Aggro-Gator is a socially-progressive site. We do not accept comments or images which are racist, sexist, or politically hostile. We're here to have fun, not to argue or antagonize. Read our mission statement if you're new here!

By using Aggro-Gator, you certify that (1) you are not a citizen of a state within the European Union, and (2) that you have read and agree with our Privacy Policy.

The Aggro-Gator Privacy Policy was last updated 5/24/2018.

268385  Sadbot: Magneto was right

268402  lolnotrly: When we lived in a rural area we used to see turtles out on the highway often. My mom would stop and pick them up and bring them to the big pond we had in our backyard where they wouldn't get run over. We ended up anchoring a log in the middle of the pond, and all the turtles would get up and line themselves up on the log!

268386  Zaxxoff: no baby can trap me! i'm going out for a pack of smokes!

268224  Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

268385  Dr Awkward: Theyre missing the cartoonishly unrealistic villain. Though his wife seems to have made it.

268390  Dr Awkward: Death by the slice

268390  Knice: Grim Reapperoni

268393  Knice: @WetWilly God-damn, dude.

268394  Knice: Divergent soft-spot development. I hope.

268396  Knice: We need more Fuck Cops.

268397  Knice: So, a couple's walking in the park and the dude says "Impress me." She's like "Okay, I can talk to animals;" and he says "Really? Prove it!" So she goes over to a duck and says "Hello, you fuckin' duck." That's how we told these back in my day.

268386  Not A Bot: oh shit this is going to get crazy [FX: jumps off bridge]

268398  Knice: Here are some things.

268388  Knice: Sparkwomb is my signature bedroom move.

268385  a robot: it doesn't

268371  Kaviri: Don't even at me dawg

268383  LurkedMoar: Th-axolotl

268378  Kaviri: You won't catch me slippin' up, that's for sure.

268369  Eleftheros: @Nope I legitimately thought it was ice cream.

268387  Kaviri: Anthony Fantano

Search comments:

These users have commented the most in the past 24 hours:

1. MrBoffo
2. Side Boob
3. dangerkeith3000
4. Felicity
5. Dr Awkward
6. Shay
7. ignatz
8. VeeKay
9. Not A Bot
10. Micro Jackson

The top ten most commented-on images today:

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!


268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P

268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"

268224 Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268265 BavidDowie: Benereal Diseases

268282 Rocky XLVII: @AlexDeLarge me also

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

The highest-scored images of the past 48 hours:

time is wastin uploaded 267933 (1078 points)
wordjones uploaded 268273 (903 points)
Sydney uploaded 268235 (871 points)
bad tony uploaded 268318 (860 points)
Mord Tingies uploaded 267949 (847 points)
daisy picker uploaded 267988 (845 points)
Side Boob uploaded 267940 (832 points)
Borp Mento uploaded 268167 (809 points)
wolfskin uploaded 268231 (792 points)
amputator uploaded 267936 (787 points)
depression uploaded 267930 (783 points)
dangerkeith3000 uploaded 268043 (763 points)
fisto uploaded 268258 (756 points)
moogerator uploaded 268274 (722 points)
PygmyGremlin uploaded 268286 (721 points)

These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. Side Boob: 3816 points
 2. MrBoffo: 3274 points
 3. E. HONDA: 3109 points
 4. time is wastin: 2416 points
 5. toad: 2416 points
 6. fanny: 2125 points
 7. Annoying Vegan : 2018 points
 8. dangerkeith3000: 1804 points
 9. Stoner: 1708 points
10. withak: 1640 points
11. ChubbyBuddy: 1502 points
12. wordjones: 1480 points
13. east bay: 1480 points
14. watwatwat: 1390 points
15. sundragon: 1318 points
Only 79 out of 4800+ users have pledged $1 or more to Aggro-Gator. We need your tiny donation to cover our costs.

The site is being funded out of our own pockets, and we're one of the only sites explicitly dedicated to anti-racist, anti-sexist, safe-for-work content. Here's how you can help us stay open.

These features are only available for users ranked purple.

View all comments of the past 24 hours

Edit your own comments

Top 50 images of all time

(NEW!) 1000+ point images of the past 7 days

Purple users can also display more information on user profile pages, and flag problem users for disagreeable comments/images.

Users ranked blue or green have a customized page showing their uploads, as well as other images they have marked as favorites.You aren't logged in. You can get your own user page by logging in!

Here's a random example of a user page:

Today's weirdo item:

Updates once an hour.

Current queue length: 874
Registered users online in past hour: 709

Average image score (last 24 hours): 312

Total number of comments: 1396994
Total number of images: 268370

To link to another image in a comment, type # before the image name, like this: #36995

To notify another user that you've responded to them, type @ before their name, like this: @Freddie Mercury

Uploads are queued. Your image(s) will not be posted immediately, but will usually show up in the feed within 12 hours (max 24h.)

The higher your ranking, the more features you can access. Purple-ranked users are able to moderate comments and images.

Avoid being flagged as a racist, creep, or whiner. If other users flag you as one or more of these, your ranking will suffer.

Reposts are part of life. If you visit often you may see the same image twice. No one needs to be notified that you've seen something already.

