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249599  addend: (Quits smoking.)

249598  Skinr: I see LuxusLurch is having a nice Memorial Day weekend.

249602  addend: Relax that fist and pet the kitty.

249600  Sadbot: Owls seem cool, where can I get one for my dog?

249596  WannaBee: Looks like a giant unicorn mouse.

249587  a robot: How meta.

249588  a robot: Looks a lot like @carpwoman's kitty! #189916

249603  Knice: Take that, creationists.

249594  a robot: @Sadbot I think every time this picture is posted we have the same conversation about Colfax being a great place to get intoxicated and make bad decisions ;)

249594  Sadbot: @Hyphae Even better, Denver

249610  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

249599  WannaBee: Second hand smoke is ok?

249597  Warrax: Hmm... where was that well again?

249571  some guy : 5 pushups and dicks out!

249594  Hyphae: @Sadbot ? Boulder?

249598  jochenau: Typical, he eats three cheeseburgers then drinks a *diet* pepsi.

249596  Hyphae: We get it, you like to have your photo taken while you consume errant souls for sustenance while they are distracted discussing matters of the night with the aura of the street light

249596  Nope: We get it, the glorious nuclear hellfire will destroy us all

249598  Nope: Uh do you mind? Trying to have a nice day out here.

249579  some guy : FW:: FW:: FW:FWFW::: RE:FW:LOLOLOL

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9. Not A Bot
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The top ten most commented-on images today:

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249357 Passive: This was a transphobic "fake commercial" for repelling unwanted advances from men using a fake penis

249320 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?

249509 a sedated moose: I hate when there's poop on the toilet.

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249492 savvoy: From the days before cars had seatbelts

249431 WTF: It's not text, there are no black bars nor is it crude or overly sexual... I'm cool with it reappearing.

249477 El hefe: How i think it will go.....reality

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.



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WannaBee uploaded 249170 (860 points)
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 8. Not A Bot: 3078 points
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Score:
582
 
 Kaviri: When you try to start a mosh for a band that nobody will ever hear of.
 Ulillillia: You are doing me a frighten
 Hyphae: They fight over the treasure buried in the upper left corner
 Warrax: Haters are my motivators.
Image 241257   04-06-18   Uploaded by    Dresdenkeogh
Score:
746
 
Cmon. Leave a comment. Don't be afraid.
Image 241256   04-06-18   Uploaded by    pleasing
Score:
401
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: one of my all-time favorite art books, Szarkowki's *Atget* - recommended
 Telkwa: Rad for the Rag and Bone Man.
 Not A Bot: And what are you forgiving in that instance?
 grizzly: It's a living.
Image 241255   04-06-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
364
 
 Ulillillia: I had a vision of love
 dangerkeith3000: post-postmodernism.
 barfolomew: They call this deconstructivist shitposting.
 Nope: Get this trash off my wall
Image 241254   04-06-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
438
 
 Felicity: Bob Belcher
 dangerkeith3000: Somebody bout to be killed.
 barfolomew: Wooo!
Image 241253   04-06-18   Uploaded by    greg
Score:
64
 
 Mr. Shine: Nobody liked Tallscreen.(tm)
Image 241252   04-06-18   Uploaded by    adeadcrab
Score:
714
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: "My eyes are up here... you will have to take my word for it."
 Peach: Queen
 dangerkeith3000: Let me see your eyes, baby.
 grizzly: Those glasses, though.
Image 241251   04-06-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
286
 
 Mr Bleak: @sparename Brain failure: it was the other way round: Kate Allcock married Jonathon Bliss :doh:
 Mr Bleak: @sparename There is a British day time TV show called "Bargain Hunt" where one of the experts was named "Kate Bliss". Fortunately, when she married "Mr Allcock" they decided not to hyphenate...
 Felicity: Thank you for clarifying that. Otherwise, you know everybody would be thinking it
 Urn BooUrn: Life hack: Rather than choosing to change your name or take his, marry someone with the same name and do both.
 FireBreathingMarmot: They were wearing the snazzy, bright purple PURITY wristbands they got at church youth group.
 dangerkeith3000: Hey hey hey...now fellas, Miller is a very popular name.
 Ulillillia: I'm guessing this was a region of the country where that had to be specified
 grizzly: This my cous...I mean wife, Augusta.
 tib gubb: whatever helps you sleep at night
 sparename: At least they didn't double-barrel and become the Miller-Millers (on the wall?)
 Knice: Yeah, suuuure...
Image 241250   04-06-18   Uploaded by    Mord Tingies
Score:
261
 
 Kaviri: Horny Hornbag, at your service.
 Felicity: @Felicity Attorneys at law
 Felicity: Norks, nunga, and smoo
 dobbiesdoogs: @WannaBee ah, the smoo show
 WannaBee: @sparename @OldKentuckyShark Smoo is a bad word the baby kept saying in an episode of Dinosaurs.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: I'll get this tattooed on my scrotum so i dont forget. thanks.
 tib gubb: heh, "Dickie"
 Teechur: And the rooster crows, "Penis-a-doodle-doo!"
 tib gubb: well ain't this a jim dandy
 carpwoman: Signed John Dickie.
 Mad Collager: So, I guess posters about aquatic mammals, owls and threaded fasteners must be hard to advertise for.
 carpwoman: Signed John Dickie.
 Ulillillia: "Semi-Aquatic Dam-Building Mammals: A Documentary"
 sparename: @OldKentuckyShark Norks are just boobies but even I don't know nunga and smoo... Though I heard a tale of a student working with the "censoring" button on a radio talk-show who was given a similar list but when a caller referred to a participant as a "cunt-bubble" he allowed that through because it wasn't on the list...
 Knice: @OldKentuckyShark You perv.
 OldKentuckyShark: Norks? Nunga? Smoo?
Image 241249   04-06-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
504
 
 Kaviri: One of my highschool teachers used to go on and on about this million dollar idea he had. He eventually told us what it was: Chocolate gum.
 E. HONDA: If only I knew this 20 years ago
 Mr. Shine: @Teechur *takes off glasses dramatically* "Mother of God . . . ."
 dangerkeith3000: Is he tryna milk titties and put it into a squeeze bottle?
 Starky15: @tib gubb. Weed....in a squeeze bottle
 Nope: Isnt this the guy who invented bitcoin?!
 mrdiron: So wait, how does the Heinz Automato fit into this?
 tib gubb: also this guy: "i smoked so much god damn weed last night"
 Mad Collager: @Teechur Oooooooooohhhh!
 Teechur: What about a squeeze-bottle.... WITH WHEELS?
Image 241248   04-06-18   Uploaded by    greenbean
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