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248672  dangerkeith3000: How have I never seen this joke before?

248638  Robespierre: Kept on ticking

248678  dangerkeith3000: Fuck 'all

248680  dangerkeith3000: @Yurishiro Hey now!

248688  Warrax: I was pretty skilled with the M-16 plotting board back in my service days.

248685  dangerkeith3000: Her name is Crystal.

248686  dangerkeith3000: DAD?

248688  dangerkeith3000: That's nothing. In 9th grade I bought a TI-89.

248661  Robespierre: Stargazy aspic looks rather grim

248667  mwoody: OH................................................................................................................................YEAH

248664  Robespierre: @antipatterns Their pizza is wobblier than most

248668  DrNinjaman: I'm paralyzed with island rhythms

248685  mwoody: Narrator: "Crystal Light: official beverage of the Slender Man." Model: "And women!"

248674  Robespierre: Jaunty!

248670  raditzu: I'd eat that.

248687  Nope: No u stay!

248690  barfolomew: Credit to The Onion.

248684  Sandor: I'm in flavor country

248681  VeeKay: This is what happens when care givers lose their shit

248683  VeeKay: Wire guided feline IED

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9. Christina
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248456 Science: @ignatz: But it's already been done, hasn't it?

248458 Shay: Instructions not clear, so *HONK HONK*

248508 trelyate: written by UR MOM!

248597 Nothing: Bob Johnson

248685 dangerkeith3000: Her name is Crystal.

248465 titular role: lolz @Annoying Vegan

248646 Felicity: Enough with the royal-watching

248542 Science: @WannaBee: Ok - haven't bought any in many years.

248470 Greifer: i take eight!

248680 dangerkeith3000: @Yurishiro Hey now!



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 6. Side Boob: 2432 points
 7. Bagels: 2278 points
 8. Not A Bot: 2222 points
 9. Nope: 2114 points
10. dingding: 2111 points
11. Shay: 1970 points
12. Mr. Shine: 1881 points
13. Yurishiro: 1860 points
14. Springbok: 1770 points
15. violentwrath: 1723 points
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 Felicity: (-L-2
 Butcherboy: I can dig it
 Felicity: 5-1-(
 Shay: Sorry bub, those are moonpies.
Image 241225   04-06-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
373
 
COMMENT HERE. Make up a fake name or leave it blank.
Image 241224   04-06-18   Uploaded by    I Hate The Beatles
Score:
1055
 
 Not A Bot: their dreams aren't as empty as their consciences seem to be
 Urn BooUrn: A nice catty.
Image 241223   04-06-18   Uploaded by    Bagels
Score:
307
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: "You have died of dysentery," has died of ubiquity.
 Not A Bot: why did someone erase the word Dunkin from the box?
 Ulillillia: peperony and chease
 NoRagrets: The Oregon trail card game is equally if not more brutal. Ive only ever beaten it once.
 Uncle Phil: @Urn BooUrn yeah, 19.95 in store credit at Target
 Urn BooUrn: I bet that would be worth something if still in it's original packaging.
Image 241222   04-06-18   Uploaded by    craftjunk
Score:
699
 
 Side Boob: We all thought he was a good kitty, then the Mounties came and arrested him!
 Butcherboy: This cat has a lady tied to a railroad track somewhere
 barfolomew: What a dapper gent.
Image 241221   04-06-18   Uploaded by    Telkwa
Score:
260
 
 Urn BooUrn: The first book is really good, I swear.
 jochenau: I liked the first few thousand pages at least...
 Mexico: I also long to see English pop star Sting in wing panties.
Image 241220   04-06-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
264
 
 Dresdenkeogh: Robert de WHEREVERYOUARO YOU'LL BE ROBERT DEhereo in my Robert de hearto.
 Not A Bot: Tonight on, Behind the YTMND...
Image 241219   04-06-18   Uploaded by    tehghost
Score:
441
 
 savvoy: Every dog I have ever owned.
 Side Boob: Doggo needs to clash!
 glenalec: Summertime.
Image 241218   04-06-18   Uploaded by    Unicorn
Score:
417
 
 savvoy: Few people are aware of H.P. Lovecraft's work as a quilt artist... for good reason
 dobbiesdoogs: this is really fucking with me
 barfolomew: @barfolomew oh, man's hubris!
 fanny: @barfolomew i see blue...
 barfolomew: Wait, what's that color in front of my username? Is it... the banana color?
 barfolomew: The dark blue lines are parallel.
Image 241217   04-06-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
408
 
 Mr Bleak: Bear is going to need a bigger table.
 kazzy94: @Eleftheros Yeah, pick a side, Bear!
 wolfpk: The bear doesn't eat Goldilocks?
 Eleftheros: Pancakes AND waffle? BLASPHEMY
 Beef Supreme: Too much prep time. Bear should just eat a jogger.
 AlexDeLarge: Does he eat the plates and glassware, though?
 Shay: EAT THE TOASTER! EAT THE TOASTER!!!!
 tib gubb: 'bear learns about obesity' is a depressing read
 barfolomew: Whoa there, Michael Phelps.
 Teechur: @Ulillillia And that's just breakfast!
 Ulillillia: I Eat 33,000 Calories a Day
Image 241216   04-06-18   Uploaded by    Bitcoin Burglar
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