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273224  FormerLurker: Hey whats up your son is going to be there around noon tomorrow or Tuesday or Wednesday or Thursday night and I can probably take you out to dinner tonight and then Ill be there around noon or so Ill have a good day at school tomorrow or tomorrow morning.

273263  ignatz: They like computers cos they're warm

273244  eevee: Dirk Stedanko

273242  ignatz: Th Chinese 'Social Credits' plan is straight outta Scarfolk..

273246  ignatz: @sparename my Coeliac grandma switched to tequila- guaranteed wheat-free

273145  Bob: Sorry Canada.

273259  Amy Housewine: * MGM lion roar *

273251  Amy Housewine: Me and my shadow/And now to repeat what I said at the start/They'll need a large crowbar to break us apart

273190  VoR: Singing*

273258  sparename: *-one else does

273252  Callahan: i think you've had enough to drink, freezer

273255  sparename: Is-a that in the kitchen - Wot ama gonna' do?

273262  sparename: Like the guy who runs the Dutch drivers' roadside cafe - Snack van Open

273246  sparename: My Coeliac friend feels safer with rum

273253  Shay: No sir, our Beauty of North Korea quota is done so scram.

273249  sparename: "Any Mownten Do?"

273254  Shay: *more pylons SFX intensifies*

273255  Shay: Hate to burst your bubble, but there's no casting call for Rat King in the next Michael Bay-raped TMNT movie.

273258  Shay: But Jesus loves vacancies.

273224  charlemagne: @charlemagne I don't like this game

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273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

273224 FormerLurker: Hey whats up your son is going to be there around noon tomorrow or Tuesday or Wednesday or Thursday night and I can probably take you out to dinner tonight and then Ill be there around noon or so Ill have a good day at school tomorrow or tomorrow morning.

272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:



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 Demon Universe: @wolfpk I would say some majority of people are cannibals too, they just have not been hungry enough to discover this.
 Wooden Spoon: You wouldnt be shocked if you saw a human eating a chimp leg...
 wolfpk: Surprise, chickens are canibals!
 Hokie333: "Sweet Jesus..." "We're delicious, okay?"
 Mr. Shine: Relax, it's turkey.
 funny in the wall: no one knows chicken like chickens
Image 241553   04-08-18   Uploaded by    Ulillillia
Score:
700
 
 Wooden Spoon: Putting on the Ritz
 Scoo: Tyrannosaurus Deer
 Sydney: Don*t talk to me or my son again
Image 241552   04-08-18   Uploaded by    Rembo Prundus
Score:
688
 
 itskando: @glenalec Your anaconda don't want none if you ain't got buns, hon?
 Wooden Spoon: I have snakelight flashlight. I didnt know they made ceiling lights
 WTF: Never mind...
 TurkeyVulture: True Confessions:. I married a snake.
 piranharama: Ceiling snek is watching you masturbate
 zoso: Any buns in here? No? Okay. Sorry for bothering you.
Image 241551   04-08-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
1324
 
 Mr Bleak: @mrdiron Well, everything shrinks when it gets cold and wet... :blush:
 Lorm Bembo: I love these cat posts.
 Scoo: Feels good, man
 Robespierre: Stop being so snooty, mister
 Shay: @mrdiron Yes.
 Skinr: I 3
 mrdiron: Big head, or small legs?
Image 241550   04-08-18   Uploaded by    entropy
Score:
1146
 
 Weather: Holy loly @wolfpk
 wolfpk: I think the cat is seeing something the guy and dog are not.
 Robespierre: This image predates the InterWebs
 McMuff: Doggo: "ugh, these two."
 ptrain: With those facial expressions, this HAS to be the promo for a road movie!
Image 241549   04-08-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
386
 
 wolfpk: So, where are the Scobby snack?
 Dominus Umbrae: I cant read it without my glasses
 Scoo: Yes, most ruts are rough
 TwoChewbaccas: We'd better split up, gang.
 dobbiesdoogs: voting in a dog as mayor was funny at first but things quickly got out of hand
Image 241548   04-08-18   Uploaded by    courtney
Score:
355
 
 Robespierre: Beauty Of That Place There
Image 241547   04-08-18   Uploaded by    veryblue
Score:
497
 
 Korrok: There's nothing about this I don't like....
 TwoChewbaccas: I thought her name was Diane?
Image 241546   04-08-18   Uploaded by    kswat
Score:
924
 
 MasterTwig: Wow. They switched sides! Amazing!
 Ignatius: Is that the same toy too? :-)
Image 241545   04-08-18   Uploaded by    Call Of Pooty
Score:
214
 
 waffles: Jesus paul what did you eat?!
 sparename: It's easier to strike a match - and set fire to the curtains..
Image 241544   04-08-18   Uploaded by    Toasted Taco Brunchito
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