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244330  a robot: This must be @Dresdenkeogh's favorite cat :) #244267

244336  Side Boob: This is one cool doggie-o

244313  WannaBee: @Yurishiro @Christina oh never mind, Im blue again.

244319  Side Boob: Dude, I am so high right now...

244325  Not A Bot: thats the second biggest butt plug ive ever seen.

244320  Shay: Fuck the police

244320  lecj07: @Otterman Well played.

244327  lecj07: Fail on the name. That name must always be shouted.

244325  Warrax: Good. I've got an itch and I don't want to be judged.

244328  Warrax: This was the wallpaper on all my devices for several months. My daughter thought it was weird, I told her not to talk that way about her sister.

244300  San DoDo: VLC really leaks into everyday life, doesn't it.

244302  DrinkMixMan: I don't get high, can I still use these?

244322  San DoDo: Compton: The Happy Years

244320  Otterman: @lecj07 Pfft, it's "Mister".

244328  barfolomew: I get it, because it's a pearl onion.

244305  lecj07: "I'm just saying, there's a table right here! Why do I have to hold the book on my head? And of course, you're ignoring me. Again."

244311  lecj07: Now do it on a unicycle!

244312  lecj07: Imagining triangular tunnels now.

244324  wolfpk: They finished it in five minutes.

244326  fanny: go home Bjork! you're drunk!

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1. Yurishiro
2. dangerkeith3000
3. WannaBee
4. lecj07
5. tib gubb
6. Scoo
7. glenalec
8. Shay
9. Felicity
10. VoR



The top ten most commented-on images today:

244150 Skaalar: Peter Gabriel is still looking for this woman.

244128 jazzjunkie: Why yes, I *do* have some Grey Poupon!

244294 Joseph: Glitter-tering is what the Dutch call this. (Glitter tuberculosis)

244170 lecj07: @E. HONDA But take the socks off. Somehow, naked with socks is a real turn off for me.

244222 White Rice: @wolfpk yeah he did try that (and if failed spectacularly, fortunately) but he still has way too many fans who think he didn't (and couldn't) do any wrong. That kind of stuff wasn't cool when "shock-jocks" were trying it on the radio, and surprisingly it still isn't cool (outside of 14 year old "edgy" boys).

244141 glenalec: @Yurishiro - don't say any of these - ever - and you will be fine!

244105 square44: @Yurishiro fair enough

244104 Dr Awkward: @SpaceCow Would you rather your tax money go into the pockets of big Bench?

244227 bug: I guess shooting them in the barrel was still a little too difficult.

244288 VoR: @Beeble plus-sed are the aggronauts



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Morpen Lungus uploaded 243989 (1400 points)
ping uploaded 244012 (1276 points)
WannaBee uploaded 244006 (1263 points)
Yurishiro uploaded 244016 (1252 points)
E. HONDA uploaded 243818 (1244 points)
mrmrmr uploaded 243860 (1220 points)
WannaBee uploaded 243990 (1153 points)
Prombom uploaded 244018 (1113 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 244135 (1108 points)
ashton uploaded 243947 (1082 points)
camellia uploaded 243833 (1009 points)
Horp Lello uploaded 244111 (993 points)
Yurishiro uploaded 243998 (992 points)
Pikachu uploaded 243842 (988 points)
WannaBee uploaded 243851 (983 points)


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 1. Supermansbrother: 15816 points
 2. WannaBee: 12423 points
 3. Side Boob: 7907 points
 4. Yurishiro: 6529 points
 5. Annoying Vegan : 5225 points
 6. Not A Bot: 3354 points
 7. Mr. Butt: 2825 points
 8. foreversmug: 2698 points
 9. Scoo: 2463 points
10. a robot: 2420 points
11. Mexico: 2370 points
12. dingding: 2347 points
13. waaaaaat: 2267 points
14. E. HONDA: 2164 points
15. Warrax: 2064 points
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Score:
718
 
