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262405  WannaBee: Todd you little scamp!

262406  Scoo: How do I know he's not a lizard? His face opened up and he ate my cat!

262394  Teechur: @Rald Rempungo But every time we post, our names change again.....-Teechur

262398  AdaMan: Life finds a way

262402  fanny: this is something my mother in law would print out and put on her fridge

262407  Knice: That's the most mootal thing I've seen all week.

262404  Butcherboy: What kind of dog?

262397  Scoo: Ah, so that's what a 3-Way Lamp is

262403  Scoo: Your data *are* as worthless as you...

262300  Terrh: Frankly (My Dear) I don't give a damn...

262360  Korrok: I've seen worse.

262411  satoshi: The secret to eternal youth is clearly held by Monty!

262399  Spazstatic: Hmm, if they are male, I don't think that's actually milk...

262397  WTF: "What have I said about leaving the lamp turned on during the day!" (Funky Music Plays)

262381  Prostata: solid golden

262386  Not A Bot: So many wangs.

262399  WTF: "Shut up Wesley!" - Curly Willy

262370  Bohab: @Dang Cremumple same, or if I'm shopping at a store wearing something they sell or have something in my pocket I bought elsewhere that'll do it too

262402  Knice: Sounds like a keeper; move over, amateur.

262375  Spazstatic: The device draws what amps it needs, it's not forced. Should be fine unless that charging block puts out more than 5 volts. As far as destroying it, a hammer or a fire should work.

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Score:
286
 
 Dung Dampuble: @sparename Brain failure: it was the other way round: Kate Allcock married Jonathon Bliss :doh:
 Borbo Plungo: @sparename There is a British day time TV show called "Bargain Hunt" where one of the experts was named "Kate Bliss". Fortunately, when she married "Mr Allcock" they decided not to hyphenate...
 Luld Fluble: Thank you for clarifying that. Otherwise, you know everybody would be thinking it
 Jompo Plemungo: Life hack: Rather than choosing to change your name or take his, marry someone with the same name and do both.
 Froft Bropert: They were wearing the snazzy, bright purple PURITY wristbands they got at church youth group.
 Frurbo Morpongus: Hey hey hey...now fellas, Miller is a very popular name.
 Jeng Morpopert: I'm guessing this was a region of the country where that had to be specified
 Fling Cremumple: This my cous...I mean wife, Augusta.
 Dirb Dampongo: whatever helps you sleep at night
 Thople Grunupert: At least they didn't double-barrel and become the Miller-Millers (on the wall?)
 Crald Albungo: Yeah, suuuure...
Image 241250   04-06-18   Uploaded by    Deple Morpombies
Score:
261
 
 Long Plumbies: Horny Hornbag, at your service.
 Puld Brongo: @Felicity Attorneys at law
 Balm Grongus: Norks, nunga, and smoo
 Gampo Cremupert: @WannaBee ah, the smoo show
 Rart Grumple: @sparename @OldKentuckyShark Smoo is a bad word the baby kept saying in an episode of Dinosaurs.
 Flerm Flumomple: I'll get this tattooed on my scrotum so i dont forget. thanks.
 Tramp Ploble: heh, "Dickie"
 Thilm Morpongus: And the rooster crows, "Penis-a-doodle-doo!"
 Jelm Brungo: well ain't this a jim dandy
 Jorbo Rempungo: Signed John Dickie.
 Lorm Albupert: So, I guess posters about aquatic mammals, owls and threaded fasteners must be hard to advertise for.
 Trild Horpongo: Signed John Dickie.
 Hurm Brungo: "Semi-Aquatic Dam-Building Mammals: A Documentary"
 Thelm Grunumple: @OldKentuckyShark Norks are just boobies but even I don't know nunga and smoo... Though I heard a tale of a student working with the "censoring" button on a radio talk-show who was given a similar list but when a caller referred to a participant as a "cunt-bubble" he allowed that through because it wasn't on the list...
 Rirt Morpoble: @OldKentuckyShark You perv.
 Pempo Brumple: Norks? Nunga? Smoo?
Image 241249   04-06-18   Uploaded by    Hang Morpungo
Score:
531
 
