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268402  lolnotrly: When we lived in a rural area we used to see turtles out on the highway often. My mom would stop and pick them up and bring them to the big pond we had in our backyard where they wouldn't get run over. We ended up anchoring a log in the middle of the pond, and all the turtles would get up and line themselves up on the log!

268386  Zaxxoff: no baby can trap me! i'm going out for a pack of smokes!

268224  Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

268385  Dr Awkward: Theyre missing the cartoonishly unrealistic villain. Though his wife seems to have made it.

268390  Dr Awkward: Death by the slice

268390  Knice: Grim Reapperoni

268393  Knice: @WetWilly God-damn, dude.

268394  Knice: Divergent soft-spot development. I hope.

268396  Knice: We need more Fuck Cops.

268397  Knice: So, a couple's walking in the park and the dude says "Impress me." She's like "Okay, I can talk to animals;" and he says "Really? Prove it!" So she goes over to a duck and says "Hello, you fuckin' duck." That's how we told these back in my day.

268386  Not A Bot: oh shit this is going to get crazy [FX: jumps off bridge]

268398  Knice: Here are some things.

268388  Knice: Sparkwomb is my signature bedroom move.

268385  a robot: it doesn't

268371  Kaviri: Don't even at me dawg

268383  LurkedMoar: Th-axolotl

268378  Kaviri: You won't catch me slippin' up, that's for sure.

268369  Eleftheros: @Nope I legitimately thought it was ice cream.

268387  Kaviri: Anthony Fantano

268380  Korrok: Korrok approves.

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268224 Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268156 Science: I call it... Derelicte!

268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"


267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P

268265 BavidDowie: Benereal Diseases

268282 Rocky XLVII: @AlexDeLarge me also

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

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 Annoying Vegan : I used to get in trouble for hiding a novel in the hymnal jacket.
 savvoy: "What? I'm using my phone to magnify the text. No, really. We need a large-print version of this hymnal."
 BavidDowie: Jesuit conspiracy
 nanananana: Busted!
 Teechur: Textin' sexton
 addend: Answering the call.
Image 241284   04-07-18   Uploaded by    Hyphae
 clueful: My god...I have a photo of this exact thing, but during the day! I was going to upload it! Is this at the Holiday Inn in North Vancouver?
 Warrax: They wake up really cranky.
 BavidDowie: *honks*
Image 241283   04-07-18   Uploaded by    hoobleton
 Robespierre: For Clint, the bridge between imagination and hallucination is a short one nowadays.
 Amy Housewine: Clint is old. Allowances are made for him having forgotten the dress code.
Image 241282   04-07-18   Uploaded by    Skinr
 Robespierre: "When 'Rhoid Rage Attacks"
 Scoo: Donald Dump
 BavidDowie: Obviously full of it
 let it go: Mr. President! What are you doing here?!
 Volwen: POTTYUS
Image 241281   04-06-18   Uploaded by    courtney
 robford: Slippy
 Nope: Neat!
Image 241280   04-06-18   Uploaded by    Bagels
 Robespierre: Looks somewhat confusing. Somewhat.
 FabricMan: @Christina 24 is the highest number
 Christina: @Yurishiro But it's not as odd as as 23.
 apoxia: What??
 Amy Housewine: Is it still a cruise if it goes really quickly?
 Larry Xmas: 22 is a very weird number
 Urn BooUrn: When hardware designers try coke for the first time.
 Peach: They see me roline, They hatin
Image 241279   04-06-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
 FireBreathingMarmot: Would be rad if in baked, Italian form.
 highdra: Someone is either a creep or an avid vegi-gardener.
 Kaviri: I couldn't find an eggplant in your size, so I got you this.
 VoR: Noted.
 Robespierre: The word around the office is that she ... oh, never mind.
 georgerino: Now the fun begins: guess who's the creepy sexual harassment guy in the office
 apoxia: That is not a zucchini, it is a marrow. This is what happens if you don't pick your zucchini.
 Greifer: she will bring it to good use... *wink
 drhilljack: Wtf indeed
 Starky15: Bottle of lotion for scale
 Teechur: I'd be like, "Best. Secret. Santa. EVAR!" and I'd bring in, like, two zucchini breads the next day for the office.
 Nope: Dear HR
 MyPasswordAintPassword: I could say a be lot of inappropriate things here...
Image 241278   04-06-18   Uploaded by    bad tony
 tib gubb: like hell it isn't
 spydermon: @Nope Touche for the 'douche' (gag)!
 addend: There's no body odor if you can't smell it.
 Nope: It's a douche alarm.
Image 241277   04-06-18   Uploaded by    Korrok
 Kaviri: It's because of my pickles.
 wolfpk: If you didn't like him, you should let him hug you. What's better than impaling someone you don't like with dozens of needles.
 a robot: Reminds me of #154703
 Ulillillia: What a *unsuitable for covers or posters*
 Peach: What a prick
Image 241276   04-06-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 Prostata: big and derpy just the way i like 'em!
 Chest Rockwell: So is the dog.
 Peach: That pupper is a muppet
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