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273224  FormerLurker: Hey whats up your son is going to be there around noon tomorrow or Tuesday or Wednesday or Thursday night and I can probably take you out to dinner tonight and then Ill be there around noon or so Ill have a good day at school tomorrow or tomorrow morning.

273263  ignatz: They like computers cos they're warm

273244  eevee: Dirk Stedanko

273242  ignatz: Th Chinese 'Social Credits' plan is straight outta Scarfolk..

273246  ignatz: @sparename my Coeliac grandma switched to tequila- guaranteed wheat-free

273145  Bob: Sorry Canada.

273259  Amy Housewine: * MGM lion roar *

273251  Amy Housewine: Me and my shadow/And now to repeat what I said at the start/They'll need a large crowbar to break us apart

273190  VoR: Singing*

273258  sparename: *-one else does

273252  Callahan: i think you've had enough to drink, freezer

273255  sparename: Is-a that in the kitchen - Wot ama gonna' do?

273262  sparename: Like the guy who runs the Dutch drivers' roadside cafe - Snack van Open

273246  sparename: My Coeliac friend feels safer with rum

273253  Shay: No sir, our Beauty of North Korea quota is done so scram.

273249  sparename: "Any Mownten Do?"

273254  Shay: *more pylons SFX intensifies*

273255  Shay: Hate to burst your bubble, but there's no casting call for Rat King in the next Michael Bay-raped TMNT movie.

273258  Shay: But Jesus loves vacancies.

273224  charlemagne: @charlemagne I don't like this game

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5. Not A Bot
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7. Side Boob
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10. Sadbot



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272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

273224 FormerLurker: Hey whats up your son is going to be there around noon tomorrow or Tuesday or Wednesday or Thursday night and I can probably take you out to dinner tonight and then Ill be there around noon or so Ill have a good day at school tomorrow or tomorrow morning.

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"



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 7. Annoying Vegan : 1944 points
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10. Remp Wulgus: 1792 points
11. Never AFK: 1775 points
12. parrotsnest: 1765 points
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Score:
549
 
 Dank Means: Yeah, my dog is a pirate captain. Okay with that?
 Not A Bot: Haiti being on the left here
 Ulillillia: @Robespierre That bird should take off
 San DoDo: Safe!
 Robespierre: Strange brew crew, this
Image 241405   04-07-18   Uploaded by    toaster
Score:
345
 
 tib gubb: set that as a daily alarm, please
 Christina: Please, don't make fun of senile incontinence.
 Knice: Username/ upload harmony.
Image 241404   04-07-18   Uploaded by    boomboomboom
Score:
175
 
 brian greene: here today gone..........
 ITS TAPE: But Annie loves him.
 dangerkeith3000: @sparename That's what she said.
 San DoDo: Postpone till
 sparename: He never comes
Image 241403   04-07-18   Uploaded by    agger gater
Score:
204
 
 jem: @Starky15 Dying
 Whatever: Programming Conservative commentators at Sinclair TV
 wolfpk: The Matrix beta testing
 Starky15: The Matrix begins
 tib gubb: oh hey it's the weirdo convention
 Mr. Shine: "Yeeessssss, worship me, you ignorant fools!"
Image 241402   04-07-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
792
 
 Not A Bot: I thought most Christian girls were surprisingly good at handling snakes.
 San DoDo: Like a glove
 Christina: Like a pea in a pod.
 Robespierre: A knotty situation
Image 241401   04-07-18   Uploaded by    BFHoodrich
Score:
754
 
 Scoo: I'm not a real doctor but I am a real poop, an actual poop
 Zarathustra: Just add ice.
 San DoDo: Tastes like sh1t.. it is sh1t!.. Oh, OK, so it's not just me :P
 Ulillillia: Prune flavor.
 Christina: Please, don't make fun of senile incontinence.
 Robespierre: Swingin' for the fences wif dis stuff
Image 241400   04-07-18   Uploaded by    zoso
Score:
408
 
 Mr Bleak: Now use a motorcycle ...
 Gomi Day: steering is going to be a problem, if nothing else.
 FireBreathingMarmot: If I thought there was a 20% chance I could actually mow the lawn with it, I would try to build one myself.
 Minnesotan: I don't wanna die, I just wanna riiiiiide my mower cyyyyyyyy.... cle.
Image 241399   04-07-18   Uploaded by    NanananananananaCATMAN
Score:
885
 
 Malkchic: I want to pet her
 Annoying Vegan : Ow ow ow! Its like theres a cat ear in my eye!
 Ulillillia: Radico
Image 241398   04-07-18   Uploaded by    bigjim
Score:
494
 
 Malkchic: Earthbenders are real!
 addend: Nanoseconds before impact.
 FireBreathingMarmot: Yoda? Is that you?
 Side Boob: I expected the gravity particle to be smaller.
 Starky15: Fuck you Yoda, this shits heavy.
 Ulillillia: Zardoz
 Butcherboy: Thisll get that roadrunner
Image 241397   04-07-18   Uploaded by    Jennysaurus
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