 Rango Grunomple: One of my highschool teachers used to go on and on about this million dollar idea he had. He eventually told us what it was: Chocolate gum.
 Vort Rempomple: If only I knew this 20 years ago
 Dort Plungus: @Teechur *takes off glasses dramatically* "Mother of God . . . ."
 Milm Grunungus: Is he tryna milk titties and put it into a squeeze bottle?
 Beft Drumumbies: @tib gubb. Weed....in a squeeze bottle
 Vurb Cremopert: Isnt this the guy who invented bitcoin?!
 Jengo Rempungo: So wait, how does the Heinz Automato fit into this?
 Thuld Dampoble: also this guy: "i smoked so much god damn weed last night"
 Merm Plemomple: @Teechur Oooooooooohhhh!
 Rongo Morpomple: What about a squeeze-bottle.... WITH WHEELS?
Image 241248   04-06-18   Uploaded by    Thump Albupert
Score:
601
 
 Reft Grongo: When you drop ten grand on a gilly suit.
 Gerb Plungo: This elaborate camouflage allows the beast to sneak up on tiny, oblivious crustaceans
Image 241247   04-06-18   Uploaded by    Deple Flumomple
Score:
206
 
 Pampo Flungus: @Teechur: Agreed - worst burger chain ever. Best spicy chicken sandwich, however.
 Lirm Morpupert: Grease.
 Lung Flopert: Arby s
 Hemp Alboble: @looch @Teechur Yeah and they are assholes, too.
 Flirb Drumopert: @Teechur Oh you beat me =(
 Viple Cremumbies: Chick-fil-A
 Jorbo Drumumple: McD. All the others are competing for 2nd worst
 Dang Grunuble: wheat is murder.
 Truple Plupert: Wendy's BUNS ARE ROUND! MEAT SHOULD BE ROUND TOO
 Herb Rempongo: this isn't fair. they're all the worst
 Peld Flupert: Chick-fil-A
 Thang Plemomple: Arby's
 Rurt Grunumbies: dairy queen
Image 241246   04-06-18   Uploaded by    Gewn Dampumbies
Score:
832
 
 Jarm Drumupert: If I trucks, I fucks.
 Crompo Brongo: I love these.
 Pampo Cremongo: here's a religion i can get behind
 Crumpo Morpungus: Kenny Loggins died for your sins
Image 241245   04-06-18   Uploaded by    Bert Drumomple
Score:
657
 
 Vift Dampungo: @Mr. Shine I agree, it's a fantastic cover
 Fleple Morpumple: @Kaviri It's a great album, but I honestly bought it just because I heard him play Black Hole Sun on the Bob & Tom Show, and was amazed.
 Freng Brumbies: @Mr. Shine Be right back, I'm going to go grab a chicken, and put it back.
 Romp Cremombies: @dangerkeith3000 @fanny Peter Frampton plays an amazing instrumental version of that song on his album Fingerprints.
 Flingo Morpupert: @fanny Oh, fanny, you just let my love of Soundgarden out, and I just don't know if I can contain it!
 Jolm Cremopert: *ahem* Black hole sun Won't you come And wash away the rain? Black hole sun Won't you come Won't you come Won't you come?
Image 241244   04-06-18   Uploaded by    Flople Cremumple
Score:
593
 
 Jarb Plemungo: Asian Tina Belcher
 Hold Grunongo: @jochenau glad I could help :-)
 Crengo Grunupert: @Sandor Some students asked me for the English translation of Japanese "uupaaruupaa"...it took a bit for me to figure out what kind of animal they were talking about but "axolotl" seems to be correct :D
 Buple Brombies: Rad for axolotl
Image 241243   04-06-18   Uploaded by    Tramp Morpuble
Score:
713
 
 Flimp Albumbies: Tactical
 Jeple Fluble: I knew it!
Image 241242   04-06-18   Uploaded by    Pold Morpumple
Score:
155
 
 Vung Albupert: well this is pleasant
 Frert Bromple: If you look close enough you can see a second gunman on the grassy knoll.
Image 241241   04-06-18   Uploaded by    Jengo Dampopert
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