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254016  addend: Don't have a clot, man.

254021  addend: @BavidDowie (Ricardo Montalban fakes cough, distracts doctor.)

254027  Sadbot: Yeeee

254027  Sadbot: Yeeee

254024  addend: Not featuring the singular feature of the swan, the elegantly curved neck.

254025  addend: *bad-ass.

253956  m o l e m a n: @Mr. Shine Lolz

254027  addend: "Heyyy, buuuddy."

254031  addend: (Silence at the equator.)

253931  a sedated moose: @Mr. Shine srsly

253994  raditzu: There is nothing ugly spoiling the general beauty of the surrounding.

253996  raditzu: Zatoichi's samurai dog.

254006  raditzu: abbreviation from POp coRN

254008  raditzu: a dick place to live, trust me

254023  raditzu: check mate!

254010  well duh: Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, he'll sit in a boat and drink beer.

253953  raditzu: Their stepmom was a real bitch...

253321  Mr Bleak: Family pets tend to look the same: #253332

254030  a robot: @OldKentuckyShark Cuppa (G.I.) Joe

254039  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

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253732 raditzu: What the hell do you want a virgin for? Have to teach her everything!

253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253747 IKEA Lady: Improper handling aid

253709 FranzTrashka: Needs more coke

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

253710 trelyate: well that's one way to prevent theft

253826 AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great



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Score:
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 Mr. Shine: Nobody liked Tallscreen.(tm)
Image 241252   04-06-18   Uploaded by    adeadcrab
Score:
714
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: "My eyes are up here... you will have to take my word for it."
 Peach: Queen
 dangerkeith3000: Let me see your eyes, baby.
 grizzly: Those glasses, though.
Image 241251   04-06-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
286
 
 Mr Bleak: @sparename Brain failure: it was the other way round: Kate Allcock married Jonathon Bliss :doh:
 Mr Bleak: @sparename There is a British day time TV show called "Bargain Hunt" where one of the experts was named "Kate Bliss". Fortunately, when she married "Mr Allcock" they decided not to hyphenate...
 Jak: Thank you for clarifying that. Otherwise, you know everybody would be thinking it
 Urn BooUrn: Life hack: Rather than choosing to change your name or take his, marry someone with the same name and do both.
 FireBreathingMarmot: They were wearing the snazzy, bright purple PURITY wristbands they got at church youth group.
 dangerkeith3000: Hey hey hey...now fellas, Miller is a very popular name.
 Ulillillia: I'm guessing this was a region of the country where that had to be specified
 grizzly: This my cous...I mean wife, Augusta.
 tib gubb: whatever helps you sleep at night
 sparename: At least they didn't double-barrel and become the Miller-Millers (on the wall?)
 Knice: Yeah, suuuure...
Image 241250   04-06-18   Uploaded by    Mord Tingies
Score:
261
 
 Kaviri: Horny Hornbag, at your service.
 TrumpyTrump: @Felicity Attorneys at law
 balloon: Norks, nunga, and smoo
 dobbiesdoogs: @WannaBee ah, the smoo show
 WannaBee: @sparename @OldKentuckyShark Smoo is a bad word the baby kept saying in an episode of Dinosaurs.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: I'll get this tattooed on my scrotum so i dont forget. thanks.
 tib gubb: heh, "Dickie"
 Teechur: And the rooster crows, "Penis-a-doodle-doo!"
 tib gubb: well ain't this a jim dandy
 carpwoman: Signed John Dickie.
 Mad Collager: So, I guess posters about aquatic mammals, owls and threaded fasteners must be hard to advertise for.
 carpwoman: Signed John Dickie.
 Ulillillia: "Semi-Aquatic Dam-Building Mammals: A Documentary"
 sparename: @OldKentuckyShark Norks are just boobies but even I don't know nunga and smoo... Though I heard a tale of a student working with the "censoring" button on a radio talk-show who was given a similar list but when a caller referred to a participant as a "cunt-bubble" he allowed that through because it wasn't on the list...
 Knice: @OldKentuckyShark You perv.
 neutron: Norks? Nunga? Smoo?
Image 241249   04-06-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
504
 
 Kaviri: One of my highschool teachers used to go on and on about this million dollar idea he had. He eventually told us what it was: Chocolate gum.
 E. HONDA: If only I knew this 20 years ago
 Mr. Shine: @Teechur *takes off glasses dramatically* "Mother of God . . . ."
 dangerkeith3000: Is he tryna milk titties and put it into a squeeze bottle?
 Starky15: @tib gubb. Weed....in a squeeze bottle
 Nope: Isnt this the guy who invented bitcoin?!
 mrdiron: So wait, how does the Heinz Automato fit into this?
 tib gubb: also this guy: "i smoked so much god damn weed last night"
 Mad Collager: @Teechur Oooooooooohhhh!
 Teechur: What about a squeeze-bottle.... WITH WHEELS?
Image 241248   04-06-18   Uploaded by    greenbean
Score:
578
 
 Kaviri: When you drop ten grand on a gilly suit.
 savvoy: This elaborate camouflage allows the beast to sneak up on tiny, oblivious crustaceans
Image 241247   04-06-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
206
 
 Science: @Teechur: Agreed - worst burger chain ever. Best spicy chicken sandwich, however.
 Kaviri: Grease.
 superfudge: Arby s
 dangerkeith3000: @looch @Teechur Yeah and they are assholes, too.
 looch: @Teechur Oh you beat me =(
 looch: Chick-fil-A
 FabricMan: McD. All the others are competing for 2nd worst
 ThoughtlessGentleman: wheat is murder.
 Nope: Wendy's BUNS ARE ROUND! MEAT SHOULD BE ROUND TOO
 tib gubb: this isn't fair. they're all the worst
 Teechur: Chick-fil-A
 savvoy: Arby's
 Minnesotan: dairy queen
Image 241246   04-06-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
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 Kaviri: If I trucks, I fucks.
 dangerkeith3000: I love these.
 tib gubb: here's a religion i can get behind
 a robot: Kenny Loggins died for your sins
Image 241245   04-06-18   Uploaded by    augustus
Score:
632
 
 Kaviri: @Mr. Shine I agree, it's a fantastic cover
 Mr. Shine: @Kaviri It's a great album, but I honestly bought it just because I heard him play Black Hole Sun on the Bob & Tom Show, and was amazed.
 Kaviri: @Mr. Shine Be right back, I'm going to go grab a chicken, and put it back.
 Mr. Shine: @dangerkeith3000 @fanny Peter Frampton plays an amazing instrumental version of that song on his album Fingerprints.
 dangerkeith3000: @fanny Oh, fanny, you just let my love of Soundgarden out, and I just don't know if I can contain it!
 fanny: *ahem* Black hole sun Won't you come And wash away the rain? Black hole sun Won't you come Won't you come Won't you come?
Image 241244   04-06-18   Uploaded by    Capital
Score:
593
 
 hapi papi: Asian Tina Belcher
 Sandor: @jochenau glad I could help :-)
 jochenau: @Sandor Some students asked me for the English translation of Japanese "uupaaruupaa"...it took a bit for me to figure out what kind of animal they were talking about but "axolotl" seems to be correct :D
 Sandor: Rad for axolotl
Image 241243   04-06-18   Uploaded by    TheFrogMan
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