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263338  addend: The invisible hand...

263351  SuedeOxford: This is pretty much me naked: bright white and spherical

263350  a sedated moose: Uh oh, we're in deep fried spicy meme territory with this one.

263344  addend: (Hums.)

263354  addend: "2 scoops of mint chip on a pinecone."

263357  addend: Beer and whiskey still okay?

263357  wolfpk: So, you are not planning on staying open all night anymore?

263356  a robot: Baby tapir has not yet lost his pajama-like coat :3

263347  Shay: DAMNIT BARRY, DON'T GO!!!

263353  Sandor: Reenactment of the first "Kick Me" sign

263357  Nope: Fine I'll go to FUCKING DENNY'S!!!!!!

263357  Minnesotan: anybody running a restaurant who doesn't understand stoners are the best customers doesn't deserve their custom

263357  Scoo: It's going to get awful lonely at 3am in there...

263357  Sadbot: I'm only okay with this if they also don't serve the overly Axed, cigarette stanky, and BO sweatlords

263357  Urn BooUrn: They are shooting themselves in the foot with this one.

263349  WannaBee: No the name's Peter File, not paedophile!

263338  Air Biscuit: @fanny *deliverance intensifies

263343  Air Biscuit: @Air Biscuit *manner

263343  Air Biscuit: North o the border, they know its coming and every year are ready to go with snowblows the moment it hits the ground to minimize closures in a professional manor. Whats your excuse state of virginia?

263354  FabricMan: Ocular

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263011 Fiveninety: you don't know me

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263215 antipatterns: FUCK THE UNITED SNAKES OF AMERIKKKA

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263293 KingTrebek: Too bad married sex and masturbation are mutually exclusive huh

263156 raditzu: and i thought MY job was bad...

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Score:
401
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: one of my all-time favorite art books, Szarkowki's *Atget* - recommended
 Telkwa: Rad for the Rag and Bone Man.
 Not A Bot: And what are you forgiving in that instance?
 grizzly: It's a living.
Image 241255   04-06-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
364
 
 Ulillillia: I had a vision of love
 dangerkeith3000: post-postmodernism.
 barfolomew: They call this deconstructivist shitposting.
 Nope: Get this trash off my wall
Image 241254   04-06-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
438
 
 Vault Dweller: Bob Belcher
 dangerkeith3000: Somebody bout to be killed.
 barfolomew: Wooo!
Image 241253   04-06-18   Uploaded by    greg
Score:
64
 
 Mr. Shine: Nobody liked Tallscreen.(tm)
Image 241252   04-06-18   Uploaded by    adeadcrab
Score:
714
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: "My eyes are up here... you will have to take my word for it."
 Peach: Queen
 dangerkeith3000: Let me see your eyes, baby.
 grizzly: Those glasses, though.
Image 241251   04-06-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
286
 
 Mr Bleak: @sparename Brain failure: it was the other way round: Kate Allcock married Jonathon Bliss :doh:
 Mr Bleak: @sparename There is a British day time TV show called "Bargain Hunt" where one of the experts was named "Kate Bliss". Fortunately, when she married "Mr Allcock" they decided not to hyphenate...
 Jak: Thank you for clarifying that. Otherwise, you know everybody would be thinking it
 Urn BooUrn: Life hack: Rather than choosing to change your name or take his, marry someone with the same name and do both.
 FireBreathingMarmot: They were wearing the snazzy, bright purple PURITY wristbands they got at church youth group.
 dangerkeith3000: Hey hey hey...now fellas, Miller is a very popular name.
 Ulillillia: I'm guessing this was a region of the country where that had to be specified
 grizzly: This my cous...I mean wife, Augusta.
 tib gubb: whatever helps you sleep at night
 sparename: At least they didn't double-barrel and become the Miller-Millers (on the wall?)
 Knice: Yeah, suuuure...
Image 241250   04-06-18   Uploaded by    Mord Tingies
Score:
261
 
 Kaviri: Horny Hornbag, at your service.
 TrumpyTrump: @Felicity Attorneys at law
 balloon: Norks, nunga, and smoo
 dobbiesdoogs: @WannaBee ah, the smoo show
 hapi papi: @sparename @OldKentuckyShark Smoo is a bad word the baby kept saying in an episode of Dinosaurs.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: I'll get this tattooed on my scrotum so i dont forget. thanks.
 tib gubb: heh, "Dickie"
 Teechur: And the rooster crows, "Penis-a-doodle-doo!"
 tib gubb: well ain't this a jim dandy
 carpwoman: Signed John Dickie.
 Mad Collager: So, I guess posters about aquatic mammals, owls and threaded fasteners must be hard to advertise for.
 carpwoman: Signed John Dickie.
 Ulillillia: "Semi-Aquatic Dam-Building Mammals: A Documentary"
 sparename: @OldKentuckyShark Norks are just boobies but even I don't know nunga and smoo... Though I heard a tale of a student working with the "censoring" button on a radio talk-show who was given a similar list but when a caller referred to a participant as a "cunt-bubble" he allowed that through because it wasn't on the list...
 Knice: @OldKentuckyShark You perv.
 neutron: Norks? Nunga? Smoo?
Image 241249   04-06-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
531
 
 Kaviri: One of my highschool teachers used to go on and on about this million dollar idea he had. He eventually told us what it was: Chocolate gum.
 E. HONDA: If only I knew this 20 years ago
 Mr. Shine: @Teechur *takes off glasses dramatically* "Mother of God . . . ."
 dangerkeith3000: Is he tryna milk titties and put it into a squeeze bottle?
 Starky15: @tib gubb. Weed....in a squeeze bottle
 Nope: Isnt this the guy who invented bitcoin?!
 mrdiron: So wait, how does the Heinz Automato fit into this?
 tib gubb: also this guy: "i smoked so much god damn weed last night"
 Mad Collager: @Teechur Oooooooooohhhh!
 Teechur: What about a squeeze-bottle.... WITH WHEELS?
Image 241248   04-06-18   Uploaded by    greenbean
Score:
601
 
 Kaviri: When you drop ten grand on a gilly suit.
 savvoy: This elaborate camouflage allows the beast to sneak up on tiny, oblivious crustaceans
Image 241247   04-06-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
206
 
 Science: @Teechur: Agreed - worst burger chain ever. Best spicy chicken sandwich, however.
 Kaviri: Grease.
 superfudge: Arby s
 dangerkeith3000: @looch @Teechur Yeah and they are assholes, too.
 looch: @Teechur Oh you beat me =(
 looch: Chick-fil-A
 FabricMan: McD. All the others are competing for 2nd worst
 ThoughtlessGentleman: wheat is murder.
 Nope: Wendy's BUNS ARE ROUND! MEAT SHOULD BE ROUND TOO
 tib gubb: this isn't fair. they're all the worst
 Teechur: Chick-fil-A
 savvoy: Arby's
 Minnesotan: dairy queen
Image 241246   04-06-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
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