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249767  OldKentuckyShark: Now you can sing poorly in the nude AND know all the words!

249771  OldKentuckyShark: No ass play (i thought that WAS DeVito)

249756  OldKentuckyShark: Yeah, but the fat content!

249757  OldKentuckyShark: Gross

249760  OldKentuckyShark: It's good to have faith in people... theyll also fuck you tho

249765  OldKentuckyShark: I just watched this. Might have to watch it again. Really good, tho hard to follow.

249753  a robot: Her torso is really weird looking

249754  Zaxxoff: Season yours however you like before serving

249667  some guy : Bunch of amateurs...

249758  Yam: God, I've wasted my life and this dog knows it.

249743  Spazstatic: Officer 1BDI Turanga Leela reporting.

249746  Air Biscuit: They cant all be named peter...

249707  White Rice: @Air Biscuit you mean those invincible, save for against 2 of the special weapon cars? I hated those purple cars!

249754  Mr. Shine: We now know that this is incorrect. Taste buds are distributed more evenly, with some of each in groups.

249743  Not A Bot: Damn, too late this year.

249754  barfolomew: Now here's a bit of non-science we feed kids.

249743  Captain Marsupial: They're 1 year old Guinea pigs. The banner should read "over the hill."

249745  Captain Marsupial: It knows Venusian jujitsu

249753  Captain Marsupial: Puts your hand on the knob and turn it, gently.

249432  LKoroton: Is he John Goodman? Is it pee?

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2. Felicity
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10. dangerkeith3000



The top ten most commented-on images today:

249488 tib gubb: yall done fucked up!

249696 Nothing: Amen, sister!

249689 Side Boob: Same.

249660 Side Boob: As someone that used to be an avid rock climber, I pooped a little when I saw this.

249492 savvoy: From the days before cars had seatbelts

249477 El hefe: How i think it will go.....reality

249591 hajjpodge: Start with Cleveland.

249666 Mad Collager: @Air Biscuit Wow! Maybe the 4x4 was driven by @TurkeyVulture's dad!

249643 ChubbyBuddy: 5 easy pieces

249509 Lunimeow: Be right back, gotta take a me.



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Score:
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 Science: @Zarathustra: Yeah, because everyone in NK is employed by wearing a uniform and pretending to be in the army. Oh, but they don't get paid, eat grass soup on a daily basis, and do loads of meth to escape the horror of their lives.
 DrinkMixMan: @grizzly Yeah, the stock market is doing terrible! Owned, libtards.
 i peed a lil: @Ulillillia He does appear to be wearing a red cap
 grizzly: Fake news
 Side Boob: Hey look, a problem. Let me concern post about it. #thoughtsandprayers
 Zarathustra: Ugliness of any country but north Korea.
 FireBreathingMarmot: He had plastic bags wrapped round his shoes He was covered with the evening news Had a pair of old wool socks on his hands The bank sign was flashing "5 below It was freezing rain an spittin' snow He was curled up behind some garbage cans I was afraid that he was dead I gave him a gentle shake When he opened up his eyes I said, "Old man are you ok?"
 Ulillillia: MAGA
Image 241410   04-07-18   Uploaded by    ratwa
Score:
188
 
 funny in the wall: ok, ok, you pretend to be passed out and i'll pull my pants down and touch your back with my butt. it'll go viral
 dangerkeith3000: Ow my butthole
 cran vodka: Bhiana
 Mr. Whiskers: This is my fetish
 Zarathustra: No likes yet
 ignatz: No way they've sold all those photos..
Image 241409   04-07-18   Uploaded by    clayjar
Score:
628
 
 Mr Bleak: Go on - do "Gottle of Geer", you know you want to.
 Knice: @Mr. Whiskers Mewt?
 Mr. Whiskers: I dont know whether to mew or doot!
Image 241408   04-07-18   Uploaded by    satoshi
Score:
938
 
 Yurishiro: Draw me like your french Squeletors
 DrinkMixMan: NO LIKES YET
 dangerkeith3000: This is the greatest thing I've seen on this site all day.
 Mr. Whiskers: Posing like some skele-grizzly bear
 Scoo: Paint me like one of your French Skeletors
 Warrax: Live. Laugh. Love.
 San DoDo: Blue moon's out
Image 241407   04-07-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
518
 
 tib gubb: those are rookie numbers; how dare you call yourself a superfan
 Malkchic: The only song worth listening to
 bad tony: This is actually quite sad. The person died at their keyboard, their dead hand activating the song-repeat and no-one found their body for nearly a year. (And I just made all that up.)
 charlemagne: this used to get played at my old local so often that the barstaff would get angry and storm out
 dangerkeith3000: Where's Madagascar?
 Scoo: @grizzly Just go ahead now!
 grizzly: This reminds me of an Sarah Silverman show gag where one of her friend metal heads only had one song on his iPod, 'Two Princes' by the spin doctors. For some reason, I find that the funniest joke in the world.
 Scoo: I guess it rains down in Africa
 fanny: that's a great song. why not?
 OldKentuckyShark: That's, on average, listening to that song 14.23hrs a day. So if you sleep 8hrs, there's only an hour and 40 minutes you're not listening to Africa... WOW
 Ulillillia: Gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
Image 241406   04-07-18   Uploaded by    nanananana
Score:
549
 
 VeeKay: Yeah, my dog is a pirate captain. Okay with that?
 Not A Bot: Haiti being on the left here
 Ulillillia: @Robespierre That bird should take off
 San DoDo: Safe!
 Robespierre: Strange brew crew, this
Image 241405   04-07-18   Uploaded by    toaster
Score:
345
 
 tib gubb: set that as a daily alarm, please
 Christina: Please, don't make fun of senile incontinence.
 Knice: Username/ upload harmony.
Image 241404   04-07-18   Uploaded by    boomboomboom
Score:
175
 
 brian greene: here today gone..........
 ITS TAPE: But Annie loves him.
 dangerkeith3000: @sparename That's what she said.
 San DoDo: Postpone till
 sparename: He never comes
Image 241403   04-07-18   Uploaded by    agger gater
Score:
204
 
 jem: @Starky15 Dying
 Whatever: Programming Conservative commentators at Sinclair TV
 wolfpk: The Matrix beta testing
 Starky15: The Matrix begins
 tib gubb: oh hey it's the weirdo convention
 Mr. Shine: "Yeeessssss, worship me, you ignorant fools!"
Image 241402   04-07-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
765
 
 Not A Bot: I thought most Christian girls were surprisingly good at handling snakes.
 San DoDo: Like a glove
 Christina: Like a pea in a pod.
 Robespierre: A knotty situation
Image 241401   04-07-18   Uploaded by    BFHoodrich
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