Moonmoon's FAQ: #1

Moonmoon's FAQ: #2


Best Worst

Improve your ranking by receiving (+) on your comment, uploading new images, and inviting new users. The XP needed for each rank goes up daily, so keep up, or you'll fall behind!

The elusive purple rank is available to the most prodigious commenters and uploaders. If you lack the time or effort to comment and upload, you can become purple by supporting our fund-raiser.

XP algorithm last updated 1/23/17 -- Moonmoon

XP needed for blue ranking: 137225
XP needed for green ranking: 39257
XP needed for yellow ranking: 0

You need to register an account and log in to see your rank.

Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.




 Wooden Spoon: @VeeKay: I agree with you and Larry David on this one.
 wolfpk: To where, Chucky Cheese?
 FarmerWalk: What is this 'out' you speak of? (and what is 'friends'? :-/ )
 Yam: Yeah, I never want to go out
 Not A Bot: Classy!
 VeeKay: @Felicity Introvert thing. Only thing better than making plans is having the plans cancelled (and you not doing the cancelling!)
 VeeKay: I feel sad for that little girl.
 Prombom: @Felicity just human nature
 NonRhetorical: Is this a Millennial thing? Having a problem making a commitment? Or an introvert thing?
Image 241540   04-08-18   Uploaded by    Hyphae
 VeeKay: @sparename Damn the Common Agriculture Policy!
 Science: And with the next slice, they all fall on the floor
 lecj07: @a robot the sausage ones are amazing. Mildly spiced sausage in a sweet buttery dough with a bit of cheese.
 sparename: @VeeKay I remember when all you could see were sprawling mountains of cheese, butter and beef and the glistening lakes of milk and wine
 a robot: Right above this image I see an ad for Butter Maid Bakery dot com where you can apparently buy homemade Kolachi rolls. This is not a thing I had ever heard of before but they do look delicious
 VeeKay: @sparename Interesting memory jog there!
 sparename: European Butter Mountain
 Greifer: schoen butter
Image 241539   04-08-18   Uploaded by    Weedheart
 Zarathustra: @Wooden Spoon so would they mind if I comb over? Bwahahaha
 Wooden Spoon: @Zarathustra: this was taken in Russia and Trumps combover has become popular with everyone, including women.
 wolfpk: So that is why you table doesn't work anymore!
 Zarathustra: What's with the girls hair
 Greifer: the coke goes up the nose lindsay
Image 241538   04-08-18   Uploaded by    Gluten Fee
 Demon Universe: @wolfpk Damn you for that. Now that song is stuck in my head. What did the opossum say? herrss herrss herrss hss hss hsa herrss herrss herrss hss hss hsa.
 Teechur: Maybe more accurate than that stupid groundhog. Where the hell did spring go?
 wolfpk: What does an opossum say? Herrsss herrrsss
 Malkchic: He has very important things to say
 Robespierre: IT'S MY MONEY ... oh, never mind.
 jochenau: reeeeeeeeeee
 carpwoman: @dobbiesdoogs - possumcore. I don't get the whole screaming at my ass thing.
 grace: Bow down to your new possum overlords
 dobbiesdoogs: then i scream at own ass...
 Greifer: i bring you love
Image 241537   04-08-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 Demon Universe: I have a son who would love that hat. Seriously. He used to pantomime the whole movie as it was playing, and he would wear a blue blanket as a cape and everything. Sorry, this is getting me right in the feels...
 Butcherboy: I was only part way down the picture and thought it was a bra cup at first before I saw the bill
 Scoo: Let it Bro
Image 241536   04-08-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Pepper
 Scoo: Everyone always looks like a dipshit after the snow melts
 Bitcoin Burglar: He just went by - #241503
 jochenau: Conform by nonconforming!
 frenk: That was a strong wind!
 Teh Simpson: Things are good in anarchy st.
Image 241535   04-08-18   Uploaded by    Cerberus
 Scoo: I ain't afraid of no goat!
 betamax: Goat busters!
Image 241534   04-08-18   Uploaded by    BabyVaccine
 Mr. Pepper: @Robespierre OK :-)
 Robespierre: @Felicity Let's call it a statistical tie.
 parrotsnest: Everybody. Tonight.
 Robespierre: Everybody Wan Chun tonight...
 sparename: Leave it alone, it's just eaten
Image 241533   04-08-18   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
 ashton: That is a well crafted dog-shaped bed for your pet sofa bed.
Image 241532   04-08-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
 Stumpwiz: Like all you folks said!
 Science: That woman is a wonder
 raditzu: Damn she looked beautiful.
 lolnotrly: @a robot and much more
 a robot: Lynda Carter is RAD
Image 241531   04-08-18   Uploaded by    soccer
Page 1 ... 2681 2682 2683 2684 2685 2686 2687 ... 26837 pages total

<< Prev Page   Next Page >>

Comments left on Aggro-Gator are written by guests. We take no responsibility for the content of comments, images, or other user-created content. To report an inappropriate image or comment, email

Aggro-Gator is a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for sites to earn advertising fees by advertising and linking to

Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.