkeith3000: I see the best comments when poop jokes can be made :)
 Bohab: The kind of perfection you only see in nature
 tib gubb: nature is beautiful
 Yam: This asshole giant husky will poop out its ass
 ThoughtlessGentleman: when i shit on this deck all they did was yell.
Image 241693   04-09-18   Uploaded by    In The Pocket
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