 Stumpwiz: And it's only for two weeks, TWO WEEKS.
 Mad Collager: From inside: Could you please hurry? We're in a Russian.
 tib gubb: wow, profiling
 dangerkeith3000: haha
Image 241702   04-09-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
353
 
 funny in the wall: a.k.a. the tea party
 antipatterns: @Not A Bot probably my favorite so far
 Not A Bot: for the right-handed gentleman who uses his phone to watch porn
 wolfpk: Kay (Men in Black): A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it.
 Not A Bot: now serving fresh grass-fed milk on tap
 deeeeeeeez: ....said both political parties...
 Micro Jackson: I prefer large people in stupid groups
 ignatz: People are great. Society: not so much..
Image 241701   04-09-18   Uploaded by    beefbeef
Score:
781
 
 Butcherboy: Thats just a black hi lighter @SpaceCow
 SpaceCow: Careful, your cat is redacting your paperwork.
Image 241700   04-09-18   Uploaded by    namaste
Score:
333
 
 PenguinBartender: Alright, alright, alright. I see how you guys are confused here. The correct answer is "l4" as in "L4," if using capitals. *shakes fist at Times New Roman*
 SpaceCow: The correct answer is forty cubits.
 Jesse P: It's just the wrong 14. Pick the right 14 next time!
 wolfpk: There was a space in front of your 14. I am being sarcastic, but that has happened many time to me when it comes to user names and password. It is reasonable to think that is the case here. (Note how the 14s are lined up, even though your answer has fewer characters)
 Yurishiro: Smart people are stupid
 tib gubb: time to git gud
 Christina: BTW, that's why you need a teacher to do the evaluation.
 Christina: Correct answer is not correct.
Image 241699   04-09-18   Uploaded by    Wort Mumpus
Score:
541
 
 Felicity: Ass restaurants
 GoGo Robotto: @a robot
 Donut: "Did you still want a reservation?" "No, man, now it just got awkward."
 dangerkeith3000: I wouldn't want to yell at a robot. They are scarier than people.
 a robot: @SpaceCow :(
 PenguinBartender: Goddammnit Grant. Reign. Your. Shit. In.
 SpaceCow: "I just wanted to yell at a robot, is that so wrong!"
Image 241698   04-09-18   Uploaded by    skylark
Score:
723
 
 Ulillillia: @Not A Bot But it's 100% less depressing!
 UltraBeverly: I bet it smells great in there
 Not A Bot: Is this the new Butthorn? I don't like this either.
Image 241697   04-09-18   Uploaded by    adeadcrab
Score:
215
 
 SuedeOxford: It's a little thing called fashion. Look it up sometime.
 Shay: YOU'RE AN ASSISTANT PLUMBER!!!!
 barfolomew: Obviously, @Not A Bot meant to post the above comment here.
 Robespierre: Peek-a-...eew!
Image 241696   04-09-18   Uploaded by    ColdHotCool
Score:
556
 
 Passive: That poor woman
 BavidDowie: I have a lot of self-confidence
 Malkchic: He tried hard and believed in himself too many times.
 Robespierre: Spiccoli didn't age well at all.
 Ulillillia: Words to live by.
 dangerkeith3000: Your selfie would look better if you took off that shrunken medium t shirt that is way way way too small for you and put on a 2X or maybe 3X at least. Dress for your body type, fool!
 Yam: Legit, just maybe not every day
Image 241695   04-09-18   Uploaded by    chelseachels
Score:
377
 
 Warrax: @a robot That's when you eat a whole pizza alone on valentine's day.
 a robot: What's "heartay?"
 wolfpk: The "terms and conditions" are that they get to record it and put it in the internet.
 tib gubb: how to achieve legendary status
Image 241694   04-09-18   Uploaded by    Prumbo
Score:
697
 
 dangerkeith3000: @Felicity I can dig it.
 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 We have a saying in my little colony of comedy writers: Poo Jokes for Intellectuals
 Himesama: Uzumaki!
 Warrax: The bronze ratio.
 Micro Jackson: Doggo is making his own spirals
 dangerkeith3000: I see the best comments when poop jokes can be made :)
 Bohab: The kind of perfection you only see in nature
 tib gubb: nature is beautiful
 Yam: This asshole giant husky will poop out its ass
 ThoughtlessGentleman: when i shit on this deck all they did was yell.
Image 241693   04-09-18   Uploaded by    In The Pocket
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