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262949  VeeKay: Want more fibre? Eat one of these every day.

262958  VeeKay: If I am unobserved I like to etch a sweet little message such as "I PARK LIKE A WONDERFUL LADY" on their windscreen. Got a tungsten scribe in my car all special like. If I don't feel that's an adequate payback I get a shopping cart and attatch it to the drivers' door handle with a stainless steel cable tie. I am a petty, petty man.

262962  VeeKay: Enjoy your new diet of insulin and sterile needles.

262965  VeeKay: They shit on their legs to cool down. Sweet!

262969  VeeKay: A cappella.

262940  KingTrebek: Just check for urinals

262967  hajjpodge: 90% tremble.

262954  Not A Bot: What can this strange device be? When I touch it, it gives forth a sound It's got wires that vibrate and give music I know it's most unusual To come before you so But I've found an ancient miracle I thought that you should know Listen to my music And hear what it can do There's something here as strong as life I know that it will reach you Yes, we know, it's nothing new It's just a waste of time Another toy that helped destroy The elder race of man Forget about your silly whim It doesn't fit the planWe are the Priests of the Temples of Syrinx

262881  KingTrebek: @Sage @hajjpodge Ok I figured it out. This is Mary Fallin, governor of Oklahoma with a 19% approval rating.

262963  a robot: Cheeeeeeeze!

262962  UltraBeverly: This eugenics experiment is delicious.

262929  Fiveninety: @Spazstatic NCIS, SVU, Criminal Minds, etc

262942  Scoo: The cutest death from above of all time!

262944  Scoo: Lacy aka "Bitey"

262946  Scoo: They know

262956  Scoo: Mmmm.... sacrilicious...

262957  Scoo: It should buff out

262960  Scoo: Your modesty is detracting from the authenticity

262959  Sandor: So if I can't get hired by McDonald's, does that make me a winner?

262960  grizzly: @Nope It has been a challenging mating season for Bird Person.

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262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262642 Chest Rockwell: @Robespierre This is why beer should be $100 per bottle.

262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.

262856 raditzu: Noble and selfrespecting women, so much better than vulgar creatures that men are

262697 piranharama: Great band name

262892 Shay: WacArnolds.

262891 Scoo: Number three, why they so damn hard to close back up without the other side popping out?

262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this

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Score:
744
 
 Stumpwiz: And it's only for two weeks, TWO WEEKS.
 Mad Collager: From inside: Could you please hurry? We're in a Russian.
 tib gubb: wow, profiling
 dangerkeith3000: haha
Image 241702   04-09-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
377
 
 funny in the wall: a.k.a. the tea party
 antipatterns: @Not A Bot probably my favorite so far
 Not A Bot: for the right-handed gentleman who uses his phone to watch porn
 wolfpk: Kay (Men in Black): A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it.
 Not A Bot: now serving fresh grass-fed milk on tap
 deeeeeeeez: ....said both political parties...
 Micro Jackson: I prefer large people in stupid groups
 Father Goose: People are great. Society: not so much..
Image 241701   04-09-18   Uploaded by    beefbeef
Score:
806
 
 Butcherboy: Thats just a black hi lighter @SpaceCow
 SpaceCow: Careful, your cat is redacting your paperwork.
Image 241700   04-09-18   Uploaded by    namaste
Score:
333
 
 PenguinBartender: Alright, alright, alright. I see how you guys are confused here. The correct answer is "l4" as in "L4," if using capitals. *shakes fist at Times New Roman*
 SpaceCow: The correct answer is forty cubits.
 Jesse P: It's just the wrong 14. Pick the right 14 next time!
 wolfpk: There was a space in front of your 14. I am being sarcastic, but that has happened many time to me when it comes to user names and password. It is reasonable to think that is the case here. (Note how the 14s are lined up, even though your answer has fewer characters)
 A duck: Smart people are stupid
 tib gubb: time to git gud
 Christina: BTW, that's why you need a teacher to do the evaluation.
 Christina: Correct answer is not correct.
Image 241699   04-09-18   Uploaded by    Wort Mumpus
Score:
541
 
 pisspig: Ass restaurants
 kswat: @a robot
 Donut: "Did you still want a reservation?" "No, man, now it just got awkward."
 dangerkeith3000: I wouldn't want to yell at a robot. They are scarier than people.
 a robot: @SpaceCow :(
 PenguinBartender: Goddammnit Grant. Reign. Your. Shit. In.
 SpaceCow: "I just wanted to yell at a robot, is that so wrong!"
Image 241698   04-09-18   Uploaded by    skylark
Score:
775
 
 Ulillillia: @Not A Bot But it's 100% less depressing!
 UltraBeverly: I bet it smells great in there
 Not A Bot: Is this the new Butthorn? I don't like this either.
Image 241697   04-09-18   Uploaded by    adeadcrab
Score:
215
 
 SuedeOxford: It's a little thing called fashion. Look it up sometime.
 Shay: YOU'RE AN ASSISTANT PLUMBER!!!!
 barfolomew: Obviously, @Not A Bot meant to post the above comment here.
 Robespierre: Peek-a-...eew!
Image 241696   04-09-18   Uploaded by    ColdHotCool
Score:
556
 
 Passive: That poor woman
 BavidDowie: I have a lot of self-confidence
 Malkchic: He tried hard and believed in himself too many times.
 Robespierre: Spiccoli didn't age well at all.
 Ulillillia: Words to live by.
 dangerkeith3000: Your selfie would look better if you took off that shrunken medium t shirt that is way way way too small for you and put on a 2X or maybe 3X at least. Dress for your body type, fool!
 Yam: Legit, just maybe not every day
Image 241695   04-09-18   Uploaded by    chelseachels
Score:
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 Warrax: @a robot That's when you eat a whole pizza alone on valentine's day.
 a robot: What's "heartay?"
 wolfpk: The "terms and conditions" are that they get to record it and put it in the internet.
 tib gubb: how to achieve legendary status
Image 241694   04-09-18   Uploaded by    Prumbo
Score:
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 dangerkeith3000: @Felicity I can dig it.
 twitter: @dangerkeith3000 We have a saying in my little colony of comedy writers: Poo Jokes for Intellectuals
 Himesama: Uzumaki!
 Warrax: The bronze ratio.
 Micro Jackson: Doggo is making his own spirals
 dangerkeith3000: I see the best comments when poop jokes can be made :)
 Bohab: The kind of perfection you only see in nature
 tib gubb: nature is beautiful
 Yam: This asshole giant husky will poop out its ass
 ThoughtlessGentleman: when i shit on this deck all they did was yell.
Image 241693   04-09-18   Uploaded by    In The Pocket
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