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273590  burritos: Create a problem, sell the solution.

273590  Rent A Dog: Remember, remember! The fifth of November, The Gunpowder treason and plot; I know of no reason Why the Gunpowder treason Should ever be forgot!

273589  boxboxbox: But yet both have always been a bathroom

273395  Mustyrats: @Spazstatic woooooo

273575  TrumpyTrump: Now that's what I call surf music

273579  tib gubb: "I AM SO GREAT. I AM SO GREAT. HEY LOOK AT ME. I AM SO GREAT."

273501  Terrh: theoatmeal.com/blog/… - All hail The Oatmeal!

273587  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

273585  a spider plan: Crumbs in your bed are usually the worst, but I wouldn't mind that one.

273551  miller: That's how Japan does, foo'!

273556  addend: Welcome to Kansas City.

273569  addend: "Pampers?" / "Depends."

273564  Whatever: Such a waste - like most of their products, their packaging is better than average

273568  Whatever: Mark Twain would have approved

273544  Amy Housewine: This was my favourite episode.

273569  Whatever: Its the circle of life...

273573  a robot: @Amy Housewine BOOP, boop

273570  a robot: If your name is Elizabeth, some dumb kid on the playground will inevitably start calling you "Lizard Breath." Source: sibling named Elizabeth

273573  Amy Housewine: This boop is a big job. Make sure you're well-prepared.

273572  a robot: I just spent 30 minutes searching every improbable corner of my apartment for my cat, because I heard her meow like four times and then she completely vanished. I even went outside and downstairs into the building shared basement even though there's no possible way she could have gotten out. I was freaking out a little because I was really starting to believe she had stepped into an alternate dimension or something, but it turns out she was inside my dresser the whole time. But at least now I can finally go to bed.

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273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273399 Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273265 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Beauty of Korth Norea

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273474 trelyate: ojom rof

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.

273365 Littlecraftywolf: @isosceleswaffle i am a furry i know that my point is going through security is the nightmare

273505 Dr Awkward: @WannaBee Get an Italian espresso machine. That would stone cold baller.



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Image 241224   04-06-18   Uploaded by    I Hate The Beatles
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 Not A Bot: their dreams aren't as empty as their consciences seem to be
 Urn BooUrn: A nice catty.
Image 241223   04-06-18   Uploaded by    Bagels
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 FireBreathingMarmot: "You have died of dysentery," has died of ubiquity.
 Not A Bot: why did someone erase the word Dunkin from the box?
 Ulillillia: peperony and chease
 NoRagrets: The Oregon trail card game is equally if not more brutal. Ive only ever beaten it once.
 Uncle Phil: @Urn BooUrn yeah, 19.95 in store credit at Target
 Urn BooUrn: I bet that would be worth something if still in it's original packaging.
Image 241222   04-06-18   Uploaded by    craftjunk
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 Side Boob: We all thought he was a good kitty, then the Mounties came and arrested him!
 Butcherboy: This cat has a lady tied to a railroad track somewhere
 barfolomew: What a dapper gent.
Image 241221   04-06-18   Uploaded by    Telkwa
Score:
260
 
 Urn BooUrn: The first book is really good, I swear.
 jochenau: I liked the first few thousand pages at least...
 Mexico: I also long to see English pop star Sting in wing panties.
Image 241220   04-06-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
264
 
 Dresdenkeogh: Robert de WHEREVERYOUARO YOU'LL BE ROBERT DEhereo in my Robert de hearto.
 Not A Bot: Tonight on, Behind the YTMND...
Image 241219   04-06-18   Uploaded by    tehghost
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 savvoy: Every dog I have ever owned.
 Side Boob: Doggo needs to clash!
 Frum Temps: Summertime.
Image 241218   04-06-18   Uploaded by    Unicorn
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 savvoy: Few people are aware of H.P. Lovecraft's work as a quilt artist... for good reason
 dobbiesdoogs: this is really fucking with me
 barfolomew: @barfolomew oh, man's hubris!
 fanny: @barfolomew i see blue...
 barfolomew: Wait, what's that color in front of my username? Is it... the banana color?
 barfolomew: The dark blue lines are parallel.
Image 241217   04-06-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
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 Mr Bleak: Bear is going to need a bigger table.
 kazzy94: @Eleftheros Yeah, pick a side, Bear!
 wolfpk: The bear doesn't eat Goldilocks?
 Eleftheros: Pancakes AND waffle? BLASPHEMY
 Beef Supreme: Too much prep time. Bear should just eat a jogger.
 AlexDeLarge: Does he eat the plates and glassware, though?
 Shay: EAT THE TOASTER! EAT THE TOASTER!!!!
 tib gubb: 'bear learns about obesity' is a depressing read
 barfolomew: Whoa there, Michael Phelps.
 Teechur: @Ulillillia And that's just breakfast!
 Ulillillia: I Eat 33,000 Calories a Day
Image 241216   04-06-18   Uploaded by    Bitcoin Burglar
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 Robespierre: The more expensive the motor, the worse the driver
 carpwoman: *doink
 wolfpk: Do not deviate fron the GPS's route!
 Ihminen: that moment when rich people get powerful expensive sports cars because they look cool but forget that the power the car has can be dangerous if not driven with care
 Teechur: Oh look! A penny!
 Dr Awkward: Whoopsie-doodle!
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