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263219  wolfpk: Last "licking" session got a little out of hand.

263234  rory: Shit. All mine are something like, "Select the images with street signs" but I always fail because there's like one pixel that has the corner of a street sign in it or some shit.

263202  tib gubb: use your brain, the quickly degrading roads are job creators for road workers, just like god intended

262712  WannaBee: Road trip with all of my friends!

263213  tib gubb: welcome to real life

263208  lecj07: This image really grabs me.

263213  lecj07: @jochenau So does the "Perform other duties as directed by management." In my experience this is often taken to mean "We own you! Now dance, dance for our amusement!"

263221  lecj07: I get the website name, but I still don't want to see "rip" associated with a condom I intend to use.

263188  Spazstatic: Alan! Alan! Alan! Alan! Alan! Wait, I think that's Steve. Steve! Steve! Steve!

263229  Zaxxoff: Who is America?

263202  Spazstatic: Also the workers. In one case, you don't do a good job, you get fired and get a different job. In the other case, you do bad and you get killed.

263204  Spazstatic: I thought it was a small moose at first.

263215  Knice: @BavidDowie @Nope @jochenau Please forgive my shorthand. My point was that I hope some extra fucked-up-ness, not just our regular fucked-up-ness, happened to allow our system to put that person in place.

263211  Spazstatic: Ya poopin?

263215  Spazstatic: @Knice for what it's worth amp.timeinc.net/time/5366171/…

263201  WannaBee: *whispering* Aflac

263179  Zaxxoff: David Cameron's joyride

263218  dangerkeith3000: Hahahaha this is hilarious. Also, I'm happy they are supportive of their openly lesbian dog.

263213  dangerkeith3000: It says "depending on education level" so if you actually have a degree (awesome for you) the criteria for relevant experience goes down. pre-2008 getting the job wouldn't be a problem, but despite what Trump says, all things are not yet hunky-dory in the employment market and economy. It's getting better...but I would have never thought a recession would last as long as this one did.

263162  Spazstatic: @Whatever oooh, good point.

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263011 Fiveninety: you don't know me

263202 tib gubb: use your brain, the quickly degrading roads are job creators for road workers, just like god intended

262856 VeeKay: Always suspected this is what girls do when they go to the bathroom together.

262891 Passive: Thaaaaaaats not a caaaaaake tray thats a poopoo platter

263070 wolfpk: *and blows

263031 Not A Bot: I can attest that this guy still rides around also that sign is on the back of Dante's

262892 Felicity: The Arch Non Deluxe

262984 dangerkeith3000: Yeah I hate this.

262885 Felicity: You'll have to speak up, I have a b@n@n@ in my nose

263162 Spazstatic: @Whatever oooh, good point.



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 Science: @Zarathustra: Yeah, because everyone in NK is employed by wearing a uniform and pretending to be in the army. Oh, but they don't get paid, eat grass soup on a daily basis, and do loads of meth to escape the horror of their lives.
 DrinkMixMan: @grizzly Yeah, the stock market is doing terrible! Owned, libtards.
 i peed a lil: @Ulillillia He does appear to be wearing a red cap
 grizzly: Fake news
 Side Boob: Hey look, a problem. Let me concern post about it. #thoughtsandprayers
 Zarathustra: Ugliness of any country but north Korea.
 FireBreathingMarmot: He had plastic bags wrapped round his shoes He was covered with the evening news Had a pair of old wool socks on his hands The bank sign was flashing "5 below It was freezing rain an spittin' snow He was curled up behind some garbage cans I was afraid that he was dead I gave him a gentle shake When he opened up his eyes I said, "Old man are you ok?"
 Ulillillia: MAGA
Image 241410   04-07-18   Uploaded by    ratwa
Score:
188
 
 funny in the wall: ok, ok, you pretend to be passed out and i'll pull my pants down and touch your back with my butt. it'll go viral
 dangerkeith3000: Ow my butthole
 cran vodka: Bhiana
 Mr. Whiskers: This is my fetish
 Zarathustra: No likes yet
 Drump Porbs: No way they've sold all those photos..
Image 241409   04-07-18   Uploaded by    clayjar
Score:
655
 
 Mr Bleak: Go on - do "Gottle of Geer", you know you want to.
 Knice: @Mr. Whiskers Mewt?
 Mr. Whiskers: I dont know whether to mew or doot!
Image 241408   04-07-18   Uploaded by    satoshi
Score:
938
 
 donhomero: Draw me like your french Squeletors
 DrinkMixMan: NO LIKES YET
 dangerkeith3000: This is the greatest thing I've seen on this site all day.
 Mr. Whiskers: Posing like some skele-grizzly bear
 Scoo: Paint me like one of your French Skeletors
 Warrax: Live. Laugh. Love.
 San DoDo: Blue moon's out
Image 241407   04-07-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
518
 
 tib gubb: those are rookie numbers; how dare you call yourself a superfan
 Malkchic: The only song worth listening to
 bad tony: This is actually quite sad. The person died at their keyboard, their dead hand activating the song-repeat and no-one found their body for nearly a year. (And I just made all that up.)
 charlemagne: this used to get played at my old local so often that the barstaff would get angry and storm out
 dangerkeith3000: Where's Madagascar?
 Scoo: @grizzly Just go ahead now!
 grizzly: This reminds me of an Sarah Silverman show gag where one of her friend metal heads only had one song on his iPod, 'Two Princes' by the spin doctors. For some reason, I find that the funniest joke in the world.
 Scoo: I guess it rains down in Africa
 fanny: that's a great song. why not?
 waaaaaat: That's, on average, listening to that song 14.23hrs a day. So if you sleep 8hrs, there's only an hour and 40 minutes you're not listening to Africa... WOW
 Ulillillia: Gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
Image 241406   04-07-18   Uploaded by    nanananana
Score:
549
 
 VeeKay: Yeah, my dog is a pirate captain. Okay with that?
 Not A Bot: Haiti being on the left here
 Ulillillia: @Robespierre That bird should take off
 San DoDo: Safe!
 Robespierre: Strange brew crew, this
Image 241405   04-07-18   Uploaded by    toaster
Score:
345
 
 tib gubb: set that as a daily alarm, please
 Christina: Please, don't make fun of senile incontinence.
 Knice: Username/ upload harmony.
Image 241404   04-07-18   Uploaded by    boomboomboom
Score:
175
 
 brian greene: here today gone..........
 ITS TAPE: But Annie loves him.
 dangerkeith3000: @sparename That's what she said.
 San DoDo: Postpone till
 sparename: He never comes
Image 241403   04-07-18   Uploaded by    agger gater
Score:
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 jem: @Starky15 Dying
 Whatever: Programming Conservative commentators at Sinclair TV
 wolfpk: The Matrix beta testing
 Starky15: The Matrix begins
 tib gubb: oh hey it's the weirdo convention
 Mr. Shine: "Yeeessssss, worship me, you ignorant fools!"
Image 241402   04-07-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
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 Not A Bot: I thought most Christian girls were surprisingly good at handling snakes.
 San DoDo: Like a glove
 Christina: Like a pea in a pod.
 Robespierre: A knotty situation
Image 241401   04-07-18   Uploaded by    BFHoodrich
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