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268226  Incubi: What's he saying?

268229  Incubi: @Dr Awkward no chance, that fire extinguisher is totally photoshopped

268243  Incubi: Boogie Nights: The Return of Dirk Diglett

268200  KyleisBobDole: I still would pay money for a "My opinion is unwanted." bumper sticker.

268123  smusher: Grab yourself a Crusch

268251  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

268250  kate shutupton: I thought it was just that he brought in his dog as in his friend. Took me a whole two seconds to realize his name was Snoop Dogg.

268241  Sadbot: It's rabbit turds, bro

267420  Mr Bleak: Carfetti - the trucks are marking their territory.

268238  Dr Awkward: Your monkey looks sick

268229  Dr Awkward: Is this a real picture?!

268156  2Berries: Looks like you can swap heads

268243  a robot: No wait, it's "more like Sudo-WOOD-o, amirite!"

268243  a robot: Stupid sexy Diglett!

268236  a robot: Remove Vaseline from camera lens before taking photo please

268194  2Berries: If he don't, who will?

268203  2Berries: Just tried it with milk foe the first time #lifechanging

268242  Knice: Big doubt.

268243  Knice: I envy their free-time.

268244  Knice: hahah, yeah ... what?

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2. MrBoffo
3. Side Boob
4. Dr Awkward
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9. Felicity
10. ignatz



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267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

268056 Micro Jackson: Fresh charges

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

268103 E. HONDA: username/upload...?

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!



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daisy picker uploaded 267988 (792 points)
amputator uploaded 267936 (787 points)
depression uploaded 267930 (783 points)
dangerkeith3000 uploaded 268043 (763 points)
teletub uploaded 267780 (744 points)
Borp Mento uploaded 268167 (718 points)


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10. withak: 1624 points
11. Gomi Day: 1570 points
12. greg: 1560 points
13. ChubbyBuddy: 1502 points
14. midgetcastle: 1494 points
15. Bacon Train: 1482 points
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Score:
408
 
 Mr Bleak: Bear is going to need a bigger table.
 kazzy94: @Eleftheros Yeah, pick a side, Bear!
 wolfpk: The bear doesn't eat Goldilocks?
 Eleftheros: Pancakes AND waffle? BLASPHEMY
 Beef Supreme: Too much prep time. Bear should just eat a jogger.
 AlexDeLarge: Does he eat the plates and glassware, though?
 Shay: EAT THE TOASTER! EAT THE TOASTER!!!!
 tib gubb: 'bear learns about obesity' is a depressing read
 barfolomew: Whoa there, Michael Phelps.
 Teechur: @Ulillillia And that's just breakfast!
 Ulillillia: I Eat 33,000 Calories a Day
Image 241216   04-06-18   Uploaded by    Bitcoin Burglar
Score:
364
 
 Robespierre: The more expensive the motor, the worse the driver
 carpwoman: *doink
 wolfpk: Do not deviate fron the GPS's route!
 Ihminen: that moment when rich people get powerful expensive sports cars because they look cool but forget that the power the car has can be dangerous if not driven with care
 Teechur: Oh look! A penny!
 Dr Awkward: Whoopsie-doodle!
Image 241215   04-06-18   Uploaded by    sparename
Score:
282
 
 goldman sachs: Success stories are such sappy news articles.
 Shay: I stalk stalkers in my spare time.
 Ulillillia: That article sounds like the plot of a typical romantic comedy
Image 241214   04-06-18   Uploaded by    Kevin II
Score:
717
 
 Dresdenkeogh: @Dr Awkward @Annoying Vegan relativity, special relativity, and bwead cwumbs.
 Korrok: You win this round, Friendly Spaceship.
 Mad Collager: @Teechur Duck get me out of this!
 Annoying Vegan : That rug is fooling no one.
 Teechur: @Dr Awkward Lawyers, guns, and money.
 Dr Awkward: Diners, Drive-Ins, and Ducks.
Image 241213   04-06-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
844
 
 wolfpk: But they want #241213
 tib gubb: kitty says this sign is bullshit
 Pront Remp: @barfolomew a cattus
 barfolomew: That is a cactus.
Image 241212   04-06-18   Uploaded by    hajjpodge
Score:
457
 
 barfolomew: Delovely.
 Teechur: Egg salad, tossed salad, whatevs...
Image 241211   04-06-18   Uploaded by    desertfox
Score:
207
 
 Mr Bleak: This is what Tide Pods look like on the way out...
 Mustyrats: Out at Henry Moore Point
 Spazstatic: Go on. Leave a rock. Just a short one, even.
Image 241210   04-06-18   Uploaded by    The Turks
Score:
834
 
 Nymphomania: Marv Albert
 Spazstatic: I'm here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. But I'm all out of gum and these legs aren't conducive to kicking.
 Dr. Bathroom: It's on the menu.
 Hippitus Hoppitus: I also bet it smells great in there.
 robocop: Eat my ass!
 wolfpk: Hippo foreplay
 grizzly: Go downtown and bite that butt.
 Bacon Train: Hungry, horny hippos...
Image 241209   04-06-18   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
274
 
 john dough: Tesla was the electric Jesus.
 Mad Collager: Even though there's a shiny red roadster in the weightlessness of space, I fail to see the connection here to Tesla.
 Gringos: Whats keeping the Earth orbiting the sun?
 dangerkeith3000: @sparename In the movie "Young Einstein" he actually invented bubbles in beer. By splitting the atom!
 Spazstatic: Looks like the years under the picture are 2001 - 1602
 Teechur: RIP Stephen Hawking.
 Ulillillia: Damn it, Issac, I wanted to fly.
 barfolomew: @antipatterns shoot, shows me for not reading completely before I comment.
 barfolomew: @sparename they call it specific gravity because when it's high you flop to the floor.
 UltraBeverly: This is what Mormons (and Jehovah's Witnesses) actually believe (the floating part).
 Watch Out: Dick
 antipatterns: @sparename I always though Steel Reserve was "high gravity" was because it made it hard to stand up after you drink it
 Dr Awkward: @sparename Don't be dense.
 sparename: But more thanks to Einstein, without whom we wouldn't have beer with specific gravity
Image 241208   04-06-18   Uploaded by    whaleshark
Score:
575
 
 savvoy: Another fine day with Derp and Floof
 james: Thug life
Image 241207   04-06-18   Uploaded by    fullofwind
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